Guild Wars 2

Yes, range at 1500 where almost nothing can hit you and you can’t ress your melee teammates if they down… then get all the might, all the fury, all the buffs.

Check my sig: never talk about dungeons. Never.

Anyway, I’m amazed at how anal people can get.. talking about sigils. Omg nub you use sigil of strength/air, what a scrub. Everyone knows you should get stacks of sigil of x slaying and swap for every dungeon, DUH.
… I think I’m either getting too old for this kitten or too casual… or I’m just kittening sick of people. How do I cure this disease?

bladex.9502:

deSade.9437:

J Eberle.9312:

Just use lfg for fun, that’s all it’s good for

Or to hook up. I’ve seen some “lf girlfriend” posts before. I’m sure one could also do “lf friends”?

Good one

This is so anet it hurts. Do something you think is cool, then make it crash because you don’t know how to deal with it.
I really can’t picture devs making their tools bigger…

Do you keep those redesign links in your signature in hope someone at anet will read it? Lul

J Eberle.9312:

Just use lfg for fun, that’s all it’s good for

Or to hook up. I’ve seen some “lf girlfriend” posts before. I’m sure one could also do “lf friends”?

Erm, that doesn’t make any sense… why is chrono good, then? ‘cause mesmers are weaker than eles? Why would they do something and make it weak on purpose, since it’s not lore or race-related and all eles have the potential to access it? It’s ok to exclude mesmers because they’ll have to go chrono since it’s a good spec (I’m just assuming this, everything may change), but it’s not ok to exclude eles?
Also, they don’t design with dungeons in mind. Never.

It’s botched for pve because they always think about pvp… and now that I think about it – about tempest, not pvp, it’s botched period: no even remotely decent player would let you complete a 3-5s cast.

I’m honestly sick of them being.. afraid. Yeah, that’s how these specs make me feel. It feels like the guys designing certain classes’ skills – reaper and tempest on top – are a bunch of 75yo ladies crossing a street in winter “Ooooh, be careful there, Mildred! You may slip and fall on the ice!”
“Ohhh, careful there, area chill may be op! Let’s give it a 120s cd to make sure it’s not too strong…”
/facedesk

Why u doin this? People join lfgs without reading, it’s pointless. Also, many would just pretend to have read and have somekindofmetagear, ping – then wear something else.

That’s not a good party combo, by the way.

.. you need a guild and/or friends, if you manage. Or lower your pug expectations.

But ezportz mang

What’s the difference between “their” tools and other people’s tools? are their tools bigger? better? the other way around?

Necro confirmed too heavy to be carried

Gotta lose some weight, spojski!

Or Sera’s tools. Behehehe.

Tools meaning.. programming tools?

The only thing I see is a minor buff to aura sharing, but.. who uses aura sharing anyway? Why would anyone want a 2s buff with a 1s internal cooldown? Hmmmm.
Yes, of all the specs, this is definitely the worst one untildruidcomescoughcough

It’s cool; before today, the howler was mostly done on the 2 classes anet hates and despises the most – necro and ranger.. with warr but whatever. Now the elementalist is getting it, which means we will be seeing an update to its effects, but not before HoT (with all the new legendaries) releases.
I can bet my left buttcheek.

No, it’s because your jokes give me gonorrhea… which means you gave me gonorrhea TWICE.

Purple Miku.7032:

I would rather fall rear-first into a factory of thumbtacks than grind silverwastes for full sinister. :S

Lol, this is so you.. should get it trademarked.

Why do I never get such good rng? :/

spoj.9672:

Im rather disappointed that the warhorn blows instead of sucks.

I have unfriended and blocked you

P.S. I’m starting to doubt about the stunbreak. I could’ve sworn it’s group-wide because I saw it in action, but I’m wondering if it was before the trait rework, when there was still the old trait… my memory betrays me… whatever. I’ll just kill spojski if it’s not.

Fluffy Ferocious.9807:

I’ve been in full zerk groups that were a moving massacre – their own massacre – because the group skill was so poor and it appeared that no one thought to switch weapon sets or utility skills based on scenario.

The game is of a smarter design than we might give credit. You can run the build/gear du jour but if you can’t execute on tactics real time, you’ll melt in high level content.

And that’s the exact point, yes. Berserker gear is better, it always is dps wise, but only if you’re an at least decent player and have the proper group utility/buffs to sustain it. Yeah, support-control, would you look at that! You don’t need to be in clerics to support your team…

How come phiws themselves are the ones convinced that it’s enough to equip zerk, stack in a corner and spam 1 to succeed, when it’s not the case at all (well, perhaps in cof p1)? How come they feel so special when their snowflake nomad build doesn’t die as quickly?
The answer to this meta diatribe is just there, under everyone’s eyes!
Risk vs reward. That’s all. You’re gonna be faster, but you have to be able to play in it.
I personally can’t fathom why some people fail to understand this. It’s such a simple concept.
…and it’s definitely not an “I win” button -.-
…and you’re not forced to do it! So many people playing victim, it’s insane. Nobody, nobody can log into your account and force you to wear berserker gear, kittenmit.

We need harder content so that 1. snowflakes may finally understand that the good players currently running zergburger will adapt with no need to run overly defensive gear and 2. excessively tanky or healy or whatevery builds are trash, a burden to the party – which will melt and crash if one player doesn’t pull its weight (presuming the mentioned “hard content” is well-tuned).

Certain builds are optimal, others are just viable. Not sure why people are up in arms about it; I think it’s working fine?
We simply need more content that requires a lil more support in the form of creative and proactive damage mitigation/control, not stupid healing, and may the trinity whiners sink in the deepest stomach of a godkitten Leviathan.

bladex.9502:

There might be some niche uses for warhorn in PvE, like pulling the risen at the Bloodstone Shard in Arah p4 together with Cyclone if you don’t have a guard, and don’t want to waste an utility on earth shield.

You’d sacrifice an entire traitline and your weapon NOT to sacrifice a single utility?
…?
I’d honestly take the shield and go staff, if there’s such a dire need for a pull…

Don’t know what else there is to add, tempest is just terrible. When the hell are you gonna channel kitten skill with a tiny range and little to no damage/effect in pve? when the hell will you even manage to complete the cast in pvp?

The traits are on par with Salvation, and I’ve said enough.
Is it even worth it to take the traitline just to unlock “Rebound”? It doesn’t look like it.
It’s good though, because we… well, at least I am starting to see the flaws within the specialisation system: a system that locks you into your choice, that forces you to sacrifice one of the 3 (three! so few choices already!) traitline just to be able to equip one weapon and a subpar set of utilities…
What if you want to take x, and only x? Tough, you have to take the entire alphabet first, no matter if you don’t need it.

Lockouts beyond lockouts, reduction after reduction; at this point, may aswell…

P.S. The guard’s GM trait IS a strunbreaker and a stability. I don’t see why you’d want to take that stupid tempest shout, unless we see in—- in the… ahem—-challenging group content… LOL, I can’t go on while keeping a straight face [fingers]

I am amazed at how underwhelming the tempest looks, bar a few exceptions (the air pulling skill, possibly air overload).

Meh.
Good things eles are good without, huh?

Will druids manage to compete for the prized Worst Specialisation of All Times?
I am fairly optimistic, despite the new development.
Plz make them be next so I stop suffering. Plz.

It’s always entertaining to read glassdoor..

If devs want to change it and make it a trinity game, there isn’t really a way to protest.
… but they didn’t say they will, it’s mostly in their heads.

Well, I’ve always enjoyed playing healer. Why not.

Linken.6345:

Dont see why people have so few Ac tears dont you run those paths for gold people?

Oh, I don’t know, maybe they use them instead of hoarding? Crazy idea, but what can I say? I’m a lil mad.

No because they want those nerfed too…. ventari heals and nomad equip.

Tom Yzf.5872:

my wizar d

Where’s the moustache? Huh? STOP LYING!!

Talyn.3295:

https://forum-en.gw2archive.eu/forum/game/gw2/Are-wizards-OP

What’s a wizard?

It’s a guy with a big hat and a majestic pair of moustache, and he eats omnomberries and mustard for lunch.

https://forum-en.gw2archive.eu/forum/game/gw2/80-is-too-many

LOL.
Best troll ever.

I’m disappointed because there’s a rangur and he’s not playing pigbow.

lol dis thread so srs i’m play gaurd and i’m offended
u clearly got help buy the gaurd, else u couldnt of done it urself on such a broken class
why do u act s opro m8

Hopfully anet will listen and fix the ranger
I keep getting oneshoted
with no way to dodge.

(Ode to that guy… what was his name again? the ele that kept getting oneshot with no possiblity t o dodge and played gs mes only?)

Go dagger mang.

Ops

Purple Miku.7032:

ThyShadowPaladin.9521:

Grats on full collection! Jelly

RNG Is a Cruel Mistress :S Oh shield and dagger.. where art thou..? Not alot of armor/weapon chests.. since.. I have 10+ Chars with 1-3 Full ascended sets each and full weapon sets @ 85+ AR. Also spent over 30-40k Fractal relics.

What the actual HELL.

Not only am I surprised to see someone with more fotm relics/pristines than Taku, but dear kittening lord at that karma and gold pile as well.

Nice stash lmao

…got any experience at hacking, mikster? Think of all dem t-charges and outfits…
/drools

Yalora Istairiea.6287:

Does anyone know if Druids are going to get different or at least additional pets unique to Druids?

Nop.

I bet they fell off the table <.< when I recovered from my drunken stupor, uh.. yesterday? I saw them traits and pets lying on the ground with me and the bottles of milk.

OJM.5103:

Jelly rn, RNJerus hates me in Fractals I probably have one of the longest ring streaks in game tbh, think I might be the unofficial mascot of the Seal of the Khan-Ur

FTFY

DonQuack.9025:

not soa ummm.. shield of deflection maybe ummm

THAT’S NOT A SUPPORT SKILL

Because monks didn’t provide attack absorption and damage mitigation… ow8…

What’s that blue guy doing? is it a plastic soldier? anyone knows?

buhu

Talyn.3295:

https://forum-en.gw2archive.eu/forum/game/gw2/Suggestion-New-dungeon-fractal-mechanic

And we have Bingo

And there was light.
And we saw some drunken phiw hobo sleeping on the floor.
And we weren’t pleased.

Gav.1425:

Tonic, 21 spares in the bank (not including the skins I’ve used just to save a transmute), and still no fractal focus.. 18/19 qq

On the other hand, all my guys are geared it in ascended from all the chests i saved.

I think the next time they update fotm, you’ll be able to buy a skin of choice with 250 pristine and you can sell rings to an NPC for 1 pristine each.

…then you woke up in a pool of sweat and your cat meowing because there’s no food and FEED ME HUMAN

perry.9645:

second collection finished soon™ http://i.imgur.com/rFzNQ1B.png also all the warhorns ready for the vuvuzELE

edit: oh yeah ascended chests http://i.imgur.com/1DfpnIj.png

Honestly, I think some guy at dulfy’s got the REAL nature of tempest right

http://a.disquscdn.com/uploads/mediaembed/images/2291/8842/original.jpg

I swear to Pan, I didn’t know was dusting my room with an ascended warhorn earlier.. if I could just summon the winds to clean everything faster <.< since that’s all the spec will give in terms of excitement ahem ahem

Taku.6352:

\:D/

This reminds me of…

I can’t forget the 5 skill points scroll. It’s etched into my brain.
They can’t pull off anything worse than that, and yet they keep disappointing me :/

/stares at ascended boxes intently

starlinvf.1358:

I’m more sad about the fact that didn’t even have the foresight to have Shiro’s blade skin’s ready for this unveiling. Out of ALL the things thats come out of the art department for the gem store, THIS had to be the one thing they overlooked?

You got 2000 different quaggan backpacks, stop complainin’

Talyn.3295:

Who cares what someone else is doing if they are not in your party? Why join just to troll?

For them, it’s not trolling: it’s punishing the guys in the wrong, and therefore righteous.

Enjoyyyyyy \0/

https://forum-en.gw2archive.eu/forum/game/gw2/How-about-us-Tankers-and-Healers

This moron can’t even type “tank”; no, it has to be “tanker”. kitten.

Talyn.3295:

deSade.9437:

I’m kinda content with my contacts and friends…. ofc always willing to add more. I hate most people, but I like frands

You sound like me now.

Y u US of A? you’re cute enough to be frand, but I dunno if you’re sexy enough. Guess we’ll never know :/

It’s good to hear pugs experiences aren’t ALL that bad… at least puggies can make for good laughs, from time to time..
If you got no problems with blood pressure as I do :/

I was checking the lfg for funsies and it really does look like puggies are sometimes strict :/
Hey, I wonder why they’re looking for a guard at lupi!!! Weird, dontcha think O.o

P.S. Someone shud explain to him that the “F” in “LF” stands for… for.

http://imgur.com/a/rg2ex

Never release the kwaken. No, the Quacken.
…
Ok, I’m stopping now.
/walks away
…
/comes back
That thread is seriously something awful smelling (kinda like my dog after it rained) and I don’t understand how it’s not locked yet.
Could it be because it’s against dem jerk (and racist?) zerkburgers?

Oh, my relationship with the game in one song:

https://goo.gl/byVk47

… or with some members of the gw2 community, same stuff.

What are you, then? the girl serving the punch?

HwaRyun.1807:

You know, i’ve lurked here for a long time without posting, and i always just assumed you were part of the speedrun clique xD

I use my fl, which happens to be filled with people from various guilds. Not sure why they want to play with me, but they do. I suppose I will have to settle somewhere eventually, but… /shrug
I’m kinda content with my contacts and friends…. ofc always willing to add more. I hate most people, but I like frands

MagicalSilence.1837:

Ability to inspect Gear & Build would be soo nice no need to ask anyone to link anything just check em out and ask politely to leave if theres something wrong before run begins to not waste anyones time. (Ofc this would go for Meta’s) tho id also could consider it useful for new ppl checking out vets builds and stuff for their learning curves as some may be afraid to ask stuff ^^.

Be ready to get eaten alive… you should know: inspect is bad for the community for unspecified reasons, makes elitism worse, makes it impossible to find party, it makes your dog ill and I don’t know what else.