Guild Wars 2

Charrs don’t kiss…they cuddle

What are the most amusing ways you’ve stomped her? I’m very much enjoying the Quaggan finisher and how underlyingly dark it is…the little quaggans happily dancing are a nice touch…what’s your favorite?
( yes I know there’s a limited amount of finishers in GW2)

let’s forge more pointy objects so we inpale her more >:D

Maybe The Pale Tree is the product of Abbadon…

In this case..we should blame Traherne…he must be our Gilligan

If Joffery ends up as king of Tyria:
I for one welcome our Sylvari over lord…Scarlet

:( Tybalt would have wanted us to fight back…and save the apples…and our home

The By Ogden’s Hammer guy
The children
Any Quaggans I can find
Miyani
The sylvari that says: more violets less violence
One of the merchants so we can buy tools
And Zommoros the Mystic Forge Djinn

What if that By Odgens Hammer guy is behind it..
What if he’s working with the Quaggans, the Mad King, the Salad joke Asura and Zommoros in a big conspiracy in which all the salad in Tyria is actually made of dead Sylvari and Scarlet is actually just trying to save her family..

Odgen’s Hammer Guy: points at a flying hammer falling from the sky BY ODGENS HAMMER, WHAT SAVINGS clunk
Rest in Peace Hammer Guy…

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Lets just leave this at a final point:
Guildwars 2 logic…

then you’re the last hope against the adorable threat of Quaggans
…good luck ._.

D: what if all the sylvari are actually evil and the Pale Tree has been infected with the toxin…or maybe the Tree was evil all along

What if Scarlet has nothing to do with this and she’s just the pawn too? What if its not a dragon?
What if the REAL villains this entire time was Zommoros (the Mystic Forge Djinn)
and worst of all..AN ARMY OF ADORABLE QUAGGANS

…seriously…think about it…Zommoros was imprisoned…and maybe Scarlet is just breaking him out, once she does that, he doesn’t need her anymore since his army has already been gathered

And what if…Quaggans are the most evil creatures in Tyria but we don’t know it because they’re so cute? What if the Elder Dragons attacked because of them and we were just caught in the crossfire?

:P post your weird theories here

PhelanDisturbed.1650:

Same goes the other way. A thief kills an ele but had to blow all its initiative. Guardian comes up and slaps him around while the thief is defenseless. Same thing…

Yes, but the thief gets their initiative back (or can) quicker than a skill can recharge. I suppose it does go both ways at times and I’m not saying it doesn’t.

Well, that’s my two cents.

PhelanDisturbed.1650:

seacanari.4583:

As I have also played thief, I can agree with the original poster.
I’m not complaining, I’m just saying.
It also doesn’t help that you can’t see it coming and react accordingly to at least defend yourself a little.
These skills do need a cooldown however, all the other professions have cooldowns with their weapon skills and thieves don’t because of the factor of initiative. The same rules should apply to all professions.

Ok. Give us a burst or more utility if “the same rule should apply to all professions”

Lets say I’m a guardian and I’m fighting someone else, I kill them, my skills are on recharge.
A thief shows up when I’m totally defenseless, spams a skill without cooldown when I’m not able to defend myself and kills me before I can even react.

Sounds fun, doesn’t it?
That’s why they need cooldowns, because everyone else has them

As I have also played thief, I can agree with the original poster.
I’m not complaining, I’m just saying.
It also doesn’t help that you can’t see it coming and react accordingly to at least defend yourself a little.
These skills do need a cooldown however, all the other professions have cooldowns with their weapon skills and thieves don’t because of the factor of initiative. The same rules should apply to all professions.

Bring back the rainbows people

I got nothing too glad to know its not only me
It really stinks :/ I wish they’d fix this bug

But even if I don’t get anything from Tixx, I must say the Plush Griffon from the dungeon is adorable