Guild Wars 2

holy hell the trash can forum is getting all puketastic again.

I prefer bowdians!

Talyn.3295:

deSade.9437:

Gyler.8150:

Must coin a term for this, Bluebows?

bearblueguards?

And dw, staff guards are now gonna run lb/staff on swap to give up more hea—-
/projectile vomits

Don’t even joke about that ;(

What makes you think I’m joking, dood? I ain’t no joking. I ain’t got no time for joking. I must fail at mesm— save the world and purge it from… nevermind, they’re too many.

All hail the huntards rolling tardians! Huzzah!
…
/sobs

Gais, that new thread is HILARIOUS. Amazing. Brilliant. Fan-freaking-tastic.
PHIWs showing up with the tardians announcement I see!
Good, good.

deSade.9437:

Gyler.8150:

Must coin a term for this, Bluebows?

bearblueguards?

And dw, staff guards are now gonna run lb/staff on swap to give up more hea—-
/projectile vomits

If Guard LB doesn’t have a bouncing aegis-granting projectile I’mma be kittened.

And at least 3 knockbacks.

edit Tardians wins.

*Looks at most recent posts*

So, uhm...will bearbow be replaced by something even more meta-tastic?
Because it’s about freakin’ time.

If so, i actually have to bake a cake or something...with an aegis-icon as icing.

https://forum-en.gw2archive.eu/forum/game/gw2/Hyenas-1/first#post5035279

I… I don´t… even… X_X
Is this the kind of people devs have in mind when balancing the game?
#filthyelitistzerkerjerk

Skoigoth.9238:

https://forum-en.gw2archive.eu/forum/game/gw2/Hyenas-1/first#post5035279

I… I don´t… even… X_X
Is this the kind of people devs have in mind when balancing the game?
#filthyelitistzerkerjerk

And people wonder ….naw not even gonna go there.

Skoigoth.9238:

https://forum-en.gw2archive.eu/forum/game/gw2/Hyenas-1/first#post5035279

I… I don´t… even… X_X
Is this the kind of people devs have in mind when balancing the game?
#filthyelitistzerkerjerk

Good find.

It’s been dealt with.

The new gentleman in this forum seems easily confused, methinks.

Or troll.

Hard to tell.

The hyena post is A+ quality. My sides.

dlonie.6547:

The new gentleman in this forum seems easily confused, methinks.

Or troll.

Hard to tell.

At times he seems like the reincarnation of dearly departed VGM.

dlonie.6547:

The new gentleman in this forum seems easily confused, methinks.

Or troll.

Hard to tell.

Could be a rather dedicated troll tbh, you should take a look at the stuff he posts on the Necro sub-forum =P

https://forum-en.gw2archive.eu/forum/professions/necromancer/New-player-is-it-worth-rolling-a-necro/first#post5028823

That Afro range!… my god, can’t stop laughing.

Mossy Gargoyle.3274:

dlonie.6547:

The new gentleman in this forum seems easily confused, methinks.

Or troll.

Hard to tell.

At times he seems like the reincarnation of dearly departed VGM.

I seriously need to stop spouting nonsense while drunk.
Ode to VGM, may he rest in peace… and never rise from his grave.

After last night, VGM is starting to look like an intelligent, reasonable poster.

What a train wreck.

“I run my own game design company and have no idea what LOS means or that autorun exists.”

Sounds legit.

Pretty sure it’s an unknowing troll. You know, the kind of guy that is completely disconnected from reality, from the gravity of other people’s inner spheres and has some deranged desires. As in, that make me look almost sane. Almost.
As long as one person believes their own lies, can they be considered true?

dlonie.6547:

After last night, VGM is starting to look like an intelligent, reasonable poster.

What a train wreck.

“I run my own game design company and have no idea what LOS means or that autorun exists.”

Sounds legit.

Is that guy still talking in that thread?

He refused to answer to my second detailed post so I couldnt care to read any further

Yep. He’s ignoring a lot of posts and still equating stacking with exploiting, safespotting, etc.

Claiming LOS is some sort of secret “l33t” code for exploiting.

Saying that typing while running means a player is using a macro.

Arguing that player models colliding gives us superpowers.

Suggesting that players standing side-by-side (due to collision detection) would be functionally different from standing in the same spot.

Claiming that stacking in the same spot somehow increases the strength of AoEs.

All while claiming to be some sort of AI design prodigy expert, proposing solutions that have been tried in the past and only introduced bigger problems (AoE avoidance, collision detection, etc).

Claiming to be some sort of expert on the GW2 combat system while making provably false claims about how the mechanics work (see: stacking increasing AoE damage).

VGM just likes to rant about elitists. This guy is true “special snowflake.”

Daydreamer’s Finery and Elegant Fan in the Gem Store!

This is the cruel harsh reality, this is the focus and the machine driving everything. I just wished they launched paid dungeons, what better way to measure the community interest?

Tera has a special double XP event up, download is nearly done in the background… yeah that’s what happens.

deSade.9437:

Mossy Gargoyle.3274:

dlonie.6547:

The new gentleman in this forum seems easily confused, methinks.

Or troll.

Hard to tell.

At times he seems like the reincarnation of dearly departed VGM.

I seriously need to stop spouting nonsense while drunk.
Ode to VGM, may he rest in peace… and never rise from his grave.

VIDEOGAMEMIKE….VIDEOGAMEMIKE…VIDEOGAMEMIKE!!!!!

there I did it

Talyn.3295:

deSade.9437:

Mossy Gargoyle.3274:

dlonie.6547:

The new gentleman in this forum seems easily confused, methinks.

Or troll.

Hard to tell.

At times he seems like the reincarnation of dearly departed VGM.

I seriously need to stop spouting nonsense while drunk.
Ode to VGM, may he rest in peace… and never rise from his grave.

VIDEOGAMEMIKE….VIDEOGAMEMIKE…VIDEOGAMEMIKE!!!!!

there I did it

+R*
ODE to our lord and saviour. He died for our sins so we could have a world free from corruption and exploiting.
Now where did I put those anti-vampire sigils….

We need a forum rule where if you cite your experience as a “game designer” to support your argument you should have to produce evidence that is true.

http://www.twitch.tv/eco_r_i/c/6652057

Is my casual hotw p1 a world record?
Technically the SC one used FGS.

Just learned how to skip mai trin… Kind of lame

Ryn.6459:

Just learned how to skip mai trin… Kind of lame

That’s like one of my favorite fights, why would anyone want to skip it?

I dont know. Guess for the same reason people fight mossman underwater.

Sigh

Heh, really?

I don’t care to know the specific details (this really shouldn’t be publicized…), but how does that even work? Don’t you need to kill her to end the instance?

Is there a way to bypass my own stupidity and stop dying at the cannon phase? Plz.

You can do some mountain goating and kill Frizz instead at the circular room. It’ll count forwards and grant the daily chest.

Interesting comments at this reddit:

http://www.reddit.com/r/Guildwars2/comments/352t7r/what_does_heart_of_thorns_need_to_keep_you/

I find it interesting since most of the comments from what i saw want dungeons, raids or challenging non zerg content, which seems to be the complete oppossite of what ANET is doing.

Taku.6352:

You can do some mountain goating and kill Frizz instead at the circular room. It’ll count forwards and grant the daily chest.

I feel so sad right now. Bad enough we have these huge debates on skipping and stacking. and how the game is “wrong” but then we have the few bits of fun content reduced to things like this…

gonna go drown my sorrow with root beer.

Taku, if I enter into Mai’s room, do I spoil the skip?

Ryn.6459:

Taku, if I enter into Mai’s room, do I spoil the skip?

Well you’ll teleport everyone in the instance into her room but they can still get out of there by relogging.

lol sounds even fun

For the Mai skip, you can skip her, kill Frizz, get the reward, then leisurely have fun with Mai Solo/Duo attempts. Just saying Much love for Mai as well.

hey thats interesting! How you go back to mai?

deSade.9437:

Is there a way to bypass my own stupidity and stop dying at the cannon phase? Plz.

Stealth! :P

dlonie.6547:

deSade.9437:

Is there a way to bypass my own stupidity and stop dying at the cannon phase? Plz.

Stealth! :P

I knooooowwww but I feel terrible everytime I use a spy kit ç_ç “twas just a second!” but I get a slap on the ear anyway.
And if we stealth in 4 and let pugmander cla handle the aoes on his own, I may get lazy and…
Nah. Nah, ok, I’ll just let him do all the work warr is faceroll anyway, right?
Awesome! He’ll be glad to know about the new arrangement.
He must be.

Ryn.6459:

hey thats interesting! How you go back to mai?

Relog, your “spawn point” is still at Mai. Just don’t click to exit to the lab, people can just go ahead and leave the group to get out if they don’t want to play with Mai.

Though of course I’ve done this once, Mai is fun, no reason to skip it, but it’s a cool option and going back and playing with Mai for solo stuff is a nice thing if that’s what you want to do and the group just wants to finish.

dlonie.6547:

Suggesting that players standing side-by-side (due to collision detection) would be functionally different from standing in the same spot.

Maybe he’s just a rubberband salesman trying to make a living.
He could sell rubberbands much easier, if everyone’s desyncing.

Jeez, people on this thread are soooo judgy.

can a kind and generous senpai please teach me how to skip most of coe story? either show me in game (NA) or a video plz that has not been fixed (surprised if there is still one of these out and not been patched)

Pretty sure coe story skip was fixed. Invisible walls everywhere now at the starting staircase.

awwwww that sucks :/

Still skippable, can make a video when I get home.

[EU] Lfg Tour

Omg, phiws are such whiny, touchy, entitled kittens. I hope they all go broke from buying too many gems and then get dumped in the street by anet like a sorry stupid puppy.

“Instead of shooting arrows, the guardian will focus on firing massive, single projectiles at a ferocious velocity”

Isn’t that the definition of an Arrow?

EcoRI.9273:

http://www.twitch.tv/eco_r_i/c/6652057

Is my casual hotw p1 a world record?
Technically the SC one used FGS.

Valid record yes. SC Fgs record is All time.

Acotje.5689:

“Instead of shooting arrows, the guardian will focus on firing massive, single projectiles at a ferocious velocity”

Isn’t that the definition of an Arrow?

By the sound effect of it it totally isn’t. Piw puw piw…

ShadowRX.9024:

EcoRI.9273:

http://www.twitch.tv/eco_r_i/c/6652057

Is my casual hotw p1 a world record?
Technically the SC one used FGS.

Valid record yes. SC Fgs record is All time.

Some one should try to beat the all time, I mean given that our run was kinda sloppy and we AFK 20 seconds in the beginning, kitten food, kitten sigils and just sloppy execution, I am sure its possible to beat 4mins 8secs.