Guild Wars 2

NO NO NO

ok

no

Should get to the armory.

No no no

Care care care careful.
The blossoms are dangerous.

pfff…

“No one is arguing the need of a plan. YOUR plan is just stupid and it won’t work!”

best line in the game

Stand back. Watch me push a button. Oooh, maybe I’ll flip a lever.

Intercom: Attention!
Intercom: Security measures offline.
Agent Spire: Did they pay her by the word?
Intercom: Attention!
Intercom: The cafeteria is now closed.

That’s the best one.

Hodgins: Ah, the reliquary of the king’s guard. My notes are unambiguous. There’s a scepter here.
Hodgins: It’s…it’s not here.

This one never fails to amuse. Hodgins is so dramatic

Vallog: I don’t like delays. Where are my slaves?

Exemplar Talie: Slavery’s illegal in Kryta. Even the animals know that. It looks like some animals need to be reminded.

Vallog: You’ll regret those words when I whip the skin off your bones!

I have to BUILD them myself

Wait me push a button

Uh maybe i’ll flip a lever

^^

Saint.5647:

Stand back. Watch me push a button. Oooh, maybe I’ll flip a lever.

We had juan guildy who was obsessed with the final boss of CoF p1 yelling “Control it!” at the start of the fight. Now I can’t not hear it, even with the sound off.

Hehe no one usually thinks of that one. I like saying all the lines in TS. Surprised not muted yet

Intercom: Attention!
Intercom: Remain calm. Failure to remain calm is a sign of a weak mind.

That’s nothing. I killed fathers and mothers. Now, I hunt their children!

Can you (static burst) Hello? The signal (static burst) interference (static burst) higher ground. But (static burst) are everywhere (static burst) hear me? Higher. Ground.

For Grape Justice! Shave yourselves!

blasts fire field

“STRONK!”

Once you hear it…

Also, “Shake it oof!”

What is this? What have they done to you?
My sons!
MY OWN FLESH!

“All of us! Abandoned! You aren’t real. You can’t be here.”
“All of us! Abandoned! You aren’t real. You can’t be here.”
“All of us! Abandoned! You aren’t real. You can’t be here.”
“All of us! Abandoned! You aren’t real. You can’t be here.”
“All of us! Abandoned! You aren’t real. You can’t be here.”
“All of us! Abandoned! You aren’t real. You can’t be here.”
“All of us! Abandoned! You aren’t real. You can’t be here.”
“All of us! Abandoned! You aren’t real. You can’t be here.”

Elite Blacian Firetooth: Listen. I think we have more spies.

Foul and hungry vines! Prune them back!

Now they know we’re here.

“You heard Grast!”
“You heard Grast!”
“You-”
“You-”
“You heard Grast! Hold the line! Send the intruders to Grenth!”

“Oh, look. Freaks”

Seriously why are we helping Spire? She has such a toxic personality.

“Don’t worry, it’s just basic security measures.”

Spire proceeds to do absolute Jack about it.

“This is the second ugliest thing I’ve ever seen.”

kitten, it will soon have been 2 years… What is the first??

Fror.2163:

“This is the second ugliest thing I’ve ever seen.”

kitten, it will soon have been 2 years… What is the first??

A bearbow ranger.

Zaxares.5419:

“You heard Grast!”
“You heard Grast!”
“You-”
“You-”
“You heard Grast! Hold the line! Send the intruders to Grenth!”

“Be careful.”
“Be.”
“Be careful.”
“Be careful..”
“Be careful. Those volatile blossoms are dangerous.”

ARHH THIS THERMAL CORE IS CRAP.

At least until the dialogue was changed

Well, I was going to make a bad salad joke.

But now I don’t feel like it :-(

Your face is wired
No, your face is wired, like a little risen.

Iiii pray to the spirits of the wild, but they rarely answer

I make a pretty good team!

You might wanna stand back hes the one that gets blown up
No! Control it! Control it! No! dies
No NO NOOOOO gets blown up

Oh, rawr!

/15cakes

RedSpectrum.1975:

You might wanna stand back hes the one that gets blown up
No! Control it! Control it! No! dies
No NO NOOOOO gets blown up

CONTROL IT!!!

“Listen! I think we have more spies!”- I think many of us have heard this one too many times

“No, your plan is just stupid and won’t work”
thanks Detha real helpful criticism there
and then
“Breeder incoming!” proceeds to do nothing about it.

dlonie.6547:

^^

Saint.5647:

Stand back. Watch me push a button. Oooh, maybe I’ll flip a lever.

We had juan guildy who was obsessed with the final boss of CoF p1 yelling “Control it!” at the start of the fight. Now I can’t not hear it, even with the sound off.

LOL I’m just imaginging this, now I have to start doing it too! >:D