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Forgot to post: had some fun at the expense of a poor pug with a very bad sense of humour.
The lfg stated: “condi necro or ah guardian”
Needless to say, he aggroed half the room while fighting the crusher, we wiped the floor; things like that… Made me notice that my patience is now so thin it breaks with anything. Indeed lost it at p2, after some guy died about 4 times from the very first deadeye, mistformed out of my shadow refuge, mistformed when we tried to ress him, then aggroed the mobs on us while we finally gave up on trying to ress and started Belka.
/sigh
I’m gettin’ old.
He most likely did mistformed on purpose to troll you.
I mean he can’t possibly aim for being the worst team-player ever, no could he? (or she)
Also, you do have a legendary.
I do not have a legendary.
I want a legendary.
I hate you.
(i actually love you and hate myself, because the little gold i make is instantly spend on shenanigans like mini-worms and toilet flushing.)
“Only the finest of potatoes in my zerkburgers.”
He most likely did mistformed on purpose to troll you.
I mean he can’t possibly aim for being the worst team-player ever, no could he? (or she)Also, you do have a legendary.
I do not have a legendary.
I want a legendary.
I hate you.
(i actually love you and hate myself, because the little gold i make is instantly spend on shenanigans like mini-worms and toilet flushing.)
I hope he did it on purpose.
I love you too I think we’d make a great couple, if I hadn’t already been taken… at least by, like, 20 people.
I’m a little worn.
And I got 5 leggies, not 1
/air kiss
But I do feel you, I was trying to make another and I CAN’T because I’m not playing enough and all I spend is wasted on the godkitten ed DYES and GEM STORE SKINS.
Jerus.
He most likely did mistformed on purpose to troll you.
I mean he can’t possibly aim for being the worst team-player ever, no could he? (or she)Also, you do have a legendary.
I do not have a legendary.
I want a legendary.
I hate you.
(i actually love you and hate myself, because the little gold i make is instantly spend on shenanigans like mini-worms and toilet flushing.)I hope he did it on purpose.
I love you too I think we’d make a great couple, if I hadn’t already been taken… at least by, like, 20 people.
I’m a little worn.
And I got 5 leggies, not 1
/air kiss
But I do feel you, I was trying to make another and I CAN’T because I’m not playing enough and all I spend is wasted on the godkitten ed DYES and GEM STORE SKINS.
Jerus.
:) everytime you use that swap it makes me smile. Jerus has been a nickname of mine for years, but in one of my old games there was a Prefix “Lord” and a tough to get (requiring a raid) Title “the Savior” which because of my name my guild saw fit to give one of the first ones to me, so I could do “Lord Jerus Chwist the Savior.” Brought laughs for a long time.
I’m with ya both with not having much gold now though. My play time has been cut a lot. While I probably have 1k gold in resources, I kinda like holding onto them for if/when I play again to use for legendaries and what not. My actual liquid assets are small compared to when I actually played regularly.
“Lord Jerus Chwist the Savior.”
Beheheahahahah
/giggles hysterically
Awesome!
I never really played any mmo before gw, sooo… never had any nickname, unless you count the ones they gave me irl. I doubt stuff like “you piece of @%#” counts tho.
I really like giving and hearing other people’s nicknames.
And well, I do have 2 bl skins that I could sell… COULD, but I don’t think I will. I’m gonna use them, knowing myself.
I’m seriously a fashion addict.
P.S. Wow, the things happening in my chat. I can’t even send a screen because they’re just too… dirty.
I spent all my liquid assest just to win over deSade in terms of fashion.
Legendaries: 5+1
deSade pls! You don’t even stock enough t-charges. How do you keep up with fashion?!!
- doranduck, 2016 on Lore in Raids
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Swifty, on the other hand… but no, we can’t play with the mindbrain. Too much. My own mindbrain would melt in the presence of a real Grandmaster.
Pug more often, you’ll run into her more often than not. Then you can combine powers to smite down the gs mesmers or staff necros that join meta lfg’s
I… well… work in la at night? I suppose. To pay for t-charges.
I just… need to stop… to spend them for a kitten minute. So they can accumulate.
And kitten now I’m tempted to sell everything and make fsp… but no! Gotta resist and wait for the new leggies.
Ungh.
I don’t think mindbrain has an eu account? Or does she… either way, I don’t play better than a pug so she wouldn’t be able to tell the difference.
Stack Dem Warriors!
On a side note, I still find it annoying to blast 25 stacks of might and feel good about the group I am in, only to have the other guard us a staff and cut the duration of said might in half
Being the pug in a fractal group of 3 I expected the other players to atleast know their class.
Boy, was I wrong.
Staff ele not using lavafont or meteor shower
Thief camping shortbow.
Guardian camping staff.
Pug engineer who was playing perfectly
We wipe at grawl, ask ele if he has a offhand focus to help with the 2nd phases since they won’t take advantage of my WOR or GS #5. Guy answers for the ele, “He’s a staff ele. Not a focus ele.”
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EG.secret.OG.NAVI.sorrychief
So today I was selling AC p3 and this nice individual joined my party. He was running around in random directions so I asked him whether he wanted to buy the path and in that case send the money to me.
Then this conversation happened.
By the way, he didn’t change the Sigils on the Sunrise he pinged me :x
I keep seeing these “zerg” dungeon parties. Not sure if Zerg builds are the most appropriate for PvE.
inb4: zerk
So today I was selling AC p3 and this nice individual joined my party. He was running around in random directions so I asked him whether he wanted to buy the path and in that case send the money to me.
Then this conversation happened.
By the way, he didn’t change the Sigils on the Sunrise he pinged me :x
What sigils?
Was in CoE a few weeks back. PUG group of 4 Necromancer and 1 Warrior. I was a Necro, of course. P2 subject alpha 2 we wipe at least 3 times. Everyone runs their own build. I ask Necros to all equip dagger to do dps and break crystals, trait Transfusion for DS heals, and trait and run wells for AoE heal and dps, then stack on subject alpha. Super easy win in less than 30 sec with no one dropping below 90%. Traiting was pure overkill. No one needed DS.
Build makes a huge difference, sometimes. Communicating what to run and why really works.
I keep seeing these “zerg” dungeon parties. Not sure if Zerg builds are the most appropriate for PvE.
inb4: zerk
How do you have a zerg with five or less?
I keep seeing these “zerg” dungeon parties. Not sure if Zerg builds are the most appropriate for PvE.
inb4: zerk
How do you have a zerg with five or less?
Minion Masters
I keep seeing these “zerg” dungeon parties. Not sure if Zerg builds are the most appropriate for PvE.
Just 6pool them every time and make sure to pull your drones as well, works perfectly fine.
gg no re
No. The point is underwater glitching is lazy and lame, Hex-er!
- doranduck, 2016 on Lore in Raids
So is bringing two necros to Mossman. I’m against pulling Mossy underwater, but I’m also against double necro in F50 as it’s just wasting other peoples time.
Even that necro can perfectly solo any encounters in fractals. R u srs? Since when people are not allowed to do what they can effectively in fractal or even pug? Not talking about deliberately glitching the boss. Lol.
- doranduck, 2016 on Lore in Raids
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By your logic, people should also pull Mossman underwater.
Your answer speaks a lot about your top tier gaming experience. Full of logic and never tryhards enough /s
- doranduck, 2016 on Lore in Raids
Filthy elitists.
wait wat
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EG.secret.OG.NAVI.sorrychief
I’d rather have 2 necros than pulling mossman in the water but then again I also waste time by not doing fotm with 5 man groups, so… kinda biased.
When I’m bored, sometimes I will join a group of complete first timers and carry them through Arah. To make it more fun, I limit myself to no chat, only emotes. (/e emotes aren’t allowed) I usually do this with path 4, but today I was only able to find a p1/2 group, but it was still pretty interesting..
For starters, they didn’t even know about the detonator to blow up the mobs. In path 1, when I killed them they thought I did some crazy move to kill them all (this is after soloing Ooze/Champs after they all wiped). They didn’t learn about the button until path 2…
Also, somewhere along the way, I picked up the nickname “Legendary Mime Unicorn Thief.” I like it.
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Wait… you can play revenant in dungeons during Betas now?
Pugging arah, lfg is “no lupi 1 shots. p3 exp zerks only”. Just before lupi I say to guard “do not use WoR on the wall” to make sure he gets it. Well, the guard still drops the WoR on the wall, funny enough failing to 1 shot but do getting him to around 10%. When asked why, all I got was “you must be out of your mind if you plan doing him legit”…
Couldn’t even kick the offender too because apparently everyone in the party were expecting the 1 shot too… :/
equip everyone of your characters with a certain sigil. problem solved.
equip everyone of your characters with a certain sigil. problem solved.
Thought they fixed that?
Frifox, stahp…That hurts to read…
I swear, every time I think about logging in to do dungeons, somebody posts something that reminds me how bad an experience it is these days. I seriously didn’t think it would have actually gotten worse while I’ve been away :/
When I’m bored, sometimes I will join a group of complete first timers and carry them through Arah. To make it more fun, I limit myself to no chat, only emotes. (/e emotes aren’t allowed) I usually do this with path 4, but today I was only able to find a p1/2 group, but it was still pretty interesting..
For starters, they didn’t even know about the detonator to blow up the mobs. In path 1, when I killed them they thought I did some crazy move to kill them all (this is after soloing Ooze/Champs after they all wiped). They didn’t learn about the button until path 2…
Also, somewhere along the way, I picked up the nickname “Legendary Mime Unicorn Thief.” I like it.
This is so awesome xD Love the chat.
Frifox, stahp…That hurts to read…
I swear, every time I think about logging in to do dungeons, somebody posts something that reminds me how bad an experience it is these days. I seriously didn’t think it would have actually gotten worse while I’ve been away :/
When I’m bored, sometimes I will join a group of complete first timers and carry them through Arah. To make it more fun, I limit myself to no chat, only emotes. (/e emotes aren’t allowed) I usually do this with path 4, but today I was only able to find a p1/2 group, but it was still pretty interesting..
For starters, they didn’t even know about the detonator to blow up the mobs. In path 1, when I killed them they thought I did some crazy move to kill them all (this is after soloing Ooze/Champs after they all wiped). They didn’t learn about the button until path 2…
Also, somewhere along the way, I picked up the nickname “Legendary Mime Unicorn Thief.” I like it.
This is so awesome xD Love the chat.
HAHAHAHA! He wants to THANK YOU!
http://www.reddit.com/r/Guildwars2/comments/37hykk/shouts_out_to_the_mute_thief_who_helped_us_arah/
equip everyone of your characters with a certain sigil. problem solved.
Thought they fixed that?
Still works
When I’m bored, sometimes I will join a group of complete first timers and carry them through Arah. To make it more fun, I limit myself to no chat, only emotes. (/e emotes aren’t allowed) I usually do this with path 4, but today I was only able to find a p1/2 group, but it was still pretty interesting..
For starters, they didn’t even know about the detonator to blow up the mobs. In path 1, when I killed them they thought I did some crazy move to kill them all (this is after soloing Ooze/Champs after they all wiped). They didn’t learn about the button until path 2…
Also, somewhere along the way, I picked up the nickname “Legendary Mime Unicorn Thief.” I like it.
That was me in that group! It was my first time on any Arah paths and I still can’t believe all the champs the LMUT killed, us four noobs really only helped at the giant for like 30 seconds before getting trashed and watching as it was solo’d… I still bow to you, oh great Legendary Mime Unicorn Thief.
When I’m bored, sometimes I will join a group of complete first timers and carry them through Arah. To make it more fun, I limit myself to no chat, only emotes. (/e emotes aren’t allowed) I usually do this with path 4, but today I was only able to find a p1/2 group, but it was still pretty interesting..
For starters, they didn’t even know about the detonator to blow up the mobs. In path 1, when I killed them they thought I did some crazy move to kill them all (this is after soloing Ooze/Champs after they all wiped). They didn’t learn about the button until path 2…
Also, somewhere along the way, I picked up the nickname “Legendary Mime Unicorn Thief.” I like it.
That was me in that group! It was my first time on any Arah paths and I still can’t believe all the champs the LMUT killed, us four noobs really only helped at the giant for like 30 seconds before getting trashed and watching as it was solo’d… I still bow to you, oh great Legendary Mime Unicorn Thief.
=)
This really makes me so happy haha
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When I’m bored, sometimes I will join a group of complete first timers and carry them through Arah. To make it more fun, I limit myself to no chat, only emotes. (/e emotes aren’t allowed) I usually do this with path 4, but today I was only able to find a p1/2 group, but it was still pretty interesting..
For starters, they didn’t even know about the detonator to blow up the mobs. In path 1, when I killed them they thought I did some crazy move to kill them all (this is after soloing Ooze/Champs after they all wiped). They didn’t learn about the button until path 2…
Also, somewhere along the way, I picked up the nickname “Legendary Mime Unicorn Thief.” I like it.
That was me in that group! It was my first time on any Arah paths and I still can’t believe all the champs the LMUT killed, us four noobs really only helped at the giant for like 30 seconds before getting trashed and watching as it was solo’d… I still bow to you, oh great Legendary Mime Unicorn Thief.
=)
This really makes me so happy haha
Awwww that’s so sweet
Wish more stories like this one made it into this thread.
I think my friend didn’t appreciate.
Got served by a greatsword mesmer in zerk only CM.
‘If you knew anything about mesmer you would know that GS is good for certain situations’
I guess all of CM was a good situation for this. >_>
LOL. I think I was in this party… fun times :^)
I think my friend didn’t appreciate.
No mushrooms on that pizza.
I think my friend didn’t appreciate.
No mushrooms on that pizza.
He can’t deal with the mushroom.
And that’s why legend says he’s still there, waiting…
I’ll eat all the mushroom and cheese, u eat the bread.
- doranduck, 2016 on Lore in Raids
I didn’t know they raised the might stacking beyond 25? I mean surely with an ele AND a PSEA warr, they could have 50 stacks of might!
When I’m bored, sometimes I will join a group of complete first timers and carry them through Arah. To make it more fun, I limit myself to no chat, only emotes. (/e emotes aren’t allowed) I usually do this with path 4, but today I was only able to find a p1/2 group, but it was still pretty interesting..
For starters, they didn’t even know about the detonator to blow up the mobs. In path 1, when I killed them they thought I did some crazy move to kill them all (this is after soloing Ooze/Champs after they all wiped). They didn’t learn about the button until path 2…
Also, somewhere along the way, I picked up the nickname “Legendary Mime Unicorn Thief.” I like it.
That was me in that group! It was my first time on any Arah paths and I still can’t believe all the champs the LMUT killed, us four noobs really only helped at the giant for like 30 seconds before getting trashed and watching as it was solo’d… I still bow to you, oh great Legendary Mime Unicorn Thief.
=)
This really makes me so happy haha
This is the best story ever! I almost want to do this now.
Got kicked from a pug fractal for being the last one to go down at Archdiviner. They also wiped earlier at Mossman and asked me to ping gear because I was the last to go down but got one shotted by an attack from stealth because let’s be honest a 10k base hp class can’t get one shotted by a fractal boss while 4 others are eating dirt.
I even offered to roll guardian if they had trouble dodging. Gotta love bad players.
previously rank 2 on old leaderboards
EG.secret.OG.NAVI.sorrychief
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Why metabattle is the cancer that is killing gw2?