Guild Wars 2 April fools 2015 [merged]
Shrunken heads.
RIP City of Heroes
Shrunken heads.
Oh god, it’ll be Fist of the North Star all over again!
delicate, brick-like subtlety.
Something that they could sell us back after 1st of april at the gemstore (like bobblehead table).
Or if they really want to please their customers/players #BringBackSAB
Legendary Kormir stance for reverants
Shrunken heads.
As long as your wife still loves you…..
ANet may give it to you.
Passive Pets will attack!!
Wait a sec, they added that 2 weeks early.
A fake precursor in every Chest/bag! !
Can only be vendored for 1c
It’s the chain I beat you with until you
recognize my command!”
“Awesome! I finally looted a… …Zorp?”
or maybe a fun transformation item.
Random race day. All PCs and NPCs of the player races are randomly generated into equivalents of any of the five race, changed on spawn/map load.
Stop treating GW2 as a single story. Each Season and expansion should be their own story.
I’m hoping for SAB World 3
What about you guys?
Announce SAB but not really. imagine the rage.
Maybe instead of merging threads they’ll split every post into a one-post thread … because merging seems to fail.
https://forum-en.gw2archive.eu/forum/game/gw2/Guild-Wars-2-April-fools-2015-merged/first
I have to second you on SAB, but maybe that’s just because I want more SAB…
Whatever it is, I hope we can opt out of or disable it should we not be amused.
It might be fun or funny for 5 minutes (or even an hour), but to completely ruin an entire day of potential gaming time for who knows how many of their customers just for some joke is not my idea of fun or funny.
I really hope they will be considerate of all their players this time.
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Troll Update Notes:
Balance changes:
Ranger:
-Rapid Fire: Damage increased by 25%
-Point Blank Shot: range increased to 1200. Knockback distance increased to 5000. Ignores all stability, including Defiant and Determined
-Sic Em: Pet now chases target relentlessly. Pet ignores all stealth/walls/damage/orders/physical boundariesDungeons:
-Any player entering a dungeon with full beserker gear will have their gear transformed to nomad gear. Each time they kill an enemy, there is a 5% chance that 1 piece of gear will change back to beserker gear.
-All enemies can inflict cripple.PvP:
-Dishonored- any player with dishonored may now que up for a game. Upon entering a game, they will recieve 4 ally NPCs. 1 will AFK, 1 will disappear (ALT+F4), 1 will run in and die to anything, and 1 will shout random stuff in map chat.
I laughed SO HARD about those!! XD XD XD
We’ll all login as quagginns. Males will be blue and females pink.
No matter what it is, someone will complain.
SAB !
(but I like the quaggan one)
“Oh, hai! You know it, you love it, we’re bringing it back — Super Adventure Box! But wait, there’s more! This is not your main’s Super Adventure Box, this is the new and improved Super Duper Adventure Box Blitz for Alts! Join mass quantities of other players with fresh, shiny new Alts (new character slots on sale now for 799 gems!) in a frenzied fracas to gather Super Duper Adventure Box Blitz for Alts checkers! Once you’ve obtained a full set of Super Duper Adventure Box Blitz for Alts checkers, you’ll unlock the Super Duper Adventure Box Blitz for Alts Checker Mastery Challenge, in which you may challenge the Super Duper Adventure Box Blitz for Alts Checker Challenge Master, Bloobdeebloob, for Super Duper Adventure Box Blitz for Alts Checker Challenge Mastery! The top five Super Duper Adventure Box Blitz for Alts Checker Challenge Mastery Masters will then attempt to master each other in the Super Duper Adventure Box Blitz for Alts Checker Challenge Master Mastery Tournament, which will be broadcast live on spasm tv!”
Instead of reviving team mates, you stomp them.
We all get dolphins.
Implementing GvG mode in Gw2
We will see bobblehead laboratory in gem store. Nothing more.
Our toons will be forcelly changed into SAB look alike toons. And there will be a “Moto supercomputer generator” on sale in TP that does this effect.
Welcome to the cubic world!
The return or Corporal Bane please.
Height inversion. norn/charr are now asura sized. Asura are giant. humans and sylvari shrink a little bit
Gates Of Madness
Jewelcrafting to 500!
Height inversion. norn/charr are now asura sized. Asura are giant. humans and sylvari shrink a little bit
Everyone is max-Norn sized and have Charr legs. THEY WILL KNOW OUR PAIN.
=P
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it seems many like them better than the games they comment on.” -Horrorscope.7632
Guild Wars…in SPACE!
| Claara
Your skin will wrinkle and your youth will fade, but your soul is endless.
How about all character become Risen (aka zombie version)
I think it will be hilarious.
Trying to remember from last year, did the Fool’s day event trigger on the night of the 31st or just on 4/1?
Curious since its also a normal patch day this year. And yes looking forward to any skulduggery they might send our way.
De Mortuis Nil Nisi Bonum.
make all champion bags only have cheap junk, scaling works in reverse and stats don’t work.
now let’s see the carnage do it’s job…..MUAHAHAHAHA
Trying to remember from last year, did the Fool’s day event trigger on the night of the 31st or just on 4/1?
Curious since its also a normal patch day this year. And yes looking forward to any skulduggery they might send our way.
Searching the forums via google, I have found a thread commenting on last year’s April Fools that was made on March 31st, at 23:23 (11:23pm) Eastern Time.
So it seems that last year the bobblehead went into effect prior to midnight in Eastern time.
https://forum-en.gw2archive.eu/forum/game/gw2/April-Fools-Bobble-Heads/3841111
There may be other threads commenting on the bobble heads prior to this, but this thread at least shows that it did become active prior to midnight Eastern.
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Trying to remember from last year, did the Fool’s day event trigger on the night of the 31st or just on 4/1?
Curious since its also a normal patch day this year. And yes looking forward to any skulduggery they might send our way.
Searching the forums via google, I have found a thread commenting on last year’s April Fools that was made on March 31st, at 23:23 (11:23pm) Eastern Time.
So it seems that last year the bobblehead went into effect prior to midnight in Eastern time.
https://forum-en.gw2archive.eu/forum/game/gw2/April-Fools-Bobble-Heads/3841111
There may be other threads commenting on the bobble heads prior to this, but this thread at least shows that it did become active prior to midnight Eastern.
you are evil sylvari
Instead of reviving team mates, you stomp them.
And instead of stomping enemies, u revive them.
Trying to remember from last year, did the Fool’s day event trigger on the night of the 31st or just on 4/1?
Curious since its also a normal patch day this year. And yes looking forward to any skulduggery they might send our way.
Searching the forums via google, I have found a thread commenting on last year’s April Fools that was made on March 31st, at 23:23 (11:23pm) Eastern Time.
So it seems that last year the bobblehead went into effect prior to midnight in Eastern time.
https://forum-en.gw2archive.eu/forum/game/gw2/April-Fools-Bobble-Heads/3841111
There may be other threads commenting on the bobble heads prior to this, but this thread at least shows that it did become active prior to midnight Eastern.
you are evil sylvari
I’m not sure I understand why I deserve such a remark, but…thank you? :P
I’d love to be an evil sylvari. I mean, actually evil in-game instead of pretending my goody-goody sylvari in-game is actually evil in my head.
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Aprils fool 2015:
24 hours without any bug or lag spike!
April 2:
Back to normal.
Madness Rises [Rise] – Banners Hold.
Don’t argue with idiots, they pull you down their level and own you with experience.
HOBOSACKS FOR EVERYONE.
that it makes every other class in the game boring to play.”
Hawks
Summoning minis turns you into them.
It’s either going to be SAB or a complete disappointment.
SAB or SAB or SAb or riot
If you give us bobbleheads again, mercy give us an option to disable it after some minutes…it was fun for the first 10-20 mins, then it started to seriously disturb my eyes and give me headaches, making me unable to play until it was over…
>>=<
ONE DAY LEFT GUYS! IM SCARED! WHAT DO!? LITERALLY ANYTHING COULD HAPPEN!!! ITS LIKE THE GATES OF HELL OR PANDORAS BOX ARE ABOUT TO BURST OPEN!!!!!
…and here’s a normal sentence so the entire post isn’t capslock, even though I held shift and never press that button. In fact I don’t even know why it’s on my keyboard at all.
SAB or SAB or SAb or riot
How about SAB opens up, but the portal at the door sends you to Queensdale instead. You could do events, farm green wood or copper……
Cool April Fools joke, no? ^^
ANet may give it to you.
Any guesses on the joke this year?
Because I would love it if the Mystic Forget was replaced by a giant toilet model. Probably not gonna happen though.
I had a blast with Big Head Mode last year.
https://forum-en.gw2archive.eu/forum/game/gw2/Guild-Wars-2-April-fools-2015-merged/first — It’s still on the front page.
SAB or SAB or SAb or riot
How about SAB opens up, but the portal at the door sends you to Queensdale instead. You could do events, farm green wood or copper……
Cool April Fools joke, no? ^^
That would be so evil I can’t even decide if it’s actually a good or a bad April Fool’s joke…
Personally I’m hoping for SAB, but other possibilities could be:
- All weapons are made of rubber and wobble around
- All PCs and NPCs are turned upside down and have the title “Dinnerbone” or “Grumm”
- Rata Sum will be filled with deadly traps like SAB in tribulation mode and especially the area around SAB is unaccessable (in order to prevent riots because of no SAB)
We all get dolphins.
That is just madness!
Maybe they’ll set some kind of odd cap on gold transfer values?
delicate, brick-like subtlety.