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Posted by: Dante.1763

Dante.1763

Hopefully we wont get something that is as annoying as the bobbleheads. Iwould love a GW1 Gwen day type event though!

The pvp community reminds me of what Obi-kittenenobi describes Mos Eisley as from star wars.

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Posted by: Behellagh.1468

Behellagh.1468

Shrunken heads.

We are heroes. This is what we do!

RIP City of Heroes

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Posted by: Palador.2170

Palador.2170

Shrunken heads.

Oh god, it’ll be Fist of the North Star all over again!

Sarcasm, delivered with a
delicate, brick-like subtlety.

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Posted by: Vissarion.6509

Vissarion.6509

Something that they could sell us back after 1st of april at the gemstore (like bobblehead table).

Or if they really want to please their customers/players #BringBackSAB

They called us TEMPESTs, but we can use our elite to cheat death instead

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Posted by: teh persun.6517

teh persun.6517

Legendary Kormir stance for reverants

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Posted by: Just a flesh wound.3589

Just a flesh wound.3589

Shrunken heads.

As long as your wife still loves you…..

Attachments:

Be careful what you ask for
ANet may give it to you.

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Posted by: Blude.6812

Blude.6812

Passive Pets will attack!!
Wait a sec, they added that 2 weeks early.

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Posted by: pdavis.8031

pdavis.8031

A fake precursor in every Chest/bag! !

Can only be vendored for 1c

“You know what the chain of command is?
It’s the chain I beat you with until you
recognize my command!”

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Posted by: Major Domo.9250

Major Domo.9250

“Awesome! I finally looted a… …Zorp?”

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Posted by: steve.2945

steve.2945

or maybe a fun transformation item.

Proud TTS member

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Posted by: Konig Des Todes.2086

Konig Des Todes.2086

Random race day. All PCs and NPCs of the player races are randomly generated into equivalents of any of the five race, changed on spawn/map load.

Dear ANet writers,
Stop treating GW2 as a single story. Each Season and expansion should be their own story.

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Posted by: Jordo.5913

Jordo.5913

I’m hoping for SAB World 3

What about you guys?

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Posted by: warbignime.4610

warbignime.4610

Announce SAB but not really. imagine the rage.

Some must fight so that all may be free.

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Posted by: Donari.5237

Donari.5237

Maybe instead of merging threads they’ll split every post into a one-post thread … because merging seems to fail.

https://forum-en.gw2archive.eu/forum/game/gw2/Guild-Wars-2-April-fools-2015-merged/first

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Posted by: Magnnus.5169

Magnnus.5169

I have to second you on SAB, but maybe that’s just because I want more SAB…

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Posted by: StinVec.3621

StinVec.3621

Whatever it is, I hope we can opt out of or disable it should we not be amused.

It might be fun or funny for 5 minutes (or even an hour), but to completely ruin an entire day of potential gaming time for who knows how many of their customers just for some joke is not my idea of fun or funny.

I really hope they will be considerate of all their players this time.

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Posted by: metaldude.4132

metaldude.4132

Troll Update Notes:

Balance changes:
Ranger:
-Rapid Fire: Damage increased by 25%
-Point Blank Shot: range increased to 1200. Knockback distance increased to 5000. Ignores all stability, including Defiant and Determined
-Sic Em: Pet now chases target relentlessly. Pet ignores all stealth/walls/damage/orders/physical boundaries

Dungeons:
-Any player entering a dungeon with full beserker gear will have their gear transformed to nomad gear. Each time they kill an enemy, there is a 5% chance that 1 piece of gear will change back to beserker gear.
-All enemies can inflict cripple.

PvP:
-Dishonored- any player with dishonored may now que up for a game. Upon entering a game, they will recieve 4 ally NPCs. 1 will AFK, 1 will disappear (ALT+F4), 1 will run in and die to anything, and 1 will shout random stuff in map chat.

I laughed SO HARD about those!! XD XD XD

Sharpen your justice. Dust off resolve. Brace your courage. The Guardian dragonhunter approaches.

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Posted by: simplesimon.2084

simplesimon.2084

We’ll all login as quagginns. Males will be blue and females pink.

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Posted by: Halvorn.9831

Halvorn.9831

No matter what it is, someone will complain.

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Posted by: Tabootrinket.2631

Tabootrinket.2631

SAB !
(but I like the quaggan one)

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Posted by: Tachenon.5270

Tachenon.5270

“Oh, hai! You know it, you love it, we’re bringing it back — Super Adventure Box! But wait, there’s more! This is not your main’s Super Adventure Box, this is the new and improved Super Duper Adventure Box Blitz for Alts! Join mass quantities of other players with fresh, shiny new Alts (new character slots on sale now for 799 gems!) in a frenzied fracas to gather Super Duper Adventure Box Blitz for Alts checkers! Once you’ve obtained a full set of Super Duper Adventure Box Blitz for Alts checkers, you’ll unlock the Super Duper Adventure Box Blitz for Alts Checker Mastery Challenge, in which you may challenge the Super Duper Adventure Box Blitz for Alts Checker Challenge Master, Bloobdeebloob, for Super Duper Adventure Box Blitz for Alts Checker Challenge Mastery! The top five Super Duper Adventure Box Blitz for Alts Checker Challenge Mastery Masters will then attempt to master each other in the Super Duper Adventure Box Blitz for Alts Checker Challenge Master Mastery Tournament, which will be broadcast live on spasm tv!”

The table is a fable.

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Posted by: inky.9264

inky.9264

Instead of reviving team mates, you stomp them.

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Posted by: notebene.3190

notebene.3190

We all get dolphins.

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Posted by: Zakuti.4672

Zakuti.4672

Implementing GvG mode in Gw2

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Posted by: segman.3560

segman.3560

We will see bobblehead laboratory in gem store. Nothing more.

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Posted by: Dadnir.5038

Dadnir.5038

Our toons will be forcelly changed into SAB look alike toons. And there will be a “Moto supercomputer generator” on sale in TP that does this effect.

Welcome to the cubic world!

No core profession should be balanced around an optional elite specialization.

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Posted by: narwhalsbend.7059

narwhalsbend.7059

The return or Corporal Bane please.

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Posted by: Gobble D Goop.4081

Gobble D Goop.4081

Height inversion. norn/charr are now asura sized. Asura are giant. humans and sylvari shrink a little bit

Habitual Warrior-Ranger
Gates Of Madness
Jewelcrafting to 500!

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Posted by: Rauderi.8706

Rauderi.8706

Height inversion. norn/charr are now asura sized. Asura are giant. humans and sylvari shrink a little bit

Everyone is max-Norn sized and have Charr legs. THEY WILL KNOW OUR PAIN.
=P

Many alts; handle it!
“I’m finding companies should sell access to forums,
it seems many like them better than the games they comment on.” -Horrorscope.7632

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Posted by: Endless Soul.5178

Endless Soul.5178

Guild Wars…in SPACE!

Asura characters: Zerina | Myndee | Rissa | Jaxxi | Feyyt | Bekka | Sixx | Akee | Tylee | Nuumy
| Claara
Your skin will wrinkle and your youth will fade, but your soul is endless.

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Posted by: TeddieJ.2495

TeddieJ.2495

How about all character become Risen (aka zombie version)

I think it will be hilarious.

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Posted by: TheGrimm.5624

TheGrimm.5624

Trying to remember from last year, did the Fool’s day event trigger on the night of the 31st or just on 4/1?

Curious since its also a normal patch day this year. And yes looking forward to any skulduggery they might send our way.

GW/PoTBS/WAR/Rift/WAR/GW2/CU

De Mortuis Nil Nisi Bonum.

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Posted by: sorudo.9054

sorudo.9054

make all champion bags only have cheap junk, scaling works in reverse and stats don’t work.
now let’s see the carnage do it’s job…..MUAHAHAHAHA

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Posted by: StinVec.3621

StinVec.3621

Trying to remember from last year, did the Fool’s day event trigger on the night of the 31st or just on 4/1?

Curious since its also a normal patch day this year. And yes looking forward to any skulduggery they might send our way.

Searching the forums via google, I have found a thread commenting on last year’s April Fools that was made on March 31st, at 23:23 (11:23pm) Eastern Time.

So it seems that last year the bobblehead went into effect prior to midnight in Eastern time.

https://forum-en.gw2archive.eu/forum/game/gw2/April-Fools-Bobble-Heads/3841111

There may be other threads commenting on the bobble heads prior to this, but this thread at least shows that it did become active prior to midnight Eastern.

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Posted by: lighter.2708

lighter.2708

Trying to remember from last year, did the Fool’s day event trigger on the night of the 31st or just on 4/1?

Curious since its also a normal patch day this year. And yes looking forward to any skulduggery they might send our way.

Searching the forums via google, I have found a thread commenting on last year’s April Fools that was made on March 31st, at 23:23 (11:23pm) Eastern Time.

So it seems that last year the bobblehead went into effect prior to midnight in Eastern time.

https://forum-en.gw2archive.eu/forum/game/gw2/April-Fools-Bobble-Heads/3841111

There may be other threads commenting on the bobble heads prior to this, but this thread at least shows that it did become active prior to midnight Eastern.

you are evil sylvari

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Posted by: Costeleta.7236

Costeleta.7236

Instead of reviving team mates, you stomp them.

And instead of stomping enemies, u revive them.

Just a nobody

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Posted by: StinVec.3621

StinVec.3621

Trying to remember from last year, did the Fool’s day event trigger on the night of the 31st or just on 4/1?

Curious since its also a normal patch day this year. And yes looking forward to any skulduggery they might send our way.

Searching the forums via google, I have found a thread commenting on last year’s April Fools that was made on March 31st, at 23:23 (11:23pm) Eastern Time.

So it seems that last year the bobblehead went into effect prior to midnight in Eastern time.

https://forum-en.gw2archive.eu/forum/game/gw2/April-Fools-Bobble-Heads/3841111

There may be other threads commenting on the bobble heads prior to this, but this thread at least shows that it did become active prior to midnight Eastern.

you are evil sylvari

I’m not sure I understand why I deserve such a remark, but…thank you? :P

I’d love to be an evil sylvari. I mean, actually evil in-game instead of pretending my goody-goody sylvari in-game is actually evil in my head.

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Posted by: Offair.2563

Offair.2563

Aprils fool 2015:

24 hours without any bug or lag spike!

April 2:

Back to normal.

Big Babou, Ranger for life.
Madness Rises [Rise] – Banners Hold.
Don’t argue with idiots, they pull you down their level and own you with experience.

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Posted by: Ardid.7203

Ardid.7203

HOBOSACKS FOR EVERYONE.

“Only problem with the Engineer is
that it makes every other class in the game boring to play.”
Hawks

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Posted by: Ice of Dragons.1637

Ice of Dragons.1637

Summoning minis turns you into them.

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Posted by: Xillllix.3485

Xillllix.3485

It’s either going to be SAB or a complete disappointment.

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Posted by: pelle ossa.9705

pelle ossa.9705

SAB or SAB or SAb or riot

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Posted by: Silvia.9130

Silvia.9130

If you give us bobbleheads again, mercy give us an option to disable it after some minutes…it was fun for the first 10-20 mins, then it started to seriously disturb my eyes and give me headaches, making me unable to play until it was over…

>>Lady Carlie Castle<
>>=<

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Posted by: Doggie.3184

Doggie.3184

ONE DAY LEFT GUYS! IM SCARED! WHAT DO!? LITERALLY ANYTHING COULD HAPPEN!!! ITS LIKE THE GATES OF HELL OR PANDORAS BOX ARE ABOUT TO BURST OPEN!!!!!

…and here’s a normal sentence so the entire post isn’t capslock, even though I held shift and never press that button. In fact I don’t even know why it’s on my keyboard at all.

| Fort Aspenwood (NA): Sylvari Daredevil Thief Main: All Classes 80. |
Please Remove/Fix Thief Trait: “Last Refuge.”
“Hard to Catch” is a Horrible and Useless Trait. Fixed 6/23/15. Praise Dwayna.

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Posted by: Just a flesh wound.3589

Just a flesh wound.3589

SAB or SAB or SAb or riot

How about SAB opens up, but the portal at the door sends you to Queensdale instead. You could do events, farm green wood or copper……

Cool April Fools joke, no? ^^

Be careful what you ask for
ANet may give it to you.

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Posted by: Zevix.1479

Zevix.1479

Any guesses on the joke this year?

Because I would love it if the Mystic Forget was replaced by a giant toilet model. Probably not gonna happen though.

I had a blast with Big Head Mode last year.

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Posted by: Donari.5237

Donari.5237

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Posted by: BunjiKugashira.9754

BunjiKugashira.9754

SAB or SAB or SAb or riot

How about SAB opens up, but the portal at the door sends you to Queensdale instead. You could do events, farm green wood or copper……

Cool April Fools joke, no? ^^

That would be so evil I can’t even decide if it’s actually a good or a bad April Fool’s joke…

Personally I’m hoping for SAB, but other possibilities could be:

- All weapons are made of rubber and wobble around
- All PCs and NPCs are turned upside down and have the title “Dinnerbone” or “Grumm”

- Rata Sum will be filled with deadly traps like SAB in tribulation mode and especially the area around SAB is unaccessable (in order to prevent riots because of no SAB)

Shana Flamewielder
Sylvari Elementalist of [SFF]
Abaddons Maul

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Posted by: Goo.7926

Goo.7926

We all get dolphins.

That is just madness!

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Posted by: Palador.2170

Palador.2170

Maybe they’ll set some kind of odd cap on gold transfer values?

Sarcasm, delivered with a
delicate, brick-like subtlety.