Guild Wars 2

Hopefully we wont get something that is as annoying as the bobbleheads. Iwould love a GW1 Gwen day type event though!

Shrunken heads.

Behellagh.1468:

Shrunken heads.

Oh god, it’ll be Fist of the North Star all over again!

Something that they could sell us back after 1st of april at the gemstore (like bobblehead table).

Or if they really want to please their customers/players #BringBackSAB

Legendary Kormir stance for reverants

Behellagh.1468:

Shrunken heads.

As long as your wife still loves you…..

Passive Pets will attack!!
Wait a sec, they added that 2 weeks early.

A fake precursor in every Chest/bag! !

Can only be vendored for 1c

“Awesome! I finally looted a… …Zorp?”

or maybe a fun transformation item.

Random race day. All PCs and NPCs of the player races are randomly generated into equivalents of any of the five race, changed on spawn/map load.

I’m hoping for SAB World 3

What about you guys?

Announce SAB but not really. imagine the rage.

Maybe instead of merging threads they’ll split every post into a one-post thread … because merging seems to fail.

https://forum-en.gw2archive.eu/forum/game/gw2/Guild-Wars-2-April-fools-2015-merged/first

I have to second you on SAB, but maybe that’s just because I want more SAB…

Whatever it is, I hope we can opt out of or disable it should we not be amused.

It might be fun or funny for 5 minutes (or even an hour), but to completely ruin an entire day of potential gaming time for who knows how many of their customers just for some joke is not my idea of fun or funny.

I really hope they will be considerate of all their players this time.

Gobble D Goop.4081:

Troll Update Notes:

Balance changes:
Ranger:
-Rapid Fire: Damage increased by 25%
-Point Blank Shot: range increased to 1200. Knockback distance increased to 5000. Ignores all stability, including Defiant and Determined
-Sic Em: Pet now chases target relentlessly. Pet ignores all stealth/walls/damage/orders/physical boundaries

Dungeons:
-Any player entering a dungeon with full beserker gear will have their gear transformed to nomad gear. Each time they kill an enemy, there is a 5% chance that 1 piece of gear will change back to beserker gear.
-All enemies can inflict cripple.

PvP:
-Dishonored- any player with dishonored may now que up for a game. Upon entering a game, they will recieve 4 ally NPCs. 1 will AFK, 1 will disappear (ALT+F4), 1 will run in and die to anything, and 1 will shout random stuff in map chat.

I laughed SO HARD about those!! XD XD XD

We’ll all login as quagginns. Males will be blue and females pink.

No matter what it is, someone will complain.

SAB !
(but I like the quaggan one)

“Oh, hai! You know it, you love it, we’re bringing it back — Super Adventure Box! But wait, there’s more! This is not your main’s Super Adventure Box, this is the new and improved Super Duper Adventure Box Blitz for Alts! Join mass quantities of other players with fresh, shiny new Alts (new character slots on sale now for 799 gems!) in a frenzied fracas to gather Super Duper Adventure Box Blitz for Alts checkers! Once you’ve obtained a full set of Super Duper Adventure Box Blitz for Alts checkers, you’ll unlock the Super Duper Adventure Box Blitz for Alts Checker Mastery Challenge, in which you may challenge the Super Duper Adventure Box Blitz for Alts Checker Challenge Master, Bloobdeebloob, for Super Duper Adventure Box Blitz for Alts Checker Challenge Mastery! The top five Super Duper Adventure Box Blitz for Alts Checker Challenge Mastery Masters will then attempt to master each other in the Super Duper Adventure Box Blitz for Alts Checker Challenge Master Mastery Tournament, which will be broadcast live on spasm tv!”

Instead of reviving team mates, you stomp them.

We all get dolphins.

Implementing GvG mode in Gw2

We will see bobblehead laboratory in gem store. Nothing more.

Our toons will be forcelly changed into SAB look alike toons. And there will be a “Moto supercomputer generator” on sale in TP that does this effect.

Welcome to the cubic world!

The return or Corporal Bane please.

Height inversion. norn/charr are now asura sized. Asura are giant. humans and sylvari shrink a little bit

Gobble D Goop.4081:

Height inversion. norn/charr are now asura sized. Asura are giant. humans and sylvari shrink a little bit

Everyone is max-Norn sized and have Charr legs. THEY WILL KNOW OUR PAIN.
=P

Guild Wars…in SPACE!

How about all character become Risen (aka zombie version)

I think it will be hilarious.

Trying to remember from last year, did the Fool’s day event trigger on the night of the 31st or just on 4/1?

Curious since its also a normal patch day this year. And yes looking forward to any skulduggery they might send our way.

make all champion bags only have cheap junk, scaling works in reverse and stats don’t work.
now let’s see the carnage do it’s job…..MUAHAHAHAHA

TheGrimm.5624:

Trying to remember from last year, did the Fool’s day event trigger on the night of the 31st or just on 4/1?

Curious since its also a normal patch day this year. And yes looking forward to any skulduggery they might send our way.

Searching the forums via google, I have found a thread commenting on last year’s April Fools that was made on March 31st, at 23:23 (11:23pm) Eastern Time.

So it seems that last year the bobblehead went into effect prior to midnight in Eastern time.

https://forum-en.gw2archive.eu/forum/game/gw2/April-Fools-Bobble-Heads/3841111

There may be other threads commenting on the bobble heads prior to this, but this thread at least shows that it did become active prior to midnight Eastern.

StinVec.3621:

TheGrimm.5624:

Trying to remember from last year, did the Fool’s day event trigger on the night of the 31st or just on 4/1?

Curious since its also a normal patch day this year. And yes looking forward to any skulduggery they might send our way.

Searching the forums via google, I have found a thread commenting on last year’s April Fools that was made on March 31st, at 23:23 (11:23pm) Eastern Time.

So it seems that last year the bobblehead went into effect prior to midnight in Eastern time.

https://forum-en.gw2archive.eu/forum/game/gw2/April-Fools-Bobble-Heads/3841111

There may be other threads commenting on the bobble heads prior to this, but this thread at least shows that it did become active prior to midnight Eastern.

you are evil sylvari

inky.9264:

Instead of reviving team mates, you stomp them.

And instead of stomping enemies, u revive them.

lighter.2708:

StinVec.3621:

TheGrimm.5624:

Trying to remember from last year, did the Fool’s day event trigger on the night of the 31st or just on 4/1?

Curious since its also a normal patch day this year. And yes looking forward to any skulduggery they might send our way.

Searching the forums via google, I have found a thread commenting on last year’s April Fools that was made on March 31st, at 23:23 (11:23pm) Eastern Time.

So it seems that last year the bobblehead went into effect prior to midnight in Eastern time.

https://forum-en.gw2archive.eu/forum/game/gw2/April-Fools-Bobble-Heads/3841111

There may be other threads commenting on the bobble heads prior to this, but this thread at least shows that it did become active prior to midnight Eastern.

you are evil sylvari

I’m not sure I understand why I deserve such a remark, but…thank you? :P

I’d love to be an evil sylvari. I mean, actually evil in-game instead of pretending my goody-goody sylvari in-game is actually evil in my head.

Aprils fool 2015:

24 hours without any bug or lag spike!

April 2:

Back to normal.

HOBOSACKS FOR EVERYONE.

Summoning minis turns you into them.

It’s either going to be SAB or a complete disappointment.

SAB or SAB or SAb or riot

If you give us bobbleheads again, mercy give us an option to disable it after some minutes…it was fun for the first 10-20 mins, then it started to seriously disturb my eyes and give me headaches, making me unable to play until it was over…

ONE DAY LEFT GUYS! IM SCARED! WHAT DO!? LITERALLY ANYTHING COULD HAPPEN!!! ITS LIKE THE GATES OF HELL OR PANDORAS BOX ARE ABOUT TO BURST OPEN!!!!!

…and here’s a normal sentence so the entire post isn’t capslock, even though I held shift and never press that button. In fact I don’t even know why it’s on my keyboard at all.

pelle ossa.9705:

SAB or SAB or SAb or riot

How about SAB opens up, but the portal at the door sends you to Queensdale instead. You could do events, farm green wood or copper……

Cool April Fools joke, no? ^^

Any guesses on the joke this year?

Because I would love it if the Mystic Forget was replaced by a giant toilet model. Probably not gonna happen though.

I had a blast with Big Head Mode last year.

https://forum-en.gw2archive.eu/forum/game/gw2/Guild-Wars-2-April-fools-2015-merged/first — It’s still on the front page.

Just a flesh wound.3589:

pelle ossa.9705:

SAB or SAB or SAb or riot

How about SAB opens up, but the portal at the door sends you to Queensdale instead. You could do events, farm green wood or copper……

Cool April Fools joke, no? ^^

That would be so evil I can’t even decide if it’s actually a good or a bad April Fool’s joke…

Personally I’m hoping for SAB, but other possibilities could be:

- All weapons are made of rubber and wobble around
- All PCs and NPCs are turned upside down and have the title “Dinnerbone” or “Grumm”

- Rata Sum will be filled with deadly traps like SAB in tribulation mode and especially the area around SAB is unaccessable (in order to prevent riots because of no SAB)

notebene.3190:

We all get dolphins.

That is just madness!

Maybe they’ll set some kind of odd cap on gold transfer values?