Obligatory 'best name I've seen' thread...
I just saw an Asura called : “Portable Apocalypse”. Made me smile.
Leafal Weapon, a female sylvari warrior on SoS. Character also looks awesome, very imposing.
PvP modes are the “endgame” in every MMO.
Stop failing at PvE, start fixing PvP/WvW. Thank you.
I have a blonde female norn named Mail Order Bride and another one name Too Norns One Keg
Whackey Backer
Turrets Syndrome (was taken when i tried, so someone got it)
Pollen Dumpster
The Fatness (tallest, fattest norn male possible…it was a d/d thief)
Fish Market (or something similar…a charr)
Eli Meant A List
I just saw an Asura called : “Portable Apocalypse”. Made me smile.
I had a Drunken Apocalypse, and I seen a Portable Corpse with a commander tag
I named my river drake “Pick a shoe”
… Please laugh
edit : looking at my screenshots, i found a female charr named Charrone Stone, and an elementalist named Weather Forecast
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Female Human Guardian: Iron Cleavage
Asura: Grass Tickles Balls…
Imastabyou had me chuckling….
I know it’s kind of faux pas to add your own characters to this list as a lot aren’t as great as their players think or aren’t very creative (is. ‘Charr[insert anything kind of related]’. However, I just finished my 10th geared 80 and am pretty proud of how they all turned out and believe they have some pretty sweet names so I’m gonna list them any. Hopefully I can add some screenshots for them soon as well.
Female Human Thief: Maya Sassin (my main and first character)
Female Asuran Mesmer: Psysmic Activities
Male Human Guardian: The Body Guardian
Female Norn Thief: Camille Yunkritts
Female human Elementalist: Catastro Phoebe
Male Human Engineer: Shoots N Laughters
Female Norn Warrior: Knight Of Da Round
Male Human Necromancer: Sephiroth Omega (looks identical to FF7 Sephiroth)
Male Charr Engineer: Sylvester Got Acme (black and white fur of course)
Male Sylvari Ranger: Bleez Pleez (bright green with orange spiky hair (smokers)
Female Human Guardian: Farmer Girl (extra toon for…well…you know)
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A male Asura with a large backpack named “Soupbun”. He rezzed me during wvw, waved and trudged forward. Made me laugh.
“Build a man a fire, he’s warm for the night. Set a man on fire, and he’s warm for the rest of his life.”
Franks Moobs – Norn
Grawl in Disguise – Charr
The Great Cattsby – Charr
Charr Aznable – Charr
Part-time Kittenposter
mesmer: Stanley Parable
(me)
I forgot a charr named Johnny Charrson. Some of the younger folks won’t get that.
“In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a congress.”
John Adams (1735 – 1826)
You Make Me Norny
Crits N Giggles (thief)
I Am Not A Bookah (asura)
Champion Siegerazer (I made this and deleted it, someone has it now)
Quaggandhi
we’ve all seen what happens in games where there’s no disadvantage to taking your pants off.
Most of my character names are rather serious but i think i did a good job on my thief.. Remington Stealz
this thread makes me think of this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjR8VphNdGo
Wonders if there are a few hundred variations on Legolas!…
I have a Necromancer Sylvari named
Elphaba Necri for two reasons: 1.) I loved the book Wicked and 2.) Once Upon a Time is coming back on and Elphaba makes an appearance! LONG LIVE THE WICKED WITCH!
Wonders if there are a few hundred variations on Legolas!…
With the recent movie I would not be surprised to see a character named Lego Lass
Norn Guardian: “Bubba Lupp”
Charr Engineer: “Ren Tarench”
Ranger: walks with bear
Necro: fester
Engineer: brainy
A friend made a Charr warrior and named it Ferocious And Fuzzy.
…I have no words for this
I saw a ranger with a boar as a pet named ‘Pigasso’. That made me laugh because Picasso is my favorite artist.
I saw a guardian named Erma Gherdian. Just say it out loud.
I was also told to post some of my pet names. I have a jaguar named Mick Jaguar and a polar bear named Justin Biebear.
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Charrizard — Charr ele that only used fire attunement.
Charr Warrior: Show Me Your Crits
Some of the names on here have made me laugh so much!
I saw someone with Eli Meant A List, I actually called my ele Ellie Mentallist xD
Another of my chars is a norn ranger called Arrow To The Knees with a brown bear called Bear Grylls.
Arrow To The Knees – 80 Norn
I ran into Frodo baggins the other day. I had to laugh. But my favorite ive seen so far? Mine. Buff Badwell. You dont get much cooler than that.
Props to everyone who gets the reference.
It’s the chain I beat you with until you
recognize my command!”
Saw a “Cursed by RNG” while doing flying doly race the other night
My Ranger’s wolf is named Thuston Howl
My Ranger’s Drake is named Godzilla Precursor
Set a man on fire, and he’ll be warm the rest of his life.
– Unknown Fire Elementalist
So i’m a great charr fan:
Charrmender
Charrmazing
Charristic
general whiskers
cat-as-trophy
-name- quicksnarl
-name- lightningpaw (for a mesmer or ele)
My pet is called:
Miss behave
I also have a friend who has a sylvan male with a genius name:
No live today
I have an Asuran Guardian named POKE E MOON
My Charr mesmer: Aint Kitten
I had to change my name after a year and a half playing and I think it was because someone posted it here still hope it made some people laugh while I used it.
To people complaining about immersion and reporting other player’s names please note that, for some other players, immersion means being creative and sharing a smile with your friends online.
-1 to people posting their own names and pet’ss names on this thread.
+1 to Jamie Hyneman -Norn Engi- best character personification i’ve seen ingame.
I used to make characters for PvP rather than use my regular PvE ones, two of them are already somewhere in this thread, Earl Grey Poupon and Lady Frickinda.
The third was Kit Kat Charr, but a week or two ago I let that one get sniped from me, hope whoever jacked it enjoys it…
None of these are my characters.
Myra Venge
Helena Handbasket
Adam Baume (Engineer, of course)
Vicious Cuddles (Asura)
Jamie Hyneman
Turret Obliterator (engi that ran around blowing up his own turrets)
-Mike O’Brien
Because we can’t be angry about both?
I saw someone with the name “Fat Boy” on their pet. The pet was a bear LOL
Pink Jetlag
Flicka Longear
Yason Born
Easy diver
“All great changes are preceded by chaos.” Chopra
‘No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world’ Robin Williams
My human ranger " Machine Bow Kelly"
I have a guardian named Noob Insurance and I just made a Sylvari ranger named Dances With Salad.
My old guildie had a jaguar pet called Mick Jaguar best name i came across, ever xD
I just made a Sylvari ranger named Dances With Salad.
I like it
50/50 GWAMM x3
I quit how I want
Sylvari – Mourning Tree
Necro in sPVP
“Cap the Points kitten ”
Charr Warrior – Meow Mix With Cow
Sylvari Necro – Red Neck Row
Asuran Engi – Trigger Nomics
Human Ele – FuLing U
Sylvari Ranger – FuLing Shoo Ting
Human Necro – FuLing Around
With a space between the u and the L, but somehow the filter is kicking in
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