Guild Wars 2

Saw a sylvari named “Monsanto Patent” or something to that effect.

For those of you who have never heard of the Monsanto company, they are basically infamous for having a monopoly on their patented genetically modified seeds (like soy beans and corn)… I lol’d when I saw that sylvari

We’ve got a Charr called Fierce Brosnan in guild.

In honor of the living story, my rangers pig has been renamed ‘Bacon of Kryta’. Maybe I should swap to an offhand torch build…

A azura named Gnomie. And Kitty Pow Pow a charr in my server.

I like my asura’s name… Small Mac ^^

Sai Ree.5960:

A ranger called Schrodinger, with his cat of course.

That one is actually quite brilliant…

We’ve got a Charr called Fierce Brosnan in guild.

Cool. :-)

My wife’s Asura is called ‘Dakk the Good’. Which sounds normal, but actually refers to a ‘dakgoot’ (rainpipe) in Dutch.

Or her mesmer, called Kummannen Kikmie (come on and kick me).

Female Asura Engineer: Electra Shortfuse
Female Silvary Mesmer: Chaotica Storm
Female Human Ele: Utopia Heart
Female Norn Thief: Heart Hacker

Male Asura (black colored) guardian: Lucario AuraShield (a play on the pokemon, and guardian protections)
Male Charr Necro: WolfenReaper
Male Norn Warrior: I am the Seeker (not my best, but i made that alt 2 weeks ago… all names were taken)
Male Silvary Ranger: Indiana Bow (formely known as IndiaNavi, because he’s blue)

Human male guardian: Shepherd Bookah

Sylvari necro: Copse Maker

Human female thief: Cluster Bombshell

Elementalist: Storm Chaser

I’m not sure, but I think I saw Fippy Darkpaw in the champ zerg this morning…

I think my Norn Necro’s name is awesome: Dahlia Blackthorne.

BTW, I am have not been able to play my game since I am on retreat with my debate team. Depressing!!!

Swimmingswimming

While we were undnerwater, i laughed hard

Early in my game I meet a Charr named Cain Charrzilla…..then I took a creepy photo of him…

My sylvari
Feuillage Pesant french for oppressing foliage.

Charrlie the Charr

engineer : bicycle repairman

A charr named charrmander with the flame citidel armor that makes his tail on fire.

Favorite name i have seen is Barak Me Amadeus

Got a mesmer named Polya Mory

I personally like the Norn on Anvil rock named “The Streaker” who runs around and playes everywhere with no armor.

A mate of mine: “Youvsallthegermans” on the server gandara for World vs. World. :P
Read as… you vs. all the germans

Before I gave up on my ranger I named my pet Moa wait for it….. Rocky Balmoa

I saw “Yet Another Alt” in LA this morning

What about Oega Boogabooga?:P Saw him today in LA

Also a friend of mine has the name “Noah I Cue” (read as No IQ)

My guardian’s name used to be Marissa Bigrack but got flagged… not even offensive, seriously

I have an Asura Engineer names Splodey Mcboom.

I have an Asura Mesmer names Johan Vas Deferens.

My Asuran thief is Tsin Trigue.

Can be interpreted as " ’t’s (it’s) intrigue" (if you mispronounce Tsin)

or “Shin-trigue” due to his height.

My best name that I have is my Sylvari Ranger – “Quickr Picker Upper” with my jungle stalker named “Bounty”.

Jaguar’s name is “Atari”. So, when we run CoF Path 1 in the brazier room, I go hook the controller up to my jaguar.

Anyways my others are:

Norn Warrior : Rusttooth Warrior (wields 2 Rusttooth swords)
Human Thief : Lara Croft Decoy
Charr Ranger: Charrford Charcoal
Asura Ranger : Olivia Kaay (The only serious name I have)

Not saying these are funny, but its all I got for ya :P

Engineer (Char) : Napoleon Blownapart

Charrlton Heston

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Early in my game I meet a Charr named Cain Charrzilla…..then I took a creepy photo of him…

Hehe, each time I see a screenshot I zoom in on the chat panel, hoping to see something funny :p

My male human Thief is called Gabriel Shadowmere (like the horse in skyrim and he’s h*ng like a horse

I Made A Burpy

My wife’s little Asura mesmer is named

Cut CopyN’paste

Back in GW1 I had a Ritualist called “Tasty Was Chowmein”

mesmer in wvw ran with name twomezonecup XD

Captain KangaRoo.4531:

I personally like the Norn on Anvil rock named “The Streaker” who runs around and playes everywhere with no armor.

Captain KangaRoo.4531:

I personally like the Norn on Anvil rock named “The Streaker” who runs around and playes everywhere with no armor.

He does that to avoid repair fees.

Also has an alt’ called Not Streaking which does wear armour

My Asura Engineer “Overpowred Ears”.

She’s got long pointy ears.

Definitely thought of Charrlizard for my charr warrior but taken obviously..
But my Norn guardian’s name is Guy Ardian. Decent enough. I laughed a lot reading through this thread. Thank you so much for making a good thread.
My favorites so far are Check Yo Pockets from a thief and Charr Lee Brown.

Best name I have seen was a mesmer called….Mesmeralda, love it.

Someone mentioned a player in Guild Wars 1 that was " Forgetful Was Uhhh ". That, has got to be the best one I’ve ever seen for a Rit. It still makes me laugh. I had an alt that was a Ritualist named “Vengeful was Kayako”, which is an obvious reference to the main antagonist in Ju-on/The Grudge.

As far as myself, I tend to name my characters after Charr enemies from GW1. I have a Charr Ranger named “Charr Hunter” which was the level 8 Charr Rangers in Pre-Searing. I also have a few that are named after skills or Elite Skills from GW1 as well, such as “Mend Condition”, and “Whirling Axe”.

idk if this has been posted before but a guy in my guild is named (drumroll plz)
tony the charr
great name <3

An asura named Meenie Mite.

“Janes Blonde” has been my favorite

Did a fractal with a guy’s pet jelly named “Ujellybro”

I am still very partial to my first character rolled in Oct’.

Female Sylvari Mesmer – Looking For Wood

In WvW I have a character slot reserved for throwaway toons, naming one “Yaks Bend Invader” (or enemy server of choice) often produces funny reactions when seen running about in home citadel and such.

Saw a little female Asura engineer named “Milah Meter”.

I once named a ranger of mine who I made in the image of LOTR’s Boromir ’Wandusnut Simplee"

Mesmeryl Streep and Crit Tina Aguilera.

Ranger lindworm pet “Ronal D Ragon”