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Posted by: Neural.1824

Neural.1824

She may have been mentioned already, but one of my favorites is “Marginal At Best”

Where are my gem sales? I want gem sales! Nerf EVERYTHING!

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Posted by: Garambola.2461

Garambola.2461

I just saw an Asura called : “Portable Apocalypse”. Made me smile.

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Posted by: Realist.5812

Realist.5812

Leafal Weapon, a female sylvari warrior on SoS. Character also looks awesome, very imposing.

ALL IS VAIN.
PvP modes are the “endgame” in every MMO.
Stop failing at PvE, start fixing PvP/WvW. Thank you.

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Posted by: SundayTrash.9562

SundayTrash.9562

I have a blonde female norn named Mail Order Bride and another one name Too Norns One Keg

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Posted by: Inimicus.7162

Inimicus.7162

Whackey Backer
Turrets Syndrome (was taken when i tried, so someone got it)
Pollen Dumpster
The Fatness (tallest, fattest norn male possible…it was a d/d thief)
Fish Market (or something similar…a charr)

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Posted by: Korossive.7085

Korossive.7085

Eli Meant A List

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Posted by: Inimicus.7162

Inimicus.7162

I just saw an Asura called : “Portable Apocalypse”. Made me smile.

I had a Drunken Apocalypse, and I seen a Portable Corpse with a commander tag

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Posted by: Warobaz.9543

Warobaz.9543

I named my river drake “Pick a shoe”
… Please laugh

edit : looking at my screenshots, i found a female charr named Charrone Stone, and an elementalist named Weather Forecast

Norn to be Alive [NtbA]

(edited by Warobaz.9543)

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Posted by: Malganis.7468

Malganis.7468

Female Human Guardian: Iron Cleavage

Legion of Honour [XIII]: http://operationunion.enjin.com/home
Tarnished Coast

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Posted by: Gandalf The Grey.1058

Gandalf The Grey.1058

Asura: Grass Tickles Balls…

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Posted by: Aerinndis.2730

Aerinndis.2730

Imastabyou had me chuckling….

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Posted by: Tman.6349

Tman.6349

I know it’s kind of faux pas to add your own characters to this list as a lot aren’t as great as their players think or aren’t very creative (is. ‘Charr[insert anything kind of related]’. However, I just finished my 10th geared 80 and am pretty proud of how they all turned out and believe they have some pretty sweet names so I’m gonna list them any. Hopefully I can add some screenshots for them soon as well.

Female Human Thief: Maya Sassin (my main and first character)
Female Asuran Mesmer: Psysmic Activities
Male Human Guardian: The Body Guardian
Female Norn Thief: Camille Yunkritts
Female human Elementalist: Catastro Phoebe
Male Human Engineer: Shoots N Laughters
Female Norn Warrior: Knight Of Da Round
Male Human Necromancer: Sephiroth Omega (looks identical to FF7 Sephiroth)
Male Charr Engineer: Sylvester Got Acme (black and white fur of course)
Male Sylvari Ranger: Bleez Pleez (bright green with orange spiky hair (smokers)
Female Human Guardian: Farmer Girl (extra toon for…well…you know)

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Posted by: Mazdan.2071

Mazdan.2071

A male Asura with a large backpack named “Soupbun”. He rezzed me during wvw, waved and trudged forward. Made me laugh.

“Build a man a fire, he’s warm for the night. Set a man on fire, and he’s warm for the rest of his life.”

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Posted by: Dual.8953

Dual.8953

Franks Moobs – Norn
Grawl in Disguise – Charr
The Great Cattsby – Charr
Charr Aznable – Charr

Registered Altaholic
Part-time Kittenposter

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Posted by: Hofulu.7325

Hofulu.7325

mesmer: Stanley Parable

(me)

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Posted by: Mazdan.2071

Mazdan.2071

I forgot a charr named Johnny Charrson. Some of the younger folks won’t get that.

“In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a congress.”
John Adams (1735 – 1826)

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Posted by: XacTactX.6709

XacTactX.6709

You Make Me Norny

Crits N Giggles (thief)

I Am Not A Bookah (asura)

Champion Siegerazer (I made this and deleted it, someone has it now)

Quaggandhi

Anet likely didn’t want to remove the armor stats entirely because…well,
we’ve all seen what happens in games where there’s no disadvantage to taking your pants off.

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Posted by: manicmoron.5194

manicmoron.5194

Most of my character names are rather serious but i think i did a good job on my thief.. Remington Stealz

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Posted by: Dabrixmgp.4758

Dabrixmgp.4758

this thread makes me think of this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjR8VphNdGo

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Posted by: tigirius.9014

tigirius.9014

Wonders if there are a few hundred variations on Legolas!…

Balance Team: Please Fix Mine Toolbelt Positioning!

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Posted by: Leovic.8615

Leovic.8615

I have a Necromancer Sylvari named
Elphaba Necri for two reasons: 1.) I loved the book Wicked and 2.) Once Upon a Time is coming back on and Elphaba makes an appearance! LONG LIVE THE WICKED WITCH!

“TACOS! The meal of champions!”

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Posted by: Ashen.2907

Ashen.2907

Wonders if there are a few hundred variations on Legolas!…

With the recent movie I would not be surprised to see a character named Lego Lass

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Posted by: Lux.6490

Lux.6490

Norn Guardian: “Bubba Lupp”
Charr Engineer: “Ren Tarench”

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Posted by: acruz.6013

acruz.6013

Ranger: walks with bear
Necro: fester
Engineer: brainy

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Posted by: Bron.9647

Bron.9647

A friend made a Charr warrior and named it Ferocious And Fuzzy.

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Posted by: Bron.9647

Bron.9647

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Posted by: JustTrogdor.7892

JustTrogdor.7892

I saw a ranger with a boar as a pet named ‘Pigasso’. That made me laugh because Picasso is my favorite artist.

The Burninator

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Posted by: topchickie.6305

topchickie.6305

I saw a guardian named Erma Gherdian. Just say it out loud.
I was also told to post some of my pet names. I have a jaguar named Mick Jaguar and a polar bear named Justin Biebear.

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Posted by: Lux.7169

Lux.7169

Charrizard — Charr ele that only used fire attunement.

[SoF]

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Posted by: Xenon.4537

Xenon.4537

Charr Warrior: Show Me Your Crits

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Posted by: kellionisinsane.2019

kellionisinsane.2019

Some of the names on here have made me laugh so much!
I saw someone with Eli Meant A List, I actually called my ele Ellie Mentallist xD
Another of my chars is a norn ranger called Arrow To The Knees with a brown bear called Bear Grylls.

Seafarer’s Rest
Arrow To The Knees – 80 Norn

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Posted by: pdavis.8031

pdavis.8031

I ran into Frodo baggins the other day. I had to laugh. But my favorite ive seen so far? Mine. Buff Badwell. You dont get much cooler than that.

Props to everyone who gets the reference.

“You know what the chain of command is?
It’s the chain I beat you with until you
recognize my command!”

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Posted by: FrozenStarRo.7240

FrozenStarRo.7240

Saw a “Cursed by RNG” while doing flying doly race the other night

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Posted by: Hamfast.8719

Hamfast.8719

My Ranger’s wolf is named Thuston Howl

My Ranger’s Drake is named Godzilla Precursor

Build a man a fire, and he’ll be warm all day.
Set a man on fire, and he’ll be warm the rest of his life.
– Unknown Fire Elementalist

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Posted by: Yuta.9487

Yuta.9487

So i’m a great charr fan:
Charrmender
Charrmazing
Charristic
general whiskers
cat-as-trophy
-name- quicksnarl
-name- lightningpaw (for a mesmer or ele)

My pet is called:

Miss behave

I also have a friend who has a sylvan male with a genius name:

No live today

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Posted by: Dusty Moon.4382

Dusty Moon.4382

I have an Asuran Guardian named POKE E MOON

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Posted by: sMihaly.1492

sMihaly.1492

My Charr mesmer: Aint Kitten

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Posted by: NumenorLord.6539

NumenorLord.6539

I had to change my name after a year and a half playing and I think it was because someone posted it here still hope it made some people laugh while I used it.

To people complaining about immersion and reporting other player’s names please note that, for some other players, immersion means being creative and sharing a smile with your friends online.

-1 to people posting their own names and pet’ss names on this thread.

+1 to Jamie Hyneman -Norn Engi- best character personification i’ve seen ingame.

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Posted by: Conncept.7638

Conncept.7638

I used to make characters for PvP rather than use my regular PvE ones, two of them are already somewhere in this thread, Earl Grey Poupon and Lady Frickinda.

The third was Kit Kat Charr, but a week or two ago I let that one get sniped from me, hope whoever jacked it enjoys it…

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Posted by: Guhracie.3419

Guhracie.3419

None of these are my characters.

Myra Venge
Helena Handbasket
Adam Baume (Engineer, of course)
Vicious Cuddles (Asura)
Jamie Hyneman
Turret Obliterator (engi that ran around blowing up his own turrets)

“Be angry about legendary weapons, sure, but what about the recent drought of content?”
-Mike O’Brien
Because we can’t be angry about both?

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Posted by: Hitman.5829

Hitman.5829

I saw someone with the name “Fat Boy” on their pet. The pet was a bear LOL

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Posted by: Clerigo.9475

Clerigo.9475

Pink Jetlag
Flicka Longear
Yason Born
Easy diver

“When in doubt, choose change.” Leung
“All great changes are preceded by chaos.” Chopra
‘No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world’ Robin Williams

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Posted by: ZerFrost.3542

ZerFrost.3542

My human ranger " Machine Bow Kelly"

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Posted by: Charrbeque.8729

Charrbeque.8729

I have a guardian named Noob Insurance and I just made a Sylvari ranger named Dances With Salad.

There’s something charming about rangers.

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Posted by: bradldz.3728

bradldz.3728

My old guildie had a jaguar pet called Mick Jaguar best name i came across, ever xD

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Posted by: Lunar Sunset.8742

Lunar Sunset.8742

I just made a Sylvari ranger named Dances With Salad.

I like it

Sunset
50/50 GWAMM x3
I quit how I want

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Posted by: kult.3465

kult.3465

Sylvari – Mourning Tree

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Posted by: Safari.3021

Safari.3021

Necro in sPVP

“Cap the Points kitten ”

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Posted by: Recluse.6740

Recluse.6740

Charr Warrior – Meow Mix With Cow
Sylvari Necro – Red Neck Row
Asuran Engi – Trigger Nomics

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Posted by: nasi.4785

nasi.4785

Human Ele – FuLing U
Sylvari Ranger – FuLing Shoo Ting
Human Necro – FuLing Around

With a space between the u and the L, but somehow the filter is kicking in

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