Guild Wars 2

I got a chuckle when I saw a charr with the name “Where My Charr Dude”.

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Red Falcon.8257:

None in this game, but in another game there was a guy named “thelongestnameicouldgetawaywith”.
Funniest name ever.

The best I’ve seen of that variety in any game so far is “MyNameIsTooLon”.

I initially thought of a perfect name for a thief, but it was, by its nature, one I couldn’t use.
So, my brother has a thief named “I Stole This Name”.

What are you implying here?
I’ll have you know that a great deal of thought goes into every one of my names.

-I Stole This Name

My name.
Character length~

Pet Wussy

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An Asura named “Wee Bitty”

I’ve twice seen a human female dressed as Wonder Woman, named (you guessed it): Wonder Woman

My Sylvari has both a pun name and a serious name: Alagra
seems serious, until you realize Alagra is an allergy medication for hay fever.

I have to mention a Thief I ran a dungeon with last week: Nocturnal Missions

Some will get it… But because most won’t there is an “E” missing from the term.

Slashbone.3672:

I have a Norn thief called Stealy Mcthiefy

har har har >:D

And I call that norn theif “Cookies” :P
still the best name I’ve seen on a theif though XD

As for me I somehow couldn’t get a good name no matter how original it was or how much I thought on it so I ended up with Rylethi on my elementalist lol… but anyway~

Hmm i must nominate my Engineer.

Trouble With Toys

My Asura Engie: ‘Lubricant and Caulk’
My Guardian: ‘Major Morning Wood’ – hey, it’s a military name his parents were hippies!
(sadly both have been censored)
One name has been changed to ‘A Net Hard On Names’

Random seen Necromancer ‘Hexually Active’

I have gotten a few chuckles over the name of my thief : Cull Me Maybe

My Sylvari Mesmer – Gordion Knott

Mystic.5934:

I’ve twice seen a human female dressed as Wonder Woman, named (you guessed it): Wonder Woman

I think “Plunder Woman” dressed as a pirate was more interesting.

My Charr Thief is named Thieve Charrell.

I win, na-na na-na boo-boo, stick your heads in doo-doo.

Char Necro named Nyan Pyre

Tallahassee.4907:

I have gotten a few chuckles over the name of my thief : Cull Me Maybe

As you should. Witty.

Charrmander

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I saw a ranger bear pet named Beer in WvW the other night. Shouldn’t have laughed as hard as I did.

I only read the first 2 pages, but I think Tailor Swiftclaw is winning this topic xD

There’s someone out there with Rouge Rogue; I know, ’cos when I went to make it, it had already been taken
A lot of people are going to read that name and wonder why the same thing is typed twice

I’ll put my name out there: Raww Im A Mesmer.

i once saw a charr named “PIMP Charr”.

achievment unlocked: lore slayer -10p

Guys guys…Cowrex is the best name ever.

Combination of a cow and a t-rex

Tallahassee.4907:

my thief : Cull Me Maybe

this has my vote
:D

Charr named “Goatse Ringfinger”

What a throwback reference to the most horrible thing that has ever been on the internet.

Crater.1625:

A mesmer named “Illusions Michael”. Which is pretty awesome if you catch the reference.

Sorry, this wins.

Rhyse.8176:

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https://www.guildwars2.com/en/legal/guild-wars-2-naming-policy/
We do not permit names that:

Have offensive racial, ethnic, or national connotations.
Include hate speech or bigoted slurs
Reference sexual acts or real life violence.
Are pornographic.
Make inappropriate references to human anatomy or bodily functions.
Reference illegal drugs or activities.
Reference religious or historical figures.
Reference real-life people.
Reference names of copyrighted or trademarked characters, materials, or products.
Use misspellings or alternative spellings of names that violate any of the above rules.

Awww… But surely, Willy Fisterbottom wouldn’t be against the rules would it?

ranger’s pet dog called “Hello this is dog”

Mine is just weird. My cousin and I made it but it turned out to look sorta chinese, and I don’t mean this in any offensive way or anything but we named it: Shi Chang Wu
it sounded the most chinese at the time. My character still looks like it.

Saw a norn over the weekend named Angry Beardface which made me laugh and laugh. TBH it’s a terrible name because it’s so stupid, but it’s still funny. And it makes me want to think, ’It’s pronounced Angry Beard-fa-say!’

NWalker.3049:

Crater.1625:

A mesmer named “Illusions Michael”. Which is pretty awesome if you catch the reference.

Sorry, this wins.

Lol omg that is gold. “Illusions Michael! Tricks are something a kitten does for money. Or.. candy..”

Best one I’ve seen personally is “My Cunning Linguist”

A majority of people won’t get it.

I have an alt called Cat Gif. She likes asking people if they haz cheezburgers.

2 Asura synch dancing in front of the Lion’s Arch bank.

1st: All Your Bases
2nd: Belong To Us

Human male – “Voice of Nolan North”

Best 3 names I’ve seen?

A male Sylvari named I’m Old Greg ( still makes me laugh)
Female Ranger named Pika Bookah
Male Ranger named Throbin Wood

My Charr’s Name, Al Pacharro.

I have character names Online and Offline. They’re not clever or interesting in any way other than the occasional trolling I get to when the word’s even vaguely brought up. It usually devolves to “Is Online offline or Offline online?”

a norn called Daddy Warbucks

Heidia because people pronounce it in 3 different ways.

How about BogusBogart, that name by far has been my favorite I seen,
that and 2 others:
Mexican Champion,
Dinky McStinky

might aswell add a bonus, In GW1, Saw someone named Dolphin Sphincter.

Is there a John Charrvolta ( or John Travolcharr) yet ?

Charr Warrior: Destroyer Of Tacos
Norn Guardian: Yy Chromosomes
Asura Thief: Culling Ishoes

The vache Qui rit!! The laughing cow in english or “Le” laughing cow ^^

This award will always go out to my dear friend, Wrecktumm.

…and also the duo:
“The Cut”
And
“The Bandaid”

My friend, Olaf Bearpuncher, greatest of the Norn.

Pumped up kits.

engineer

Svanireal Diseases or Svanir Sighted. Johnny Charrson.

Big Norn warrior I saw named “Insert Name Here”

and a human named “Yet Another Alt”

but my favorite from Beta was still this human mesmer named “Manly Butterflies”

Been seeing some huge Norn named “The Beard of Wisdom” lately. The guy’s got a huge beard… I must ask him what he knows next time I see him.

Some purple Sylvari Mesmer was running amuck in PvP lately named, “Probably A Clone,” as well.