Guild Wars 2

Necro N Chill :P

Outruns a Centaur

Charriana Grande is worth a mention.

All the way back when the game launched I used to have ‘D Is For Lysdexia’.

They didn’t like that, despite it still being my mesmer’s name in GW1 so I renamed it to ‘Ex Offensive Name’.

I also managed to get an asura named Limpy Shortstaff and a Sylvari named Hardwood Morninglog.

In pvp I saw a thief named Tom Cruising, they were pretty good too so I teamed up with her- Her other char was a necro called Satans Baby

a big biker looking norn named ‘Ima G-dam american’ I can’t actually spell it out here

In wvw I ran into a warrior in a chef outfit named ‘Z whole french army’

I was in a pvp match on my necro, Pizza Goddess against someone named ‘Reefer King’

Other ones I saw-

Asura engi named ‘Thing in your shoe’

Ele named Patches Ohoulehan

Mesmer named Handsome Muthafooka

Sylvari engi named Sygourney Weaver

A sylvari warrior who made himself look like a Saiyan from DBZ named ‘No wat I’m Saiyan’

Charr named Cat in the Hat

Jeszus

Hodog

Norn named Big Peter Smeeter

A human ele named Dark N Delicious

Charr named Furcadia

Human ranger named “I might have a bear” & his bear was named ‘Not a Bear’

Guardian Named Saint Nicholas Cage

Bob Ross Quilly

Bhavv.8690:

I also managed to get an asura named Limpy Shortstaff and a Sylvari named Hardwood Morninglog.

Reminds me of a risque Charr I saw out in VB: Scratch Ironbulge
Oh my.

Male norn in full pink profane armor… “Tickle Me Mhenlo”

A male Ranger named John Hammond with a pet raptor named Clever Girl

loved the Jurassic Park reference

“Rekt Um Destroyer” favorite opponent in pvp

Sheobix.8796:

“Rekt Um Destroyer” favorite opponent in pvp

Lmao I lol’d.

Mez Koo.9510:

Male norn in full pink profane armor… “Tickle Me Mhenlo”

omg you’ve seen him too?
his name made me giggle

Human Thief – "Tom Cruising "
Norn Ranger named “Bear Grylls” and his bear named “Lil Grylls”
“Pooter Mcpoots”
Human War dressed in chef outfit – “Z whole french army”
“Threat Lvl Holy Crap”
“Gods Chainsaw”

Single Jab Lad.

Named a human female Mesmer: Folder of Napkins
I resurrected the name from GW.
I have had about 25ish people stop and say hi, like your name.
Never have had that happen before.

Dear community,

Quit posting your character names. You aren’t as clever as you think. This is to celebrate the sense of humor that other people have when creating chars.

Probably not the ‘best name’ I’ve seen in game, but it certainly gave me a giggle. A very funky little Asura named Feargal Sharkey. If you don’t know the name he was a singer back in the 80’s – bit of a one hit wonder. I wish I had screenshotted him.

Edited to add he was also singer of The Undertones (duh!)

anx.7549:

Probably not the ‘best name’ I’ve seen in game, but it certainly gave me a giggle. A very funky little Asura named Feargal Sharkey. If you don’t know the name he was a singer back in the 80’s – bit of a one hit wonder. I wish I had screenshotted him.

Edited to add he was also singer of The Undertones (duh!)

+1
Yep I seen this toon a bit. Stands out with his little fluro green outfit.

chemie banger.9624:

anx.7549:

Probably not the ‘best name’ I’ve seen in game, but it certainly gave me a giggle. A very funky little Asura named Feargal Sharkey. If you don’t know the name he was a singer back in the 80’s – bit of a one hit wonder. I wish I had screenshotted him.

Edited to add he was also singer of The Undertones (duh!)

+1
Yep I seen this toon a bit. Stands out with his little fluro green outfit.

That’s him!

An albino pink eyed big eared Asura, Pink Abu!

I saw a Charr in EotM not too long ago named Graspdeeznuts, might have been an engi?

Imalion, hah. Hard to argue with a charr name like that.

SnowHawk.3615:

Mez Koo.9510:

Male norn in full pink profane armor… “Tickle Me Mhenlo”

omg you’ve seen him too?
his name made me giggle

Human Thief – "Tom Cruising "
Norn Ranger named “Bear Grylls” and his bear named “Lil Grylls”
“Pooter Mcpoots”
Human War dressed in chef outfit – “Z whole french army”
“Threat Lvl Holy Crap”
“Gods Chainsaw”

I’ve seen Tom Cruise Control

Just saw someone in Auric Basin named Ben Solo For Years.

Huge pink norn called It Was Not A Dream.
Another huge pink norn called I Am Mr Fabulous.

I just saw a Charr in Blazeridge Steppes called Sassafrass Rootbeer. Mmmm tasty!

sylvari thief called shushbush

Miserymachine.7512:

Dear community,

Quit posting your character names. You aren’t as clever as you think. This is to celebrate the sense of humor that other people have when creating chars.

Truth

Names I’ve seen and enjoyed:

Doodad Voodoo
Dampen Toilutt
Zilfram Weeblow

Cannot say wich is a best one, a people have been a creative with they names. Maybe its easier to say a worst possible names.

I quessi have also advertise my character name then like everyone else does… its Hick Holte: Asura Engineer ( Nick Nolte: 48hours and later on … such a bad dude..heh…)

bexbz.1905:

ROMAINE PLANTSKI

Roman Polanski i believe ?

One name I came up with and locked…. Babbling Brooke

I found this PvPer whose Scrapper’s name is Autobots Troll Out. He also has a sylvari named A Plant Not A Drug.

I saw a bald, black human warrior named Lelbron James.

Ranger Pet:

Owl Of Olaz

I named my sylvari ele That Smoking Weed, I thought it was funny

A Moist Papsmear" and “A Dry Prostate” – Both deleted names now.

Jenna Tell Ya I saw yesterday so I doubt his name will be around long either. No sense of humour Anet.

An asuran mesmer called Tinky Blinky

sephiroth.4217:

A Moist Papsmear" and “A Dry Prostate” – Both deleted names now.

Jenna Tell Ya I saw yesterday so I doubt his name will be around long either. No sense of humour Anet.

Nothing about a papsmear or wet underwear is humorous, IMO, nor kittens (lol, the forum edited out the word for nut ‘bags’- alternate word, starts with an s- but you can name a character after it in game), small weeners or boobies. However, these seem up for debate with ANet these days, as I see them in game.

So many other things that can be humorous- this thread is full of awesome examples!

I saw one by the name of ‘Glitches B Trippin’ an Asura Revenant I loved it!

Human warrior named Brogan Thackeray. I lol’d a little more than I think I should have.

I had a female norn ranger with dark skin and long blonde hair (with the headband and poof at the top) named Ru Paul Hunty but I deleted it. lol Doubt anyone would have appreciated it.

Did see a Mesmer named Nicki Mirage though. That was pretty clever.

Colin When Its Rdy. Bit out of date now, but still amusing.

Mix height asura called Carry Me Im Small.

Chuck Horis.

Moerdenkainen = Male Necro, name from DnD Wizard of repute for crafting many spells

Camilla Nox = Fem necro, just sounds cool.

Halaster Atmora = Mes, Halaster Blackcloak, crazy wizard lives under Waterdeep from Neverwinter Nights, also in the Eberron Setting of DnD. Atmora is for all those Elder Scrolls fans

Balbisian = Male Ele, name of a pit fiend from Neverwinter Nights

Nora Faustus = Female Ele, throwback to my 1st GW1 character

Amadea Amadis = Fem War, from Amadis De Gaula, hero named from a landmark work among the chivalric romances which were in vogue in sixteenth-century Spain.

Steaboat Bobby = Engineer. Because Steamboat Willie was taken.

Funk Master Fonkk = Asura Mes, that’s a dope Asuran name if I’ve ever seen one.

Bellatrix Almodovar = Harry Potter reference / Pedro Almodovar is a renowned Mexican director.

Silvers Nivra = Silvari male thief, Silvers is a One Piece reference and Nivra a nostalgic Character name I made for many mmo’s over the years.

Ophala Silverlight = Female Silvari ranger, Ophala from Neverwinter Nights and Silverlight is that sword from runescape xD oooh to be impressed by runescape at such a young age…

im pretty proud of my Charr Mes named Magicat

I just saw a Charr in Rata Sum named “Cat Simulator”

jmt.8517:

I have sylvaryi named Darth shrubbery, and a charr guardian name charrdian unibrow, a human female thief named anneshank.

Necroing this from a year ago to recall a Thief from GW2 launch, and assassin in GW1, named Adolf Critler lolol (name long gone)

Female Sylvari Necro (who looks like the female version of Trahearne): Trahearnella… XD

Julia Charrld. on a charr. lol

Female Norn engineer “Major Lag” and a Mesmer female “Hexes and Ohs” GAME ON

Female Guardian “Klayre Voyant” and male Revenant “Can Un Fotter”.

I ran into someone the other day named: No sugar tonight.

I ran into “I Love Lolicon” in EoTM. a Ranger in a tight leather miniskirt and a leather corset looking top. All black leather, naturally.

“Trans Vegan Sjw” – a friends hilarious name.

Saw this guy long time ago