Guild Wars 2

A little off topic from the rest of all these other revenant hype/complaint posts but I hope that this mastering of languages thing coming out (and whatever that involves) continues as the game expands, doesn’t have anything to do with Maguuma, but I’d love to eventually learn more about Jotun

Maybe one day when we all care about Jormag again and we can frolic around the far shiverpeaks

Honestly, it probably won’t happen but what if a druid could get a higher tier of pet lets say because they’re closer to nature or whatever.

We’re heading to the jungle, you know what’s in the jungle I bet? Gorillas. You know what’s the same as gorillas mechanically? Minotaurs lol idk I’m being rediculous in thinking it’ll happen but you never know.

Looking forward to seeing rangers with something other than just longbow spiking as their play style.

Man you guys really like to complain, but lets not forget the most important bit of news they put out regarding things like masteries. We can take a mordrem’s skin and presumably beat them with it. Score one for tyria, two I guess for selling zhaitan’s tail for karma to the priory.

So I think it’d be neat, though it probably won’t happen, that should you switch your ranger to a druid, you could charm tougher pets I guess is the word.

These include creatures like minotaurs, rock dogs, and oh idk…a hippo (we’re goin to maguuma cmon)

Plot twist: We defeat mordremoth and have our victory party unwittingly on top of a bloodstone, then the mursaat sacrifice us to a soul battery to power the Door of Komalie.

Mursaat vengeance complete lol

An idea popped into my brain that had to do with the living story though I severely doubt it’ll happen anywhere close to what’s in my brain.

Alright, so sometime after this Point Of No Return thing Anet is putting out, Rytlock has returned to us. When he jumped through the mists, he went after Sohothin. However, whenever he caught up to it, he managed to time travel directly into a Khan Ur’s face assassinating said Khan Ur with one hell of a Death from Above and gaining the Claw of Khan Ur (which managed to detach and blind Rytlock; now you know why the blindfold is a thing). Rytlock is now the Khan Ur and can obviously travel through time again to wind up in the present day somehow.

A living story update will happen where we follow Rytlock, the time traveling Khan Ur from the mists, into battle against none other than the ultimate enemy…

Our character from guild wars 1, who was in ascalon selling Altheas ashes for 2k at the time of the foefire. Now let’s remember that this guy is really good at taking out liches, envoys of the dead, gods, great destroyers, and hell.

Massive Charr Armies ft. Rytlock the Ultimate Khan Ur VS Player from GW1

Achievement Unlocked: WTS Althea’s Ashes

Also didn’t know where to put this properly but seemed a good a place as any.

Honestly I enjoy the new additions to wvw, it’ll bring more of the servers together in order to fight off the forces of evil (SoR and BG), the only issue right now is the skill lag looks like server overload.

I killed a ranger while we were both lag locked and I felt bad afterward

Dear BG, we at JQ appreciate all the time you’ve given us and thoroughly enjoy the amount of loot bags we’ve been able to steal off your carcass.

Earlier today, you guys were able to take our keep which was followed by one of the best JQ rallies I’ve seen in a long time. We look forward to more of your shenanigans and possible sabotage down the road.

Sincerely,
Jade Quarry

Hey kids I’d like to point out that a couple of the SoR people I’ve talked to and probably killed along the way expressed their hatred of whatever terrible leadership is in BG, mostly old guilds they had issues with

It’s not really a doubleteam it just looks like that in a hilarious way

Way to take out one of the most beautifully designed pieces of guild wars Arenanet but I suppose its all good, to be fair trebs wouldn’t start launching pandas

I think it would be outstanding if one day when Anet gets around to making GW2 Cantha if they add a WvW map based around the Jade Sea/Echovald areas

Yaks could be turtles/juggernauts

Random pve based champions could be Zhu Hanuku or something equally kitten

It’ll be like good ol’ fashion Alliance Battles days with an extra enemy and more stuff goin on

Once upon a time in the magical land of Eternal Battlegrounds, BG decided to have a massive zerg at every time of the day. Suddenly something magical happened, JQ hit SM from the west, SoR hit SM from the east and vanquished the giant known as BG out of SM and proceeded to have the most deadly staring contest of all time.

And there was much rejoicing.

On behalf of JQ we would like to say thank you BG for finally replacing SoS someone had to, and should any of you come from SoS in the first place, I look forward to raining fiery death upon you once more

Dear the rest of servers of WvW,

I look forward to battling every last one of you

Sincerely,
Tier 1

Lol at the dolyak comment, but as a thief you gotta think for a second while they can stealth the ones that can hit pretty hard usually don’t have that much health right, so go in there with a guardian throw up blocks everywhere and murk their kitten face off

Or use ring of warding and watch the hilarity

Or utilize the few skills that make you invulnerable for a lil bit at least long enough to get through the thief group

Now don’t get me wrong I do appreciate the current buff anet has for the outmanned players of wvw however I believe it promotes more of a pve aspect, such as here go farm these randomly placed deer until your team arrives we’ll give you extra rewards for it.

My idea is why not add some sort of weapon possibly based on what server you were currently inhabiting in order to help out with the capture of towers or at least some added defense to your keeps.

Right now I’ve been in Jade Quarry for some time, say your team is outmanned for like 5 minutes right all of a sudden a siege turtle spawns, moves kinda like a golem but works like a catapult, just a thought