Guild Wars 2

I spent my youth frolicking through the streets of the arch, bouquet in hand. Recent changes to the bouquet of roses has left me a bitter shell of the person I once was. I fear it’s too late for me to regain my joy, I still remember the pleasures of making Bunzy miss his combos by throwing a bouquet of roses into his hands. You have forsaken the petals, change your ways before it’s too late Anet.

Player Character.9467:

UltraHiDef.4809:

Keeralah.3140:

Stay classy, TC

You forgot to hide the top right corner saying “WvW Season 1”.

You can actually make that reappear on your screen if you want to

God bless.

Go glass go hard.

The only reason I read the forums now is for Noober’s post. Can we rename this thread ArkvNoobervYBvSBI? Is he still running PvT necro?

God bless you meta.
Step 1: Go to the arena in obsidian sanctum.
Step 2: Choose which class you want to fight, PU mesmer, p/d d/p condispam/stealthspam thief, condi warrior with huge regen.
Step 3: If you lack any of the builds shown in Step 2, you can choose to fight one and die or return to step 1. If you have one of these builds, proceed to step 4.
Step 4: Have a lackluster fight that was determined on who’s build is a better counter to who’s rather than player skill because these builds are made to be mindless.

Sunt.6835:

What are these Mags talking about ….

ur server cant even put a open field zerg in bls ……
(Go back to play with Tier 3,4 or lower)

I wanna give credits for SoS guys who has been out there fighting us !

lol I kno right. hehehehe, they can’t even have people 2 fight in honourable 60v20 lol! maybe u shuld recruit b4 u try 2 take on a real server like BG, its basic T1 tactics. lol!

~cutest shrub NA, world first #1 dungeon master EU~

Rumour has it that Maguuman’s warriors are all running axe/mace to maximise deeps and 2 shot thieves. New meta kitten right there.

Is he running an axe axe/ longbow power build. with 21khp and I assume nothing in the vitality trait line because no shouts and spirits, is he full pvt? wat

Jorjeis.2169:

ParaldaWind.4523:

I hit 5 people for 1500 every second. That’s 45000 damage in 6 seconds. I also have 3200 armor.

I will gladly help any T1 players with build optimizations, because they really really really need it.

EDIT: This is not sarcasm.

I’m sure we will take you up on this advice if and when our commanders stop laughing telling us to where pvt because we can’t dodge and charging every time they see a Mag blob. xXHaV0C SqUaDZXx

“Shouldn’t we wait for our tail?”
“Nah it’s just Mag We’ve still got sixty people on us not including the 30 in the tail #STACKMORE”

ftfy

Shifty.4985:

iAmTheDuke.6201:

Shifty.4985:

Can’t wait to fight Mags EU
Wont be needing to chase BG 1/2 way across the map just to see them suicide off a cliff :P

Uh, what EU?

You got no EU force anymore?
Where they go?

Baby I’m all the EU you’ll ever need. In all seriousness all mag has is some sleep deprived NA’ers and maybe like 5-6 sweetalked EU superstAr Na #1 best @ game fourtwenty pr0scopes axe mace new meta get rekt nerds I’ll tremor you so hard.

nytehex.3267:

For a server that pushed for gold, at least 75% of those that pushed haven’t touched his league hardly at all other than reset. Did you all get your achievements and decide to quit, which is quickly becoming the MO for baguuma? Or did you just want gold because the Pvf is better? Thanks for ruining WvW for 7 weeks morons.

I’ve personally been having a blast that we couldn’t have in silver tier killing mens all the time, nuthugging whoever I can to leach kills and lrning2warrior. I know you’re upset we can’t caramel train everything everyday but it’s okay, it’s okay. Caramel training and kitten per tick isn’t all that the game has to offer.
PS I’ve been out nuthugging most nights, still only 10/15 achievements.

It was a reasonable nerf I think, a couple of trait changes that only really effected skullcrack and a nerf to earthshaker, which honestly was way too powerful when I’m critting for like 3-4k on a full pvt warrior with a 2s stun, surprised there wasn’t a change to healing signet, on the flipside a lot of options to run rifle spec warriors move crack shot down to adept, it’d be interesting to see if any more zerker heavy rifle / heavy glass builds start appearing again with those trait changes, certainly can see it happening in WvW. Also lol @ the dodge trait being increased, soon they will make it so I can kill enemies simply by dodging at them…soon

Initial tests on the TC psyche has had questionable results, obviously as established by forum etiquette a single opinion represents a majority, assuming that majority is a majority you’re opposed to because of reasons that you can single opinion a single has for reasons.
Thus I’ve taken to using a section of TC that is most easily testable, they tend to huddle around specific points at specific times and perform repetitive specific tasks that achieve no real outcome, no I’m not talking about WvW you idiot, obviously that’s totally different to what I’ve just described, no I’m talking about RP, specifically tavern RP.
In order to fully study the TC syndrome I’ve gone about disguising myself amongst the group of beings that inhabit these lands in order to not rouse suspicion. Thus I have made a blonde haired short human Mesmer with the an article of the most revealing clothes possible, but also another set of the most -noble- clothes by standards of the hive mind mentality, though the two from an outside opinion seem to be rather close. And thus I dive into the unknown.
The groups seem to have split themselves into distinctive circles built around indifference to other circles, interesting this shows up so often even within the stratum of WvW. -shrug-. They can be split into a few sections: Nobles; Scholars; Adventurers(fighters? [needs citation]); Peasants; Criminal; Outliers. Strangely the two first sections seem to be too large to support itself considering the size of the The fourth, perhaps you could say people over stack into the most desirable spots.

I’m really very tired and start typing while listening to someone saying the word one over and over and decided to start typing, point is I’m not playing WvW really because it’s not enjoyable for my own play style as it is now and I’m doing pretty terrible RP in TC in some sort of weird insult to RP by doing RP badly in order to justify RP to get away from WvW because it’s boring, but I’m not changing to another game because I’m too boring and lazy to find something else to do.
In order to change this I’ve started listening to someone saying the word one over and over again. PS WvW, not offtopic

Naztharius.7639:

I find it very funny all this smack talk to SBI of how bad we are, yet for half the week we have held first. O WAIT! we still hold first. If you talk all this smack, back it up. Don’t take us for fools because you ran into 1-3 guilds thinking that is the skill SBI is based of. Prove us wrong that you can beat us by the end of the week mag. Otherwise your words mean nothing.

But you are bad, you just have lots of bad people which means you take lots of things…Wait sorry PPT=skill SBI #1NA

Wick.1280:

Commisar.8695:

Wick.1280:

Pssst Mag,
We have twice your score. Step up.

Confirmed for not understanding the concept of coverage=ppt.
skill=/=ppt.
You’ll fit right back in T1 friendo!

Friendo the thing is I transferred from DB so we could do this to you. Your excuse this time is….

I can’t excuse you from being so buttmad that DB got beaten in a match because they had less people that you had to xfer to a server where they had more people in order to satiate your dislike for the server that beat your smaller server because they were a bigger server and then claim that ppt of your new server makes you better than a server you don’t like because reasons.
I’M SO ANGRY I’M GOING TO XFER TO [BIGGER SERVER] BECAUSE [SERVER] BEAT ME ONE TIME AFTER MY SERVER [INSERT REASON FOR BANDWAGON SERVER FAILING] EVEN THOUGH [OLD SERVER] USED TO BEAT [SERVER] EVERY TIME BEFORE THAT!!!!!!!!

Wick.1280:

Pssst Mag,
We have twice your score. Step up.

Confirmed for not understanding the concept of coverage=ppt.
skill=/=ppt.
You’ll fit right back in T1 friendo!

WHat happens in the stream, stays in the stream

My brain is full of what, the centuar lady from Monster Girl Assault Part 2 made more sense than this fight -thrust-gnome-struggle-attack-attack-attack-death star. At least I only had to endure the cutscene 6 times, my brain is being kittened over and over in this thread, Make it end, make the superiority complexes end! Oh god make it end.

I see tricare all the time, karlesi confirmed for blindness

Kyuzo.4675:

GuardianOMS.8067:

Kyuzo.4675:

lol. You are doing your usual bit and I’ve already lost interest.

Sadly for you it’s not the usual bit. It’s the hard truth and you can either wise up to it or quit the game. Please do the latter so the devs can realize how kittenty they’ve made WvW. tia

Of course trolling on forums is your usual bit and it follows its predictable path etc etc yawn

But they’re not trolling, I mean they really aren’t for once. It’s obvious when they do, because they’re much nicer. Sad to say it’s stupid that it’s the way it was made, I can’t agree with you more that lolsPvP orb buffs are stupid but they’re not trolling. Legit.

Actually if it’s a condition group spirits are usefulish- Well were pre-patch at least, I hated running them, for group stuff I run apoth traps, previously I ran a soft CC heavy ( chill/cripple/immob) glassy longbow build too, but I disliked it. We’re not great for groups, because another class can do it better, for the standard hammer train, we’re bottom of the pack with engi really

Evalana.5480:

Commisar.8695:

Achilles.2197:

I HEARD MAGUUMA IS IMPLODING IS IT TRUE

All Eva’s fault. Started a chain reaction that hurt Mazergma’s moral fiber, not enough bran to go around

Are you 80 yet? ♥

Mesmer’s for RP hater, it’s cheaper not to be a level 80

Achilles.2197:

I HEARD MAGUUMA IS IMPLODING IS IT TRUE

All Eva’s fault. Started a chain reaction that hurt Mazergma’s moral fiber, not enough bran to go around

Cerlhuff- level whatever thief (comes with free pet)
berhuff-level whatever full glass guardian, no boons 4 u
victeriu hernia- level 2 necronmaster
alexbander de flaff-lervl 21 RP wrrior 0f jurstice, (mace sword/sword mace) fk ur hmmer
ege-whatever u wnt bby
xperience-gkick’d from OG 4 being 2 pr0, 1500+ in WvW been an baddy
cntribut tme-compulsary nap time for 1-3 hrs is at 12am s0 whtvr u wnt in ur tummy
pls invite asap tyvm

Player Character.9467:

Comprissent.3856:

To all ebay

please don’t be boring tonight. Thank you

They’re too busy queue v 40’ing us on SoS bl

SoS bl is queued for us

Evalana.5480:

I am having too much fun to just up and leave! Everyone I have met on Maguuma have been awesome (sorry if bad English)!! Until you guys become PPT obsessed zombies that hide behind walls filled with siege, I think I’ll stick around

Please stop making us look good, people might start taking us seriously.

I don’t know what you’re talking about Saiyr, our offensive ballistae are the best!

Evalana.5480:

Commisar.8695:

Maguuma you have the worst oceanic NA, why are you all so bad. I mean look at your PPT it’s so weak!

What is a PPT?

I’m definitely enjoying Maguuma’s idgaf attitude towards PPT.

Please Eva stop being nice, I’m trying to cause arguments between maguuma and whoever’s server they thought I was on This thread is boring

Maguuma you have the worst oceanic NA, why are you all so bad. I mean look at your PPT it’s so weak!

Achilles.2197:

Warthog.6870:

…said the person from the server where people run away while they outnumber their enemy 4:1

Aww, poor maguumy.

An excuse is worse and more terrible than a lie, for an excuse is a lie guarded.
Pope John Paul II

I was going to make a comment about a man in a pointy hat with slightly schizophrenic tendencies and the value of his points, but then I realized how stupid that was and how quickly the mods would remove it.

Ugh. Does BP still walk golems everywhere because mesmer ports don’t exist? And do they just zerg towers for that ppt kitten now?

Dhampyr.2104:

Evalana.5480:

Dragonbrand is so angry lately….. so if I pop into the DB TS and try to strike up a convo with people there that are my friends and that I used to fight alongside with, will I be labeled a spy too? (Like I was by the several members of the Blood Pact guild when I had returned to DB the 2nd time…?) And then get banned too?

Take off the tinfoil hats and try taking the game less srs… gawsh.

::edit::

I still hang out in the TC mumble with my DIS friends/guildies that I pve with… Ermagerd spai!

You should come hang out in the KH channel. We have fun with spies in the channel – matter of fact, we were awarded the 2013 “Most Fun Channel To Be A Spy In” award, given by the spy himself.

On a serious note, hanging out with friends is one thing, but talking over a commander who is commanding in WvW isn’t really good sportsmanship and lacks a bit of class, if it did indeed happen like that.

A spy xfered and started playing for mazergma because we were that cool yo

Mad stylin’ tanbin

Just realised I didn’t post what dewolf was using on his char,
Obviously the top is the krytan jerkin, part of the krytan armour set on the gemstore
the jeans I found on the TP called: Quiet Leather Leggings, they’re about 20s
The shoes I couldn’t tell, but the warden shoes available as a skin from the WvW armour skins vendor for about 40 badges of honour work pretty well.

As far as colours go, krytan jerkin, you want a white as possible shirt, I was too poor for a real white, so I used icing dye, and the jacket you’ll want to go orangy-red as it makes the colours look more brown
With the jeans you want to go for something that’s like a dull blue with maybe a hint of green, sincerity works well and a darker brown is used for the belt, as that colour is lightened on the jeans.
For the boots a dark brown works well, personally I use the hotw dungeon token boots, because with whiteish dye you can make them look like a pair of converse, which is cool.

Oddly enough I used basically the same outfit, just using the norn T2 legs instead of the jeans, after seeing this I picked up a pair to see how it would look, I kind of like it honestly.

PredatoR.5247:

[Agg]ression is challenging all Tarnished Coast guilds to GvG starting Saturday.

We’d like to fight all of the guilds on TC interested in GvG, especially [RE] Rethesis.

You on mag or dargonsband this week?

CptWheezy.6439:

Pinko.2076:

Is it? For about 6 months DB said it was the community that was fun and not winning. Has the bandwagon changed things, cptwheezy?

I have to give it to you DORPs – you pee in ones soup and the other 20 Razi sweat lickers come to the rescue. And just for your information – I have no idea what Dragonbrand says – I play on Maguuma. This whole ‘play for fun not points’ is simply bandaids for your fragile little DORP egos. Now – hurry up and read this – because it will get deleted pretty dang quick.

Infraction Inc….

Addendum – if you’re not in DORP then disregard my comments! LoLoL

Stand up guy here, I think JQ are looking for guys with as much skill and prowess and handsome good looks over there!!!!!!

Saiyr-chan brings us great honour. Plus I could see why T1 would be too intense all that stacking it’d hurt my head too, as a side note. Call out to ea from reset, I only got a few hours before I fell asleep on the desk but for the love of all that is holy, why did you need to build 3 superior ballistas for six of us when you had around 20 there maybe?
You really really liked the SE camp I guess.

Oh you’re back on Dragonband Eva.
How was the fling with BT?

Seriously?
Have a great week and I hope we all have a lot of fun even fights, good luck to us all!!!!!!!!!!!!

Renxian.6982:

I’ll be honest. Since I joined GODS several months ago, I cannot think of a single instance in which we ran around with ACE.

You probably don’t even realise they’re there, what with all those D/P thieves they run.

Torque.2948:

Mag busy with the forums and not busy winning. Less talk more points!

If you’re considering points as something actually worth while rather than just a arbitrary value that only represents populations/coverage. I think you might want to consider talking, or you know even actual fighting rather than caring about the PPT, because if you want to talk about winning in something like WvW, it’s like having a soccer (Shudder it should be called football but NA matchup, you NA’s are gross) match with 11 people on one side, 5 on another and 30 on the other. But hey, you’re beating on the other dudes ( well I mean in PPT anyway) so what does it matter that it’s only because you can stack bigger giga-zerglings in one spot, you’re winning yay!

(also suck on my run on sentence)

saratoga.4872:

saiyr.3071:

Time to own all the RPers!

How is that working for you Comrade?

Hasn’t he already had to explain this twice? Jeez.
’It’s going great, I was killin all the doodz, this is what the doodz gave me [insert dolla dolla] So yeah, it’s going well’

ReapersSolitude.1940:

hmmmm. 2 v 1. i think so. great game tactics

So, you’re saying we’re 2v1’ing you, and this guy from smaller server is saying that they’re 2v1’ing us. I don’t know what to believe in anymore.

Tricare.2946:

Commisar.8695:

Deathwaffle.8467:

^^^ LOL wth is that dude xD

That is our god king great lord Razi-sama. Dare you question our lords beauty, you worthless pig! All shall crumble under the might of Razi-sama.

What happened to The Great Lord Flame-ram? I liked him better….

Razi-chan is the avatar of The Great Lord Flame-ram, In his heavenly fury he shall make the weak xfer to JQ, all hail!

Deathwaffle.8467:

^^^ LOL wth is that dude xD

That is our god king great lord Razi-sama. Dare you question our lords beauty, you worthless pig! All shall crumble under the might of Razi-sama.

Holy mother of ducks, 7 pages. This should be fun.
All hail glorious leader cermender Razi-sama-sensei-chan!

ithinkimhaunted.7412:

Commisar.8695:

[Photoshopped Comic]

You think you’re pretty clever, dont you?…

Not really, I just googled stock market manipulation…Unless that’s a compliment? Is it?
If it is, thanks.

jschultz.2901:

As someone from CD, though this wasn’t even CLOSE to as bad as when we met TC, I can only hope….from the forums and how Mag’s manipulated the match…that the Mag’s face TC or even SoR next round. Enjoy your pain kittenes, you deserve it. Also to the Yak’s, you think you “earned” second place on this? Nope, it was given to you. See the last two matches we had, and bring your best should we meet next week, you didn’t win it, Mags gave you it and even admitted it on this forum. If we meet again, show us what ya got.