Guild Wars 2

Uhhh. well you lost a 2.6k supplied SM with having some good tags in the map
queued eternal and got wiped for a good 30 mins to take back your castle

We fail so much bro. done for the night, teach Ebay eternal commanders how to command

Faux Sheaux.6179:

I read that as “showing off my cute butt” for some reason. I honestly didn’t have a response until I corrected myself.

Its ok i was exactly just like you, But then i took an arrow to the knee

Score Update AKA showing off my cute Bolt

OK .. THERE

http://gyazo.com/78117a493a8c006e77daacd4ec0555cb

Ebay 40 ratings away from T4
I dont know how this terrible system works but It seems hitting the 3rd somehow works on getting blue and green more ratings, however.

AR wont fall to t6 coz DH arent that good to gain enough points
BP wont fall coz Ebay already tried for weeks of focusing BP
Ebay Might move if they “somehow” managed to get 40 ratings
Ebay Wont move no matter what if SBI fixed their ratings

But if a miracle happend and Ebay moved up this week
I cant imagine what im going to do to SBI once they drop

“buying 100 golems”

Jinks.2057:

Kalkz.5297:

another boring week for all servers in this tier

#KALKZISNTHAPPY2013

Well now if ya didn’t pull a double team things would be different this week or next.

Blame yourself

Really ? .

BR alliance starting up again. all commanders read BR MOTD

another boring week for all servers in this tier

#KALKZISNTHAPPY2013

Straegen.2938:

I am still not sure why EBay believes they have more skill than everyone else in T5. They do excel at zerging in T5, but get rolled in T4 and have zero chance in T3. Are T4+ servers more skillful? Maybe I should transfer back to T3 so I would have more skill.

RyuDragnier.9476:

Kalkz, I blame the lack of strategy and skill for BP on you. Why? Because well…you ARE BP apparently~

As for Kalkz… he fights well, he leads from the front, knows when to toggle the commander flag and keeps going despite the odds. There are a lot of forum warriors around here, but at least he has the WvW stats to be knowledgeable on the subject and a value to a server in the game.

They’re saying that because they apparently teaching pugs in Ebay schools about Kalkz

Kalkz : an Evil creature came from the darkness and sold his soul to the devil and he gave him the ugly shield in return and an Army of 100 Golems
Kalkz must be destroyed, Targetted, Hunted, throw rams at his/her dead body
Kalkz Guild Bounty is only available in Ehmry Bay between all Gw2 servers, I was playing wvw then the game glitched or something happend idk they summoned in a field and i was surrounded by 50+ Ebay.

Come on Ebay, Im trying to make the game more interesting for you
Admit it, without me you would have never made a night crew, and once u came to t5 anyone could have capped any of your keeps with few Rams and 10 people, now it takes some golems and 20ish

And this is what i get in return, trash talk me 24/7 >_<
If you’re going to leave this tier soon i know you will miss me …….
Also Evilzara is terrible at commanding and she order zergs to jump off cliffs

RyuDragnier.9476:

testpig.5018:

based on spvp… Anvil Rock has the most skilled players from this match up.

AR skill > Ebay skill.

However, ebay is a zerg server with 4 zerg guilds holding it together. Ebay is just winning due to population. No skill required.

You’re correct that AR’s skill may be greater than EBay’s skill. However, we’re not just winning due to numbers, we’re winning due to the fact that BP’s strategy is pretty bad, and more than a few of their players don’t have anywhere near the skill both Ebay players and AR players have…plus AR doesn’t have the numbers BP and EB have (this would change the server power significantly).

I’ll outright say it…BP is the weakest link in the skill and strategy department, and are seemingly only making ground due to numbers. Imagine what would happen if AR got a lot more numbers…they’d probably wipe the floor with BP easily and we’d have a REAL fight on our hands since the odds here would change significantly.

I vote for this to be the T5 Post of the year

never laughed like this before

Brando.1374:

Kalkz.5297:

Outman us more please ?

isn’t your “alliance” supposed to help with that?

It seems 2 Servers cant match 1 server numbers

the cool story is. you’re still in this tier, and barely moving up ratings

Plus im pretty sure BP and AR are enjoying the new PVE update so much
i knew this was going to happen. i swear i knew lol

IT shows what you made of Bro ^

Numbers, Numbers, Outmanned, Numbers Numbers

lol

Outman us more please ?

Mr -K the guy your replying to is a worthless troll, not worth any time lol

- BP K

PaLeRiDeR.5908:

Kalkz.5297:

Keyboard fighters

stop trying to break the alliance between us and AR. because u wont break it.
No one is following orders lol ?
and lapdogs ? seriously ?
BP & AR Are now like 2 guilds working together, and umad because you know things wont be easy for you
& from all this crying we know … BP & AR made the right choice

Sorry, busy talking to the other server that can fight, dont you have citadel camping to do?

Oh i do, When there’s a server outman 2 other servers and crying about us teaming up

I cant feel more sorry for you lol

And this proves that we need to teamup harder. lol dafaq ?

Keyboard fighters

stop trying to break the alliance between us and AR. because u wont break it.
No one is following orders lol ?
and lapdogs ? seriously ?
BP & AR Are now like 2 guilds working together, and umad because you know things wont be easy for you
& from all this crying we know … BP & AR made the right choice

PaLeRiDeR.5908:

Kalkz.5297:

WvW Right NOW ::::

25 Ehmry in Eternal
20 Ehmry in Ebay BL
25 Ehmry & Sekz in AR BL

========

20 Total BP all around
25 Total AR all Around

I ported between all maps and counted

How you’re not in Tier 4 yet ? oh Wait …. lol

Oh, so you counted. Seems legit.

Add on that 20+ Ebay hitting BP Bay right now.

for gods sake how many people do u have in wvw ? how you’re not destroying this tier

WvW Right NOW ::::

25 Ehmry in Eternal
20 Ehmry in Ebay BL
25 Ehmry & Sekz in AR BL

========

20 Total BP all around
25 Total AR all Around

I ported between all maps and counted

How you’re not in Tier 4 yet ? oh Wait …. lol

AR BL Full green and a wp ?

Dont worry. we got your back bros

p.s i Just found my new little sis. so adorable

No >_____<

Drezdan.3685:

Kalkz.5297:

LAD Infinitum.1675:

Kalkz.5297:

llkoolaid.8204:

Kalkz.5297:

God I LOVED this Reply, it shuts down the terrible people who thinks themselves GODS. lmfao

Straegen.2938:

EBay has lost in T5 to BP. When their numbers don’t show up, EBay is beatable in this tier. They also talk a lot of smack for a server unable to dominate enough to move up and stay there.

Lets keep in mind both AR and BP moved UP from T6 while EBay are T4 rejects. I don’t like getting into the skill discussion but finding crap EBay players has never been a challenge. Ebay has some very good fighters it is just a shame that their mouths tend to make it difficult to praise them.

- a T4 d00d

p.s : Obama ftw

Ebay may be beatable in this tier, but you haven’t been able to do it for what 9 weeks now?

You’re right Kalkz, Straegen seems really mad in this post. And Obama ftl…

But we’re beating Ebay Bro.

-Borlis Rock

With all due respect, Kalkz, I think it is unfair to say that we are beating EBay. As Faux and others have mentioned, the picture is more complex than that. Based upon the screenshot from MOS that you attached, the conclusion we can make is that AR and BP are doing a better job of exceeding their expected performance with respect to our past weeks’ outcomes.

Great job to one and all. Unless I am mistaken, I think we are all generally having much more fun with the current match-up dynamic, and I hope it continues

With zero respect, 1 week ago i stayed away from ebay all the time and made peace with goldiy, didnt go for any of your keeps, didnt give u any troubles really, just to support your server to move up a tier & make them realize they are so bad comparing to tier 4.
BUT. What we gained off it ?
-ebay moves +9 ratings. 100 more to go … Cool
-ultimate trolling has been increased by ebay forum warriors by 200% (archer and predblah are ahead of them)
-my name has been mentioned in your forums from what i heard “a cowered” ?
-Not putting any efforts to move up a tier, u needed to burn yourselves with daily guilds rides since your pugs are terrible and the only good thing in your server is the Four guilds

So, i said .. Screw it. Time to do a call for Borlis Rock and make this tier a better & fun place for all 3 servers, you are NOT leaving this tier. None of us is leaving

In other words, Lets enjoy 2 more months of borlis rock vs ebay. Dont put hopes on Anet, trust me just dont

What Cupkalkz really meant to say was. He realized after reset night that if he didn’t do something quickly BP was gonna drop to T6. So he made a pact with AR to double team EBay. AR fell for it and now they are the ones that will be red next week if this continues. Eventually AR will wake up and realize Cupkalkz plan and then you will hear Cupkalkz, and Testpig complaining how AR never hits EBay. Its ok though the only thing this is doing is giving us on EBay more bags and troll material.

You are such a fail, coz borlis rock was formed and ready before reset night lol

LAD Infinitum.1675:

Kalkz.5297:

llkoolaid.8204:

Kalkz.5297:

God I LOVED this Reply, it shuts down the terrible people who thinks themselves GODS. lmfao

Straegen.2938:

EBay has lost in T5 to BP. When their numbers don’t show up, EBay is beatable in this tier. They also talk a lot of smack for a server unable to dominate enough to move up and stay there.

Lets keep in mind both AR and BP moved UP from T6 while EBay are T4 rejects. I don’t like getting into the skill discussion but finding crap EBay players has never been a challenge. Ebay has some very good fighters it is just a shame that their mouths tend to make it difficult to praise them.

- a T4 d00d

p.s : Obama ftw

Ebay may be beatable in this tier, but you haven’t been able to do it for what 9 weeks now?

You’re right Kalkz, Straegen seems really mad in this post. And Obama ftl…

But we’re beating Ebay Bro.

-Borlis Rock

With all due respect, Kalkz, I think it is unfair to say that we are beating EBay. As Faux and others have mentioned, the picture is more complex than that. Based upon the screenshot from MOS that you attached, the conclusion we can make is that AR and BP are doing a better job of exceeding their expected performance with respect to our past weeks’ outcomes.

Great job to one and all. Unless I am mistaken, I think we are all generally having much more fun with the current match-up dynamic, and I hope it continues

With zero respect, 1 week ago i stayed away from ebay all the time and made peace with goldiy, didnt go for any of your keeps, didnt give u any troubles really, just to support your server to move up a tier & make them realize they are so bad comparing to tier 4.
BUT. What we gained off it ?
-ebay moves +9 ratings. 100 more to go … Cool
-ultimate trolling has been increased by ebay forum warriors by 200% (archer and predblah are ahead of them)
-my name has been mentioned in your forums from what i heard “a cowered” ?
-Not putting any efforts to move up a tier, u needed to burn yourselves with daily guilds rides since your pugs are terrible and the only good thing in your server is the Four guilds

So, i said .. Screw it. Time to do a call for Borlis Rock and make this tier a better & fun place for all 3 servers, you are NOT leaving this tier. None of us is leaving

In other words, Lets enjoy 2 more months of borlis rock vs ebay. Dont put hopes on Anet, trust me just dont

We dont care, just telling you we’re winning in ratings. just throwing it there

Edit : wait. i might care, because all u care about is ratings so u can move up

Troll level : 99991

llkoolaid.8204:

Kalkz.5297:

God I LOVED this Reply, it shuts down the terrible people who thinks themselves GODS. lmfao

Straegen.2938:

EBay has lost in T5 to BP. When their numbers don’t show up, EBay is beatable in this tier. They also talk a lot of smack for a server unable to dominate enough to move up and stay there.

Lets keep in mind both AR and BP moved UP from T6 while EBay are T4 rejects. I don’t like getting into the skill discussion but finding crap EBay players has never been a challenge. Ebay has some very good fighters it is just a shame that their mouths tend to make it difficult to praise them.

- a T4 d00d

p.s : Obama ftw

Ebay may be beatable in this tier, but you haven’t been able to do it for what 9 weeks now?

You’re right Kalkz, Straegen seems really mad in this post. And Obama ftl…

But we’re beating Ebay Bro.

-Borlis Rock

God I LOVED this Reply, it shuts down the terrible people who thinks themselves GODS. lmfao

Straegen.2938:

EBay has lost in T5 to BP. When their numbers don’t show up, EBay is beatable in this tier. They also talk a lot of smack for a server unable to dominate enough to move up and stay there.

Lets keep in mind both AR and BP moved UP from T6 while EBay are T4 rejects. I don’t like getting into the skill discussion but finding crap EBay players has never been a challenge. Ebay has some very good fighters it is just a shame that their mouths tend to make it difficult to praise them.

- a T4 d00d

p.s : Obama ftw

Lies kodiack, ebay wins at that time zone coz they are skillful and better players :o

ChapDev.7650:

Kalkz.5297:

After we just lost Ebay hills

i can confirm

BP and AR are going to hell because of this update. incoming another 600+ screenshot of ebay

Is that a reference to the traps?

In which case you started that when you set a trap down outside Hills I just took my response in the extreme and set a trap every time I could to be spiteful. :P

no, talking about numbers, u will see what i mean when u see the outmanned buff on BP & AR in eternal 24/7
before the update i had 30 people ready to come if i called them for help, after the update. 27 of the 30 are in that silly cove

After we just lost Ebay hills

i can confirm

BP and AR are going to hell because of this update. incoming another 600+ screenshot of ebay

Evilzara.6378:

RyuDragnier.9476:

Darek.1836:

EB confirmed is as most a. hole server in the game. Far beating out even the former black gate! I congratulate you guys! What do you plan to do with this enormous blowout of how much you can pound your chest and use “skill”?

To be honest, it’s a very small minority that do that on the forums, Darek. Because if we were to base all servers on their forum warriors, then BP could be declared worse due to Kalkz and Evilzara, and AR could have been declared worse for quite a while due to CHAR. Every server has its forum warriors, you just learn to ignore them and play the game.

I am a forum troll lol. That’s like saying Kalkz is somewhat of a decent person.

Zara is jealous because Kalkz gets all the glory he wants in BP

I want the orbs back so i can steal them from ehmry bay and make them scream.

please bring the orbs back lol

KnattyDreads.1856:

Kalkz.5297:

Jinks.2057:

Kalkz.5297:

LMFAO AT EBAY “we are winning by skills, not numbers”

Says the outmanned buff in eternal for kittening 24/7 hours to your queues, and your guilds “FTF – PK – GH – Sekz” that drops AT LEAST 20ish on their rides while BP and AR only have their pugs to handle your guilds and queues. No, dream on. Your not winning by skills, not even close to skills, not even half of T4 servers skills. Ebay will get destroyed in tier 4 IF they reached it. Facts…

Nope its pure skills.

You are forgetting that AR+BP numbers are greater than our own.
I know its maddening that we’re beating the double team but

We’re just better….

No your not better, not at all lol

We are better, on so many levels that’s whats laughable. And having to fight your pathetic tower huggers and overtly poor skilled players is slowly sucking the life out of me. Your vast numbers of bads are actually dulling my skill set.

Please get better.

1.You’re a T4 Loser
2. You outman us
3. you’re terrible
4. You outman us
5. you’re terrible
6. You’re a T4 Loser

Jinks.2057:

Kalkz.5297:

LMFAO AT EBAY “we are winning by skills, not numbers”

Says the outmanned buff in eternal for kittening 24/7 hours to your queues, and your guilds “FTF – PK – GH – Sekz” that drops AT LEAST 20ish on their rides while BP and AR only have their pugs to handle your guilds and queues. No, dream on. Your not winning by skills, not even close to skills, not even half of T4 servers skills. Ebay will get destroyed in tier 4 IF they reached it. Facts…

Nope its pure skills.

You are forgetting that AR+BP numbers are greater than our own.
I know its maddening that we’re beating the double team but

We’re just better….

No your not better, not at all lol

Kalkz.5297:

To ebay forum warriors

Kalkz.5297:

LMFAO AT EBAY “we are winning by skills, not numbers”

Says the outmanned buff in eternal for kittening 24/7 to your queues, and your guilds “FTF – PK – GH – Sekz” that drops AT LEAST 20ish on their rides while BP and AR only have their pugs to handle your guilds and queues. No, dream on. Your not winning by skills, not even close to skills, not even half of T4 servers skills. Ebay will get destroyed in tier 4 IF they reached it. Facts…

Come at me bros

No one came at me to fight, im disappointed, Kalkz wins

To ebay forum warriors

Kalkz.5297:

LMFAO AT EBAY “we are winning by skills, not numbers”

Says the outmanned buff in eternal for kittening 24/7 to your queues, and your guilds “FTF – PK – GH – Sekz” that drops AT LEAST 20ish on their rides while BP and AR only have their pugs to handle your guilds and queues. No, dream on. Your not winning by skills, not even close to skills, not even half of T4 servers skills. Ebay will get destroyed in tier 4 IF they reached it. Facts…

Come at me bros

LMFAO AT EBAY “we are winning by skills, not numbers”

Says the outmanned buff in eternal for kittening 24/7 hours to your queues, and your guilds “FTF – PK – GH – Sekz” that drops AT LEAST 20ish on their rides while BP and AR only have their pugs to handle your guilds and queues. No, dream on. Your not winning by skills, not even close to skills, not even half of T4 servers skills. Ebay will get destroyed in tier 4 IF they reached it. Facts…

Tetra Bug.7134:

Kalkz.5297:

@ekleenex

Sekz in NSP : A nice guild full of skillful and respectful players than i used to run & joke around with them all the time
Sekz in Ebay : full nerds and virgins & trash talkers & forum warriors who cant sleep in their beds until they tell mommy how good they are in guild wars 2 and how WFD is bad.

Ebay ruined Sekz, people like you ruined the best guild in Ebay, please leave . lol

The [rekz] dudes are friendly if you actually talk to them in game. The trash talking they do should be a motivation instead of something to whine about. If you get handled, admit it and try and figure out why.

A group of 10 or so of us [Crit] guys got into a fight outside Ehmry’s bay that was really pretty kitten tough, Ebay had people coming out of bay and we fought them outnumbered and were killing them but they were able to waypoint right back into bay. There were a bunch of [Rekz] dudes in the fight, and after a few waves of Ebay we finally got whittled down. So what does [Rekz] do? Wait for us outside the spawn and ask for some 4v4 and 5v5 and the like. We had some friendly fights (that made it clear we need to work on building our 5 man groups and working on those tactics) and even ran CoF with one of them.

They’re just having fun like we’re all trying to. Stop taking this game so seriously and unrustle those jimmies. I’m willing to bet [Rekz] ([Sekz] then) would have poked fun at EBay and AR guilds the same way they do now if they were the size they are now when they were on NSP.

And don’t pretend you don’t talk trash about the people you wipe in teamspeak. It’s a part of anything competitive don’t be such babies about it.

No

If you’re enjoying your game by calling other people bad in a GAME
. u should jump off the bridge and end your life. lol

smh nerds

ekleenex.1654:

Kalkz.5297:

@ekleenex

Sekz in NSP : A nice guild full of skillful and respectful players than i used to run & joke around with them all the time
Sekz in Ebay : full nerds and virgins & trash talkers & forum warriors who cant sleep in their beds until they tell mommy how good they are in guild wars 2 and how WFD is bad.

Ebay ruined Sekz, people like you ruined the best guild in Ebay, please leave . lol

I speak for myself. I’m not like you kittenz, I don’t claim to speak for an entire server. I think your noticing a difference now because before when we ran small man we never really got a chance to play against your bigger guilds, but now that I can it’s apparent how absolutely terrible they are. I’m sorry. I hope you feel somewhat decent though with two servers behind your back, you couldn’t rally your own queue to get anything done you need two full queues to accomplish anything, it’s actually a lot of fun this week good job buddy.

EDIT: Sup Oozo! We miss you guys. <3

stop crying, just stop. lol

Kodiack.2783:

Proof that this “alliance” isn’t working. I use quotes because there is no alliance. Just an agreement between a few guilds and their commanders.

btw, taken at 10am CST.

Dont worry bro, we got your back

-K . Borlis Rock

@ekleenex

Sekz in NSP : A nice guild full of skillful and respectful players than i used to run & joke around with them all the time
Sekz in Ebay : full nerds and virgins & trash talkers & forum warriors who cant sleep in their beds until they tell mommy how good they are in guild wars 2 and how WFD is bad.

Ebay ruined Sekz, people like you ruined the best guild in Ebay, please leave . lol

I love how ebay CARE so much about whos from BP/AR dropping a tier and whos getting 2nd/3rd, instead of focusing on moving up a tier their hatred on BP and most of them are "obsessed " with Focusing BP to make us drop a tier is totally blinding them
The Q is, do u guys think When BP drops a tier it will solve your problems and move up a tier ? Lol
This is the main reason why your still in this tier, believe it or not, your staying here for not less than a month or 2 unless Anet fixes this

- Borlis Rock

llkoolaid.8204:

Kalkz.5297:

Good job so far Borlis Rock.

keep it up

You mean good job AR. That’s the only reason your having any success…

Oh yea AR, enjoy THIRD this week.

No. BP is coming 3rd, wanna bet ?

Good job so far Borlis Rock.

keep it up

KStudios.2850:

Scorey scorey score!

PVD much ?

God i hate trebbing i never sat on a treb for more than 10 mins
actually feel sorry for all those trebbers who sit on trebs for hours, especially those ebay trebbers in eternal, once upon a time there was a kalkz in eternal around 1pm server time i saw an FTF guy sitting on a treb trebbing our fortified DG tower, i went off for 4 hours, came back to see a BP zerg Running supply to repair DG, i asked whats going on and a guy said “they have been trebbing DG for a good couple hours and I’ve been fixing the wall alone most of the time by running supply from camp”
I went to counter treb the treb and i SAW THE SAME FTF GUY. HE HAS BEEN TREBBING DG FOR 4 kittenING HOURS

I really didnt know how to react. what is he going to do if we took out his lovely treb, is he going to build a new one and keep trebbin for another 4 hours ? To make this guy rest in peace i gave up on the tower, i respected his efforts, however. I took the tower back and full upgraded it in 1 hour. Lol

ChapDev.7650:

Evilzara.6378:

LOL!

https://forum-en.gw2archive.eu/forum/pvp/wuvwuv/Ehmry-Bay-100-Completion

Omg, please Ehmry, I still think there’s more people who should know of your accomplishment. BP has gotten +695 twice before (not in this tier) and we never told the world like you guys. We may have posted screenies couple times in the thread but never new threads. God you guys are so hypocritical.

Please Zara I can understand this has probably annoyed some people on AR and BP or in the theme of this thread “Rustled some Jimmies?” but remember not everyone in Ehmry shares the same opinion as a single post on the forums just as not everyone in BP shares Kalkz opinions and not everyone in AR whoever is there most vocal forum member.

Besides as I read in that thread it is his first post I believe on these forums.

You’re wrong

BP is Kalkz. Kalkz is BP

Kalkz’s Pass

Borlis Rock Ftw

Good job AR & BP

doublehappy.3621:

695 Go Ebay! – some great fights last night. Looking forward to this week.

Hahahaha!

and that forum warrior says. You dont outman both of BP and AR

the fact we gave you more than a hard time in Ebay BL because all of the 3 servers had equal numbers is nuff said.

goodluck and i hope u get out of this kittening tier asap

Noice.8730:

Did you guys noticed something? AR and BP weren’t able to take any of our keeps this week o.o I’m not too sure though…

I took your lowlands in eternal today

lol i feel ya …………

^ i like this guy, he always finds his way though the keyboard to troll, no matter what the comment is, somehow he just does, i like your talent.

No offence to whoever did it brother, i never throwed 10 golems under oil, lol