Guild Wars 2

Every now and then i enter a path sellers lfg and say they should be ashamed of themselves. Then exit the group.

Every time i see a staff ele i force myself not to vote kick it from a dungeon, instead i grind my teeth and watch it how he/she spams fireballs with no attument switch ever and then die max range from all of us. Then i don’t res him/her the whole run because f you start using dodge and stop checking your facebook.

I do the same from above when a necro is in a group. Or a ranger. Because max range-spamming 1 rocks.

I change my armor’s apperance way to often. Sometimes weekly.

After i flushed 200gold in mystic forge and only got a few pearl exotics i quit playing for 2 months.

I like like world completion it relaxes me.

I strongly resent people who ping precursor drops on world boss event. I’m jelous besause in 2 years of playing the most expensive item that dropped to me is a hammer worth 20 gold.

I like running fractals even tho i know i’m going to get a uninfused ring on lvl 50.

Once i vote kicked afk-er on the phone after being afk for 10 min because i wanted to finish asuran fractal because Mentalist was on in 30 min on tv and i wanted to watch it.

Because they are ugly and impractical and if somebody is wearing them in front of me when i do jp-s i alt tab and check my fb untill they go away. Sometimes i whish there is friendly fire ingame so i can push them off and yell while they fall: WELL HOW ARE YOUR WINGS WORKING OUT NOW?

If i wanted flappy wings in my face while doing stuff i would steal my neighbours chicken and tape it to my forefead.

I couldn’t help but laugh and laugh. And then laugh some more.

|Laughs in european|

Cedric Ambidexter.9174:

But I just sat back in horror as I watched a level 15 icebrood elemental in a low-level region remove half my health in a few seconds..

see, this is why he took half of your health, you are supposed to fight it not sit in horror.

Good luck and soft wood log? Maybe unsatisfied ex……

Upon doing my 6th world completion i came across some ornery crabs like i allways do. There is a little fun fact about them, they tend to threaten as you pass by and if you emote threaten at them they become hermit crabs

So idea poped in my head, why not make it an achievent with funny title like
Threaten 100 ornery crabs, title: crab bully

Oh look “lets enable every lazy noob with little money to run high lvl fractals because all those people who maxed their fractal lvl’s are dumb loool now carry me” post.

This will not happen, but let’s say that it does. I foresee lfg’s like : AR buff =kick.

DoomKnightMax.6592:

dance move has become an icon in pop culture

Here’s the thing. Sometimes game achievement is just a game achievement not a covered up agenda to promote drinking. If you relate a in game fantasy stuff to your real life you will have a bad time and maybe it’s time for you to be kitten somewhere else. News flash, everyone has their own problems irl, no need to drag them into fantasy game where plants have breasts and you can turn into a chair with a potion. Be a mature adult not a special delicate snowflake.

And as i mentioned before, i created this thread for fun ingame stuff confessions,not build/weapon elitism disscusions. There are plenty of those allready.

No they don’t. Everywhere means me included, and that’s a lie since my most expensive drop was worth 20 gold in 2 years.

Yesterday while doing daily fractals i did 20 something, cliffside. In my party there were charr and norn wearing chicken wings. As i was carrying hammer those two were constantly running inside my char which caused 3 falls with hammer and two missdodged traps since i didn’t see kitten in front of me.

I told them to hide those ugly flapping things or at least run a few meters behind or in front of me. I didn’t insult them just told them how i feel because after third time running in the air stream or missing the ledge you kind of get a little angry. I was not insulting them. I just told them how things are. Now, somebody can say i’m an elitist piece of kitten because of that because it seems everyone now are delicate little flowers and you can’t say anything to anyone because you’ll be labled as toxic.

Please, seperate constructive critic and being toxic.

Same goes for raids. You have a group of 10 people that have to coordinate in order to not wipe for 3 hours. If you want to be that person who is the reason for wiping over and over in any group content because you can’t take or listen to any criticism, then mmos aren’t your thing. God forbid you listen and improve your gameplay. Better qq on the forums about it.

If i res somebody and they don’t say ty, i follow them around and stand an inch away from behind untill they wp away.

I still have a marsh frog in my bank from the quest to put them in the juicer i collected when i was lvl 12 on my main.

My favourite thing in the game is wintersday and everything about it.

I have 100% map on 4 characters, and cringed everytime i had to complete black citidel, its a freakin iron maze and everything looks the same and usually get lost cca 10-12 times.

Sometimes when i’m feeling down i put on fairy tail soundtrack and do a full world boss killing spree and feel ever so epic.

Also when i’m feeling down i do a few pvp matches and feel like a pro.

Every female human mesmer and elementalist looks the same to me because they all have t3 cultural and i think its bland.

I think staff selection is really bad (skin wise).

Rng hates me for 2. something years in this game, i doubt it will magicly start to work now in my favour. I’m gonna save myself from more disapointments.

And if they declared the expansion is free, people would still find something to complain about. And they all lived hapilly ever after.

To answer the thread: no. No they can’t.

Sometimes when i do something bad ingame and feel awful i go to quaggan kindergarten and swim with little ones ’till i feel batter.

edit: also: i once transmuted 2 armor sets to look the same, one was zerk, one was soliders and joined the most elitists party on lfg fractals lvl 50 who required meta zerk, i pinged zerk one but wore soliders. None of those pros noticed i run soliders.

So it’s unfair because people who played this game 4 and a half years have 3 “exclusive” items and 3 titles more then you, a rather new player?
Maybe anet should strip seasonal AP content and all other content they worked through the years, and also remove all the, now not obtainable AP’s from players who are also AP hunters and busted their behinds to get them just for sole purpuse to satisfy you, a rather new player.

The entitlement is strong within you young padawan

ProtoGunner.4953:

I also bought gems for several thousand €.

Wow. Just…wow.

1. You didn’t check if they are guildies
2. You don’t kick people who dc-ed especially if you are the pug.
3. They were guildies probbably so you ate the kick instead.

can you dye any other back item ingame? no. Why would wings be exception? What you see is what you get, don’t qq about it, they implemented a preview button for a reason.

getting to legendary is not skill based, it’s about how long can you endure before you stick a pen in you eye while laughing maniclly.

Usually if i’m in a stubborn french group (it’s allways french who refuse to talk in english) who refuses to talk in english and talk among themselves in french even if i say “in english please”, i start talking in croatian and from that point on will not say another word in english whole run.

How about people stop being special snowflakes and stop pushing their religion/sexual orientation/something else onto other people ingame? If you are gay/lesbian/transgender/atheist/christian/boy/girl what does it matter? Why is it so important to let everyone ingame to know that? Does that improve your gameplay? Or anything ingame related? Isn’t that true purpose of these people shouting it’s their right to be treated equal? So ironic.

You can allways shout your preferences in map chat if you so desperatly want to be different and equal and let everybody know that. See how that goes.

LunarNacht.8913:

People are annoyed by everything, so my hint to these people would be to keep calm and go to sleep, you will find nothing that annoys you about others while you sleep.

Stop focusing on other people and stop blaming others when you fail. Really, I have heard people couldn’t concentrate because something was written in chat at the moment or because a mini pet was walking behind someone. WTF?!

^this. “I wiped because i find your mini jack-a-lop insulting to my eyes and/or religion”

I find talking backpack cute. Whoever wants to wear it, go ahead.

No and no. This is not wow let’s keep it that way.

I had the same reaction when i found little progeny hiding bunch of rabbits used for experiments and little charr cub hiding his strawberry patch

Yeah, put the kids in the most toxic place ingame, that will teach em allright.
“Curses while gliding lesson 1 is now in session!”

But this also explains some players i came across in unranked. Hmm.

This thread is a complete joke.

JustTrogdor.7892:

Aside from the image with a person with their face in their elbow pit I’m not really sure what dab means. Is there some meaning to placing your face in the elbow pit? Label me old I guess.

I’m 24 and i have no idea what this dab is. I think this is another thing cool kids do when out clubbing? Or playing soccer? Or…? I have no idea i only dab when i spill something on the carpet.

people will be people

Once upon a time it was a cloudy day and i decided to do some pvp. I was still learning and i decided to do a few spvp. As the timer was counting down, a certain ranger joined and asked a gold from each player or we lose.

We refused and talked asking among ourselves is this reportable? Sadly it wasn’t.

As we played the same ranger danced on our corpses and made fun of us all the time. We lost.

I screenshoted him.

Around a year later i joined a tpvp party and as we entered i noticed on the oposite party that same ranger that blackmailed us.

I didn’t say anything to my party but in my head the mortal combat theme song was playing and it was on. It was mortal combat on.

During the match the ranger kept picking on me not knowing that we previously met. I was playing my ele and owned him every single time then jumped on his corpse untill he ported. He whispered me few times and cursed at me.

We were around 100 points ahead of them then i whispered him: hi! Remember me? He said no then cursed again.

Then i said… give me one gold and i will leave you alone

He stopped whispering me and i didn’t see him the rest of the fight

Agreed. People quickly forget about effort and time that this people put into it. I also have a feeling that people think they all earn 6 figure paychecks while scratching their private parts.

Also people forget it’s their own free will to buy the product or not to buy the product.

Or orrrrr, here is a fun idea. Play for fun not grind. Masterys are going to happen eventually.

So… You won’t join premade groups, nor create your own lfg and that resulted your little rant here because there isn’t the third solution. It’s hard to please you eh?

Noone said you need to lead the group if you create lfg, just make clear in lfg description what you want. It’s that easy really.

as a veteran player his thread saddens me a lot.

I know, long ago i made peace with the fact i will never get a precursor drop nor any drop i want and i have to buy everything from tp. Eh.

Edit: since your post kind of says that precursors are flying everywhere, if someone has a spare precursor i’ll be more then happy to take care of it and make it into beautiful shiny.

When i tought this stupidity wouldn’t reach gaming forum…. boy was i wrong.

I have a feeling that even before your downed state skill bar appears you press 2 in frenzy. That results in mist form. When you press mist form, combat log says you heal yourself to full health because you tehnicaly are not downed, but after 3sec of mist form you get to down state again reciving full dmg (the amount of health you have). Like danikat wrote.

Once while selling stuff in la tp someone whispered me telling me she’s a girl and needs gold for a precursor. I asked which one? she said spark. Then i asked how much gold does she need? I have 15 gold is that enough??? Whispering stopped.

For shame, my mini snowman doesn’t have any legs, so insensitive.

You have to make an effort to earn something in game whaaaaaat?

Can’t wait to suffer in fractals to farm for this.

No because he needs to see your dissapointment when throwing 400 gold worth of swords each and every try and getting nothing.

Have you tried to un-check it from the list of chat channels?

Painbow.6059:

The average run takes 25* minutes (for 50) in an experienced organised group with good synergy, a lot slower in less organised groups however (40-50 min and 45 ish+ for average pug).

again this guy with his 25 minutes on lvl 50.

in that wintersday mystery box that you can buy for 100 gems i got the mini snowman who when he follows me makes the boing-boing-boing sound love it.

Um…that only works if you and your party is on different overflow on the same map.