Guild Wars 2

Been a fun week of learning more of the things. Thanks for playing with Fun, Maguuma and Dragonbrand. Ignore the score, you’re both amazing.

Enjoyed tonight. Everyone just wanted to have all our stuff. Maguuma built all the trebs and flew kites in our halls. A champ rampaged through our camp. Dragonbrand made frog armies happen and threw lots of big parties in the castle.

Hope we can do it again some time.

Laii.2780:

PAGamer.4072:

Kiltor.9362:

I like cookies. and i dont like to share.

Awwww.

Not even for a giant freak fish?

Or even a freak giant chicken??? ; A ;

Sorry, Laii. Don’t think it’s working. They’re still pigging down on all our cookies!

Gonna have to toss the fish in the air to entice them.

Did it work? They’re totally gonna fight over freak fish now, right? Yeah?

Go go, fishy fish! Go get it!

Kiltor.9362:

I like cookies. and i dont like to share.

Awwww.

Not even for a giant freak fish?

Blackgate and Sanctum of Rall must really like cookies. They never wanna share.

Thanks for the fun match, everyone. I really liked this one. Stopped PvE things special to play.

Really like this thread, too. Everyone’s being nice and having fun. Hope Jade Quarry comes back to steal our cookies again soon!

Azure Prower.8701:

Darn. What ever happened to Tarnished Coast? They used to be cool until all these non-RPer wannabes band wagoned to their server.

I know. I’m sad, too.

Better find a yak to hug me.

dirtyoldgoat.5496:

PAGamer.4072:

Plok.6145:

Never have i seen that many players on one screen. The lag is insane… It was…

P.S. you wanna GVG, do it on TC map.

It’s Plok! Hi, Plok! And GOAT. All the GOATs! Went to GOAT night once. Brought a bag for them to eat and everything, but was like only one GOAT, so I left.

Did you know goats really like bags? Like this one time when I was at the zoo, there was these people and they was feeding a goat. But it ate their bag instead. Cause it was a goat.
…

I am not sure what this is about. (too lazy to scroll back).

But i hope this is “goat” friendly!!!

Think it’s goat friendly. They keep eating the bags, so they must like the bags. Am okay with feeding them more. Keeps them away from my bags full of stuff.

Cause I don’t want them to eat my stuff. I like my stuff.

And I like goats. Even dirty goats. Smashy will throw water on your head if you want. Then you won’t be all stinky anymore. She likes to help our animal friends.

And lift stuff.

Plok.6145:

Never have i seen that many players on one screen. The lag is insane… It was…

P.S. you wanna GVG, do it on TC map.

It’s Plok! Hi, Plok! And GOAT. All the GOATs! Went to GOAT night once. Brought a bag for them to eat and everything, but was like only one GOAT, so I left.

Did you know goats really like bags? Like this one time when I was at the zoo, there was these people and they was feeding a goat. But it ate their bag instead. Cause it was a goat.

You know, you should totally GvG Fun. Bring all the GOATs. Could stomp Fun into the ground. Would be amazing.

Probably a lot of work just to beat me up. But if you’re ever bored, I’m usually in the TCBL. Running around. Doing stuff. Possibly dying.

With my new hammer! For my new warrior.

Elwyn Smash!

Hello, warrior people and not warrior but still here anyway people.

Before we was all done punching each other in the faces, our Sad War Bard entered the war torn worlds to spread peace and love. Even wrote a story about it. It has pictures and everything!

Think she did a good job. Maybe not at spreading peace. Cause really. Why would you use a hammer? But it was fun. Thanks for playing with us!

Hope everyone likes the next match better. Maybe there will be more yaks in it. Parading.

Cause everyone loves a parade. Unless you’re a quaggan. A cute, adorable, evil evil quaggan.

chezzybear.2458:

Heres some funny clips from the quaggan parade. CD side.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5WWHDYiEEU

not sure why the quality goes from good to bad. sorry

Thanks for sharing that with us, Chezzybear. Glad CD had as much fun as we did!

Posted lots of pictures from the yak parade and wrote about it. Thank you, everyone, for helping to make it amazing!

Xaivia.5723:

Goodbye my TC friends.

That was so sad! We couldn’t stop crying. (T_T)

Grieve.1432:

TC, you are so cruel for killing such sweet and innocent creatures.

So sorry! We couldn’t stop them! If only you had just turned back! (T_T)

Nikked.7365:

Thanks for the fun, TC! We had a great time, and hope you did too.

Cheers,
Jacked Jackal

It was amazing! Thanks for playing with us!

Know some of you maybe won’t miss us, but I’m glad we shared this night. Thanks for coming together to make it happen.

urak.4863:

Be careful of this guy!

PS. if we ever fight TC again (and we just might because nothing can stop the death star) I’m going to troll the dolyak parade so hard!

He said it more than once (in his post history) so be careful :P

Would it help if I said we really aren’t worth 3 points per kill?

Oh and it’s all unofficial. Might only be Fun there. All two of us. So, he might not get the revenge he’s looking for.

Think the Yak Queen said it best.

Grieve.1432:

Anyways, when and where is Dolyak Parade going to take place? I promise I won’t crash the party.

Oh, and unless the Dolyak Parade conflicts there will be a planned fight night Thursday night at 6pm Server Time. The map is tbd.

By request! Or cause we wanna do it, Fun’s gonna host an unofficial doly parade! Got it scheduled and it’s got a countdown and everything!

Amazing.

This is the stuff if you don’t wanna see our neat timer:

Date: 6/20/2013 (Tomo—-Today!)
Time: 10 PM EST
Map: Crystal Desert Borderland
Place: Hero’s Lodge Skill Challenge (Back of that south camp thingy)
Contact: Meeeeeeee!

Just gonna run around the map. Become other stuff or not and shoot fireworks!

Stuff you might wanna bring:

Fireworks!

Ruminant Tonic!

Money! To repair your armor.

Huygens.4075:

Jayne.9251:

Oh wow, Tony Soprano died.

http://www.cbc.ca/news/arts/story/2013/06/19/james-gandolfini-obit.html

Obligatory “Did he drop any loot?”

http://instantrimshot.com/

In other news, Tarnished Coast had its first Fun Tower tonight!

Did you know that arrow carts can fly now? And so can I!

Bunny! Bunnies everywhere!

I saw a bunny. He was cute and fluffy. Had a little cotton tail. Saw him wiggle his nose, too.

Stopped to scratch his ears.

Was a Bunny. Bunny. Bunny!

A WvW Bunny! And he loves me. <3

ykyk.2740:

PAGamer.4072:

Sovereign.1093:

I just feel TC has a lot to improve upon on.

You’re right. We need more war posters.

Like this one.

I’m not sure what to think about this.

It has cookies though! ^_^

Well, we’re the Zombie Coast. The zombies gotta all defend it.

How about this one? Sorry it doesn’t have cookies. But it does have explosions!

Sovereign.1093:

I just feel TC has a lot to improve upon on.

You’re right. We need more war posters.

Like this one.

Hi, warrior people and friends of warrior people who maybe aren’t all warrior but are helping anyway! Sad has finally decided to do fighting things.

Thank you, SoS, for making our Sad Tower cry and fall over all defeated. It was a lot of work to keep supporting it and pet all its yak friends. Think yaks are really cute, but they make so many people all mad and I gotta get defendy.

Was in our homelands getting all outnumbered and stomped on the face. But it was fun, too! Hope everyone keeps playing with us!

Gonna try to remember my fireworks next time.

Oh, and thanks for all honoring Phantom, our departed defender friend and leader, with a shame ram. No, he’s not all dead, he just left.

We built one, too, in the Sad Tower. Does that make it a Sad Shame Ram? Cause it sure looked sad. Made me sad.

At last, I’m all back in WvW! As scheduled. It’s been like forever.

And no, I totally didn’t move that schedule like 1,000 times. Totally meant to come back tonight…I mean…this morning?

Thanks for the big welcome, Sanctum of Rall! So excited to be fighting the greatest server in the whole world!

Was defending all the things from the things. No one can defend like I do.

We’re so gonna win.

Mich.3981:

Awesome fights TC and FA!! Went into this match-up not knowing what to expect, but when we can match the numbers, the fights are epic! Glad to be here, and thanks for having us!

Oh my gosh! It’s the best commander from Borlis Pass! Former commander? I mean, commander that used to command on…it’s Mich! Ranger Mich!

Hi, Mich!

Are you here to steal my cookies? Cause you shouldn’t try to steal my cookies!

After being all away for like forever, I’m gonna be Fun again tomorrow and defend them. As a zombie on the Zombie Coast! Got it all scheduled and everything.

For the cookies! And the dapper garnished toast.

Because it’s amazing.

Hope to see you out there! Doing stuff.

Yes! Please, please, please make it all open again, game master people! Please?

It’ll make us all happy and stuff.

style.6173:

This has been an incredibly disappointing week. We have a new match-up and yet participation seems to be down.

1. TC hello? Anyone there?
2. The new update makes the action move along too slowly. An unkillable NPC and an OP arrow cart. Looks like the most exciting part of the week is the Dolyak parade.
3. TC hello? Anyone there yet?

Sorry! I dunno where everyone went. But we had our Dolyak Parade! It was small and short and the other worlds decided we was dailies, but we was still all festive!

I hope the other worlds join us next time. We can be all happy together just petting dolyaks and shooting fireworks!

Come on! It’d be amazing.

Chaba.5410:

It’s just that nothing actually happens pushing other buttons under lag. Wait, we playing the same game yes?

Of course!

I think. Do you frantically hit 6 a lot? Cause I frantically hit 6 a lot and run all around freaking out. And if I’m on fire, too, then I’m all F2, F2, F2, End, End, End, hit all the keys!

Is it that game? Cause that’s what I’m playing.

Chaba.5410:

Wow, you took that drunk ol’ asura engineer waaaaaay too seriously. Besides, everyone knows where there’s skill lag from zergs meeting, there’s really only #1.

Why would anyone just hit 1? I like to push all the buttons! Wish I had some levers, too. I’d pull them all!

Should totally install some levers.

Dear Super Amazing Dragonbranders,

I am sorry we tried to take your candy from hills tonight. We didn’t realize you were hiding it in our homelands until everyone who lives in your world came outside to stomp our faces.

If we manage to take it next time, I promise to save some for all of you! But only if everyone stops chasing me to steal the cookies from my pack! I know we got the best cookies, but those are all mine!

Okay, I might have my Naked Chef Rat make some for anyone who’s all nice and stops invading our world. Yeah? We should all totally just go pet dolyaks together!

Thanks, Norgy, but I think BP will be okay without me.

Lots of amazing places. Thanks so much to everyone for sharing. Think Tarnished Coast is gonna meet me first.

Awww. I just saw a grand bunny crossing.

Oh, sorry.

I’m gonna be posting stuff and might even do things. Then maybe we can be all friends? Think it’s gonna be amazing.

Thanks, Le Rooster. I’ve read a lot of nice things about Tarnished Coast, but I’ll look at Sea of Sorrows, too.

I’m pretty open to all the different battle things. I like to run around in groups, wander around by myself, or defend a Fun Tower. Last night, I spent lots of time shooting its Fun Cannon at people. Sometimes it’s nice not to get punched in the face.

Mostly I just want a place that has fun and maybe enjoys talking about stuff. I even use pictures. Starting to even make videos, but those take longer cause they’re all hard.

tiramisu.8706:

Hi, Elwyn. Sekz here. We’re fighting your server right now. I’ve seen your tag a couple times.

Yeah, I’ve seen Sekz all over in WvW. Don’t think I’ll ever get tired of making jokes about that name, either.

tiramisu.8706:

If I see you on the battlefield, I will hunt you down. You will die and I will cry. I will cry because I will be saddened by the fact that I could not introduce to you some cute male suitors.

I had no idea Sekz had such an aggressive dating service. How do I opt out of it? Actually, I’m not scared. I’m sure Varlen will protect me.

illutian.7630:

:O

Is our lil Elly leaving the nest? Seems like just yesterday ‘she’ was running around setting fire to stuff. …they grow up so fast.

Yeah, I’m sure ‘he’ is gonna miss staring at my jewels.

Oh, I noticed the…um…shouts at borlis.org. Was that you, illutian? Why do I get the feeling it was you? Please don’t answer that!

Walabone.6713:

Bye, Elwyn! Hope you find a fun new home!

Thanks, Walabone. I had a lot of fun playing with WAR. Hope if I have to fight you guys, I’ll have a cannon on a really big wall. You’re all pretty hardcore and I’m all delicate.

If anyone else wants to share, I’m still gonna be thinking about stuff. Thanks to everyone who’s been all helpful!

Thank you for all the nice replies, everyone! I really appreciate the help. These sound like a lot of nice homes, too.

And I didn’t know that about TeamSpeak. Thanks for making me smarter.

Oh, and it’s okay to not be super trebby. I really enjoy shooting cannons, too. It’s pretty funny when people are all rolling around in front of them. I dunno what they’re trying to do, but they usually end up exploding eventually.

Doesn’t happen a lot, but it happens more than it should.

Sorry, all off topic. Or am I?

If anyone else wants to talk about their world, my pigtail power could still be yours. Or maybe you could even convince someone who’s better at explosions to visit? Maybe.

Thank you for taking me all serious, Lieutenant Mc Muffin. I wanna think really hard about this. WvW is lots of fun, but I need to like my world to wanna help it.

I’ve heard other people talking about how amazing Tarnished Coast is, too. Might need to look at them. Anyone from that world wanna say stuff?

Wouldn’t mind knowing more about Foostivoo Destroyer of Worlds, too. What’s that do? It sounds pretty neat.

Yes, but does it have trebs? I like trebs.

And where is this world anyway? Don’t think it needs my help, and I wanna make sure I don’t go.

Thanks.

Hey, I remember fighting you guys. Was a lot of fun.

Thinking about leaving my world and joining another. I’m all NA and everything, too.

Wanna know more about the Dragonbrand community. What Straegen said is nice a start.

Straegen.2938:

Good commanders, great people and a fantastic community.

Does the community have a home outside the game? A place where everyone can talk about what happened and might happen?

Kind of like to tell tales about what we’re all doing. Have fun with it. Does Dragonbrand like that stuff? Maybe even do it, too?

Is it a place where I could become amazing again? Yeah? Maybe?

I’m all waiting to hear more.

Hi, everyone. I love WvW and I’m thinking about leaving my world, Borlis Pass.

Anyone on any of the other worlds wanna share what it’s like being all there? Not looking to join any guilds, but I like playing with everyone. Been training in all the professions to learn all their secrets. My elementalist, guardian, and thief are all grown up.

I like places that are fun and talky. I WvW for the community and like to help everyone. So, a place with an active community website where we can have fun would really be neat.

Even if no one wants me, it’d still be fun to hear what everyone’s like. So, let’s share.

Yeah. I’ll start. Why not? Borlis Pass has a community website, borlis.org, and they talk about stuff there. Kind of. Strategy stuff’s all secret and only leader people can see it.

Use TeamSpeak for being all organized in the battles. And some of the guilds actually use it. Still working on that. Kind of like Vent better, but I’ve heard a lot of people love Mumble? Never used it.

Not really any funny WvW guilds. Got some that like to smash faces. Another that likes to defend stuff and grump at people for not helping enough. Lots that are great at assaults. Can be funny just exploding stuff.

Lots of people like them. Pretty sure lots hate them, too. I always admired their determination. Or was it stubborness? They can be really stubborn.

So, yeah. Anyone wanna brag about your world? And yeah, Borlis Pass can still brag about us, too. It’s okay.

Lots of nice advice, but would you like a perspective from another new guild?

Actually, we’re not all that new. And I’m all Guild Wars 2 veterany with lots of friends on my home server.

But yeah, here’s what I say. If you wanna do your own thing, just do it and don’t worry about being all tiny. You got two active members that are all friends? You’ve already got an amazing thing. I made my guild after leaving a larger one, cause it was all wrong for me.

But I didn’t start it to get all big. I started it to make a place for my bestest friend and I to goof around in. And we was gonna make a treasure trove and fill it with garbage. Just cause.

I later tried a few other guilds cause my friend stopped playing. But it didn’t work either. So, I just did my guild all alone. Upgraded stuff an was gonna be all part of the server community warring in WvW. Then I got my friend to come back and decided we’d try recruiting for the first time.

That’s when I found out recruiting’s a horrible thing. I had a billion friends, but they was all in guilds already. We still got a few new members, but just as many joined and left without even playing with us.

So, yeah, don’t worry about recruiting all fast. I stopped the active recruiting thing. It’s not worth bothering. Just play and meet people. It’ll grow and it’ll be good people that way.

Got a new member today who’s the best friend ever and gonna try playing with another who’s all interested in us. We are pretty amazing and all.

And yeah, being all small doesn’t bother us. I made a ton of alliances with larger guilds and they help us do stuff. Maybe we’ll get more active at recruiting after we do more guild upgrades.

Just started building Art of War Level 3. Gonna start guild missions next week and that’ll make us all fancy really fast. We’re small, but it’s dedication that matters more than numbers.

And maybe good friends. Make lots. It’ll make it all even more magical.

Best wishes in whatever you do.

Windmoor.9834:

Not to interested in building another guild. I’ve had very hard feelings about where I am right now, and how I got here.

I’m sorry to hear you had problems, but I wasn’t asking for help building my guild. Was asking if you wanted to look at the guilds of Borlis Pass.

You don’t gotta. But it might be fun.

My guild’s all small and new. I doubt you’d wanna join us. But would you be interested in WvWing with Borlis Pass? I like to join forces with the WvWing guilds of our home and see how they all play.

I get in their voice chat and into the parties and help them. Maybe you’d like to join us? It’s not just me anymore. I got another WvWer. He always ran solo, too.

Maybe you could find a home with us? I haven’t gotten to play with them all, but I’m working on it.

Might be something someone on another server might wanna do, too, if you got a preferred one to try. Of course, if you just like small groups, EDGE might be worth meeting.

Feel free to message me if you wanna know more or just visit our community to talk to them at http://borlis.og.

Yay! A profile! I love character profiles.

But I’m not here to post mine. I made an amazing recruitment poster for my guild. My guild’s called Fun. So, it’s a Fun poster.

I don’t even care if it gets anyone to join. I’m just sharing because it’s hilarious!

Dark Night.5601:

1 word….obnoxious

One word. Mean.

[Fun]‘s a new guild on Borlis Pass. Third of Five transferred to our home cause we had lots of fun together and he’d like to see us grow and have more fun together.

xCaMeRz, I doubt we’d actually be what you’re looking for. It sounds like you want an established guild. We’re still growing. But if you’re looking to come to Borlis Pass, we could certainly help you find something. We have a lot of amazing alliances and friends.

Of course, we’d be happy to let you try Fun, if you wanna anyway. We got lots of neat stuff on our forums, including some short stories I wrote. I love WvW and am always up for a PvE adventure.

Oh, and Third of Five. You gotta use the pictures with the commercials. They totally sell it.

Allow me.

Bunny.

Bear.

I love you bunny and bear. And let’s not forget that we’re looking to make a Fun Army!

Yeah. We’re amazing.

Wow! Look at all those guilds! Did you find one yet, ColdCarnage? Think you might wanna be Fun? We got a post here and stuff.

Even got this new commercial! Enjoy!

Ever seen a big dog with stubby little legs in a sweater and started laughing?

How about those frog guys that don’t talk like frogs at all? They’re all, “Heeellllooo!” And there’s no ribbit. Pretty funny, right? I laugh every time.

Ever get the urge to sit at that polar bear’s campfire? How’d he build that anyway?

Do you often pose next to bunnies?

Do you like pink things?

If you laughed, then you might be fun and may wanna join my guild. It’s Fun! We even got a Fun place, http://funwithnakedmolerats.enjin.com. You should totally visit.

Why not give Fun a chance? We got a few newer players, too, and I’m all experienced and stuff. I’ll be hapy to help you get all big and if you outgrow us, I’ll even help you find a great new place to play!

Today we got our first member of the Fun Army, too! We’re growing!

Here’s our thread where I talk about us, if you wanna know more. But no matter what you do, I hope it’s fun!

-Elwyn

I would love it if you would be Fun with us, Elochai. We’re still kind of new and all small, but I wanna grow and get us a Fun Army for WvW! I love WvW. It’s not all I do, but it’s what I do the most.

Fun’s got alliances with some of the greatest WvW guilds on our server, and we even have an Ambasssador Rat who’s a guild leader from one of the best. He’s an amazing commander. I like to follow them around a lot and get all organized in their voice chat.

We got an ad thing on here. I’ll link it and you can click it if you wanna know more. I hope you do! I bet we could have a lotta fun together.

-Elwyn

Oh, a picture thread! I love pictures! My favorite so far is Fun’s Tricky defense of our Fun Tower.

It’s got a story, too. I like to add stories to go with the pictures! It’s in this Borlis Pass community thread.

I’m writing a fun story that I wanna share. It’s still an ongoing thing.

Elwyn’s Totally Not Made-up Story

•My Story – 01 – Out of the Dark
•My Story – 02 – Too Many Parties
•My Story – 03 – And Then There Was a Dungeon
•My Story – 04 – Enter My Shadow

If anyone likes fun, feel free to browse the Fun forums. I made a lotta less formal picture stories about my Guild Wars 2 adventures, too! I add more all the time in The Fun Place!

Ooooo…a writer? You may wanna reconsider and look at Fun.

https://forum-en.gw2archive.eu/forum/guilds/guilds/Fun-Guild-Recruiting-A-Borlis-Pass-Thing/first#post1663125

We’re on Borlis Pass. It’s a great place and even has a nice community site, http://borlis.org.

Fun may look all small and new, but I’m super active in the community. We got lots of friends that are the best at WvW, sPvP, and PvE. Fun’s pretty casual, but we’re focusing on helping new people get into the game and community.

If you end up outgrowing us or just wanna do something different, we can help you find a new home, too. We just want everyone to have fun!

Oh, and I talk a lot, too. Feel free to check out our forums or the ones at Borlis Pass to see what you’d be getting into!

-Elwyn

Home World: Tarnished Coast
Guild Name: Fun with Naked Mole Rats [Fun]
Guild Website: http://funwithnakedmolerats.enjin.com
In-Game Contact: Elwyn Eileurer
Focus: PvX, WvW Focus
Quick Notes: We’re here for fun! No repping required. Do whatever you want, and don’t be mean!

Hello.

Thank you for exploding Fun and punching us in the face all week. Pretty sure we deserved it.

I hope everyone keeps having fun.

Plok.6145:

Evilzara.6378:

Plok.6145:

Evilzara.6378:

Warlord Lu Bu.7905:

Plok.6145:

Evilzara.6378:

KwayZee.5742:

I mean WaR, ILL, SM, GOON all these guilds and outnumbering us at least 4 to 1. Yet they know where we are, when to hit, where we placed our siege. I mean at least fake it and pretend to not to know..

WaR is a small guild that just transferred from Borlis Pass to Maguuma. I doubt they would send one member to a server that is losing by a large amount to spy.

Think before you post nonsense.

Cmon Zara, we know for a fact, they still have members here.

However, this matchup was already decided the moment we transferred over to Maguuma. There’s never been any reason for anyone to spy on anyone during this matchup.

I think everyone needs to take note that WaR is one of the greatest guilds out there. Their 50+ people guild could carry an entire server and has caused the score of the current matchup. If it wasn’t for WaR, I’m sure Borlis would have been greater than or equal to Maguuma.

Frankly Zara, you say things like this even though you know the server decided not to even play this week. Don’t act like WaR carried the server, that simply is a fallacy. Multiple weeks of having guilds on BP jump on coat tails took the steam out of people. you know as well as I do, there is barely anyone out in WvW for Borlis atm. Many running xp groups, but not too much serious keep taking or fighting going on. Enjoy your ride, just Krew #2 at this point. Just one more zerg guild over there.

100% Sarcasm, by the way.

Yea, never translates well in text.

I understood it just fine. I think Plok needs to work on his funny.

saiyr.3071:

PAGamer.4072:

CrimsonHandHiro.9574:

Through Lord Flame Ram, All things are possible.

I see what you’re doing here.

You do know it’s just a pile of sticks, right?

No you are just a pile of sticks

Nuh uh!

CrimsonHandHiro.9574:

Through Lord Flame Ram, All things are possible.

I see what you’re doing here.

You do know it’s just a pile of sticks, right?

Deadlysage.5873:

This is what has happened this week after [WäR] left Borlis Pass, since some players think we don’t have tactics and were carried. Please get your facts straight before you attempt to insult us. We do wish you all the best of luck with out us, and hopefully you get better in the future.

Beautykills, in appreciation for all that you’ve done for us, I sent you a cookie!

I was sad when I heard that WäR left us, but I’m starting to become not sad. In fact, I’m really having fun exploding you guys and your toys!

And I don’t care if we’re losing. Tonight was hilarious!