Guild Wars 2

Nice fights in Fabl last night .. Had a blast Fighting CRIT , BURN, BEER, and several other guild tags . TC would be proud to have you guys an girls anytime on their side.

GWen here For a Quick Update.

Welcome back BG an SOR

Our Toasters , Coasters, Zombies , Pirates , Macs, cookies and that guy that parks our yaks near the keep have been eagerly awaiting this matchup for sometime now. Why even last night when I bravely faced 3O single handedly near the tower, When the dust settled an all those bodies an loot bags surrounded me . I knew in a instant…. The combination of herbal refreshment an beer might not have BEEN A GOOD IDEA. But those Skritt had to die. By the way I found some Car keys, a set of gloves , a pink helm and half empty keg. If anyone is missing these items , please feel free to pm me in game.

I was approached the other day By Commander Chuck Norris , he informed me that he would like to get back into combat. Though I found his offer interesting, I’ve decided that this would not be a fair Start to this matchup. For those unfamiliar with is work , I’ll quickly list some of his handy work …
1} Commander Norris once Siege Garrison, Hills and bay while standing at the mystic forge in LIONS ARCH. The Cap took less then 10 sec.

2} I once made the mistake of telling Commander Norris that we needed to Deny supplies from reaching the Garrison in order to claim it for later. So he walked over to the first yak he saw an whispered in his ear. That yak ran like kitten an for a single week not one borderland received any supplies(ours included). We later found the yaks over in COF hiding in the corner of the dungeon.

3}Commander Norris has a habit of showboating in the lake between hills an bay. He sometimes wrangles up the krait an “forces” (their word not mine)them to Pull him around the lake just so he can do some casual water skiing.

4}Commander Norris is the only one I know of that can 1 Shot A Legendary Defender.

5}While roaming the map , Commander Norris came Across a group Laying siege to a tower an over heard them shouting for a treb drop placement but had little supply to build it. Commander Norris just smiled. Picked up a small rock an threw it at the tower. The whole structure was demolished in an instance.. You an I now know the area as the Ruins.

6} When Commander Norris arrives on a map , The other 2 servers on the map suddenly Get the outmanned bonus an letter in the mail that says.“GoodLuck” best regards Anet.

7} Commander Norris does not spawn Camp.. He literally stands in your camp unharmed an Roundhouse Kicks people Back to Lion Arch as they try to portal back in. Some refer to this a Troll move on his part But have yet to see anyone not find the humor is this. I mean I would do it to if I knew I could.

Their are more examples clearly but you can see why this would not be a good time to roll out a bazooka to a knife fight. (your welcome) Just remember he’s still an option on the table so no funny business. Okay okay just a little funny business, after all , Here at RP central…. We Welcome the Insane.
Good luck to all an Keep fighting the Good fight My TC brothers an sisters .

Gwen out

CrimsonHandHiro.9574:

Strato.6714:

To the human female Mesmer who dropped the basket Clam Cake (pity magic find food) in front of our zerg on the field treb outside of Bay on MagBL.

Bravo.

We like to troll a lot on TC, and to get some trolling back was a kick. We all had a good laugh, and enjoyed the food greatly.

I think some of your guys left some stuff back in the Keep. There’s a few War Banners and Discarded Garments, we’ll just keep them in the lost and found for later.

Remember, last one out turn out the lights.

That reminds me ,, I think I left my yak keys on the shelf near the supply hut and I do believe your out of milk . If we come back however , we will be sure to stock the place for a longer visit . Oh an hold off on that pie in the fridge… it tastes like Skritt.

Hello all , Gwen here with a Quick post .

First off wanna say hello an welcome To both SOS an MAG.
This is the first time I’ve had the pleasure to face either of the 2 servers, an i’d like to say you two Represent well. Last night I got to Watch the MAG Karma Train in effect (as it was explain to me by a passing MAG thief). over in the TC garrison . Awesome job defending/ keeping us out of our garrison for so long. Our guild had a chance to take some notes on your positioning an I must say , the Armour repairs started getting insane after awhile . Truth is I had a blast fighting that losing scenario.

THE sheer numbers that you brought out would severely rival most any servers. shame we don’t see that more often . Def have my respect after last nights events , even the taunting became amusing after awhile.

And as for SOS , I feel bad for not writing down the guild tags but even u guys an girls had several romple stomp moments at our expense. Why your not in Tier 2 already is strange to me. It seem that ever person that passed us or faced us had no rank below scout . Our mixed breed of militias are always fully stocked with assaulters ,invaders an raiders.

Can’t really speak for the rest of the server , but From the standpoint of our Guild . You have our Respect. Looking forward to every battle between now and Friday .

Forgive me .. im lost on the zerging the dungeon aspect .
Just to clarify my position a little bit better, let me describe the scenario I was involved in when this suggestion became my axe to grind. Four of my fellow guildies partook in a dungeon an more or less wiped several times. I agree beyond the shadow of any doubt that all dungeons should be ruff an tuff an downright abusive to the players that attempt them (WITHIN REASON ) . The problem though is that when a player goes down in the most difficult area of the fight and the team more or less crumbles do to lack of dps/heals/common sense- All the effort is lost as the boss heals up an the waypointed team makes a demoralized climb back to the fight. to watch a fight from the downed/dead standpoint makes no sense to me nor will it ever. Now remember this argument is coming from players who are trying to play the game straight . (without the zerg effort). At the very least if this is the mechanic they choose to stand behind , Might I suggest maybe instead of a party wipe , That a timer be put in place. It could stand to reason that a countdown mechanic take affect.. Say 1 min an 30s to get back into the fight. Its still insane but i’m willin to compromise . Now can you?

Dungeons are already hard enough without the annoyance of not being able to waypoint rez while party is in combat .. enough nonsense already !

I like you fix the mystic forge to do a better drop rate on said item
I forge 28 times an receive 2 clovers ,, that’s insane. I know u take your chances with it but really .. for the average player scraping by , even you have to admit u can do better than that ,
Can I GET A WITNESS

stop messing around already an bring back the storm bows and eternal shields . Hardcore gw1 players know what I’m referring to.

Heres a suggestion… anet could simply put up a railing around the top of your spawn in location . mesmers would no longer be able to drag you off the edge with that raised section ( like some of the towers have when you want to defend from the top). Quick fix – exit portals not really needed . Just a thought.

Gwen in for a quick post

Had alot of fun with the guildies in DBbl lastnight .. Hope you guys an gals in DB didn’t think we were trolling you by building that treb on your north camp vista.
We just got a little curious to see if it were possible to contest the citadel waypoint. And a special thanks to the 5-7 Db people who came out of the north spawn camp to dance with us up on the roof. Its always good to blow off alittle burn’t out steam in WVW by doing goofy stuff like that . And if ya got a Chance to join in the NAKED RP walk to ruins .. And you know who u are .. We had a blast even after you the zerg rolled us on the bridge .. We couldn’t stop laughing .. , Youtube video soon will follow.

Just a reminder to all the WVW players .. We each represent our servers to the best of our abilitys . We do this day in an day out ,and After awhile you can’t help but get burn’t out . It truly helps to have a few silly moments. After last night i am now Honored to say i have a few new friends from FA an DB (identies withheld to protec the inocent ) Much respect to u all and please keep up the Good nature fight that you know we have within us to give. Afterall its only a game .

I wouldn’t say full que, it was really 6 mesmers.. we just cloned heavy versus your 30..honest

Hello all , Gwen with another update.

In todays news , War broke out onto all the borderlands as civil unrest riots and looting kicked up a notch. The on going diplomacy has proven ineffectual for the time being as keeps, towers an supply camps are constantly being over run by the refugees currently based in their prospective maps. Early today we had a chance to interveiw one of the Unpleasant FA Refugees in the TC borderlands . He had this to say …."GET THAT kitten CAMMERA OUTTA MY FACE ". After the onsite interview concluded , He an a few of the FA regulars killed the news team, We won’t share where we found the camera but will note that it required alot of TP to clean off lenses.

The Tarnish coast Citizens are still abit taken back due to the massive violence occuring from all sides of the map and While the Vacationing fairweather vistors are returning to their natural state of play (off in PVE land) The Milita Has once again been called in to handle all Agressors both Foreign an Domestic. The YAks Brigade assembled early this morning an have been staging training opps With Our Resident Pirate Navy that will now be patroling an controlling all lake movements. Witnesses from the Dockside reported hearing the Capt shout out "Ye be sail’N amid a Scurvy savagery, it’d be smarts of ya to keep yer langy-loving tongue w’Ere it belong, and not be sassing a Cap’N.

Blow the man down!

All Hands Hoay!

Our Translater was not on hand at the time so your guess is as good as mine. Now for a Listing of the casualties Of the skirmishes of all who have fallen so far this week…..ERm well nevermind They all Apparently rezzed. So YAY for a mircle or RUN FOR YOUR KITTEN LIVES .. THE ZOMBIE APOCALYSE HAS STARTED!!!!!!!!!!!…
..wait , what , ..,mmmmm k, im just getting word now from the station manager that this is a normal occurance so forget the run for your lives part .
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We will be Getting back to you shortly with more updates as our team in the DB Borderlands is set to return after the reset later tonight. Hopefully the the Interviews will be alittle more encouraging .. until then GOOD night an GOOOD luck

Hello all , Gwen with another update.

In todays news , War broke out onto all the borderlands as civil unrest riots and looting kicked up a notch. The on going diplomacy has proven ineffectual for the time being as keeps, towers an supply camps are constantly being over run by the refugees currently based in their prospective maps. Early today we had a chance to interveiw one of the Unpleasant FA Refugees in the TC borderlands . He had this to say …."GET THAT kitten CAMMERA OUTTA MY FACE ". After the onsite interview concluded , He an a few of the FA regulars killed the news team, We won’t share where we found the camera but will note that it required alot of TP to clean off lenses.

The Tarnish coast Citizens are still abit taken back due to the massive violence occuring from all sides of the map and While the Vacationing fairweather vistors are returning to their natural state of play (off in PVE land) The Milita Has once again been called in to handle all Agressors both Foreign an Domestic. The YAks Brigade assembled early this morning an have been staging training opps With Our Resident Pirate Navy that will now be patroling an controlling all lake movements. Witnesses from the Dockside reported hearing the Capt shout out "Ye be sail’N amid a Scurvy savagery, it’d be smarts of ya to keep yer langy-loving tongue w’Ere it belong, and not be sassing a Cap’N.

Blow the man down!

All Hands Hoay!

Our Translater was not on hand at the time so your guess is as good as mine. Now for a Listing of the casualties Of the skirmishes of all who have fallen so far this week…..ERm well nevermind They all Apparently rezzed. So YAY for a mircle or RUN FOR YOUR KITTEN LIVES .. THE ZOMBIE APOCALYSE HAS STARTED!!!!!!!!!!!…
..wait , what , ..,mmmmm k, im just getting word now from the station manager that this is a normal occurance so forget the run for your lives part .
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We will be Getting back to you shortly with more updates as our team in the DB Borderlands is set to return after the reset later tonight. Hopefully the the Interviews will be alittle more encouraging .. until then GOOD night an GOOOD luck .

Nope.. loving it very much so now .

This post confuses me . You basicly want people to do zero damage at a gate with melee weaponary, and or spell casting weaponary. Lets review a possibilty for arguements sake. Say i wanted to take a few people with me (5 or 6) to go Ninja Cliffside in the northeast borderlands ( all pros know this spot ) and lets say we have enough supply to build a 1 ram or 1 cata to break said wall or gate . Then with the aid of 5 people an 1 person manning the ram or cata pounds on the door like normal. The whole ordeal pretty much drags on for a very long time . Ram does about 3000 to 4000 a swing (between 3 an 5 seconds)and each person does about 0 to 48 per button press ( taking for granted Skills 2 3 4 5 on the skill bar Just for the time being). the process is already a painfully slow one .. and God help u if its reinforced, as most of the time for us , it already is. To take a away a Person’s personal damage from a gate would really make zero sense.

Now i get kinda where you are going with this recomendation but the reasoning behind it is shoddy at best . I’d perfer to have invul defenders manning the gates an towers and unbreachable walls for zerg forces to crash against with little to no success only because being outmanned with little to no help to hold any of these places gets old real quick . I just had to simply accept the fact that its the nature of the beast. Nothing more nothing less.
Now for the Non condensending tone thats pouring out of my keyboard …. " i feel your frustrations , Most of the Servers who lack coverage an or masses of numbers to hold their own borderlands know this irritation all too well ." But having beef with a Zerg of 40 to 80 people that can pound on a gate for a few mins with zero seige ( its not seconds having been on both ends of this kind of fight) and break thur simply can because the resistance is so miniscule that it really wouldn’t matter if you stopped their personal damage or not . (40 supply) -4 people drop 1 ram , do that 3times an they get in faster . Its as simply as that.. I would perfer they used no seige at all.. atleast that would grant the Keep ,tower owners more time to get back an defend.
but maybe only the Hardcore of whats left still playing WvW know this is true.

however… if you have a video showing only the PVdooring taking place (no siege) and the gate melting in a crazy short time , i’d love to see it . No time elaspe videos though.
Until then ,leave well enough alone an concentrate on the real Crimes of Wvw.. Im sure you know already what they are .
With respect
Gwen

VOLKON.1290:

Ethan Mccloud.3218:

mmmm I"m actually ok with this one … Works both ways .. WAY (1) “Come on Guys , we have exactly 30 seconds to breach this perimeter before we are seen…Let’s move People….” Way (2) kitten are you kidding me .. How did we just lose that tower . just capped it 4 mins ago". either way it sums up everyone one here .. I guess the real question is .. Are u dedicated enough to stand that post an sentry that tower while you army is pushing ahead or not?

We need someone to sit in Cragtop all night to make sure it doesn’t get ninja’d on us. You volunteering?

As a matter of fact.. i just left guard duty 20 mins ago. After 2 hours.. Our tower was defended with zero surprises. Proud to serve TArnishCoast Toasters. An now with an arrow cart at my disposable that does the damage it should of been doing along .. My fellow Militia can now concentrate on the objectives at hand rather then steam rolling back in a timely manner to an already breached gate.

mmmm I"m actually ok with this one … Works both ways .. WAY (1) “Come on Guys , we have exactly 30 seconds to breach this perimeter before we are seen…Let’s move People….” Way (2) “ kitten are you kidding me .. How did we just lose that tower . just capped it 4 mins ago”. either way it sums up everyone one here .. I guess the real question is .. Are u dedicated enough to stand that post an sentry that tower while you army is pushing ahead or not?

I like to throw this out there to the Devs an rebalancers of the game . I happy your on top of things an still tweaking away , but id like to toss a different complaint on the nerf bat you feel freely to swing all to often. For alot of us players out there ( mainly the broke ones ) With every swing of that nerf bat , you cost us time an money .. Time grinding away for the materials an money for the armour , trinkets, ammys an what nots to complete said builds in wvw to finally be competive.
I realise you have a job to do (somtimes too well) but i ask you to keep in mind that the people your pandering too will simply move on to other things to complain about.. the cycle will continue (see even now im complaining about it ) an all i simply want is to not waste anymore money on equipment. you can simply manufacture your own , we still have to work/grind/ for it.

JUST wanna say thank you Anet.. Finally an Arrow cart that actually Kills for a change . After defending towers for so long an watching people laugh at the damage that wasn’t happening . I will now get to see these same people no longer smile in the face of an ac barrage coming down on them. For all others bemoaning this newly added detail . I have zero sympathy for you an wish you good luck , for once in this game your going to need it .

I’ve use to do a few Ac runs as required for Legendary gear and had minimal success.
I know most people can prob do this blindfolded while eating a sandwich watching the maury povich Show while texting sports scores to friends. The rest of us average less then talented (myself included ) spent many frustrated hours working thur the scavengers , poison boss spider fields, kohlor grappling drag an kill method , an end bosses that make melee rather rediclous . For a level 40-45 dungeon.. can’t help but feel miserable of dealing with any of your dungeons.
Thats just my honest opinon coming from my Honest frustration of dealing with it .
Don’t get me wrong , not begging for easy mode .. but for a starter dungeon ..It sure feels like the gloves came off an the brass knuckles came out right from the start of the fight. The rest of the dungeons in falling order of story were just a plain kick to the nuts. The new ac run just made the dungeon even more rediclous and instead of joy have just killed any intrest of continued dungeon runs. Thank you for that .

Gwen here for a Quick install Update and then its back to WVW hiding in STonemist .

So earlier i found a Treb unattended and may or maynot have accidently hit the firing mechanism. For the owners of that two story tower over in the borderlands … My bad .. Hope i didn’t break to many windows .
Happy hunting

HEllo All Gwen with another update .

I was out in FAbl earlier this morning an came across this guy in Ruins .. If you know him , please tell him he has my …my …my , ermmmm on second thought . just leave him be ..

We need to end yak violence .. How many more faces can we pass on the road to ruins before we can admit we have a yak killing addiction .. Today we will holding YAk KILLErs Anonymous (YKA) over in the ruins . We ( the supporting few) suggest showing up as yaks to keep your identity a close garded secret . JUst ignore the fingerprinting an photograpghy occuring at the sentry .. Its just a formality. Oh an the insertion of the GPS tracking chi kitten imply a new method of keeping tabs on the most serious of offenders (like myself an fellow yak slappers) we should have this under wrapps very soon.. Have a nice day.

Gwen here back with a new update on the state of WvW.

The Quagans have decided to form a union on the count of their only pay is large pink pearls and to them don’t quite justify the nightly slaughter of their Pals. We at Tarnish Coast have entered into table talks over in the center of the lake to resolve this issue .. For now the word is that we “Have Nice Teeth” and the follow up was pretty much “Stay and Eatttt”. We have a team working on those statements as we speak/type/corespond.
The Krait have since responded with “Go Ahead , Let’em Strike, We don”t Giva D@#*."
They smell funny anyway ". End quote.
We will keep you posted in the meantime .

Now this a personal matter for a Certain Female thief From KN .. I want you to know that its over between us .. I mean we shared that YAk over in ruins And yes we farmed those onions /scallions /carrots /gold , and iron together.. But when you saw your KN family Walking up the hill and you proceded to BAckstab me …well you broke my heart(heartseeker). Then ya just left there in that down state .. But ill tell ya what hurt the most .. When you left me to go be with that FA mesmer. Man i can still see the sparks flying between ya .. He was so happy , he invited 4 of his identical brothers to hang with you .

Also want to note that thier might be a Chuck norris imposter roaming hills an Ganking folks (insert joke somewhere in here) but don’t be fooled….. It looked like Jean claude van damnnn to me wielding hair gel an a short bow . hmmm go figure .
happy killing ALL .

Keep UP the Good fight my brothers and sisters ,my Pirates and my Zombie nation friends and fellow toasters.
GWEn
Tarnish Coast Defender and Proud Serving Member of “TSF”

Gwen here for an Update .

I’d just like to throw out a Good Luck to all the servers fighting thier kittens off . Lots of great battles moving from one Borderland to the next have made many a great matchup. Even though TC has managed to hold the Green Spawn for a few weeks , we very well realise that anything can happen at any given moment to change all that we have gained. FA continues to show an awesome Presence in any Borderland our Guild has arrived in to fight for. I grow envious of your many talented players and camp flipping groups an know beyond the shadow of any doubt that all confrontations between our groups will result in a massive armour repair bill an badges to be held by all. The one thing that impresses me most is that FA is very unpredictable . That makes for an intresting time on any map.

I’d like to throw a Hats off to the KN server . NOt real sure whats taking place in your neck of the woods . I remember a more massive steamrolling group that you continued to plague us with but as of late . have not seen them as much ..Im hoping all is well an that you make a steady return to the MAssive Imposing GRoup i know your Capable of .

To my TC brothers and sisters
the zombies , toasters , eastcoasters, pirates , Milita, hardhitters, an nonQuiters…( and yes you the Jumping puzzle people). Great Job all . We continue fight hard an give back just as hard. To all the People Working round the clock to keep us where we are an in the Fight . YOU are all amazing an have my fullest Respect .

Just sayin whats in the heart , So lets continue to Rock people.
Jayne -expecting more posts from you .. that an ermmmm more Cookies .

My friend told me his grandma had died the other day .. Only response i had for him was .. “Cool , what kind of Loot did she drop”. I joined Gamers anomimus the next day .

Gwen here for a update close out.

Sorry its been awhile in posting but had pressing matters.

Just wanted to send out a hearty Thankyou to KAin and BG . You Guys an Gals are awesome . This is the first time in 2 weeks i never bother to check the scores .. Already knew the outcome but it never mattered. The Fights on all the Borderlands have been Epic . {TSF} has enjoyed ever encounter that was thrown at us . Was going to start naming All the Great Guilds that put up such an awesome Fight but feared i might leave out the ones that did alot of wrecking around the clock. You know who u are an most of us with Armour repair bills KNOW YOU TOO.

Like to send out an apology to the Bg gaurdian i danced on in the TCBL (Why you chased me from the Ruins all the way to the skitt cave ill never know . i do know that my guildie thief decided to aid me an met us in the cave to stop u. My dance was out of frustration an anger but i see now that was wrong . You were hunting and simply do what hunters do . I broke rule number 2 an danced on the body that i had no hand in killin. For that im Sorry.

Secondly to kain , In an attempt to take one of your towers on my mes, One of your vet gaurds some how knocked me thur your gate . I saw plenty of kain folks and im sure they thought i was glitching . I was so stunned that happened that better judgement left me for a few seconds an i decided to run around evadeing folks in stead of doing the honnorable thing and either die or jump over the side. Self preservation /adrenlin / an Panic played a hugh part in the lack of any real decision i made. most of you hardcore players will understand that. The good news is that no tower was flipped because of said error?glitch? or just plain freak accident. So if you were there .. thats what happened.

I am going to miss all those epic battles but rest assure we shall all meet again either in this tier or the next. Until Then i only ask that you take this Experience of great Sportsmanship and Awesome attitudes And keep spreading them Forward . The Only Difference Between TC an all other Server’s is The name only . People are what makes the difference and i’ve witness first hand that all the Servers have The people to Out shine any negativity. Deep down we all know it .
so until we meet again . ROCK ON
Gwen Out

totally agree marmaster ..

I agree completely with jayne… this spot an all the others neither help nor hinder . IF you die to someone on this spot, you have only yourself to blame for most of us in WVW already know about these areas .. My balista Receives bountiful offerings daily due to the people standing there. after all they gotta come out sometime.

I would normally agree on certain places having an unfair advantage but having use that spot a few times myself… i don’t really have many issues with it . You can only use it if your spawn waypoint is directly closes to it. (your spawn point has it closest so u can come in from the mountain side behind). I’ve stood on an outmanned map trying to defend against an onslaught of zergs from either side trying to claim an reclaim said camp. The invul spot is a cheap heal spot avail to everybody in there own perspective borderlands. I like to call it the trolling spot since its only real purpose is to greif other toons already dominating a map.

i see no need to waste dev time on it , as the camp gets flipped more times then a gymnast at a meet already. I see now this will fall on deaf ears as people simply can’t find the humor in this spot or the countless others already on the map. Unless you move to the hill an engage the person or persons standing there, the people who are pretty much in control of the camp are fairly safe themselves.. that is until a zerg pops in a reclaims.
And just a foot note you can’t claim the camp from that invul spot .. sooner or later the hill people will have to move in an attack, and if you were really smart player like the ones ive encountered the past .. u can kill peeps .. BLack gate had a few people who knew how to draw us away from that spot an kill us .. Feel free to p.m me an ill be glad to share how they did it. Besides if this is your biggest pet peave and or issue ,, then chances are your already missing the Biggiest atrocities taking place daily.

Gwen Back for a New inspired Update for the Guildies

Everytime your Yak or Sentry disappears …… It was us

Hello all

Gwen here with a new installment for this Matchup . Very happy that we remained together in this tier for a new week of EPIC fights and struggles.
I see now that the Commanders are now being thrown in the mix so i’d like to throw nomination to Rodney Dangerfield to Lead us TC’ers to Glorys Abound . Cause lets face it .. "We Get No Respect ".
Lets take a look at some examples shall we …

1) I was so depressed that we going to loose stonemist that i went to the very top to suicide off the ledge.. BG sent a priest up there to me and he said.“ON your MARK!!!”

2) I met the Kaineng surgeon general – he offered me a cigarette

3)I’m at the skill level now that if i want to duel …I choose to Face 2 on 1.. That way once he kills me , he’ll have someone to chat with.
4)At level twenty a man is full of fight and hope. He wants to reform the world verse world. When he is level seventy he still wants to reform the world, but he knows he can’t.(am i wrong ??)
5)ONe day -Anet aproached me to be the Poster child …. For how NOT to play WVW…
i get no repsect i tell ya
6)The other night a Thief took off his mask and made me wear it.

7)I went to the Zerg Gaurdian because I’d swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My Zerg Gaurdian told me to have a few drinks and get some rest.
8)5.It’s been a rough day. I logged in this morning, put my armour on and a button fell off. I picked up my hammer and the handle came off. I’m afraid to go to the bathroom.
9)7.I could tell my Guildies hated me. My WvW lake weapons were a toaster and radio.
10)11.My character creation is so ugly that ANET had morning sickness…..AFTER I was Spawn in at the WAypoint.
11)12.I remember the time that I was kidnapped by BG and they sent my severed head back to my Guild . They said They wanted more proof.
12)18.With my old Guild I got no respect. I asked Them, “How can I make an impact in World verse world?”They told me to run off a cliff.

And that Concludes My CAse Arguement for Rodney as Our TC Commander

GWen out
and good luck all this upcoming week.

Hello all , Gwen here with a new update

Friends, TC, BG, and Kain…..

Tonight’s specials include
1)Soup and Skritt Sandwiches (have had word they taste like Skrittt!!!).
2)Yak burgers (but made only From the finest DYing of old age YAks ).
3)Centaur icecream smoothies ( but watch out for stray hairs).
4)Trebucet/cata cookies ( warning , they tend to take out teeth upon impact)

Now for a more serious note … (NOTE!)

From the better late then never column.
A big hearty welcome to Kain for joining us Pirates,YAks,Zombies,Toasters, and apparently cookie bakers now . Heard great things aboutcha but i can declare first hand with a mounting armour repair bill that they are indeed correct .. Enjoying many battles from your core groups.

To BG, also proud to have you back . Truth be known i was pullin hard for yall to stay a Tier 1 team but in all honesty… Was really missing the ICoa tag.. Your LOOT bags drop Premium Stuff ,Everone of you guys must be rich cause those drops seriously reflect it . Sadly all i ever get from Kain is 1 copper and a rock of coal ( which is funny since i havent seen coal since GW1).. So a BIG WELCOME BACK .

Couple of things i need to remind everyone on. O.H.S.A has once again requested a demostration for propper Arrowcart use . I’ve stated many times in the past that one day..“Someone will get an Eye shot out”. Well these words came true 3 lord rooms ago. Rest in Peace Johnny One leg , Tc bl defender of the {Owww} Guild. you will be missed.. well just until you run back to us from the spawn point.

We will cover Trebs next week , mostly do to the still frowned upon “Poop in the bag” launch.. it’s only funny till you get hit …then all bets are off .

Until then , this is GWen reminding you to have a HAPPY VALEN/SINGLE?MARRIED time’s DAY.

Gwen here on what may be a last update.
(not sure yet)

Just wanted to thank all of SOR for some pretty decent matches. Hope yall continue to grow an become stronger daily cause after all , Thats what WvW is mostly about. Making a Case to strive for the top position should be everyones goal in this Game. Tier one all the way down to the basement.. if your not fighting the good fight to advance your team/guild/server… then you just might be taking up a valuable spot from someone else who will.

I’ve spent many hours/days fighting that good fight and for a time now have grown dishearten. 2000 plus badges/2 armour invaders sets an trinkets plus enough achievements to choke a yak an with each passing day .. the scenery is still the same .
Zerg this /arrowcart placment here , take camp …retake camp. meteor shower treb , build cata, defend cata, capture tower, defend tower , lose tower , retake supply camp, retake tower , zerg left , zerg right , zerg off the cliff , grab supply , destroy cannon , destroy oil , cuss the guy/girl using up all your supplies , chase thiefs, avoid glass cannons, get surprised by latest glitch, 1v1,1v10,1v50,kill that yak, avoid jp due to campers. Many can relate to this an for those who can’t , i pray that feb brings somthing different. I’m just so burnt out over the grind .

SBI , really wish i could of seen the team that wreck an rolled Tier one .. im sure it would of been a joy to see . Heart goes out to ya , and im proud of the many who stayed strong thought the whole ordeal. You that remained have my respect (for what its worth ).

For Sor . I never once complained about your numbers , i on the flipside of that coin was very impressed by your hiring skills. The Military Could learn a thing or two from ya on that. You Came , You saw , You grew , And you now have the tools an people that will take you the next level .. Who could really be angry by that . Thats the whole point of WVW . Working your way to a dominate position and fighting like kitten to hold it. anyone who thinks dif is kidding themselves.(or maybe ive lost touch).

For My Brothers an Sisters of Tarnish COast, My Pirates an my Zombies ..
i’ve had the pleasure of being apart of one of the coolest servers ever to exist in the history of mankind (My opinion so give me a break) I watched Us grow from begining to now .. RP is never been more alive an the talents that we have working around the clock in these 4 wvw maps just impresses the Kitten out of me. cept for the ocasional outburst of discontent(and believe me i feel that from time to time as well). I’ve ran with every group imagine .. chased behind every commander that brandish that shiny Blue dorita an and rumplestomp every yak thats been eyeing me way to much. You guys an girls have continued to be that Awesome TOAST i respect overall .

Good luck to all

Gwen out…..

GWEN here for a new update for us TC folks

Just recieved word that will be expecting some new arrivals from area guilds an locations abound. These are in no paticular order but have come to buffer our numbers so let me introduce our new members.

1.) The Fellowship of the ring – frodo is the commander (strange but true
2.) Charlies angels – (charlie will be in vent giving his usual instructions )
3.) The Ghosts from Lord of the Rings 3 -(turns out they got really bored and decide to roll some alts).
4. The entire cast of 90120- ( Who really knows how many there were ).
5. Chuck norris – (this being our ace in the hole , will be reclaiming EB on his own .nuff said.)
6.Jean cluade Van kitten – (he’s just a Hole , but hey we don’t refuse extra hands on deck).
7.The remaining members of the Bad news Bears >(Baseball is over so they really are bored.)
8. INsyc and backstreet boys -(being that their careers are pretty much dead, they are all Rolling Necros to hammer out that point perfectly.)
9.Menlo and cynn – Apparently they were not done with all that well place agroe in GW1 that they decided to bring here in GW2.
10.THE ENTIRE WWE (since all those wrestlers like to RP anyway .. they decided to come to TC and do it on a much larger scale) John cena was reported as saying “ARRRRRRRR , you can’t see me ARRRRRRRRRRRRRR”.

There were quite a bit more but for now i was sworn to seceracy as they want to introduce themselves later in game in the form of a BAlista to the face.

That is all for now
FOR THE TOAST

Jayne.9251:

Usagi.4835:

Do you like our rocks? Score update!

lol best one yet!

*cheer

Speaking of cheer .. where’s Gwen? Gwen m’dear you’re slacking on my happy quota for this thread .. chop, chop.

Gwen .. was just a bit tied up ..

while this post was being issued .. i marched on stonemist an invaded the sentrys standing guard. Then i found my spare set of keys to the back door an made my way to the fridge…. YOU ARE NOW OUT OF MILK AND EGGS.. I started to solo cap it an destroy all within .. but then dragonkitten came on the tv an lost intrest in owning that castle . Besides the upkeep to that place is too expensive.. i’d rather rent Cliffside for a few days .

TO that skrit that keeps callin me on the stolen cell phone ..ima take that shiny piece an shove it straight up your yak . Just left arah an noticed a 40 man zerg headed for a supply yak ….i do believe you could use 20 more .. those yaks can be quite deadly ..Chuck norris trains our yaks so just be cautious .

Now on to a subject more near an dear to my heart , the continuing lack of saftey courses for the siege weapons. HOw many times have you found your self loading the treb with a sick cow and the guy firing the catapult 10 feet away from you slams a rock .. at you . This is very unaceptable. and seriously, arrowcart guy is gonna put a eye out …im tired of running back into a keep dodge rolling arrows im not sure are ours . Osha will be coming and they do hand out fines .

DBZ is almost over .. time to go storm SOR BL .. (just pick anything ) supplygarrikeeptoweryakjpbayhilllake.

“For JAYNE an FOR THE TOAST”

Gwen with and Update.

My Friends , My Countrymen, My Tarnish Coast Brothers an Sisters ,
My Zombies that rise , The Pirates that Plunder, that yak that owes me 20 bucks for the escort, That skritt that Stole my watch . (%^%7).
FEAR NOT THIS DAY , SHY NOT FROM THIS BATTLE …We proud few have arrived on this battlefield with Glory an Honor . We have shown the World on all fronts that WE , TARNISH COAST , Stand Strong …. We Stand UNITED.

The Enemy numbers may stand vast and many , But We Stand TOGETHER.
They make open war and their trumpets soundoff in the distance. The very ground tembles at their feet as they march on our Land , our Towers and Our Keep. Our very Lives Standing as though a stone bracing for the Storm of waves yet to come. We Proud few know the strengths of our Enemy well as well as thier weakness .. We’ve seen the whites of their eyes an extingished many. Our brothers that have fallen shall Rise Once more to meet you in Battle. Our FIERCE WAR CRIES shall carry us thur your rank an file. They Say Your legion shall over run us …BUT I SAY MY ARROWS AND SWORD SHALL FEAST IN YOUR SOULS. I Stare down all that opose us with a conviction that all outsiders an invaders will never truly understand. That any one Man ,Woman or Child that DEFENDS their home is Worth fifty of any who try an take take it .

Kormir Taught us that we are never alone , Turai Ossa has shown us the No Army will Stand forever but it is in what they do now that will resonate thur the ears an hearts of the world . Balthazar , god of war and fire Stands side by side with us .. His Blood flowing Violently in our Veins. The Hell and destruction that we will reign down upon thy enemys as Underworld Prepares to recieve our Bountiful Offer. Grenth Arms Wide Open . THIS DAY MY BROTHERS AND SISTERS is OUR TIME
This I Decree here an now …That
I ,GWEN WILL MEET YOU HEAD ON . I WILL ARRIVE VIOLENTLY AND I WILL NOT STOP UNTIL YOU FLEE THIS BATTLEFIELD. SHOULD I FALL , I WILL RISE .
{TSF} THE SHINING FORCE WILL BE THERE.
(should be noted that a epic soundtrack was playing in the backgound while typing this)

Well now that this match up is pretty much lopsided .. just having face down a 40 to 1 zerg with members of FEAR Cds and oh who cares laughing an dancing on my body.. im a bit disappointed in a lack of showing in sportsmanship. As a great group of organised players .. i guess i expected more respect from your end .. guess i was wrong . Good luck in tier 1

Wait id believe the Zap fell..
But ill call yer bluff on the Blacklion Key ..NOw thats an exotic that never drops ..My toon would have to Dipped in the MAGIC LAKE whereing full magic gear carrying a rabits foot , a four leaf clover an a lucky penny to even get a chance to STAND next to the GUY who would of got a BL key for a Drop.. Thats just insane .. How dare you give me and my 5000 blacklion chests hope like that .

Sarcasm for those who took this seriously.

Gwen here for another update

As of right now , i’ve been hiding in stone mist castle for the past 2 days .. While yall were defending the outer breaches .. i was busy using up all your cell phone mins and drinkin up all yer milk. Those cookies laced with (W**D) goodness were especially good. Right now im currently running circles up stairs messing with your mortars.. instead of shells they now fire toliet paper and candy (the sucky kind).

Ever wonder why your trebs are turned the wrong direction … Your welcome .. ever wonder where your archers are half the time .. well in the basement of that castle we keep a friendly game of poker going , winner gets to keep the supplys . So far their winning but hey its a start. I ’ve just spent the last 3 hours sneaking up on people firing the seige weapons and making faces at them (take that your scurvy Lot).

Wait i gotta go .. looks like Tarnish Coast is making another attemp to get in .. Time to go mess with the vets in the center room again ……………..

Ben K.6238:

We’re getting Mendon’s one way or another. If we can’t take it by force, we’ll just lose to you until we start with it.

MAn my eyes watered with real tears of laughter once i read that .. must be the best response ive seen all week .. Thank you very much for that.

Gwen here again …

I can’t believe i forgot to welcome our Guests here in Tier 2.. Here at Hotel Tarnish Coast , we like to Welcome all that grace are borders. SBI it’s an honor to have you as are Guests this week and we look forward to many many many many Skirmishes. Being relatively new to this tier ourselves , SOR has shown us some great battles.
I have and continue to have the upmost respect for all that WVW. Takes guts To Represent your server and we never take that lightly.

I’ve had the pleasure of defending against many servers. and to be perfectly honest.. Each one scares the Kitten out of me . Nothing like that Thrill of seeing 2 red dots coming at ya .. then suddenly turn into 50. ( no escaping that ).. Or that Pulse pounding that courses thur your head as you try in vain to hold off a zerg with a single arrowcart while they beat down the very protection that seperates you . The awesome feeling of watching (dead on the ground) a well organised team set up seige in locations you never would of thought of an then systematically ripp apart every thing you built or paid for. (upgrades can hurt a wallet-just saying).
BG, SOR,SBI,CD, YAKS,FA These servers have taught me much and our guild takes a piece of all your knowledge an incorporates it whenever we can.

The talents of these players seems almost limitless in such a limited enviroment, which why We enjoy the battles so much. Now time for the Shameless Plug for the Guild…
If you would Like to join us in Tarnish Coast, {TSF} The Shining Force , would love to have you. We are looking forward to having a much bigger Presence in WvW and you would be a welcomed edition . If you would like details , feel free to pm me or send me a message thur forums .
in the meantime .. HAve FUn an Lets Keep oureyes on the real enemy.. Those darn Krait
Gwen
Tarnish Coast Defender and part time chef At the Risen Chicken Cafe
located over in the ruins .

Gwen here back with a new update on the state of WvW.

The Quagans have decided to form a union on the count of their only pay is large pink pearls and to them don’t quite justify the nightly slaughter of their Pals. We at Tarnish Coast have entered into table talks over in the center of the lake to resolve this issue .. For now the word is that we “Have Nice Teeth” and the follow up was pretty much “Stay and Eatttt”. We have a team working on those statements as we speak/type/corespond.
The Krait have since responded with “Go Ahead , Let’em Strike, We don”t Giva D@#*."
They smell funny anyway ". End quote.
We will keep you posted in the meantime .

Now this a personal matter for a Certain Female thief From SOR .. I want you to know that its over between us .. I mean we shared that YAk over in ruins And yes we farmed those onions /scallions /carrots /gold , and iron together.. But when you saw your SOR family Walking up the hill and you proceded to BAckstab me …well you broke my heart(heartseeker). Then ya just left there in that down state .. But ill tell ya what hurt the most .. When you left me to go be with that SBI mesmer. Man i can still see the sparks flying between ya .. He was so happy , he invited 4 of his identical brothers to hang with you .

Keep UP the Good fight my brothers and sisters ,my Pirates and my Zombie nation friends and fellow toasters.
GWEn
Tarnish Coast Defender and Proud Serving Member of “TSF”

GWEN here again with and Additional Update…

There has been some Grumblings about some Balista’s to the mouths from the wayward seige thats firing day an night. I want to make clear to one an all that Tarnish Coast offers the best dental plan around. Our Pirate dentists combat certified can fix any missing teeth out there..
Now i know what your thinking .. "Self.. this coverage is gonna cost a fortune " . well you couldn’t be more wrong . For the LOW low low asking price of a loot bag .. this service could be yours .
Some of you i’ll bet still think that this coverage is not needed.. When will I ever need this junk …. Well ill tell you when .. Let me paint a picture … Your in your tower stradling an arrow cart , a warm chill in the air , a dry rain inbound up from the bottom of the coast… you hear a knocking at the gate .. on the other side is an angry mob awfully upset about what you called their mothers . They beat down the gates an low an behold … 18 balista arrows come flying at your face.. Extreme maybe ,..But hey ..its their mothers we are talking about here. NOW is the time For this awesome coverage . why just yesterday .. i caught 4 balistas to the face from both SOR and SBI .

Now are Pirate Dentists are standing by so get in while you can ..That will conclude this update .. In the meantime ..keep up the fight my brothers an sisters of the Toast.

GWEN
Tarnish Coast Defender and Geico representative (look for the YAK)

K just thought id provide a few updates.
The first of which im extremely proud of . I have just opened a RISEN Chicken an YAK Stand in the middle of ruins . YOu asked for it now ya got it. NOw theres no need to be fighting to get in the Door..(cause frankly there are no doors ). I have plenty of yak to serve up .. in fact the yaks just seem to show up all by them selves to be included in your meals. Only charging a copper a plate.
If you choose to get out of line .. my sentry in the isle will see to it that you are dealt with properly.. just watch his trick knee.
I will asked the trebing from either tower slow down a bit .. That cow u keep shooting in is a bit smelly an even more so over done.
The second update is as follows … Logan thackery will now be handling all seige breakouts.. As it turns out .. Commander seigerazer has just failed his first an only drugtest.. we all knew he was on steriods but now we have his pee to prove it . We can thank SOR for their valant effort to retreive it . SBI not to be left out is still hunting the stool sample. That in of itself deserves a combat badge to drop.
Update 3. is more near an dear to my heart ..The krait have decided to get more involved.. Seems that they have yet to take a single prisoner in WVW so from here on out .. they will be raiding the towers looking for a good time. I’ve explain to them that they are not the redheaded step children they claim to be . That honor goes to the Skritt .. an while we are on that note .. IF you see a Skrit at arah ..His name is BOB and the little s.o.b stole my watch an char made cell phone. (lots of metal , big buttons an screws.).
And on a last note .. To all the Rangers with pets .. TArnish coast has an ordinace for pets .. If i step in poop one more time from one of your wayward pets .. They will be my next meal at my food stand at ruins.. Fried MOA , pecan spider, apple crisp bear claw.. you get the idea. Simply put ..IF the pet drops a bomb . Trash bins will be placed in all towers to accomodate said bomb.

To my BG folk who still read the TC NEWS .. hope you guys an girls are gettin it done in tier 1 . And to the SBI who have joined us here in Tier 2. Welcome .. hope your stay here is pleasant with some moments of pain an irritation. To the rank an file of SOR.. You guys still continue to amaze me in tactics .. Head on over to the RISEN CHICKEN an YAK stand for a few slices.
GWEN
TArnished Coast Defender and Chef/Owner
of the RISEN Chicken YAK stand.
TA TA

The UNITED SERVER peace talks have come to a end . The New treaty states as follow.
1. That all Enemy Shall be dispatched according to his or her playstyle.. (unless ofcourse you are secretly working for us).
2. That all duels common an uncommon be conducted between the hours of 1am to 1:01 am an only near ledgendary defenders where they can (ahem ) refereee Fairly .
3. YAks will now be retrofitted with hazmat kits<bomb suits an a mobile TOW missle for any UNFriendly UNITS.
4. All tower upgrades will no longer come with Reinforced walls or gates( as really they seem to be useless). Instead a new upgrade will be added in the form of a Chuck Norris Clone for the same asking price of a Golem suit. we understand that this will decimate any 40 man/woman zerg teams bum rushing a keep / tower so we will offer a Jean Cluade VAn dame Clone to aid in your efforts to offset the balance. (lol who are we kidding).
5. All zergs numbering or grouping up in sizes of 5 or more shall have to pay a toll tax . these dirt roads don’t fix themselfs an all that foot tracfic will have to managed to keep that monsoon cloud of dust down whenever you storm a wall , hut ,cave ,lumbermill, walmart,bestbuy,or pizza shack.errr gettin off topic ….you get the point.
6. If you are simply mapping /capping and or POI’ing … we strongly suggest u do so naked or at least down to your skivies. Not really sure if will stop in violence that will come your way .. but im in desperate need to see somthing Funny. THat will do nicely. I might even run with ya .. we will start a movment .. WE’ll call it GUILDSTOCK 2013.
7. We’ve notice an alarming amount of bodies lying about in pretaining maps .(mostly ours ) and i must say this trend has to stop . If you kill them .. Bury them . Its bad enough they don’t have any loot but to trip over them on the way to ruins .. Thats just a pain .
8. ummm nap time ..we shall continue after i have my milk an cookies.

Gwen
Tarnish Coast Defender and current armour repair specialist.

And really thats all this thread is about .. Ive rolled with countless commanders an i’ve seen good an BAd . To MAKe This point First .. A commander i shall never BE . Comes with a Great deal of responsibility. I would much perfer A smaller Honnor Like a LT. BAdge for Flipping Camps with 6 or so. Anet if your watching .. Hint hint .And not freaking 100gold either . people be broke these days.
For those paying attention when they first logg onto a Wvw map an the first thing they see is a BLUE ICOn.. YA gotta wonder how your DAYor night is going to go. This is merely a guide to clue you in on your server .. That Poster several threads Up Who said they would follow their commander to hell an back .. NOW thats the Spirit.

For THOSE ABOUT TO ROCK we SALUTE YOU
Gwen TArnished Coast Defender

Ok ok .. I just found a contact lens over in LV.. Eyeball still attached.. I warned you about that balista .. NOw O.S.H.A and P.E.T.A (for all the yak blasting…who knew they could talk) are stepping in an handing out fines.

For the 15 to 20 Bg who Crushed me like a Mack Truck.. I never knew i was that scary . oh and before i forget .. To the 10 to 15 Bg Who let me farm that Gold Node just long enough before eating my lunch and shoving me into that locker ..I say thank you those dam rich nodes are always on your side of the map. all we get is those freaking Copper nodes .. Who the hell needs copper i mean REALLY … (sorry ranting) . Grats on the steam roll of EGBG- Until i got to tier 2 . never really seen that done before .. but i do have some complaints . First of all ..somebody not saying who < left their underwear on the floor in my room while they Held it . And i know it was BG cause it plainly said" BG" on the back side and" Wear me THursday" on the frontside.

second of all Id like to point out that while you held our keep .. YA drank all the Koolaid , ate the last YAK porkchop and now the Dam Goats pregnant .. REALLY GUYS ..REALLY …….and less we forget .. the grafitti all over ther place.. THAt call BG for a good time 976 number was priceless. I can only imagine what SOR found in their KEEP.

On a serious note .. i hope im here for the BG send off ..You guys deserve it. That tier one team coming down to us will think they have cake walk running into us. I purpose Sor an TC ( For just the First week Of there Arrival )show them ON their borderlands JUst how kitten we really Are. We shall PAint oNe side red and one Side Purple and keep it that way. Also want to Point out that we will be serving Skritter Burgers friday back at the Garrison .. A word of warning though they Taste Like Skrittt!.
GWen
TArnished Coast Defender
Gold node farmer
Yak slapper

This is your Chance to Allow others into your experience of following Commanders ..Which ones Led you to Glory and which ones led you to a Armour repair shop .(I’ve seen both sides of that coin as have we all ). Keep in mine this not a stump post to grind your axe . I simply want people to be aware of who in your borderlands know the job.
All that needs to be done is list the borderland they rep , NAme of said commander an a number rating between 1 and 100. only fitting since thats the cost of the title.
I spoke to a few about this and most point out that its a bad idea . I would agree except for one small point . 100 gold bought you the Commander Tag , it however did not buy my respect . That currency is paid in full on the Battlefield. So feel free To voice/type /respond in a way thats respectful to those involved. and remember you can Save the Lives of your fellow zergers.
See you on the Field Soldiers>

@Spartanx ..

THose darn Golems put everyone on high Alert . JUst as soon as chat line lit up with even the possibility that a golem was on the Way .. Mass Panic set in. We know all to well how quickly yall can move golems ..Heck even i started runnin for a Panic room inside hills (there is none Apparently). I know that attack in the tower was a pain in the kitten .. After having to Watch Garrison- arah(flipped a million times) astral ( the new TREB Location ) Godsword ( the true pain in kitten for anyone to defend) and of course hills ..I now have a headache the size of a mack truck watching where the puple color (sor) pops up .. OUr Sentrys and Yaks have filed Lawsuits for our inability to offer highdamage insurance. ( apparently a very violent work enviroment) . The workers at are Keeps and towers Are on Strike .. One more Treb or cata bombing to their newly refinnished Stonewalls an they Are quiting for good.

That only means instead of reineforced gates an walls .. Cliffside an longview will be made out of Straw an mud. Our Incentive to lure your guilds (SOR an BG ) over to the Coast with Candy is failing miserable. We will now Try cookies laced with dollar bills. We have a very laxed sched. Killing begins Promptly At 8 and is over by 9 .. We encourage all forms of violence against clowns . lets face it .. they are not that funny in gw2. (circus storyline for the record). All campers in the JP will be given a free pass cause if you are there. that can only mean your teamates don’t miss u very much. O.S.H.A will be by later in Garrison to Demo safetly regulations for owning an operating a treb/arrowcart/catapult/ram. that eye incident will not go unpunnished.

afterwards all are invited to a 2 drink min mixer over in Godsword.. hell Thats where everyone goes to anyway ..Gates and doors unlocked as always. Vets outside will show u in and then promptly die at your feet. That will be all for now .. See ya at the Front (who are we kidding) heavily bunkered back line.
GWen
Tarnished Coast Defender