Guild Wars 2

iAmTheDuke.6201:

Reticle… ahahahahahahahahaha

Hey hey – there’s a lot of skill in that humble bunch.

::shifty eyes::

iAmTheDuke.6201:

deathTouch.9706:

iAmTheDuke.6201:

Evalana.5480:

Chaba.5410:

Evalana,

Let’s just say that you know NERF, you know our fun and silly and non-competitive style, and you know that none of the NERF people deserved getting called kitten from some random Ark person with a cheese build just looking for duels in the match-up a few weeks back. If people want duels, a bow suffices.

I love NERF… you guys are a fun bunch of people, and I apologize if someone said something that offended you, however, you of all people know that just because a member of a guild does something that offends you, that doesn’t mean the whole guild does it!

Please use BT as a reference. I was with them for several months before they dissolved into other games. We had several trolly types within the guild – does that mean that I did it? Nope! Not at all!

Obviously 1 person represents a whole community.

Calvin does do a pretty good job of representing DB…

He is the unofficial representative of DB. Unlike this Ark random.

LOL – I’ve only been on this server for 5 weeks… I am no representative of anything!

Chaba.5410:

Evalana.5480:

Did you accept the 1v1? Cmon! You should! I mean – that’s a pretty easy 50 gold, right? Our guild being a terrible guild full of runners and all.

Evalana,

Is your guild now the same one where people join enemy parties and then talk obscenely to them then offer 50g in order to get duels? It makes me sad if you are associated with that.

LOL – Just because they may or may not, doesn’t mean that I am someone that does that. You should know that’s not my style – I much prefer to join their party and talk silliness with them, but you’ll never get a party invite from me and hear me say any negative things!

Chaba.5410:

Evalana,

Let’s just say that you know NERF, you know our fun and silly and non-competitive style, and you know that none of the NERF people deserved getting called kitten from some random Ark person with a cheese build just looking for duels in the match-up a few weeks back. If people want duels, a bow suffices.

I love NERF… you guys are a fun bunch of people, and I apologize if someone within the guild I have been a member of for a month, said something that offended you, however, you should know by now that just because a member of a guild does something that offends you, that doesn’t mean the whole guild does it! Please use BT as a reference. I was with them for several months before they dissolved into other games. We had several trolly types within the guild – does that mean that I did it? Nope! Not at all!

Legion.1569:

I recommend stepping out of the zerg once in a while just to see what you can do on your own. You might have some fun.

::sprays pepsi all over monitors::

…..Wat.

Yuna.3512:

I think I may have corpse jumped on a Maggy sore spot!!

Did you accept the 1v1? Cmon! You should! I mean – that’s a pretty easy 50 gold, right? Our guild being a terrible guild full of runners and all.

What exactly does your screenshot prove, anyway? That you have zero fashion sense and can’t put together a decent outfit to go with your Bifrost?

Legion.1569:

Huge props to ARK, you guys are really good
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at being the biggest cowards on the planet lol, idk how you guys have fun straight line running from literally every single fight where you dont outnumber people by a huge amount. There are other strategies out there besides retreat!!!

And you guys are really awesome!!!
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at calling for more help after getting wiped by 15 dudes.

Am I doing this right?

Wow – that North Camp fight on SBI borderlands was freeking fun!

dreztina.4820:

I really hope you’re trolling with posts like these.

:-P

Jereme.1840:

This week and the next seem to determine if you get in gold league. I don’t think you really want gold league, I could imagine the forums every week and the kitten fests. I myself think SoS will get that last spot in T2 and hope they do.

Rude!

Chris.3290:

Friends on Maguuma, embrace the horror that you are going to be Silver League; and that you aren’t even going to win the bracket most likely.
In fact, since your night coverage is lacking, you may have a serious challenge from IoJ in your future.

You’re an incredibly rude person, and seem to think that your dookie doesn’t stink. Well, I’m here to let you know that it reeks. Go back to your own thread, please – and thank you!

It makes me wonder, really, looking at your post history – WHY on earth were Saiyr & Jinks permabanned when you are truly worse than both of them combined.

deathTouch.9706:

Lenador.1436:

Silas.8630:

ITT:

Mag guy: SBI zergs too hard!
FA guy: Mag and SBI both zerg too hard!
SBI guy: Y’all just jealous of our zergz

keep it classy forum warriors, and remember…it’s all about perspective.

I like transfer dialog adds comic relief to the “piece” well done

A picture is worth 1,000 text boxes.

LOL that picture!!

Asudementio.8526:

Lenador.1436:

SBI im so glad you glad you guys came up bout time some replaces TC maybe even T1( yes feed the ego, grow big and strong, show them that you dont need numbers to show them yo l337 skillz)

This coming from a wagonbrander- hilarious.

He’s not a wagonbrander – He was on Dragonbrand from launch – like a lot of [EA]. Know your facts before you troll.

Lenador.1436:

this is a very fun pvf thread who knew SBI had such coverage!? Evalana still waiting on that transfer money.

You’re going to be waiting a while – I still have 3 alts not at 80 yet… :P I’ll farm with you though! ♥

Server Transfers Server Transfers Server Transfers

Can we talk about something else?

Or maybe can we get off the forums and fight their megablobs instead of kitten about them constantly?

Please? Pretty please?

We want gold league but we aren’t even properly handling SBI? I can assure you that the T1 servers are far more stacked and zergy, so get used to it.

Just get off the forums, go srs mode, and get it done.

That is all. ::hops off soapbox::

Sol.8341:

Evalana.5480:

Sol.8341:

If you want to start a matchup thread, do a proper job and put in the date in the title. Two other servers are affected in your slipshod post.

Thank you very much for your attention. I put the post up in a rush because when I zoned in, we (for some reason) on FA bl randomly spawned in the ruins and in the middle of a SBI/FA clump – it was very weird. Therefore, I forgot to put the date up – I make this error every week, and correct it rather quickly – No need to be rude!!

You need to ask your good friend shaggy about the Anet criteria of “rude”. Tip : Phone/Msg him since he’s apparently permaban ? Life has to move on now all alone. It’s not everyday you can sneakily erase an incorrect post thinking no-one saw it. If you are too busy to start a matchup post, do not worry, others will start it properly.

Thank you for correcting your mistake this time.

Why are you so angry?

You’re so cranky when you’re hungry – here – have a Snickers!

::edit:: did I just literally feed the troll?

Sol.8341:

If you want to start a matchup thread, do a proper job and put in the date in the title. Two other servers are affected in your slipshod post.

Thank you very much for your attention. I put the post up in a rush because when I zoned in, we (for some reason) on FA bl randomly spawned in the ruins and in the middle of a SBI/FA clump – it was very weird. Therefore, I forgot to put the date up – I make this error every week, and correct it rather quickly – No need to be rude!!

YES!!!

Let’s go….

What on earth did we spawn into?

Lenador.1436:

Evalana.5480:

Lenador.1436:

Evalana.5480:

SHAKA ZULU.3128:

wow transferring sure is cheap rn

SURE IS!! lol. (Lowercase lowercase lowercase)

up you’re trolling you got help fill in the gaping hole

Nah. I will actually be boycotting the official forums for a while.

but boycotting means nothing we dun have to pay gems to post, less work for "them’ if we dont post. Sigh i can tell you didn’t know how to properly radically protest when you were in college you got hit em where it hurts

Fine, lol – I won’t boycott – I’ll just see which buttons I can push before it becomes ‘my time to go’ lol

Lenador.1436:

Evalana.5480:

SHAKA ZULU.3128:

wow transferring sure is cheap rn

SURE IS!! lol. (Lowercase lowercase lowercase)

up you’re trolling you got help fill in the gaping hole

Nah. I will actually be boycotting the official forums for a while.

SHAKA ZULU.3128:

wow transferring sure is cheap rn

SURE IS!! lol. (Lowercase lowercase lowercase)

SHAKA ZULU.3128:

rip

Ily shaka.

In the immortal words of our beloved Saiyr, “Come to Maguuma.”

KStudios.2850:

Evalana.5480:

RedOwl.7496:

-a lot of crying and whining was once posted here, but I snipped the wall of text-

This is much better discussed in Maguuma forums and not on public matchup thread, just saying….

shagworth.5017:

#FreeSaiyr
#smoke420PPTerrday

I’m still shocked that SAIYR got permabanned… Like really, what did he do??

And Jinks – I’m going to miss him on the official forums a lot – he’s funny.

#freesaiyrandjinks

Wait, they banned those two? When did this happen?

….

There’s no reason to even come here anymore. =_=

Idk. It’s dumb. And GEE THANKS. =P

Player Character.9467:

Alright guys, you heard the man! Every team to the same channel! We must all talk over each other!

Let’s see who can talk the loudest!

RedOwl.7496:

-a lot of crying and whining was once posted here, but I snipped the wall of text-

This is much better discussed in Maguuma forums and not on public matchup thread, just saying….

shagworth.5017:

#FreeSaiyr
#smoke420PPTerrday

I’m still shocked that SAIYR got permabanned… Like really, what did he do??

And Jinks – I’m going to miss him on the official forums a lot – he’s funny.

#freesaiyrandjinks

iAmTheDuke.6201:

RedOwl.7496:

-snipped the QQ post again-

You forgot about “Bust-a-nut” and “Poop back and forth, forever”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQoJo81lujk

LMFAO

IBountyHunterI.4601:

Good GvG’s Ark and VR was very fun. I played kitten poor but still fun none the less.

Was lots of fun! I’ve never done a 10v10 before. You guys were great ♥ I couldn’t tell which one was you, but no worries :P. I was failing pretty hard for the majority of the night, lol. Here’s to a better today than yesterday! (If that makes any sense)

IBountyHunterI.4601:

Evalana.5480:

Bounty Hunter – my favorite Thief assassin. HOW ARE YOU!?!

Pretty good, despite being stuck on the #Dragtanic

Hows life on Maguuma?

Life on Maguuma is great! Love it

Bounty Hunter – my favorite Thief assassin. HOW ARE YOU!?!

Serebus.7314:

Player Character.9467:

Tricare.2946:

Really TG? You’re going to chase 2 poeple all the way to the windmill with 3x the numbers?

Windmill is suppose to be a safe place

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJEMiqFrhck

Hmmm… looks like we’ll have to bring ~6 people total to our 10v10 with TG to make it a fair fight…

You hurt my feeling. I am going to have my mom buy me more gems to make me feel better.

Feeling, singular? You only has one feeling? Awww and they hurt it?? ::band aid:: there, all better!! Stop hurting Bronade’s feeling.

elkirin.8534:

I saw the thread struggling to reach 10 pages and thought I would help out, nice timing on the server outage for WvW;

Fort Aspenwood 1 865.837 -29.213 5th,
Sea of Sorrows 1 782.709 +13.693 6th,
Maguuma 1 774.913 +67.605 7th.
Dragonbrand 1 698.915 -113.468 8th

Good luck

Yeah that outage was definitely convenient for SoS.

::evil glare:: How many devs do you have that play on SoS out of curiosity?

;)

Jinks.2057:

Ryan.8367:

Jinks.2057:

Ryan.8367:

Jinks.2057:

Ryan.8367:

We don’t GvG because we don’t field numbers for a GvG, hence why we 5v5’d GF instead of a full on GvG and won a majority of those anyway.

It’s ok, Jinqueeta is a horrid d/p thief who relies too heavily on the 5->2 combo. How about this, next time we duel I’ll whisper you 5->2 each time you do it while we’re dueling and we’ll count how many times I whispered you by the end of our 20 minutes duel because you disengage and reset with it way too much.

Complaining about thieves is soooo winter 2012.

Dontcha know we’ve moved onto condis and perplexity

You’ve never killed me and never have come close to killing me in duels, there’s really nothing to complain about. You’re just bad.

I actually find it amusing how much you rely on 5->2 to disengage. Since I duel Beautykills/Triggerless non-stop in PvP you’re simple compared to them.

Sorry =[

what duels are you talking about???

the chance 1v1’s that your guildies came rushing down to save you???

LOL w/e mate

The duels where you fought me for about 15 minutes and you finally gave up after not being able to kill me with your stupid kitten d/p build after you would continually pop out of stealth, get knocked down to 20% health then spam 5->2 back to safety and rinse and repeated. Turtle Puncher was there and was laughing in party chat while we dueled, not sure why you’re acting like it never happened. I was running a horrible duel build and testing stuff out too , that’s the sad part. Shrug

And if you’re talking about a 1on1 we had south of ruins, where you never got me below 90% health and some random pugs jumped in not even my guildies then you’re sadly mistaken. You jumped me and still failed to seal the deal.

Like I said, after dueling some of the best thieves on Mag in pvp just about everyday you’re a walk in the park. You’re nothing special and I’m sorry that the truth hurts so much. Just another 5->2 spammer like the rest.

O wow kid just tried to strong arm me.

I’m almost moved to tear that down in a reply, but I’ma continue fighting your guild 1v10 spamming my 5’s and 2’s

If wvw ever comes back up

Hexin.5603:

Mag’s are always fighting server. I know they would rather be up dumping on kitten servers and getting under our skin… noting the NA team roflstomped all our NA teams and we’re nothing but night cappers. kidding, they are good folks and battle hardened.

In all honesty, they likely want to GvG against guilds in t1/t2 … its about it in a nutshell.

Logging into WvW and seeing your server owns everything and the opponent is out pve’ing this week… is not fun. It’s like a thursday night from sunday——>thursday.

Precisely. ♥

kartek.6428:

it turns me on that jinks thinks im an all star

Haha can’t say it turns me on but I certainly am flattered that he thinks so highly of our guild.

Dr Acula.3496:

Evalana.5480:

How are we doing this afternoon? @ work and can’t look at the score…

Youre winning. The end.

Well yeaaah but I wanna know the ppt spread! XD

How are we doing this afternoon? @ work and can’t look at the score…

Boonprot.6274:

6. Maguuma 1 778.063 70.755 8 2

Yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss.

Oop, razgerb already posted it. Awko taco to the max.

He’s always looking out for us, that Razgerb ♥

oZii.2864:

I am in Good Fights but being in a guild doesn’t mean everyone thinks exactly the same. Messaging me ingame is childish message the person behind the computer you actually have a problem with.

::adds you to friends list:: Not because I want to troll you, but because you’re GF and you are legit my favorite guild on Ehmry.

Lenador.1436:

Evlana where is our funding to transfer DB to Mag, im tired of farming =(

Sorry we don’t pay ppl to come here, but I’d be happy to go on farming expeditions with you

RazGerb.6173:

Congrats on making it to the gold league maguuma, hope you guys stay up there.

Yes! US TOO!!!!

Jinks.2057:

Lenador.1436:

its bout time we all bandwagon to Maguuma, I sell my soul to you Evlana

I would like nothing more than Mag to become a bandwagon again

Pls no

Lenador.1436:

its bout time we all bandwagon to Maguuma, I sell my soul to you Evlana

D’awwwwwww

RazGerb.6173:

Welp its the weekdays, Bye Bye EB and DB presence. Have fun zerguuma.

Thanks for the well wishes! ♥

CrimsonHandHiro.9574:

…

what is going on

…

Oh my God, it’s like Christmas morning.

KStudios.2850:

saiyr.3071:

KStudios.2850:

Pretty lousy morning for me altogether. I actually had to take the lead for a few hours in our BL today. My sig says Substitute’s substitute commander for a reason lol. If I actually have to tag up, we be in trouble. Mag has been in our Hills for hours now and all I was able to accomplish with so few people was to get you guys to burn supply and gank the yaks trying to get in. Help never arrived though, folks eventually got discouraged, and I powered down and went back to roaming again. Everyone just wants to karma train nowadays… Ain’t nobody with the last name Togashii got time for that.

In short, I apologize to my fellows for an awful morning run, and I apologize to the currently resident Mags for not being able to come at you proper.

Are you sure you’re from Ehmry Bay? I feel like you’re missing a few dozen swear words/all caps/24/7 ultra garbage zerg comments.

Your constant megazergs are a known factor. Not much to talk about, lol. It’s about like conversing about a downpour of rain at this point. =P

Wut! Our ‘megazergs’ don’t even queue a bl most times!

7th will be a snoozefest. Magummans are working our kitten off right now to avoid it.

ParaldaWind.4523:

This thread hurts my brain.

Surprised you have one left after reading it.

electriette.8952:

BUT
SoS: 1 777.923
Maguuma: 1 766.908

omgomgomgomg
(play for ppt harder Mag )

We are pushing super hard!! ♥

Fuzzion.2504:

electriette.8952:

It’s far more entertaining than SoR and BG arguing like an old married couple…..

…whom are in a triangle relationship with JQ ,each having a secret affair

Maggumie Bears , me miss you.

Pls show no mercy on SoS so we can visit you! ♥

Thanks

I HAVE AN IDEA!

Forget RNG and pit SoS/SBI/Mag together for the matchup. Winner goes to Gold league.

Wait. Someone already said that.

Lothair.5280:

Razgerb transferring to Mag to join Ark. How about that?

We already received his application on our forums to try out for Ark. He didn’t fill out one of the questions, though, so unfortunately, he was instantly blacklisted.

KStudios.2850:

Evalana.5480:

KStudios.2850:

Evalana.5480:

KStudios.2850:

Boonprot.6274:

Oop, Ark got called non-factors. Time to disband and move back to FC :*(

If you perceive my lack of knowledge of your guild identity as an insult, perhaps. =P

Hey! I duel you occasionally. I’m in Ark – you have seen our tag :P

You were in [Krew] when last we tossed one another around, lol.

No! I dueled you after the Ark/GF GvG a few weeks ago!

Fo’rizzle? Perhaps then our last encounter was lost somewhere within the great sea of, “okay… sidestep hammer… hurts bad,” “wait out and stay facing that thief until his initiative drops and he’s forced to reset, flee, or drop…” and “did that warrior really just /resign and self-DC to avoid losing?” that has been my recent history of duels.

… Or admittedly it’s entirely possible my brain is currently addled and drunk on whatever chemicals it’s swimming in to keep me awake so long to recall accurately at present.

We should so go at it again and get re-acquainted sometime. =D

Hahahaha – I’ll never alt+f4 on you – Aaaand as a bonus, I will even send you a message if you down me going on and on about how absolutely terrible I am, and thanking you for helping me get better! :P

KStudios.2850:

Evalana.5480:

KStudios.2850:

Boonprot.6274:

Oop, Ark got called non-factors. Time to disband and move back to FC :*(

If you perceive my lack of knowledge of your guild identity as an insult, perhaps. =P

Hey! I duel you occasionally. I’m in Ark – you have seen our tag :P

You were in [Krew] when last we tossed one another around, lol.

No! I dueled you after the Ark/GF GvG a few weeks ago!

KStudios.2850:

Boonprot.6274:

Oop, Ark got called non-factors. Time to disband and move back to FC :*(

If you perceive my lack of knowledge of your guild identity as an insult, perhaps. =P

Hey! I duel you occasionally. I’m in Ark – you have seen our tag :P