Guild Wars 2

Jinks.2057:

Sup y’all as bored as me this week?

I see the Jinks worship picture has already been posted.

LOL yes, yes! Welcome back!

Paxus.6543:

Ark out and about looking for even number fights? I mean thats what I hear you guys say on here all the time but i always see you in maguuma zergs

We were on several maps tonight, trying to find a fight – mainly Eternal, fighting outnumbered, which was a lot of fun (fighting Kain, because Ebay wouldn’t come out of their towers) – and the ONE time tonight that we bump into our K-train at northwest tower on your borderland – you have to post a screenshot? lol – that’s cute!

saiyr.3071:

Most stationary roaming ever. Have fun raiding doors!!

Boonprot.6274:

Evalana.5480:

I was up til 12:30ish roaming with Saiyr, & a couple of fellow zerg dogs. Had fun! Back to srs bzns raiding tonight though! Happy I found some roaming buddies since my las buddy abandoned me for JQ. Sadface.

u cna roam wit me, gril

fight me.

Watching that Kaineng thief and Jinks go at it forever was pretty fun, lol! Very peristant he was. And the occasional crap show when several popped out of their spawn… good times!

I was up til 12:30ish roaming with Saiyr, & a couple of fellow zerg dogs. Had fun! Back to srs bzns raiding tonight though! Happy I found some roaming buddies since my last buddy abandoned me for JQ. Sadface.

Player Character.9467:

LilyLinguistic.5169:

Seal Team 6! [SEAL]
Success on Kaineng BL.

Wtf… I named it and you guys make a guild without me? </3 lily, </3

You snooze you lose.

After a lot of nagging, and a bunch of cookies, I decided to move here 3 weeks ago to vacation away from the PPT-obsessed server that I was on. I am LOVING it here, and decided to make my vacation a permanent one! Everyone here is a LOT of fun, and there is absolutely NO pressure at all to do anything outside of what you want to do! Thanks for making my welcome here a warm one

#freejinks

1 more day!!!

kerona.3465:

EFWinters.5421:

So talked to a Maguuma person, I’m going to assume this is how the whole server thinks of open field fighting.

accurate

also, ebay, come be the try hards to our slacker. we need each other.

Haha – We would win PvF – every time.

Melanion.4892:

We haven’t seen Ark at all this weekend. Which obviously means they just don’t exist. Or maybe you’re looking in the wrong place. Logic is fun.

lol – We are a figment of your imagination. Actually, we had a lot of people leave our guild to join [Hhhh] – those guys seriously jacked almost all our members…. We’re slowly dying, and it’s making us SO ANGRY.

fritanga.1623:

Comprissent.3856:

fritanga.1623:

Comprissent.3856:

EFWinters.5421:

Comprissent.3856:

EFWinters.5421:

Comprissent.3856:

We purposely avoid pugs/randoms, and you don’t even remember what BL it was? Come on, you can do better PvF than that.

There are zerglings in every BL, you can’t expect me to keep tabs on who zergs where at all times.

I only brought it up because you said EB never goes open field unless they have a map queue behind him, something I found funny because I have only ever seen Ark zerg themselves. Interestingly enough I actually saw an Ark roaming duo shortly after my first post. I chuckled when I realised they were both running perplexity engi cheese.

Did you not see our guild screenshot, it would take 3x the size of our guild to queue a map rofl

Roflmao XDXDXD hahaha.

Protip: One thing does not exclude the other.

The fault is on me though, I know I shouldn’t stick my quotes in crazy.

Except one DOES exclude the other, and unless you have screens of us zerging with pubs to double our size you’re crazy.

Should have heard your GH friends from ebay streaming last night, they thought we had 40 people in kaineng bl when we had that group of 16 hahaha. You guys need to work on your counting skills before you bring them to PvF

There was no GH raid last night. The only raid which was happening is a karma train group which is all PuGs. If you heard that, it wasn’t GH. Also, if you had to resort to stream-sniping to figure out where a large karma train is, then I suggest you learn to watch maps better. Such actions are only showing your own flaws (especially since a majority of the streamers from Ehmry run with a delay.

There’s no need to use streams to find your k train when you put up orange swords with 50 guys on the doors of all the keeps on a borderlands lol. Don’t flatter yourselves and think people would have any reason to watch a stream of a karma train live.

And yet you continue to quote things heard in streams…

Not hard to do, considering they record their streams with full audio. Doesn’t take a rocket scientist to find them, and just randomly skip through the boring parts (pretty much all of it) to hear people questioning the significance of the guild [Hhhh], or the parts where you stand on an arrowcart in a doorway calling Maguuma ‘bad’.

!

Player Character.9467:

Streams of baddies aren’t watched for intel, they’re watched for lulz.

Quoted for truth.

Gorefiend.9675:

Evalana.5480:

Gorefiend.9675:

I am now accepting donations of any amount for an industrial pacifier for the guild [Ark].

Not crying at all – just simply attempting to goad you out from behind your arrowcarts/ballista/walls to FIGHT…

Those skills you are given when you make your character? They are given to you to use in all aspects of the game, not just PvE – your 1-4 skills work great even when not equipping an arrowcart – just saying…
Pls fight us…

shhhhh shhhhh don’t worry, we should have that pacifier soon.

PLEASE HURRY!

I take ‘pacifiers’ worth no less than 1 gold a piece. Thanks!

Gorefiend.9675:

I am now accepting donations of any amount for an industrial pacifier for the guild [Ark].

Not crying at all – just simply attempting to goad you out from behind your arrowcarts/ballista/walls to FIGHT…

Those skills you are given when you make your character? They are given to you to use in all aspects of the game, not just PvE – your 1-4 skills work great even when not equipping an arrowcart – just saying…

Pls fight us…

Comprissent.3856:

EFWinters.5421:

Compbrissent.3856:

Except one DOES exclude the other

You obviously don’t even know what I’m talking about.

Compbrissent.3856:

and unless you have screens of us zerging with pubs to double our size you’re crazy.

Why would I take screenshots of a zerg? They are a dime a dozen. Furthermore, why would I sit here and lie about something like this? If you think I have some personal vendetta against Ark or that your guild mean something special to me you are mistaken. Again, I only brought it up because you, being in Ark, called EB out as zerglings.

Compbrissent.3856:

Should have heard your GH friends from ebay streaming last night, they thought we had 40 people in kaineng bl when we had that group of 16 hahaha. You guys need to work on your counting skills efore you bring them to PvF

I don’t even know anyone in GH and I certainly don’t think it would be wise to make a habit of generalizing the players of an entire server to the extent that you seem to do. If I did that then Ark, being on Maguuma, would be depicted in a much worse light than you have been so far.

I am going to generalize your server, because the only guilds that don’t zerg are HAWK and GF, and some AD

Everyone else… EVERY. ONE. ELSE. Bum rushes into the tower… and flash build AC’s and Ballista. Hawk and GF definitely get respect though – they never run away.

I will not say otherwise until you actually come out and fight us. PLEASE. Pleaaaase fight us. Prove us wrong…. I’m BEGGING YOU – please put some excitement back into this matchup. P.L.E.A.S.E…

edit: Why is it that when I was on Borlis – our matchups were much more exciting – you guys actually came out to fight… Now it’s tower hugging and siegecapping… Zzzzzz….

Boonprot.6274:

Boring matchup is boring.

………………….. Yup.

Luvpie.8350:

Although Bloodlust and Leagues are a terrible idea, Anet you are still continuing. Please do atleast one thing though and change the US leagues from 2 (12 servers) to 4 (6servers). Currently one of the biggest fears in 1st league is the top 5 servers have population that dwarfs the bottom 7. If each server is going to play each other in league atleast once that will give 4 out 7 matches to be complete blowouts and not fun at all. I am sure bottom 12 servers will experience this. The population for US wvw servers isn’t as balanced as EU and needs the servers divided into groups of 6 instead to have better matchups. These league servers below matched up with each other will give ALOT more balanced matches then dividing servers into 2 groups only.

SOR,BG,JQ,TC,DB,FA League 1
Mag,SoS,SBI,EB,CD,BP League 2
YB,KN,IoJ,DH,NS,HoD League 3
SF,GoM,ET,FC,AR,DR League 4

TLDR
Although Leagues are a dumb idea we need 4 leagues in US instead of 2 to make matchups not blowouts for atleast 50% of 7 weeks duration.

League 2 sounds boring.

wads.5730:

Evalana.5480:

GuardianOMS.8067:

ParaldaWind.4523:

A few decent fights tonight. Hope it doesn’t end when the weekend’s over.

Please tell me what it’s like to have hope and optimism like that.

LMFAOOOOOO I love the video in your signature SO much.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bh51olKe7Dw

Bahahahahah…. Anet needs to fix this XD

GuardianOMS.8067:

ParaldaWind.4523:

A few decent fights tonight. Hope it doesn’t end when the weekend’s over.

Please tell me what it’s like to have hope and optimism like that.

LMFAOOOOOO I love the video in your signature SO much.

EFWinters.5421:

Evalana.5480:

EFWinters.5421:

Comprissent.3856:

I seriously don’t know what to do with myself in this matchup

Kaineng doesn’t even put up a fight, and Ebay doesn’t go out into open field without their entire queue

It’s funny how people can have different perceptions of things! The only thing I have seen your guild doing this match up is zerg around sPvP with 30+ killing solo’s.

We have 3 people waiting in Queue, 1 person in PvE, and 17/34 online…. This is a typical night…. 30+?

How is this relevant at all?

PS. I’m not drinking.

It’s relevant because we only ever run as a guild – in our own TS.

EFWinters.5421:

Comprissent.3856:

I seriously don’t know what to do with myself in this matchup

Kaineng doesn’t even put up a fight, and Ebay doesn’t go out into open field without their entire queue

It’s funny how people can have different perceptions of things! The only thing I have seen your guild doing this match up is zerg around sPvP with 30+ killing solo’s.

We have 3 people waiting in Queue, 1 person in PvE, and 17/34 online…. This is a typical night…. 30+? That would be awesome!

PS – sPvP? Are you drinking?

Loken.9724:

I hope we get to face mag before the leagues. I can’t wait to drop 40 AC blue prints on your body and attempt to build them mid-fight

Me too! I can’t wait to pickup those 40 arrowcart blueprints that you drop because you can’t make it to my body to chuck them down ♥!

Loken.9724:

Its the ONLY word I could get through the kitten mod ban hammer.

LOL

Loken.9724:

Don’t let eva troll you. she’s a real passive aggressive wench.

Throw siege on her body after you kill her. Screen shot it.

I will love you long time.

<3

LOL Alaric! ♥ That’s the thanks I get for bumping your recruitment thread and subscribing to your youtube channel?? I see how it is!

Who in this century uses the word ‘wench’

ILY!

Last night was kind of fun.

Please more fights.

StealthSnake.9134:

kerona.3465:

wow i just have big bones

I think Saiyr is telling you to lay off the in game food.

If we don’t eat in game food, we die more fasterer. Pls don’t make our characters anorexical….

Smooth Penguin.5294:

SHAKA, how much Gold would it cost me to have you draw a penguin being shot out of a Ballista… that was just flung out of a Treb?

note – I’m not cute like Eva, so I know it won’t be cheap…

Shaka’s last drawing for me is my TS avatar still ♥

SERIOUSLY!?!??
Here’s to a week of moar arrowcarts and ballista bolts to the face…
On the bright side – YAY! ILY SHAKA ZULU <3333

Moar coverage arguments! I haven’t seen Coverage Wars since I was on and/or fighting Dragonbrand, lol

Tetra Bug.7134:

EBay is being held back by Cookies feeding other servers stacks

Should be feeding other servers COOKIES! :P

katniss.6735:

Doing spvp until people get on.

Nnnnnoooo! That’s what ‘The Man’ WANTS you to do!

eithinan.9841:

Achilles.2197:

FirstInfantry.2795:

this achilles guy must really love maguuma :O i dont think any of us goes to jq matchup forums but he always comes back here to make at least 2 posts a week, so achilles what is ur thoughts on maguuma? try n keep it pg and not make a comment on my spelling errors:P

I luff maguuma.

Besides, there’s only so many times you can read about who bought which guild and who blobbed what in the tier 1 thread.

I love Mags too but it has a case of the Eve’s. If the unthinkable happened and I needed to take refuge on a foreign shore because the peasants rose up and overthrew my Regime, Maguuma would be atop my list of locales to weather the storm of rebellion. With this I also think I could find friendly shores on TC.

JQ/SOR/BG thread always sux thats why achilles <3 mags. Plus he’s a fairweather PvFer. He only trolls the match thread hes in heavily if JQ is on top PPT.

♥ you too

Teldec V.6203:

Chris.3290:

So has EhmBay left the building or something? Other than never missing a chance to backstab any server when it’s vulnerable on EB and some great individual roamers; they’ve been a non-presence since Saturday.

Our WvW population is slowly fading away. We’ve always been a server that’s been dependent on a small group of dedicated players who provide a platform for everyone else to play around. That group has shrunk right down to just a handful know. All the old regulars have quit the game or have had enough of WvW.

Outside of prime time we are usually outmanned on all borderlands now

:-(

saiyr.3071:

Serebus.7314:

WTS [TG] from Dragonbrand

come to mag we have butts

Hahah yes – an entire guild dedicated to butts.

It’s glorious.

Aieo.2815:

Queue ain’t as bad when you compare it to skill lag… arg the horror of not being able to use your skills and being surrounded by your enemies!

You know it’s really bad when your 1 skill goes off every 5 seconds… LOL Ohhh T1

Chris.3290:

Either way, they are welcome to the multi-hour long queues followed by mashing the #1 button at 2 FPS all week long.

I for one definitely don’t miss those days. Gosh, I would sit in a queue for 4 hours some nights on Blackgate! (granted, that gave me plenty of time to clean my house – but sometimes I would get distracted by a chore and my queue would pop and I wouldn’t notice it until the last second when the timer runs out, LOL) Not to mention – want to play with your guild? Good luck cramming everyone into the Borderland! Map stale and want to switch? YAY! Half your guild is now stuck in a queue! gg!

Buffy.9246:

I have a question for Ebay server. What happened to you guys? I remember you put up a fight but now your boring Granted Yaks are even more boring to face since I tend to forget they are the 3rd server…

But good news is you will be dropping in ranks soon. Stormblob is gaining points fast!
Maguuma, SoS, Crush that server please. End their kitteniness.

I like Ebay. But they are sort of boring to fight at times….

Le Rooster.8715:

grave of hearts.7830:

ParaldaWind.4523:

saiyr.3071:

i heard jq is paying for guilds to transfer because they’re so desperate lol leagues #pay2win

Can confirm.

Can confirm as well and they paid the transfer fees as well for the guild they bought off.
Not a biggy though because at some point jq will collapse on itself,and the drama will be tasty.

Apparently when the JQ recruiter was approached about leagues and how their recruiting will unbalance, the JQ recruiter couldn’t come back with a legitimate response and just responded with “it’ll probably get removed”. then we all laughed LOL their loss not ours, we’re not the ones who will have 5 weeks out of 7 with noone to fight.

They’re also paying guilds to stay, man these chinese goldfarmers are hard at work.

LOL, well it is very unfortunate, and sort of pathetic, that guilds are choosing to sell out this way… Making a name for oneself as a ‘sellout’ doesn’t sound appealing to me at all… Not one bit. I’ll stay where I’m happy!

Granted I’ve had some people pay for some of my (several) transfers – because they wanted me to ‘check them out’. They were also of the understanding that chances are, I wouldn’t be staying if I didn’t like it. And yes – I will admit that I was bribed onto Maguuma with A COOKIE – but it was chocolate chip… CHOCOLATE CHIP! My WEAKNESS! Don’t judge! But I love Maguuma and now have absolutely no interest in transferring anywhere else!

Commisar.8695:

Achilles.2197:

I HEARD MAGUUMA IS IMPLODING IS IT TRUE

All Eva’s fault. Started a chain reaction that hurt Mazergma’s moral fiber, not enough bran to go around

Are you 80 yet? ♥

Achilles.2197:

I HEARD MAGUUMA IS IMPLODING IS IT TRUE

Yes.

Good luck in your new home! Skilled players should definitely check out SIC. They know their stuff!

Boonprot.6274:

Evalana.5480:

StealthSnake.9134:

Did you check your internet connection?

I checked it, lol – Found out someone is typing something in that crashes the map or something o.O

wat

People breaking the game on purpose

StealthSnake.9134:

Did you check your internet connection?

I checked it, lol – Found out someone is typing something in that crashes the map or something o.O

Tricare.2946:

Wait, I thought all of maguuma was stay and home moms….

LOL

I’m a working mom! Buuuuut, my husband is a stay at home dad :P

You should be good to duel FA. Think on the bright side. DB and FA could get some GvG’s in! ::wink wink::

Le Rooster.8715:

fabz.4736:

Le Rooster.8715:

fabz.4736:

sos commader rage quit due to up level and people not on teamspeak rip sos

and how do you know that?
but yes nice effort Maguuma, i hate weeks like this because SoS oceanics just turn full zerg mode we really do much better against SoR and TC and you guys completely embarrased us to the point where i just couldn’t take it anymore and my previous guildie and main SoS oceanic commander couldn’t take it anymore aswell.

well mag needs oceanics maybe you can transfer and we can teach you our magswag ways

no
Also how did you know i rage quit?

Magoooooomians know everything.

It has been a fun few days! We will see if it continues after today’s changes, or we will see what old game I will be getting back into if I hate it :P

nytehex.3267:

Tricare.2946:

nytehex.3267:

I’m guessing you just bought your commander tag…. were you the one asking how to turn it on?

He was saying go to the mag forums because that’s where no one has to read your complaints and you can quietly fade away….\

Edit: lol do you even know The Duke?! He’s THE DUKE you better show some respect brah

Duke has never shown me respect in the past, ergo, he gets none from me. Just that simple.

Saiyr, I know you are a forum warrior and a troll, but for you to be a “voice of this server” and not want to talk about it, well, that shows just how much you just don’t really care. Not my problem either. Unfortunately, I walked into these problems when my guild decided to transfer here after being sold a bill of goods and seeing the exact opposite happen. No worries though, I’ll still be out there because the server actually benefits from my efforts.

If you want to be a popular commander, dear, you are doing it wrong… Being condescending and mean to people publicly here on the official forums, and claiming that you will never take part in the community forums really doesn’t make a good name for yourself. Now, I know you a little bit outside of GW2, and you are actually a pretty cool guy… Please carry some of that awesome over into the game, and you’ll build yourself up a great following in no time flat!

Oozo.7856:

Fang and Bane. Two more guilds that I’ve seen running in 30-50 man zergs.

…But even then, Fang still did well in an even fight during their very first scrim.

Don’t disrespect them!

Oozo.7856:

Luvpie’s sig is full of win.

https://forum-en.gw2archive.eu/external?l=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FeACzJ4e.gif

LOL I love it

Snafu.7412:

Jinks.2057:

Snafu.7412:

BP obviously was holding back the PvF last week. This thread looks promising.

BP as a server is perhaps the most boring server to fight in all phases period

DR are studs and fun. Will give credit where credit is due.

(The guild, not the server.)

El Cid.3416:

Quote for the week….

“Dude.. I cant get in the portal…” in reply " dude… we are blue this week"

To funny….

-madjai

Haha – we felt the same way about being green!!