Guild Wars 2

Kyrime.6958:

DeckerDontPlay.1639:

I’m liking that upskirt shot of Kyrime…oh lawdy
MY PLUMMMMMZZSSSSS!!! IM GONNA SHOOOOOOTTTTT

omfg i dont even know what to say

There are no words, lol

RazGerb.6173:

Evalana.5480:

RazGerb.6173:

Comprissent.3856:

Lol, one defense at garrison and suddenly you’re better than us? You’ve won one battle, but you will inevitably lose the war.

You guys are just a little speedbump on our way to gold league, don’t feel bad about it

One defense at garrison shows how determined we are to save our Keep. We care about defense, yes we lost the war but it definitely isn’t fair due to this matchup, take a look at our rating points and say it again.
I like your metaphor, I really could care less where maguuma goes, I just want to help ehmry do the best it can wherever it’s at

Defend this pls

I wish. Looks fun.

Lots!

RazGerb.6173:

Comprissent.3856:

Lol, one defense at garrison and suddenly you’re better than us? You’ve won one battle, but you will inevitably lose the war.

You guys are just a little speedbump on our way to gold league, don’t feel bad about it

One defense at garrison shows how determined we are to save our Keep. We care about defense, yes we lost the war but it definitely isn’t fair due to this matchup, take a look at our rating points and say it again.
I like your metaphor, I really could care less where maguuma goes, I just want to help ehmry do the best it can wherever it’s at

Defend this pls

RazGerb.6173:

Comprissent.3856:

RazGerb.6173:

Evalana.5480:

RazGerb.6173:

Nice try on garrison Zerguuma, I hope you noticed we took hills, so you lose. Keep spamming emotes at me, I will destroy you with my superior siege.
My siege will always be better than your zerg.

LOL – Okay, Zergury Bay <3 – Your siege requires so much skill. I don’t know how we will ever defeat the great and powerful Razgerb.

I am laughing sooo hard right now.

Do you know how ignorant you sound right now? Do you even what WvW is? I can defend the keep if I want to, while you guys just sit here and troll, you know who wins? OUR SERVER DOES, Next time think of something better to say, and once again, my superior arrow carts will always be better than your garbage Karma train, keep calling me bad (;

How’s your EBG quad doing

Lol, Don’t even get me started on that.
Zerguuma Karma train leaves Home BL to continue to zerg eternal
I should be the one laughing at you. I didn’t even mention we are outnumbered 24/7 there. You should stop posting, you’re embarrassing yourself.

LOL – ILY Razgrub

RazGerb.6173:

Nice try on garrison Zerguuma, I hope you noticed we took hills, so you lose. Keep spamming emotes at me, I will destroy you with my superior siege.
My siege will always be better than your zerg.

LOL – Okay, Zergury Bay <3 – Your siege requires so much skill. I don’t know how we will ever defeat the great and powerful Razgerb.

I am laughing sooo hard right now.

RazGerb.6173:

I love this 24/7 Zerguuma UltrazergLolkarmatrain In Eternal.
Maguuma is so skilled at this game mode.

Wait wait wait… Zerg of Zergs? What exactly does that qualify as, out of curiosity?

also, 24/7 – that’s funny

GF is my favorite guild on Ehmry. I absolutely adore them.
Pls always stay awesome ♥

Muppet.6485:

Evalana.5480:

RazGerb.6173:

Comprissent.3856:

RazGerb.6173:

Comprissent.3856:

I will admit Razgerb’s persistence in going for a camp is admirable. Is it really worth wiping 20 times over though?

Totally, it’s not like Zerguuma outnumbered us everytime we did.
No armor repairs anyways.

We had 4 guys at our camp, 4 in my party total. You came and fought us with at least 6 each time. Also you weren’t outmanned so gg

Count better next time, I also forgot to include that you had skilled players.

LOL are you saying that your followers are unskilled? Sick burn.

Pretty sure he’s even implying that about more than just his followers

That’s so sad

But hey Razgerb – thanks for the compliment all the same!

RazGerb.6173:

Comprissent.3856:

RazGerb.6173:

Comprissent.3856:

I will admit Razgerb’s persistence in going for a camp is admirable. Is it really worth wiping 20 times over though?

Totally, it’s not like Zerguuma outnumbered us everytime we did.
No armor repairs anyways.

We had 4 guys at our camp, 4 in my party total. You came and fought us with at least 6 each time. Also you weren’t outmanned so gg

Count better next time, I also forgot to include that you had skilled players.

LOL are you saying that your followers are unskilled? Sick burn.

StealthSnake.9134:

RazGerb.6173:

Hmm where can I find these screenshots?

Just keep asking that.

So much anger was flowing out of the screenshot.

So much hate & rage.

Boonprot.6274:

Pinko.2076:

dreztina.4820:

I haven’t been paying very close attention to things, does having three leagues instead of two mean Maguuma is going to be near the top instead of the bottom?

If we stayed where we are, we would be 2nd of the middle league. A lot of us think we’re too big for that, so we’re pushing to get ranked 6th so we can be bottom of the top league.

Rather be outmanned than to outman.

We’d also end up with absolutely awful matches for 7 full weeks if we were stuck in Silver League. I’d probably either find another game or xfer servers if that ends up happening.

::sighhh:: I don’t wanna xfer agaaaain – Pls Maggies PPT your faces off for next 2 wks ♥

dreztina.4820:

Pinko.2076:

dreztina.4820:

I haven’t been paying very close attention to things, does having three leagues instead of two mean Maguuma is going to be near the top instead of the bottom?

If we stayed where we are, we would be 2nd of the middle league. A lot of us think we’re too big for that, so we’re pushing to get ranked 6th so we can be bottom of the top league.

Rather be outmanned than to outman.

You have my daggers.

You have my 5 staves, 2 axes, 2 daggers, warhorn, and scepter. XD

I actually had a lot of fun last night and had to like tape my eyelids open to stay awake – Please more fights throughout the week.

Also PPT PPT PPT! GO FOR GOLD!

Dear Mist Warrior NPC by the WvW portals,

Reportid for emote spamming. I will WvW when I’m ready to WvW. So stop nagging me to join the mist war. Thanks :P

Niim.9260:

Shads.9468:

I’m not worried, NNK and the rest of the oceanic blob on DB will keep DB afloat as always.

Looks like they left as well.

No, NNK and TFV are still on DB. It’s just taking longer for them to tick their usual +600 bc the keeps are fully upgraded, but they are chipping away. (a member of NNK told me this)

Serebus.7314:

wads.5730:

Serebus.7314:

Evalana.5480:

kartek.6428:

fun fights tonight with TG, TB and the occasional Crit. plz don’t disappear during the week

Yes, LOTS of fun fighting TG and TB tonight!

ITS NEVER FUN FIGHTING US YOU TAKE THAT BACK NOW

Also the SS regarding the numbers of TG’s blob

ark had about 20 at that particular fight, it was a really good one, very intense, until TB came and ruined it.

i also like how everytime TB didnt have TG to babysit them, they all died instantly.

BRO STOP WITH THAT kitten TALK AND GIMMIE A HUG. WE A BIG FAMILY

lol Bronade! ♥ ♥

kartek.6428:

fun fights tonight with TG, TB and the occasional Crit. plz don’t disappear during the week

Yes, LOTS of fun fighting TG and TB tonight!

Lenador.1436:

just know character assassination is not tolerated…..and i follow the rules

huh??

GOGO!!!

Ehmry again…and Hello DB!

Korbaal.6402:

ballymun.3986:

BG welcomes Waha and his ATM guild with open arms, respects and understand the pressure he’s been put under by JQ server with very little support.

If anything this week has shown us, the few ATM left fighting at the very least have continually fought us hard (it seems almost 24 hours a day), most of the time without Waha and most of the time severely under supported.

Come to us bro, you’ll get the support you need here and the players to back you up.
Man, JQ lost a 10k lead over BG in one night this week and let BG build a 15k lead on that very same night, in NA prime !
BG are now 30k up at the end of the week.
Leave that mess dude, come on over to BG where you’ll be properly appreciated and have support from multiple commanders in every BL and EB.

…and unlike JQ, nobody on BG will be bad mouthing you behind your back on TeamSpeak just because you wanted to take a break after they lost so much of a lead in one single night.

Man this thread is far more fun than ours.

Tell me about it… This thread, and the one that was closed prematurely – have everything – Love, Hate, Rage, Dolyaks, QQ, Lulz, Bribery, Kittening and Moaning, People transferring on, People transferring off, People quitting the game, .gifs, Screenshots, Score Updates, I COULD GO ON!!

::edit:: Oh goodness – Red Wine and a party outfit? How can I resist??

saiyr.3071:

SHAKA ZULU.3128:

Smooth Penguin.5294:

SHAKA, how much Gold would it cost me to have you draw a penguin being shot out of a Ballista… that was just flung out of a Treb?

note – I’m not cute like Eva, so I know it won’t be cheap…

i am inept at drawing things of a mechanical nature

pls come to mag

Pritty pls

Ha
Haha
Hahaha::
Hahahaha
LOL

Fun with golems! I really do miss all the fun stuff when I go to bed early ::sighhh::

Here’s hoping we have a kitten ring ‘next week’

Happy reset day! ♥

Banzie.5248:

Sp since T1 has the most active GvG scence in the NA grouping though i’d ask you guys as this happened tonight on ioj/sbi/nsp. Had a good friendly GvG about to happen when an Anet employee showed up and told us we were breaking the code of conduct and exploiting game mechanics and tried to stop the GvG. Wondering if any of you guys have heard/had this happen and if not I guess watch for it now.. Anet cracking down “Exploits” finally I guess… O wait sunny and bay can still be breached easily lol.

Can’t tell if srs or trolling. If srs, I quit gw forever. Please send me ss in PM ♥

Dr Acula.3496:

Mike.7320:

Jinks.2057:

EFWinters.5421:

Jinks.2057:

Pinko.2076:

Sol is right, FA and DB have moved on from t3 with superior skill and organization. Maguuma is just sitting in mumble playing dating simulators all day on their welfare checks.

I thought the guild formerly know as Mag All Stars but now go by Mag Zerg Stars were the only ones doing this…..

Apparently Ark is a small-man roaming guild now.

Wow that 1st week of Ebay vs Mag was detrimental to Mag….not only did GF sweep GvG, but they chased off Agg and broke up Ark

Wow.

Hard to imagine Ebay chasing anyone anywhere.

Must be fun to hype up GF when half our players no longer bother to log in anymore.

:(

JQ has outdone itself. ♥ Ohhh Avson

and Nihilomancer Skom

I’m so torn between JQ and TC rite now!!

Jyeoi.6027:

I’m waiting for another [SIC] recruitment thread before i decide to apply.

::giggle::

Snafu.7412:

Have we tried recruiting these guys yet? They look promising.
https://forum-en.gw2archive.eu/forum/wuv/recruitment/Oceanics-looking-for-a-stable-server

I am dying!!! LOL

gg duck

saiyr.3071:

Evalana.5480:

saiyr.3071:

Is this make Evalana feel old day? Sheeeesh

Haha its ok. I still have people underguessing when I ask how old they think I am. I’m good.

Mommy, where do babies come from?

I’ll tell you when you’re older.

saiyr.3071:

Is this make Evalana feel old day? Sheeeesh

Haha its ok. I still have people underguessing when I ask how old they think I am. I’m good.

saiyr.3071:

SHAKA ZULU.3128:

saiyr.3071:

SHAKA ZULU.3128:

saiyr.3071:

Sol.8341:

PS : my views are hypothetical and said in jest.

On a totally unrelated note: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6WHBO_Qc-Q

what does the sarcx video have to do with this

I’ll explain it to you when you’re older. And after you come to Maguuma.

wait i can’t both get older and go to maguuma since you’re all highschoolers

You can be our adoptive mother like Evalana~

LOL Peter Pan

SHAKA ZULU.3128:

~class of 2017~

Class of 1999 (hs) 2003 (college)

Big sister maybe. Aunt maybe. Grandma? Noooooo

Comprissent.3856:

Evalana.5480:

Wait… y’all are in hs??? I am so old…

Evalana confirmed for grandmother of maguuma

Not THAT old. Holy kitten. Lol

Wait… y’all are in hs??? I am so old…

Jinks.2057:

EFWinters.5421:

Jinks.2057:

Pinko.2076:

Sol is right, FA and DB have moved on from t3 with superior skill and organization. Maguuma is just sitting in mumble playing dating simulators all day on their welfare checks.

I thought the guild formerly know as Mag All Stars but now go by Mag Zerg Stars were the only ones doing this…..

Apparently Ark is a small-man roaming guild now.

Wow that 1st week of Ebay vs Mag was detrimental to Mag….not only did GF sweep GvG, but they chased off Agg and broke up Ark

Wow.

It happens.

Sol.8341:

Check back the last six months of matchup posts Mag is in. Notice the competitive fight over who starts matchup thread first and efforts to derail other forum threads.

Notice the girl " allowed " to start matchup threads this week.

LOL – I started the one last week as well. You are RONG sir, RONG!

Comprissent.3856:

This is so hilariously wrong it’s funny. Maguuma has been the most stable of servers. We purposely stay and enjoy tier 3, there’s no all day queue blobs, roams are lively, and the community is very nice. AGG passed through and said they enjoyed maguuma the most of all servers they’ve been to. Eva loves us so much she’s managed to stay here! It’s completely irrelevant if any wvw guilds have moved here. It would be a joke to think any SEA/oceanic guilds move anywhere to be challenged, all of the competition is NA anyways.

We’ve stayed strong while so many other servers have gone through rises and crashes

I love it here! Stop being jerks to my Maguuma.

Pinko.2076:

Sol is right, FA and DB have moved on from t3 with superior skill and organization. Maguuma is just sitting in mumble playing dating simulators all day on their welfare checks.

What’s a welfare check? I work hard for a living – don’t be a stereotypical jerkwad.

OMG! You had me at Bribery! ♥

LMFAO at the 2 copper attached!!

globe.7238:

Evalana.5480:

(oops deleted instead of edited)
Got my first offer, LOL!! ♥

Thought you’d get a laugh, it was a very lucrative offer I thought

Hehe I loved it! It was definitely a nice offer! Almost as much as Saiyr gave me to come to Mag

(oops deleted instead of edited)
Got my first offer, LOL!! ♥

saiyr.3071:

Evalana.5480:

JQ/BG/TC thread status: full

Don’t worry, I’m sure ArenaNet will raise the server cap soon…

Cap has been raised!

JQ/BG/TC thread status: full

saiyr.3071:

Hexin.5603:

saiyr.3071:

Hexin.5603:

Everyone moving to JQ, and will not be able to WvW anymore … that is funny. Let’s see, WvW + MERC + RISE + MEOW who ever the hell other scrubs jump ship … Chuu chuu and his 10 men … all enjoy waiting in queue.

Why go? just to get a golden yak, you never actually contributed for? … ya cool bro, you want a golden cookie too? Maybe a golden shower?

I think its time to pop over to EU where real players play. Watch the hiroshima bomb of US go off. This has been quite the funny week.

Back up a second, where did mister Chuu Chuu go?

Well, a day or two in SoR … didn’t last … then back to TC and we liked him here … but he didn’t like us the same. It’s a love hate relation, so he went where winners go …

and took some 10 people with him, and has IM’d multiple others. We’re probably gonna hit up an EU server, this NA stuff is a joke.

So RISE and MEOW landed in FA permanently, coolbeans, I just saw one of them note yesterday that they weren’t done yet. So …

It’s actually quite a compliment when mag’s comes to the thread… and laughs genuinely. No trolling at all.

Don’t get me wrong, Chuu had his reasons, he’s tired of TC. We enjoyed when he was here though, but have many others commanding always. TC full of RPers to fill the boots, and I’m sure we can find someone who wants to role play a WXP conductor.

This week has been hilariously fun though, both in game and to my surprise… this forum is just great entertainment at work.

Can’t wait for his humblebrag posts if JQ wins leagues. You know, if anyone is still playing by the end of the first season. And yeah, pretty sure I’ve been on the forums more than in game for the past few weeks…boring matches are boring.

Boring matchup is boring so we invade your thread. Someone buy me pls.

Boonprot.6274:

Evalana.5480:

Boonprot.6274:

Wow so glad EBay is in this matchup. I rly like getting zerged down 10+ vs 2 while roaming.

Prob mistook you for a door :P

Could be the case, tbh. I think it’s fantastic that EBay’s karma train has peeled off of PvDing Quentin to come wipe myself and another Ark roamer… when we were killing people in front of SM near Durios. GG.

Shh they need their 25 stacks! Those gates pack a serious punch doncha know.

muekung.2518:

Evalana.5480:

Hexin.5603:

Everyone moving to JQ, and will not be able to WvW anymore … that is funny. Let’s see, WvW + MERC + RISE + MEOW who ever the hell other scrubs jump ship … Chuu chuu and his 10 men … all enjoy waiting in queue.

Why go? just to get a golden yak, you never actually contributed for? … ya cool bro, you want a golden cookie too? Maybe a golden shower?

I think its time to pop over to EU where real players play. Watch the hiroshima bomb of US go off. This has been quite the funny week.

RISE xferred down to FA

Meow too.

So calm down.

LOL

Hexin.5603:

Everyone moving to JQ, and will not be able to WvW anymore … that is funny. Let’s see, WvW + MERC + RISE + MEOW who ever the hell other scrubs jump ship … Chuu chuu and his 10 men … all enjoy waiting in queue.

Why go? just to get a golden yak, you never actually contributed for? … ya cool bro, you want a golden cookie too? Maybe a golden shower?

I think its time to pop over to EU where real players play. Watch the hiroshima bomb of US go off. This has been quite the funny week.

RISE xferred down to FA

Boonprot.6274:

Wow so glad EBay is in this matchup. I rly like getting zerged down 10+ vs 2 while roaming.

Prob mistook you for a door :P

Seigfried.5938:

Evalana.5480:

LOL @ JQ recruiting and buying all these guilds. Soon there won’t be anyone left to fight but gates and walls. >.<

Oh don’t worry, they will buy those too :P

I have this….. bridge.

LOL @ JQ recruiting and buying all these guilds. Soon there won’t be anyone left to fight but gates and walls. >.<

saiyr.3071:

SHAKA ZULU.3128:

I’m starting to accept that Kaineng is the common denominator in slow matchup threads.

It’s because there’s nobody left on Kaineng. Pls come to Maguuma

+1

Jinks.2057:

Evalana.5480:

Boonprot.6274:

EBay garrison farm

AFTER I go to bed

Not surprised

LOL

Boonprot.6274:

ty for EBay garrison farm. Booty booty pop pop.

All the fun stuff happens AFTER I go to bed…