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Everytime you post you fail at PvF…..too nice to servers. But that must be something you need to do because you dont know where you are going next???
LOL – You’re probably right – Don’t wanna burn any bridges, of course – but at this point in time, I’m loving Maguuma and I am going to stick around for a while. But thanks for calling me too nice! I’m going to take that as a compliment! 
This thread is delivering so far.
We got Mag All Stars failing in PvF
We got SoS claiming superiority about failing in NA prime time but night capping.
BANE from SoS is asking to GvG…..will the Super Stars dodge????
AND
I finally googled a condi build and bought some Perplex runes….I’ve qualified for SWaG awaiting my invite fellas
I never fail PvF. I maybe lost one round several mths ago. :P
I bet the ‘Super Stars’ don’t dodge one challenge.
only thing they dodge are aoe circles.
Also, I’m sure you could work out the same sort of scrimmages with some of the EBay groups if you asked around. Not really sure who does and does not read these forums however. You could always send Eva back to our forums to poke around, she’s nice.
In addition, I just wanted to say some of the comments from Saiyr and crew (kitten filter) in our last matchup were hilarious, I love reading em. (no sarcasm)
D’awwwww ::blush:: ♥
I like SoS – they don’t seem to stand on walls very often, and their big groups are lots of fun to fight.
Cheers!
You forgot to add the date.
I was in a hurry! FIXED
The true T3 matchup, rank 7/8/9.
Saiyr owes you a cookie for beating him to it.
I told her the matchup and she asked me to post it, I am the one owed a cookie
He did promise me cookies though earlier today, and I got none 
Heehee! He let me do it!
Yay! Good luck everyone!
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I rather enjoy WvW, and in my mind, winning means having the highest score at the end of the week. How you get there is really not important.
Must be easy, riding on the backs of a faceless collective to validate yourself with some utterly meaningless point score. Meanwhile, I’m killing the silly little weaklings who have forgotten their zerg; I know I can fight. Can you?
I should transfer to BP someday just to watch people crap their pants in surprise when they see the words “Borlis Pass” come hopping down off a wall.
LOL
Fingers crossed for SoR, DB, Mag.
Ooh, lol – don’t tease
I am having too much fun to just up and leave! Everyone I have met on Maguuma have been awesome (sorry if bad English)!! Until you guys become PPT obsessed zombies that hide behind walls filled with siege, I think I’ll stick around
Please stop making us look good, people might start taking us seriously.
lol
I never sit in keeps and i’m on BP.
DR/VOX/HK & occasionally Krew, as well as the small-mans when they run are pretty much the exceptions.
Lots of fun fighting DR btw. That impromptu scrimmage in Eternal was a lot of fun.
::edit:: This is exactly why I have xferred so frequently. Was looking for a home server. Viewing other servers from an opposing perspective – seeing how a server reacts to certain events, from both sides of the coin has really sort of opened my eyes as far as what exactly I am personally looking for. Please do not take what I said the wrong way. I have a lot of respect for Borlis… it just doesn’t fit. Hope we can still be friends, though ♥
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You play the game you have, not the game you wish you had. If you don’t like it, don’t play it.
This idea that we should somehow not use siege, towers, keeps, etc to our maximum advantage is silly. WvW is a game of capture the castle. If you want a game where the goal is to rack up a body count, go play games where that is objective, like call of duty rather then GW2 WvW. I think by now it should be abundantly clear that is was the dev’s vision of WvW is. More to the point, that’s entirely what its been since day 1 and every add on to WvW has been to encourage the dynamic of capture the castle over racking up a kill streak. I’m not going to cry tears into my beer over the lack of 1 on 1 fights and not getting rewards for wiping zergs. I rather enjoy WvW, and in my mind, winning means having the highest score at the end of the week. How you get there is really not important.
Yeah playing games purely by objectives inside the game is great decision making!! I feel sorry for you if you really care about winning. Hope you can tank your rating super hard in the next few weeks or you’re going to be losing a lot along with us!!
Wow… considering the past 10 or so comments on this thread, I truly feel that I am right where I belong. Standing on tower/keep walls is boring, and if you have to throw an AC on a wall while ‘jumping off of the wall’ to fight in ac range with superior numbers against a skill group…. you should uninstall.
never leave us~
I am having too much fun to just up and leave! Everyone I have met on Maguuma have been awesome (sorry if bad English)!! Until you guys become PPT obsessed zombies that hide behind walls filled with siege, I think I’ll stick around
Wow… considering the past 10 or so comments on this thread, I truly feel that I am right where I belong. Standing on tower/keep walls is boring, and if you have to throw an AC on a wall while ‘jumping off of the wall’ to fight in ac range with superior numbers against a skill group…. you should uninstall.
Also one more thing. PvDoor is also boring. I am, however, having a blast hitting pvdoorers from behind while they have tunnel vision on that gate at 50%.
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I love you forever [DR] ♥
That was a TON of fun!
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I’ll duel you!
Aren’t you like a thief main though? I usually don’t bother with them because there’s no point in dueling a class that will just disappear forever when they start to lose. Thanks for the offer though.
Do not come on forums complaining no one will dual you. That is utter childish. You can not force anyone to dual you. If you want to dual, go fight the 1s near windmill or wherever dualing takes place or go into Spvp. WvW is meant for groups to fight each other. I haven’t stepped in wvw much this week because of Maguuma server, Don’t like that server at all since I have seen nothing but bad sportmanship from them. I do not know if you are mag or ebay but Mag can’t seem to fight 1v1 anyway. From roaming for daily I seen mag run from me only to come back with a group of 5+ following just to kill one player. I hear that alot from other people that Maguuma can’t fight alone, but you do not see me coming onto forums and posting ridiculous posts like that. I just go opposite way and finish my daily then leave.
First of all, your post is an incomprehensible mess which has no valid points regarding criticism of my asking other players for duels. It’s what, your opinion? That’s worthless. I don’t care about your opinion. Secondly, you apparently don’t know a kitten thing about what happened, so your idiotic scenarios and hypothetical explanations are completely unwarranted and a waste of my time because I’m not from Maguuma anyway. sPvP is so laughably different that I’m not even going to justify that part of your post with an actual response.
It’s “utter childish” to stand on a wall and refuse to fight in front of a keep you control, instead opting to throw barely legible insults like “kiss my blackheads hhaahahaaaaha” and “lol your crying”. You don’t want to hop down off your wall and duel players because you have nothing resembling personal skill? I guess that’s your call. It doesn’t make you any less cowardly. If you can’t back your /dance and /laugh with the ability to duel, you have no reason to use them because quite honestly the only thing you’ve accomplished at the end of the day is running an arrow cart and feeling better about yourself because you weren’t stomped in a video game due to some pathetic refusal to actually play it.
Now if you have anything else resembling some sad excuse for a response to me, go ahead and post it, because I can’t wait to tear down another wall of trash. I can’t wait to go into the mind blowing hypocrisy that is coming on to a forum to complain about people you think are complaining about lack of duels. Do you even think before you type? Or at all? I know it’s a lot to ask, but people like you are seriously getting tiresome.
Incorrect. 85% necro, 10% mesmer, 4% guard, 1% thief. My ranger is retired.
The worst part of all this is the fact the GvG scene is REALLY starting to take off in the NA.
Its not the end persay but we’ll have to see.
The day all 3 servers colaborate to nullify bloodlust for a GvG match is the day we win as a PvP scene
Where there’s a will, there’s a way.
Don’t let it die, and it won’t! 
Played a little tonight. Remembered why I hadn’t all week – there is nothing impressive out there. Some group from BP – Borlis Savers guild – actually sat on a wall for ten solid minutes and refused a duel. Other players are downright disappointing.
I’ll duel you! 
So uhh whys BP in 3rd place?
Badies gonna bad?
A theory with merit
Ehmry 3rd place quoted for truf
inc: We don’t play for PPT, PPT is lame we only use it when it suits us
Reset is a servers true strength
School is back in and we get cranky at recess unless we go to bed at 9WTF are rambling about?
The fact ebay is in 3rd place on a tuesday night by 4k?
Who cares about winning PPT besides Borlis Pass???
Everyone knows the gap is only 4k because Kalkz rage broke his laptop screen
Aww… I keep wanting to visit BP for a week or two as a holiday. One of the things I really wished to do during that time was run with Kalkz and company at least once lol. Suppose it’s for the best though. I don’t feel right doing it right now because not only are we in a match together, but the scores are really close. It just doesn’t feel right, and I know from BP’s perspective would probably look even worse. No matter how honorable my intentions may be.
you are a strange person
I am? Hmm, maybe.
What can I say, I like people. Especially those that are, in their own way, stand alone characters amongst their own. People like Kalkz, Evilzara, Evalana, and our Jinks for example.
Aww I like you toooo!
But I don’t like your pet(s). They hurt my feelings when we dueled…
So uhh whys BP in 3rd place?
Badies gonna bad?
Ehmry 3rd place?
inc: We don’t play for PPT, PPT is lame we only use it when it suits us
Reset is a servers true strength
School is back in and we get cranky at recess unless we go to bed at 9WTF are rambling about?
The fact ebay is in 3rd place on a tuesday night by 4k?
Who cares about winning PPT besides Borlis Pass???
Apparently you cared when you had the PPT lead? pshh you went for canned response 1 change it up
I think this is where you realize I say it because you get rustled.
JINKS!
Teach me 2 thief more please!!!
Haven’t had the desire to be on honestly.
I’ll be at the GvG tonight tho
I’ll see you there! 
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Thanks for the good fights this week everyone, DR is having a blast. Once again like to make a shoutout to Hawk (you guys have improved a lot since we last saw you), also Aggression, always good to see previous server mates again and butt heads :P.
Eva we still haven’t fought you yet
I know… We need to have at least oooone good fight before the end of the matchup… Please?? ♥
So uhh whys BP in 3rd place?
Badies gonna bad?
Ehmry 3rd place?
inc: We don’t play for PPT, PPT is lame we only use it when it suits us
Reset is a servers true strength
School is back in and we get cranky at recess unless we go to bed at 9WTF are rambling about?
The fact ebay is in 3rd place on a tuesday night by 4k?
Who cares about winning PPT besides Borlis Pass???
Apparently you cared when you had the PPT lead? pshh you went for canned response 1 change it up
I think this is where you realize I say it because you get rustled.
JINKS!
Teach me 2 thief more please!!!
Where was this supposed hammer train? And ebay had a nice zerg but we couldn’t find it all night???
So disappointing, made popcorn and everything was going to sit and watch the GF vs Ark GVG. Why the cancellation? SADFACE
Cancellation?? Today is Tuesday, buddy – the GvG is tomorrow. o.O
You gotta admit though, Boon
it was definitely worth all the lols
That fight with Hawk last night was my favorite so far this matchup. They are definitely a LOT of fun to fight!! And they sure do put up a good one.
MORE please!!!
Texans to the Mexican Army – Battle of the Alamo: Stop it – stop it. No fair – you’re using cannons and guns and stuff. That’s no fair. If you can’t fight in the open field, naked and with only knives – you suck.
Germans to the Allies – WWII: Stop it – stop it. No fair – you’re using bombers and grenades and stuff. That’s no fair. If you can’t fight in the open field with only a stick in your right hand and butter knife in your left hand with no body armor and only in the daylight hours – you suck.
Silly – isn’t it?
Stop boohooing you elitest kittens. If it’s in the game – it’s fair.
Either figure out how to deal with it or hop back onto Super Mario Brothers – either way – stop the QQ. You’re making the server look bad.
Yes because this is exactly like the Alamo and WWII? I am sure you can come up with a better set of examples if you try. I doubt anyone questions if it is fair, or is crying, the comments are more a laugh about how pathetic it is.
Ebay is without question the largest users of siege per capita in the game.
Fair – an example of ‘real’ playing – good – use your own word. The point is – stop boohooing (or laughing about how pathetic it is). You are obviously better at small group tactics – if that’s all you’re saying – then just say it without all the bravado. If I kept getting my kitten handed to me by one group – I’d use any tactic I could – and to expect them not to is simply ridiculous.
I hate a braggart – and all you guys do is come of like a bunch of chest thumping braggarts. It shows a real lack of class in my opinion. Seems to me like if it isn’t a group of the same number (or a little higher) playing the game by your rules – then they suck. Whatever – you guys are nothing but a bunch of blowhards.
As far as the battles – I was just picking groups who were outnumbered. You’re right though – if I thought about it – I suppose I could come up with better examples – the point though – stands. If you expect them not to use the resources at their disposal – then your the bad – not them. And…you’re delusional. If you were really good – you could figure out how to beat them despite the impromptu, open-field siege. Just saying.
:-)
Wait so…. tldr we are bad bc we don’t take 40 people and flash build ac’s and SUPERIOR ballista against 18?
If you say so…I guess. If my argument was too complicated – I suppose I could try to simplify it for you. let me know.
:-)
Thank you for your consideration.
Ohh I forgot! Quick shoutout to the Borlis Warrior from Beasty Co [BC] behind the windmill that pounced on me lol. I like your spirit! You were very persistant!
I had a LOT of fun dueling you for like an hour! You wouldn’t let me get out of combat to take my stacks off though, so the fight was a little lopsided… I finally ran away to take them off for a fair fight, but when I came back, you were gone…
rematch? Whisper me in game ♥
Always wondered why do you people hide your chat in screens? What are you afraid of? Lol. Don’t hate just wondering.
Every time I see one like that it makes me feel like the screen below.
I do it because I don’t feel like sharing my filenames. Since I took several screens, I felt the need to cover it.
……………………AND because I choose to.
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Sick. So glad EBay is in this matchup.
We have 18 people, btw.
Lol wow, I think building open field siege every once in awhile is not a bad thing but in every picture you guys posted there is an AC or Ballista. That’s just ridiculous!
And then you guys take EK, and put up 4 superior ACs by lords T.T
Defending a tower or keep with siege is completely different than open field siege if that’s what you were saying.
you had what.. 50 by lords against 18 people. really need 4 sup acs to kill it?
I wasn’t even online but you’re delusional if you’re arguing that we placed siege inside our keeps to defend it.
Also I doubt those 4 Acs were dedicated to your “18” but more so to the soon to come Maguuma blob.
Outnumbered buff >.< No blobs tonight.
We were actually about to salute you for your great push into the keep…
But we got Arrows in our faces.
Posted – see above
Just curious, is this the “40” man?
There were quite a few – I was a little busy killing ballista sites to take a picture perfect portrait of each and every member of your siegey blobby mess. >.<
40 man EB siege creeping on our 17 man
lol
If you are going to claim a 40 man siege creep you might want to post a picture that actually shows 40 people siege creeping instead of a screenshot of ~15 people.
Ask, and ye shall receive.
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So if 1 shopping cart can do that …
I wonder what a zerg of shopping carts could do
Oh God…….OH GOD!!! ::panic::
In his defense you could have illustrated that a lot better
Right? In the illustration it seems like you are complaining that the treb rockies hit the grocery cart spot on? Like the treb rockies swished into the shopping cart. (Hence the arrow INTO the basket).
::scratches head:: I am soo confused right now… was it treb rockies hitting the food in the grocery cart or food from the grocery cart hitting the treb rockies? Bananaaaaaaaaa
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You have no impatience?? :P
shh i have no idea what you’re talking about
LOL. No fair! You fixed it….
but I saw it and will forever poke fun at you.
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You have no impatience?? :P
Maguuma: first server I have been on that uses cardinal directions rather than keep/tower/camp names. :P
Had a nice badge farm setup in lowlands keep, and then our guys on comms yell orange swords in our keep
Waypoint back aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand the grub is on our walls
LOL yeahhh that was something you don’t see every day!
have GF thieves ever considered trying to fight without shadow stepping away to get out of combat every time they reach low health? ? ? ? ?
Sure, give me a 1:5 ratio and I will stay and fight all five of you otherwise if you want to chase me down your gonna have to earn it, GL!
your
You’re!!
You have disgraced this forum with your grammatical correctness. Go stand in the corner of dark dank shameful woe! >=O
you’re!
You join her! XD
Haha – at least I won’t be alone in the corner!
have GF thieves ever considered trying to fight without shadow stepping away to get out of combat every time they reach low health? ? ? ? ?
Sure, give me a 1:5 ratio and I will stay and fight all five of you otherwise if you want to chase me down your gonna have to earn it, GL!
your
You’re!!
Had waaaaay too much fun tonight!
World Tourist… Better.
Bahahahah yeah
Had waaaaay too much fun tonight! 
This topic is losing to the SoR/TC/SoS topic… was expecting much more out of u “forum entertainers”, this is such a let down
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Last Mag + BP thread was just a bunch of boring borderline RP trying to get the thread to 20 posts and a lot of BP chest-thumping about how “we would roll Mag if the third server in the matchup was more even.”
Hardly impressive.
We got like 21 or 22 pages. And it was a challenge! I never back down from a challenge.
I guess we’ll see about the rest
The thread sucked. Last 5 pages comprised of a certain attention seeker begging for posts to validate something or other and congratulating themselves on a long bad thread.
Weekly PvF Achievements:
[check]Troll Evalana
[]Cheap shot Mags, Saiyr, or Pyro
[]Tell Achilles to go away from a thread he’s not on.
[check]Wish Calvin would come back.
LOL You think you trolled me? That’s cute! Please try again ♥
The only ‘attention seeker’ that I currently see in this thread is you. Try more harderer!
Becos your try-hardedness is absolutely adorable, and I just wanna pinch those cheeks!!
This topic is losing to the SoR/TC/SoS topic… was expecting much more out of u “forum entertainers”, this is such a let down
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Last Mag + BP thread was just a bunch of boring borderline RP trying to get the thread to 20 posts and a lot of BP chest-thumping about how “we would roll Mag if the third server in the matchup was more even.”
Hardly impressive.
We got like 21 or 22 pages. And it was a challenge! I never back down from a challenge.
I guess we’ll see about the rest
Maguuma you have the worst oceanic NA, why are you all so bad. I mean look at your PPT it’s so weak!
What is a PPT?
I’m definitely enjoying Maguuma’s idgaf attitude towards PPT.
Please Eva stop being nice, I’m trying to cause arguments between maguuma and whoever’s server they thought I was on
This thread is boring
You don’t need to cause arguments – just sit back and enjoy the show – this thread is just getting started.
Hello again Ebay and Maguuma, good luck to both of you this week.
Evlana………..Hai o/
Hey ♥
Maguuma you have the worst oceanic NA, why are you all so bad. I mean look at your PPT it’s so weak!
What is a PPT?
I’m definitely enjoying Maguuma’s idgaf attitude towards PPT. 
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lol – This is totally not awkward at all.
Dear FA, MG
I hope the omegas didn’t hurt.
Love, Me.
You wanna know the difference between Maguuma and you? we’d use that many omegas to kill the grub..
..then throw them off the nearest cliff. Again.
LOL. Reason# 474647638 why I like it here.
:D Yeah Jarvan used to sing…. Especially when he’d been drinking. He was always so happy when I came to say hi but time differences make it difficult
I shall miss him and RISE. Still remember their karaoke nights! Was good times. And their TS channel made me lol all my way into WvW with them. So intense
Haha. Yep. Same here lol. He definitely kept people focused up and paying attention. 100 miles a minute haha! So much fun was had with them on BG. :P
I didn’t run w/ them a lot. Only when BT wasn’t out in force, but I definitely loved the intensity level of RISE comms comparatively.
looking forward to fighting against them!!
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<3 RISE
I shall miss you…. Especially Jarvan’s singing…… :P
Haha Jarvan sang?? He never sang when I was chasing them
Comms were always funny though! But I remember him getting SUPER excited every time we would wipe a blob. Very intense commander. FA is a good place for them!
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Nice job on both sides in the GvG last night, and congrats to GF! ♥
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