Guild Wars 2

robocafaz.9017:

Merry Christmas from all your friends on Maguuma! <333

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UsSS8tsn8L4

If you’re in the US or Germany, it’s probably blocked for you. I’ll probably get in trouble if I tell you how to get around it. LOOK FOR SOME PROXIES WHILE I PUT THIS ELSEWHERE!

Gud Buless Amurica

http://youtu.be/pjKL0Vz_OrU

OH MUH GAWD #REKT YB RANGER WADS

Smooth Penguin.5294:

JaNordy.6149:

SBI and YB are the TC and JQ of tier 3

You trying to say that Mags is the SoR of T3?

Im saying they have very bad individual skill thats among worst servers I encounter in the game.

SBI and YB are the TC and JQ of tier 3

Thanks YB perplex engy that party invited. You gave me last bit of material to finish another nerd picture!

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Ugh I wanna zerg but I got a 500 word essay to write! My teacher told me, “I’m saying you’re what’s wrong with America, Simpson. You coast through life, you do as little as possible, and you leech off of decent, hardworking people like me. Heh, if you lived in any other country in the world, you’d have starved to death long ago.”. So he made me have to write 500 word essay, IM ONLY ONE THAT HAS TO DO IT!!!!! Its a shame the substitute teacher is making sure I follow through. RIP Mr Grimes.

“What’s this? ‘Extremely high voltage.’ Well, I don’t need safety gloves, ‘cause I’m Homer Simp-!”
?Frank Grimes, just before his death

Mag 1st for JP treasure, what are rest of you even doing? So bad… I want a challenge someday.

Mag 1st for JP treasure, what are rest of you even doing?

I hate it when you open a box of Frosted Mini Wheats and you discover the entire box you got has almost no Frost on the Mini Wheats, seriously I might as well be eatting Total.

Hexin.5603:

JaNordy.6149:

http://i.imgur.com/fvzXrBN.jpg

Lol… ‘any guilds made of charr’ …
Response: Tarnished Coast

Those images \mindblown. I have no idea what some of them represent though but that chat log re: approached by all 3 t1 servers and why push for gold, too funny.

Q: Why you do this?
A: Why not?
Q: It’s not good for server
A: Actually it’s exactly perfect for server, please explain how not good
Q: No shot at winning
A: No queues to worry about
Q: pfft
A: pfft

Why didn’t ya res KH guy?

In any event, nice presentation .. extra effort put in.

~X [STUN], TC

With Mad King outfit you can fear people, so we setup a food fight by cliff and when people came to food fight we fear them off cratering them, those 2 KH people lost their 25 stacks, truly awful thing to happen.

http://i.imgur.com/naKotHK.jpg

Let us remember those who lost their stealth. RIP.

Man that BG Guildless Necro with 25 stacks on Mag BL last night was so good. He was so fast I could hardly keep up, running circles around me, I was totally helpless! Necros need a nerf, their teleport skill to anywhere on map while in combat is OP.

http://i.imgur.com/fvzXrBN.jpg

Those d|erpy faces…. so bad…. will haunt me forever.

Man Bagate and Sanctum of Rally got farmed hard in SoR garrison yesterday. That was biggest farm Ive ever seen in games lifetime. You guys got heart though, Mag would’ve given up after wiping a 5th time.

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MadSpin.2041:

“Can’t believe I’m defending somebody from oPP, but as good as Rennoko is, I doubt he’d have better results if he were fighting in T1.” – ©2013 Poxheart.2845

Rennoko #1 NA without clothes, get some clothes on already Rennoko.

Reminder, JQ got spawn camped by TyE.

Copied from the general.

Ranger: #1 issue with ranger is condition removal. You need to fix way it works, it relies on pet that can either be dead or too far away to actually remove any conditions. Only other option is a stand still heal skill. These are all death sentences in current condition fest you got going on. Until condition spam gets toned down you need to give ranger a reliable way to remove conditions and more options. Nerfing Natural Vigor will only make things way worst as currently it is only thing keeping rangers alive in WvW.

Ranger is worst class in game due to the whole pet system. One suggestion to help was make pets dodge when you dodge. I personally really want option to totally disable pet and get some form of DPS compensation. In b4 play another class replies.

Copied from general thread.

Guardian: Move traits around to different trees so it actually makes sense, specifically symbol traits. It has been said a million times before. Remove Revenge of the Fallen and Strength of the Fallen, NO ONE uses these EVER, totally worthless. Guardian needs speed more than anything else, replace one of those traits above for speed trait, and symbol swiftness change makes zero sense.

Glacial Heart has so much potential… Guardian could really use more chill skills and traits to help keep up with all kiting they get. Guardian needs a second condition badly, until that happens condition guard will be worst condition class in game. Kindled Zeal will continue to be totally worthless even after you “buff” it until that happens.

Zealots Defense is currently one of worst attacks in game. It roots you and cant hit anything moving or more than a arms length away. It works in only 2 instances, when someone is running at you in a straight line or when someone is in downed state. I guess you could count someone afk as one instance as well. At least you guys listened to me about scepter auto attack, hopefully this will be fixed and not fallen on deaf ears.

“Fight club at wind mill” “Is anyone there?” “Uh a perplex engy and a thief” “WONDEFUL A+ FIGHT CLUB, gonna roam instead” -You have been defeated by 2 thieves 2 warriors 2 engineers half using perplexity-

LOL @ JQ being spawn camped by TyE, jesus that is awful. Your server just lost all rights to bragging.

http://i.imgur.com/vxXs1TL.jpg

I only speak for 2 classes I know well. I also speak from WvW stand point.

Ranger: #1 issue with ranger is condition removal. You need to fix way it works, it relies on pet that can either be dead or too far away to actually remove any conditions. Only other option is a stand still heal skill. These are all death sentences in current condition fest you got going on. Until condition spam gets toned down you need to give ranger a reliable way to remove conditions and more options. Nerfing Natural Vigor will only make things way worst as currently it is only thing keeping rangers alive in WvW.

Ranger is worst class in game due to the whole pet system. One suggestion to help was make pets dodge when you dodge. I personally really want option to totally disable pet and get some form of DPS compensation. In b4 play another class replies.

Guardian: Move traits around to different trees so it actually makes sense, specifically symbol traits. It has been said a million times before. Remove Revenge of the Fallen and Strength of the Fallen, NO ONE uses these EVER, totally worthless. Guardian needs speed more than anything else, replace one of those traits above for speed trait, and symbol swiftness change makes zero sense.

Glacial Heart has so much potential… Guardian could really use more chill skills and traits to help keep up with all kiting they get. Guardian needs a second condition badly, until that happens condition guard will be worst condition class in game. Kindled Zeal will continue to be totally worthless even after you “buff” it until that happens.

Zealots Defense is currently one of worst attacks in game. It roots you and cant hit anything moving or more than a arms length away. It works in only 2 instances, when someone is running at you in a straight line or when someone is in downed state. I guess you could count someone afk as one instance as well. At least you guys listened to me about scepter auto attack, hopefully this will be fixed and not fallen on deaf ears.

tl;dr
Ranger needs reliable condition removal or extra condition removal.
Guardian needs most traits moved around, access to speed, and 2nd condition.

Windler.4815:

Butter.3024:

Sreoom.3690:

OMG. Play the frigging season before you whine about losing. Sheesh.

This is a horrible mentality, I guess it’s because you are on JQ so you kind biased

Really? JQ is a server that likes good fights. We get two days of solid fights out of the T2 servers. That’s it. Now everyone is either doing spvp or pve due to no one from the T2 servers want to get in. They’re done with this week. I’m assuming the way you’re kitten, that you’re from BG. That’s just the type of server BG is. They can’t fathom a server wanting good fights as long as they win. So how about you get off our d and know that we’re not the ones that created or wanted this mess.

Why did your server reject every GvG invite and not show up to any fight clubs? There are fights, you just choose to not go to them and hide in giant blobs. T1 tactics.

kaisez.4968:

Omg i cannot win this maguma ultra-super power open field tactic ** .. sorry Jq we have to learn from them …
I understand why price of Sup Ac going up so fast….

LOL you died to NOVA

NeroGuilt.4720:

Really hope the fight club is still going on. Because this matchup so far is not enjoyable..at all. There aren’t even good fights, just being overwhelmed by numbers. And I really hope I get to see some people I want where they have no choice but to 1v1.

You wish.

I use to love WvW on my ranger. Now I just die all time, too many conditions. Ranger needs more reliable way to deal with conditions. Nothing beats activating condition signet and having nothing happen because pet is too far away, or having to stand in 1 location. Ranger should be sitting on bench until they fix conditions or give us better options.

Asudementio.8526:

kartek.6428:

does anyone on tc solo roam or are there only 5 man hAvOk SqUaDz just curious

There are plenty of solo roamers from TC sadly we all have kitten specific stealth so your ilk never see us.

No, there are no solo roamers for TC. I have solo roamed for hours 3 different nights, nothing, not one solo roamer. You run in groups of 2 or more. I tried to find some solo people in JP but even that had people running in groups, glad you see you all paid attention to the buddy system in elementary school. SoS even teamed up with TC to form a truce to kill me in JP.

http://i.imgur.com/USYAyKc.jpg

Asudementio.8526:

dreztina.4820:

I don’t think I have ever fought a server so severely trash tier as TC. Grats guys, you’ve surpassed Yaks Bend.

Funny, i hear a lot of the same sentiment towards mag.

Worst player skilled servers Ive fought in games lifetime

1. Kaineng
2. Jade Quarry
3. Tarnished Coast

Cheer up TC, you are #1 on my list of servers to self invite to my party to talk trash.

Look at how mad you tier1 nerds are. This is what happens when you care about PPT. Keep on being bad at PvP and good at PvD/PvS t1. Since JQ will clearly win you should show up to fight clubs and go roaming, oh wait nvm what am I saying, that would require you to be away from zergs and siege.

This is a BIG ISSUE. It needs to be fixed right away. Its a gem shop item, people paid REAL money for it. You will lose alot of players over this.

Megumma is tanking so they can win vs underpopulated servers in the new upcoming Plastic Division. Meanwhile a few tryhards want to make it to Platinum covered Gold Division, cause ZvZ is fun and skilled, scrubs. Get on my level.

samrogan.9132:

If they wanted to slip the baby hippo in there somewhere that would make one player very happy -ahem-. When I saw the kitten I for sure thought we would see the other baby minis also!

And the baby moa…

I wanted to troll people by never dying. I made the wrong choice. I learned my lesson and have a 80 thief, now I never die unless I want to die.

I think it actually last only 2-2.5 seconds. It can be buggy, I got 100b once doing it. No conditions and me and was not interrupted during the cast. Id kill to get Rampage as one elite, I hate all guard elites.

Where is mini Hippo and mini Baby Moa?

You wouldnt believe the morons I gotta deal with day in and day out. More stone carvings?

PredatoR.5247:

Hickeroar.9734:

PredatoR.5247:

Anywho, most of the guilds in t2 CAN bring 20v20, they just refuse to. These guilds are [NS], [EP], [RE]

For the record: EP will definitely be doing 20v20 in the future. We’re just working on comp and tactics at the moment, until we feel comfortable with it. We know Agg is extremely strong in 20v20 & 25v25, so we’ll definitely want to go down that road. :-)

I know I didn’t say it wasn’t in your plan for the future, and we really look forward to it.
The number differences in the 5v5 10v10 15v15 20v20 is all different weight classes I believe.
you have featherweights, lightweights, middleweights and heavyweights

You can’t run the same comp from one weight to the other, it’ll just get destroyed. We played 10v10 15v15 and 20v20 and out of the 3 we prefer 20v20. It is not like we have never lost in 20v20, [TW] is living proof that we are in fact not unbeatable in 20v20.
We also find more excitement in 20v20 than in 15v15. It might be just us, but that is what we prefer, along with the other reasons listed above.
10v10 < Least fun, boring in our personal opinion
15v15 < It is okay, but definitely not the excitement we are looking for
20v20 < We prefer this most, probably because it is what we fell in love with when we were watching Red Guard: http://www.gw2gvg.com/guild.php?id=38

lol… “We are only good at group composition and zerging so we want to move to a point where our numbers hide our bad individual skill”. Also why not do 15v15 and 10v10 or even 5v5 at same time for your poor spectators. You will get in more fights that way than doing just 20v20 but we know real reason you wont. Same reason only 1 of your players fights at fight club and 10 others just spectate and never fight. Btw did you transfer yet?

I like how I install game on my below min spec laptop, play with touchpad and 3 fps, and NOW people are willing to fight in wvw and not run away from me. Its funny and sad at same time. I guess my problem this whole time with getting people to stay and fight is I gotta giving them a chance at victory for them to not run.

No transfers allowed please hurry up and go transfer off Magnuma. You know agg is term surfers in cali used which got adopted by teenage paintballers now adopted by casual zerg gamers. Im not sure which group using it is more annoying than other, but boy am I glad Im not in any of those groups! Why do you even call it GvG? Call it ZvZ, unless its low enough number where standing in a giant blob isnt the strat….. its just organized ZvZ. Somewhere around 7v7 is where blobs go away. BadZergGuilds gonna Zerg.

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Gigabyte makes bad MBs,

JaFordy – One of 5 Edge Blades of Darkness In The Shadows of Stealth, S/D thief guild CAMP aka EBDITSoS

Oh gosh this is best thread ever. What do I pick, there is so many to choose from! I could go with stealth… but then there is downed state… maybe rally… hmm 100 types of currencies… nah maybe laurels… ooo soul bound dyes… lets see 1 time use cultural armor… how about PvE in sPvP gotta love cannons so skillful… we can do better like ascended gear… lets try unsalvageable and unforgeable ascended gear…

This is tiresome but ranger pets… kitten bugged UI that only lets you “report”… party leader leaves you all get kicked from dungeon… EVERYONE COME… mist form into towers… retaliation/confusion/torment or any skill that punishes playing the game… awful loot DR… Vets dropping nothing… ruined gathering while in combat… guild commendations big guilds only plz… time gate no alts allowed… switching stats on gear… offhand mastery achievements… giant slaying… badges of honor not gotten by honor… GvG 1v1 arenas…

Zergs… legendary not very legendary… silk scrap and thick leather… mystic clovers… stat combos missing… dailies… camera angles… obstructed when not obstructed… IMMUNE… zerker only… swear filter, still ban for swearing… overflow, better hope EB not Qed… AP chests sPvP awards “p-p-plz play our sPvP”(seriously Anet your play sPvP begging is pathetic)… Hodor… slight incline MISS MISS MISS MISS… “Blocks attack” doesnt block attack… skill lag… giant eye drop rate vs large skull… No your face is funny… Got any groff grass… people running from even numbers… WvW ranks soulbound… light fields in static fields…

Why do I play this game.

Greens Daily Ritual.9025:

Tensions must be running high in DB. For simply proposing an alternative tactic, the entire DB TS server got really bent out of shape and proceeded to call me very bad names QQ. Then I got banned from the TS server. Really classy when I’ve never had a mic attached and just listened in to commanders, helping out where needed. If this is the type of communication and treatment DB players are going to get, we need HELP. Maybe I’ll just take the week off and let the guys that think they’re hard get facerolled. I’ll still run my little solo camp/sentry caps, as usual. Gotta get that WXP! LOL!

At least you didnt get banned for laying down light fields in static fields.

Poor JQ was not ready for Magamma. Little bit of info for those not familiar with mag, if you run away from fights, we will call you out on it. When you reply with anything other than “ok set time and place so we can have even playing field”, you will then get called bad. Its pretty simple really. Running away from fights unless you have greater numbers = bad. Stop being bad and fight and all that nasty “trolling” as you call it will go away.

Did you enjoy getting your treasure before patch updated JQ? Oh sorry about that guess you had to wait to get it. I would have been surprised too if we had 30 people in puzzle and lost control of it to 1 person. Its okay though, you got your #1 PPT, we got #1 JP PPT.

http://i.imgur.com/FoIDSQu.jpg

Looks to me like tryhards. 1st for EB JP treasure, are you other servers even trying? I even tried to camp JP but no one came, left after hour of no one.

Mag is awful and full of 12 year olds spouting swag everywhere. All anyone does in this game is hide in zergs and run away from even numbers. JP is boring since too many mag go there now, its no challenge. It leaves me with setting stealth traps sitting alone in wvw waiting for roaming thief to try kill me, only to have them not be able to and run away or call their buddies for backup. Nothing is better than watching a thief try to stealth desperately and not being able to.

http://i.imgur.com/w8Pxj8i.jpg

all trash lotsa trolls learn troll trash anti cc etc trolls will never amount to anything without it.

http://i.imgur.com/9VKMl6n.jpg

FYI its bag idea to cross bridge like that, get it BAG IDEA hahahahahahahah oh please kill me.

Nikkinella.8254:

Well I learned today while there are a lot of pretty cool people on Maguuma, there’s also a few jerks who like being total kittens. Was sitting in the south camp on YB borderland with a few Mags,1 CD guy and a couple other people from YB. we already had the whole map, so there wasn’t much left to do on there anyway so I was just screwing around. We all sat down, in our town clothes. There was one charr from Mag who was playing on that flute and was pretty good. We were just hanging out, obviously not fighting eachother since we were in our town clothes. even had a costume brawl with one of them who I threw a bouquet of roses at. Anyway, two thieves with the guild tag NOVA roll up. I assume they’re just going to sit down with us. They stealth and start ganking everyone. obviously we died since we were still in our town clothes, sitting down. I was able to react and get away a bit before eventually being killed by the other thief. who then proceeded to laugh and dance as if they’d accomplished something great by killing a bunch of people who didn’t even fight back. Real classy guys. I now know that people in your guild have no sense honor whatsoever and that I should attack you on sight.

Im honestly surprised you died to NOVA in town clothes.

GG Rennoko wall of text on forums is paying off. Get some clothes on btw.

Bad scoring system, poorly implemented capping system, downed state in PvP, no rewards, limited stat combos, awful UI, and unfriendly uninviting player base. Add it all up and you have several builds based on the stand in circle cap super fast system that destroy everything else and making some classes almost unplayable. In other words, they did nothing right, and everything wrong.

Some DB guy ran into his keep 10 different times trying to 1v1 me. I never got to down him but each time he ran in there I counted it as a victory. Once it reached 10th time he ran in there I left.

SiegHawk.7981:

kfarb.6732:

I can outrun anybody. DB is so terrible at chasing it’s pathetic.

Lols who wants to chase you, im sorry but we got bigger fish to fry other then waste time on you. Oh if were not as that great then why were you running in the first place? doesnt that put you on a lower level? =)

I made this video of CAMP entering JP to clear out all the people who deem themselves higher authority. http://youtu.be/4xmckWVPRaI?t=1m40s

Baconbaconbeefbaconbeef,

JaNoidy- One of 6 all stealth theives guild CAMP

http://i.imgur.com/WgEtc6D.jpg

You can actually be very mobile in fight as guard. Problem is you have to give up alot to do it. Retreat has been a favorite of mine for long time because without it I find myself not even able to hit people after I use my teleports. The problem then is using JI and Retreat leaving only 1 slot. That slot almost aways being filled with CoP or SYS or SYG. I feel really limited in my choices in order to simply be able to hit people. All classes should have been given a 25% movement signet.