Guild Wars 2

[kerw] killing for another week!!!

w00t

Evalana.5480:

Jinks.2057:

Evalana.5480:

Jinks.2057:

Evalana.5480:

nothing.7941:

Jinks.2057:

Yes thus I was sleeping when the rest of this I love Jinks party took off.

1st Evalena: Went to bed. Woke up saw Studios smoked you…dismissed you

2nd [kerw]: I will not join your guild. Stop sending me whispers/mail/pms about it. In particular Hadan….stop sending me nudes…while flattering….just wrong on so many levels.

3rd BP: PLEASE come down off those walls. I will fight you within treb range I promise but I cant fly up on the walls to do so.

Thank you and have a nice day

Jinks

lol, pro troll, no one does it better. We need to get you back on our forum.

+1

#freejinks

Create the movement on BP forums.

Consider it done.

http://www.borlis.org/forum/m/7734425/viewthread/8224045-freejinks/page/1

Looks like your support isn’t there

That’s the difference between our servers….we like to have fun

What is this ‘fun’ you speak of?

Its what [kerw] has been looking for still after 10 server xfers

Hint ebay has it…..and no you’re not welcome unfortunately

Evalana.5480:

Jinks.2057:

Evalana.5480:

nothing.7941:

Jinks.2057:

Yes thus I was sleeping when the rest of this I love Jinks party took off.

1st Evalena: Went to bed. Woke up saw Studios smoked you…dismissed you

2nd [kerw]: I will not join your guild. Stop sending me whispers/mail/pms about it. In particular Hadan….stop sending me nudes…while flattering….just wrong on so many levels.

3rd BP: PLEASE come down off those walls. I will fight you within treb range I promise but I cant fly up on the walls to do so.

Thank you and have a nice day

Jinks

lol, pro troll, no one does it better. We need to get you back on our forum.

+1

#freejinks

Create the movement on BP forums.

Consider it done.

http://www.borlis.org/forum/m/7734425/viewthread/8224045-freejinks/page/1

Looks like your support isn’t there

That’s the difference between our servers….we like to have fun

Evalana.5480:

nothing.7941:

Jinks.2057:

Yes thus I was sleeping when the rest of this I love Jinks party took off.

1st Evalena: Went to bed. Woke up saw Studios smoked you…dismissed you

2nd [kerw]: I will not join your guild. Stop sending me whispers/mail/pms about it. In particular Hadan….stop sending me nudes…while flattering….just wrong on so many levels.

3rd BP: PLEASE come down off those walls. I will fight you within treb range I promise but I cant fly up on the walls to do so.

Thank you and have a nice day

Jinks

lol, pro troll, no one does it better. We need to get you back on our forum.

+1

#freejinks

Create the movement on BP forums.

Evalana.5480:

Jinks.2057:

KStudios.2850:

nothing.7941:

KStudios.2850:

Evalana.5480:

KStudios.2850:

Evalana.5480:

Hahahhah – I suck against rangers 1v1 – trufax XD

Bah. You did alright. Both of you. Hadn’t ever been hit by torment before. Packs a punch.

Hit me up if you guys wanna build test or whatevs.

Both of us? Haha did he duel you after?

He did. Was reluctant, but his “group build” was surprisingly duanting lol.

Geez, am I the only one with a job around here?

Jinx, saw your duel pic, bad hair day? You have taproots growing our of your head.

Night job. I actually should really be sleeping.

Yes thus I was sleeping when the rest of this I love Jinks party took off.

1st Evalena: Went to bed. Woke up saw Studios smoked you…dismissed you

2nd [kerw]: I will not join your guild. Stop sending me whispers/mail/pms about it. In particular Hadan….stop sending me nudes…while flattering….just wrong on so many levels.

3rd BP: PLEASE come down off those walls. I will fight you within treb range I promise but I cant fly up on the walls to do so.

Thank you and have a nice day

Jinks

LOL, well, then it would only take a minute! It was technically a 2v1 considering he is a ranger with a pet that kept chewing on my butt. But hey, if you’re scared, I can’t force you to come out of your stealthy hidey hole…

Please join Kerw, we need less bads ♥

Im hiding…..running around flying a guild tag that is my name…

Well vote a new GM for less bads

Im pretty sure anet knows how many ppl are playing WvW.

Im starting to think they don’t want to publish these numbers

KStudios.2850:

nothing.7941:

KStudios.2850:

Evalana.5480:

KStudios.2850:

Evalana.5480:

Hahahhah – I suck against rangers 1v1 – trufax XD

Bah. You did alright. Both of you. Hadn’t ever been hit by torment before. Packs a punch.

Hit me up if you guys wanna build test or whatevs.

Both of us? Haha did he duel you after?

He did. Was reluctant, but his “group build” was surprisingly duanting lol.

Geez, am I the only one with a job around here?

Jinx, saw your duel pic, bad hair day? You have taproots growing our of your head.

Night job. I actually should really be sleeping.

Yes thus I was sleeping when the rest of this I love Jinks party took off.

1st Evalena: Went to bed. Woke up saw Studios smoked you…dismissed you

2nd [kerw]: I will not join your guild. Stop sending me whispers/mail/pms about it. In particular Hadan….stop sending me nudes…while flattering….just wrong on so many levels.

3rd BP: PLEASE come down off those walls. I will fight you within treb range I promise but I cant fly up on the walls to do so.

Thank you and have a nice day

Jinks

KStudios.2850:

Jinks.2057:

Well its confirmed…..Jinks > [kerw]

I know its disheartening for you BP fellas, and it may cause some members of [kerw] to rethink their situation……

Jinks is here for you all though

And you wonder why they treb you… XD

OMG that’s what I did wrong!! Should have totally said 1v5+1treb’r

Dan.2940:

You guys could start your own thread trying to troll each other for 5 pages back and forth, just agree to a duel to settle this, or chill on the video game drama

We fought twice and he got smoked twice.

I then offered to 1v5 his guild….he refused.

There we go

Omg 15chars

Hadan.2841:

jinks, ur failing at your trolling. your desperate trying to grab onto whatever you can atm to stay afloat. It looks like we are indeed making progress. 1 step @ a time!!!

Its time to stop Hadan….you’re really starting to look bad. You’re not going to save face on this one…..just walk away

ROFLMAO BP shout box is hilarious

Hadan: Ran into Jinks that kitten talker Jinks

Warmaster: I hope you danced on his corpse

Hadan: No he got me

Warmaster: He keeps killing me too…I just wanna PvD!!

You can make this kitten up….kittening glorious

Hadan.2841:

I got beat bad and I’m trying to save face

Not working

Hadan.2841:

You should post the 2nd part of tht convo, you knw where u started to open up a bit when I hit tht soft spot of yours, oh your dirty secrets, dw together as I said we will get u thru this.

O the part where you claimed you stomped GF and refused to set up a GvG?

It’s ok Hadan….http://www.ehmry.com/ is where you can apply to my fanclub.

Jinks>[kerw]

Anyone else want this?

Well its confirmed…..Jinks > [kerw]

I know its disheartening for you BP fellas, and it may cause some members of [kerw] to rethink their situation……

Jinks is here for you all though

I vote do NOT come to Ebay

Thx

Ebay -1

Dio.2394:

Jinks.2057:

Lil point here

Winning PPT does not equate to being skilled.

Thx

True, but losing 3 weeks in a row in PPT to teams rated lower than you doesn’t equate to skill either. Why aren’t you folks in EBay gushing about the “learning opportunities” we are giving you right now?

BP offers nothing to Ebay in terms of learning. Maybe you should rethink your troll next time Doi.

Ogre.1750:

Wooooo just woke up wtf!! grz Agg and NS omfg!! Did i hear match of the week? holly ghost gentlemen, holy kitten ghost….

Supr, thought I mentioned it in the last episode, but the idea is to have a release each saturday. Expect next one then o/

Hoping to make great justice to the gift those two monster crews gave us <3

Hrmm the main problem with GvG is the ability to fight consistently higher ranked opponents.

GF vs Agg woulda been nice if it wasn’t cancelled due to rl

I

Ok I don’t understand why this hasn’t been published already. I think it would be a cool thing to see….I’d even go with Very High, High, etc they use now.

If we can get an Anet fella to explain that would be great!

forgot to add:

I’d like to see timezone populations as well. Like how many are on during each period of the day. These would be VERY interesting stats we could all have a great time with!

Lil point here

Winning PPT does not equate to being skilled.

Thx

Uncle Shags.9017:

Standard BP fare:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJ74DQUtL0g

The funny thing is the aberration you see above is the direct result of getting smashed by ebay for 13 weeks. Towards the end we watched BP evolve and change. They started to practice their zerg ball moves in the open field. They stayed tight and followed the commander mindlessly around in circles, ignoring smaller groups of opposition to prevent penetration into their dense mass. Using numbers became their primary weapon.

Ebay, we created this monster!

WvW skill at it’s finest

Evilzara.6378:

RageExpert.2453:

I’d love to get a fight club going of some sort, i can never seem to fight BP on a 1v1 scale without them running until they find more, even when equal numbers they run into the nearest tower, maybe i’ve just been running into the wrong folks

I’d love to duel you. We’ll do one Wednesday and Thursday at 8pm PST (server time).

I’ll be there. I’ll also be looking for some 2v2s if anyone is interested.

This guy means business

The Game Slayer.7632:

JobCreator.1956:

The Game Slayer.7632:

So now I get to make the point of saying that you are simply a troll. I make a very valid point, yet you decide to disregard it and make a troll-y post. I am also not “defending” anything, I clearly stated that we DID exploit, (if thats even the right word). I take back that we exploited, because its not the right word, I will call it glitching, because, we never took advantage of anything. That is the definition of exploit, right? Taking advantage of a glitch? Just checked, it is. We glitched, and took no act of turning the tides in WvW in any way, the only way we could was through map chat and telling people what we saw.

I’m sure that you said nothing of your exploits in map chat, that would leave evidence that ANet could verify, and it’s not like players communicate using any other means like Teamspeak, Mumble, Ventrilo, etc…

By the way, while you’re busy looking up definitions, search for: hypocrisy.

I have morals, and cheating is something I don’t do. I am the leader of Slay, and I was in a fractals when they did this. I joined them afterwards, and my, its pretty fun Now, if you can’t see that we were merely doing this to troll people, there is no hope for you trying to understand this sort of point of view.

Or perhaps look in a mirror.

Lol, buddy, im the kind of commander that takes your north camp and upgrades it fully. Then we built trebs and treb your citadel, and while were at it, we build rams on the portal on the way out. We are trolls, and as for hypocrisy? Why dont you search up the definition of Perception. Learn a thing or two. You have a different perception of what cheating/exploiting/glitching/trolling as i. Have a good day

Slaying Games 4realz 2013 yo

KStudios.2850:

Evalana.5480:

Jinks.2057:

Dear Zero Guild,

I thank you for the fun this morning. It was a slow morning until you fellas showed up. When y’all finally left that tower and fought we made sweet love together. I’m sorry I was rough at times…..but it was out of love.

Either way I will not join your guild.

Thank you,

Jinks (Zero’s God, Destroyer of kerw, and one who knows Zara’s secret)

JINKS!!! Omg I missed you! Kerw is not destroyed! But it’s ok! Can we duel? ♥ I haven’t even seen you out there yet…. I feel so left out

His tag is [JINK], most aptly lol.

I’ll go a round or two with anybody.

Why?

You hath just ruined it…..now when ppl rage and demand my tag while frothing at the mouth I can’t let them feel the realization of stupid wash over them when they see my tag.

Thx……

nothing.7941:

Luzano.6983:

I’m surprised BP hasn’t tried to recruit in the match-up thread by now lol.

Oh yeah, thx for the reminder. To all you Ebays and SBI who prefer not to suck….j/k

This thread is so deja vu from the EB/BP/AR unending match a few months ago, except the roles of the accusers and the accused have flipped along with the lead. You zerg, no we deploy skill groups, you just win with coverage, no we win with better tactics, you glitch, that’s not a glitch and if you’d l2p you’d get it, etc.

Just need to toss in a few dumpsters, virgins, and your jimmies are rustled and its springtime again!

There is one huge glaring difference.

BP never improved thier skill level. I literally stop flying [JINK] n[GF] when solo vs BP. Literally unless its 5+ BP runs.

Dear Zero Guild,

I thank you for the fun this morning. It was a slow morning until you fellas showed up. When y’all finally left that tower and fought we made sweet love together. I’m sorry I was rough at times…..but it was out of love.

Either way I will not join your guild.

Thank you,

Jinks (Zero’s God, Destroyer of kerw, and one who knows Zara’s secret)

I will add I remember BP crying hax on ebay for our 1337 back capping.

The tears flowed like a river….cept we were legit!

Now I read this and I giggle

nothing.7941:

We wuv u Jinks!

Yet you keep me banned

KStudios.2850:

To the BP trebbing Jinks…

ROFL! XD

It blew me away when I realized they were trying to hit
me

Stone.6751:

Jinks.2057:

When I see WFD open field fighting is not the 1st thought that goes through my head.

I’m sure the first thought that goes through your head is why are they “running away”?

There

When I see WFD open field fighting is not the 1st thought that goes through my head.

Well it seems another server is echoing Ebays thoughts on BP….

The hiding against 4x ur numbers in a tower is legit

Hiding when you outnumber by 4x not so much

O wow we got to fight BP again.

1st night back and I watched a buncha BP sit on tower walls. When they weren’t on the walls they were corpses.

Kudos to y’all for getting some serious xfers, but I saw what happened reset night….

Evalana.5480:

OH MY GOD TONIGHT – was SO much fun!!!!! Can’t wait til the video! I LOVE IT HERE!!! ♥

This dood is pumped.

Jess.6710:

Ebay stay off of our God kitten teamspeak. Its lame and makes your whole server look like an kitten . Thank you.

Bout kitten time we got some drama.

Anyone wanna drop CD’s TS info here so everyone can jump in?

Evalana.5480:

Jinks.2057:

Welp I just got back from my hiatus.

So if any BPer (like [kerw] guild) wanna get our PvE on throw me a PM. I would have posted this on your forums but it appears some dood banned me…..for now

So thx for the derail and yall can get back to your kitten talking……or lack there of

Awww Jinks! I tried asking to have you unbanned but you were kinda mean. Except to Kerw. Kerw just wants to PvE with you! ♥

Har I wasn’t mean. Just some guy got angry I said he was still mad….then got uber pist I said his nephew was cute.

When a guy like me says cute kid that’s not a flame and/or troll ya know

O well

Wow this thread is really taking off

Welp I just got back from my hiatus.

So if any BPer (like [kerw] guild) wanna get our PvE on throw me a PM. I would have posted this on your forums but it appears some dood banned me…..for now

So thx for the derail and yall can get back to your kitten talking……or lack there of

Hi

I’m Jinks let’s be friends

KStudios.2850:

Chris.3290:

Ok, I have to give credit to Aeros and Jinks for their work trolling.

Usually in a match where we outgun the enemy, we take it kinda easy. SoS has/had nothing to prove in this match.

Yet by insulting and goading our Oceanic folks, you guaranteed they’d come out every night and cap entire maps. Ensuring we’d increase our score and make the chance of facing us again even less likely; while ensuring our likelihood of getting a crap matchup against us even more likely.

Well played, way to win by losing.

Deceptively venomous post… I sad noaw. :<

See what you are failing to realize is he’s trying to “man up” b/c he has nothing to stand on.

Let this fella feel important…..it’s the right thing to do.

Chris.3290:

Ok, I have to give credit to Jinks for his genius.

Should of stopped right there…..

That’s all you needed to say. Speak the truth only my child…only the truth.

You are now free from the bindings that afflicted you. Feel yourself in this new state of enlightenment, and be healed for good.

You’re welcome my child

Evilzara.6378:

Defeated by Jinks

Seren.6850:

am I the only one that imagines jar jar binks speaking when reading jinks posts

Yousa luv meesa

Evalana.5480:

Jinks.2057:

Evalana.5480:

Everyone is so cranky… WHY?? I’m having fun! Have more fun and stop being so moody

Hi Quenta! Miss you guys! Nice to see you in the thread will have to watch the video when I get home from work!

The only ppl cranky here are dead PvDers and pist kerw GMs.

Me I literally made a killing.

LOL. I like you! Come play with me! I want to squeeze you so tight that heavy lootbags pop out of your big silly eyes! ♥

Who is this kerw you speak of? I can’t say that I’ve heard of them… kan I pist them off too?

So you’re telling me you wanna pist yourself????

Wow I dunno what to say to that honestly…..maybe invest in some depends or something, or maybe get your kegels on to prevent it????

g’luck though

Evalana.5480:

Everyone is so cranky… WHY?? I’m having fun! Have more fun and stop being so moody

Hi Quenta! Miss you guys! Nice to see you in the thread will have to watch the video when I get home from work!

The only ppl cranky here are dead PvDers and pist kerw GMs.

Me I literally made a killing.

Azure Prower.8701:

Jinks.2057:

Azure Prower.8701:

Jinks.2057:

I have a serious question that needs to be answered

why are all oceanic/eu/sea/whatever severely lacking in skill?

Depends what do you mean by skill?

I assume being able to react with out lag has its advantages? Or was this a troll to get the oceanic/eu/sea/whatever riled up?

Also no skill involved in being a P/D thief.

Alas I am no P/D thief thus I have skill….

Or is it not skill taking on up to 20 players not dying while killing them????

Or do you call skill having said 20 players fight and kill reinforced doors??? Cause that right there is the epitome of the skill I see from the PvD community.

Any one can take on 20 players and not die when they’re focused on some thing else. Hell I do that all the time. WvW is full of easy kills.

O no they were focused entirely on killing me….and they entirely failed.

I’m just disappointed at what I saw from SoS/BP…..

KStudios.2850:

Dear SoS [TS] mes,

You are a glutton for punishment lol. Took you a few tries, but you saved your north camp in the end, and I salute your persistence. Got a little better progressively with each fight too.

Probably leaving your BL now though. BP is literally crawling all over it lol. Getting a bit hairy for me, and they keep betting me to the camps.

I just don’t understand how you die to less than 10…..how is that possible?

Azure Prower.8701:

Jinks.2057:

I have a serious question that needs to be answered

why are all oceanic/eu/sea/whatever severely lacking in skill?

Depends what do you mean by skill?

I assume being able to react with out lag has its advantages? Or was this a troll to get the oceanic/eu/sea/whatever riled up?

Also no skill involved in being a P/D thief.

Alas I am no P/D thief thus I have skill….

Or is it not skill taking on up to 20 players not dying while killing them????

Or do you call skill having said 20 players fight and kill reinforced doors??? Cause that right there is the epitome of the skill I see from the PvD community.

dunnberry.2964:

Lol terrible troll jinks at least on EU I can’t say for sea and ocea but EU guilds would trounce most NA and also have the best guilds out there or did(RG and Iron) before they pretty much quit alon with others

o that’s right they stay on eu

They don’t come pvd