Guild Wars 2

Furiousbeard.7602:

Why so trolly Jinks?

Me???

Never would I troll. I’m rooting for SIC and RET

Loken.9724:

Thanks for the fights Pk/GF

We will see you same time, same play tommorow GF

And jinks. It doesnt matter last I checked it was just practice gvg. Real thing is on thursday.

So ya gonna win this Thurs I take it?

Dio.2394:

Jinks.2057:

Dio.2394:

Jinks.2057:

I’m sorry Dio but I’m a married man.

Good for you. I am all for “special people” marrying as no children are involved. How’s the weather in Vermont?

Jinks.2057:

I’m sorry Dio but I’m a married man.

I will not marry you in drag

I will not marry you in a rag

I will not marry you in a bag, on a quag, or for a gag

I’m sorry Dio but I’m a married man and will definitely not marry you on the server Mag!

Yes, I will only be marrying you in your dreams.

I will say that the Cat in the Hat motif is more amusing than your usual post ratings, quote editing and fix’t it for ya’s. Keep stretching yourself.

Hrmm 2 days to type out a fail you’re not effecting me post……

lulz

More like 2 minutes. You have to realize, I actually have a life besides this Very Serious Business™.

You keep saying this yet your actions say other wise….you miss me a lot I can tell

Sorry anet decided we must be apart now

Amins.3710:

Jinks.2057:

LOL I see Anet didn’t want GF vs SIC today

I"m still kitten’ stuck at LOADING>

/wrists

No GvG fo meh…. mabye I shouldn’t bash Anet so much and they might let me play ‘thier’ game.

Not missing much GF is up 4-0

7-0

SIC getting handled

:(

LOL I see Anet didn’t want GF vs SIC today

Gismor.8407:

Jinks.2057:

Gismor.8407:

Ejiofor.4801:

Saw some outstanding movement in SMC and EB BL by [EK], last night, [Hawk] as well.

Pure magic, if you ask me.

Well done, and nicely played. Looking forward to more!

Hey thanks, we appreciate the compliment. It was my first night running my Guild as just my Guild since I got back from my vacation, and with school having started, my numbers were quite down. We ran from 20-25 last night most of the night, but I was really happy with the new tactics and whatnots that my guys had worked on.

Great fights from [Hawk], [RET], [NERF], [RAM], [HOPE] and the other 2 or 3 Guilds I missed. We may have been outnumbered most of the night, but I hope that we gave y’all some good fights.

WTF……really most skilled groups look for the 15-20 range.

You are a zerg nothing more.

Please do try and take 15-20 and beat a 60+ man zerg. <3. Not as easy as it looks.

I see most people told you its already possible, and I will direct you to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RsxhITzz39o

and

Amins has a few more of GF killing zergs.

Dio.2394:

Jinks.2057:

I’m sorry Dio but I’m a married man.

Good for you. I am all for “special people” marrying as no children are involved. How’s the weather in Vermont?

Jinks.2057:

I’m sorry Dio but I’m a married man.

I will not marry you in drag

I will not marry you in a rag

I will not marry you in a bag, on a quag, or for a gag

I’m sorry Dio but I’m a married man and will definitely not marry you on the server Mag!

Yes, I will only be marrying you in your dreams.

I will say that the Cat in the Hat motif is more amusing than your usual post ratings, quote editing and fix’t it for ya’s. Keep stretching yourself.

Hrmm 2 days to type out a fail you’re not effecting me post……

lulz

Furajir.3815:

Weeeeeeeeeee.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcJIDoDzY8w

Guardian outplayed you at the end there.

The damage on that combo was stupid….

Amins.3710:

Engi’s… it’s the engi’s that are just destroying people w/ the perplexity runes. lol

Yes for 15 chars

Gismor.8407:

Ejiofor.4801:

Saw some outstanding movement in SMC and EB BL by [EK], last night, [Hawk] as well.

Pure magic, if you ask me.

Well done, and nicely played. Looking forward to more!

Hey thanks, we appreciate the compliment. It was my first night running my Guild as just my Guild since I got back from my vacation, and with school having started, my numbers were quite down. We ran from 20-25 last night most of the night, but I was really happy with the new tactics and whatnots that my guys had worked on.

Great fights from [Hawk], [RET], [NERF], [RAM], [HOPE] and the other 2 or 3 Guilds I missed. We may have been outnumbered most of the night, but I hope that we gave y’all some good fights.

WTF……really most skilled groups look for the 15-20 range.

You are a zerg nothing more.

Leave T1 zerg

Join T4 and lower

Be happy

20 stacks of confusion on top bleeds/burn/etc………

Furiousbeard.7602:

We’re already set up to fight GF this week, so it looks like dodging on both sides is moot at this point. Don’t you pay attention to your bookings?? :P

I look forward to seeing you guys out there.

Edit: well then, enjoy your delucious after work beer

not on GvG site that I saw

And I hope you fellas beat GF so I can trololol my guildies….I refused to rep until they came back and kitten d NS.

Furiousbeard.7602:

Are we to assume that you are not in a position to gvg Jinks, or perhaps “dodging” the request?

What time zone are you in? It seems a tad early in the day for beer.

My guild does GvG.

If you want to fight GF goto the website to contact Xeviel.

I live east coast and work overnights thus this is my happy hour

Loken.9724:

Jinks.2057:

SIC was in full dodge mode last time Ebay faced FA.

What changed?

6-8 members on roster last time we faced ebay most likely would make us ‘dodge’ most of your zerg balls you had.

You want to fight us, you know exactly where we are now. just show up for a 15v15. Talk is cheap. Seems like thats all you can do.

Thank you for making me chuckle this morning. I needed that w/ my beer.

Please though less intrawebz tough guy and more humor next time

SIC was in full dodge mode last time Ebay faced FA.

What changed?

Isnt FA the RP server?

nomdeplums.5780:

Can I just give a big shout out to the incredibly awesome roaming and dueling culture of EB? You guys are officially my favorite server to fight.

EB roamers and duelers are just leagues ahead of anything I find in T3 or above servers. Have had plenty of fun fights and have met some really good players. Hope the fun lasts the rest of the week.

Shhh we don’t want that getting out….it ruins our culture

But thank you though

Dio.2394:

Jinks.2057:

Dio.2394:

Jinks.2057:

Dio.2394:

Jinks.2057:

Dio.2394:

Jinks.2057:

lol @BP thumping chest about winning ppt.

FYI when looking at the breakdown of scoring this match you see a lovely trend.

Ebay was in the lead until Monday am when BP/Yaks got to PvD us.

Again Ebay was winning until we all log off on the weekend allowing PvD to take place.

Couldn’t even PvD Ebay on the weekend and had to wait until the work week started.

These are facts.

Admits to not having a rebuttal

Spends another Friday night editing quoted text on the internet. Wonders what talking to girls is like.

Im talking 2 you tho…..

Word of advice, if you are making that sort of mistake here, you should really never, ever go to Thailand. Ever… Really… Trust me.

So what you’re saying is you only dress like a woman….

Oh Jinks, you are projecting your fantasies out loud again. You should go, I can see the call home now “Ma, you and Pa lose the bet, I’m married! She has the nicest eyes and the cutest little adam’s apple!”

I’m sorry Dio but I’m a married man.

I will not marry you in drag

I will not marry you in a rag

I will not marry you in a bag, on a quag, or for a gag

I’m sorry Dio but I’m a married man and will definitely not marry you on the server Mag!

Dio.2394:

Jinks.2057:

Dio.2394:

Jinks.2057:

Dio.2394:

Jinks.2057:

lol @BP thumping chest about winning ppt.

FYI when looking at the breakdown of scoring this match you see a lovely trend.

Ebay was in the lead until Monday am when BP/Yaks got to PvD us.

Again Ebay was winning until we all log off on the weekend allowing PvD to take place.

Couldn’t even PvD Ebay on the weekend and had to wait until the work week started.

These are facts.

Admits to not having a rebuttal

Spends another Friday night editing quoted text on the internet. Wonders what talking to girls is like.

Im talking 2 you tho…..

Word of advice, if you are making that sort of mistake here, you should really never, ever go to Thailand. Ever… Really… Trust me.

So what you’re saying is you only dress like a woman….

This thread sucks.

Where’s the hax accusations? I thought I got it started with the last post.

Dio.2394:

Jinks.2057:

Dio.2394:

Jinks.2057:

lol @BP thumping chest about winning ppt.

FYI when looking at the breakdown of scoring this match you see a lovely trend.

Ebay was in the lead until Monday am when BP/Yaks got to PvD us.

Again Ebay was winning until we all log off on the weekend allowing PvD to take place.

Couldn’t even PvD Ebay on the weekend and had to wait until the work week started.

These are facts.

Admits to not having a rebuttal

Spends another Friday night editing quoted text on the internet. Wonders what talking to girls is like.

Im talking 2 you tho…..

wombat.6123:

About 10 of us just reported an Bronze Invader Ehmry Bay thief from GF guild who was teleport hacking so badly it was obvious to even the new players in wvw. gg.

O wow this just set the tone for the match up.

“Ebay so good you’ll accuse us of cheating”

Dio.2394:

Jinks.2057:

lol @BP thumping chest about winning ppt.

FYI when looking at the breakdown of scoring this match you see a lovely trend.

Ebay was in the lead until Monday am when BP/Yaks got to PvD us.

Again Ebay was winning until we all log off on the weekend allowing PvD to take place.

Couldn’t even PvD Ebay on the weekend and had to wait until the work week started.

These are facts.

Admits to not having a rebuttal

airstu.2579:

Ebay is now Anvil Rock.

Jinks.2057:

These are facts.

[Lost] is free bags and nullifies your opinion

lol @BP thumping chest about winning ppt.

FYI when looking at the breakdown of scoring this match you see a lovely trend.

Ebay was in the lead until Monday am when BP/Yaks got to PvD us.

Again Ebay was winning until we all log off on the weekend allowing PvD to take place.

Couldn’t even PvD Ebay on the weekend and had to wait until the work week started.

These are facts.

GF has always been the best skill group on Ebay.

There are other great groups tho

lulz @ ppl who think GF is interested in towers/ppt

20 is high imho

10 I think is legit

15 is cool too

5 is not enough

Aeros.2046:

Yaks Bend, we know what you are doing. I can’t say WHAT you are doing because this against the GW2 TOS. I can say though, we know its not Ehmry because they have honor. You have reaped the whirlwind this night

Know that my entire mission in life will be to see you guys lose this match up. And you will. Their are depths a server can go, but I have never seen a server sink as low as you guys have tonight. I am full of righteous indignation, as is all members of the pass.

Begun, the guild wars have. Ehmy Bay, I can’t speak for all, but I think we no longer care who wins this match up, so long as Yaks LOSES this match up. Yaks, we are coming for you, and ONLY you, to the detriment of all else. You are going to lose this match up and as many ranking points as we can take from you.

Too much care has been given

BurrTheKing.8571:

Jinks.2057:

Ya ran into ppl with stun breaks…..they run out and die

EzMode

If you’re going to try and make an argument about something – might I suggest making actual arguments and at least trying to make yourself sound intelligent. What you just wrote sounds like a Thief that got beaten by a more skilled Warrior and you then came to this forum to whine…oh look you play a Thief.

Most of your comments in general seem to be highly negative and rarely seem to be longer than a paragraph and have hardly any meaningful content. Doesn’t even look like you’re very popular even in your own classes forum.

Don’t need to make a longer post because what I say is true.

Ya ran into ppl with stun breaks…..they run out and die

EzMode

Ran it and laughed at how ez it was.

Enjoy it while you can imho

Scoobaniec.9561:

Jinks.2057:

What the problem is is regen + stunlock + damage in stun.

I fought a mace/Hammer regen warrior….absolutely redunk on the stunlock.

Wouldn’t have been a problem if the regen wasn’t over the top as well.

No one is kittening about the insane lock down + damage…you can keep that. Tone down regen

I will agree with that when they nerf other classes healing abilities. Until that stay away.

You going to lose one.

Trust me when I say keep stun+damage.

What the problem is is regen + stunlock + damage in stun.

I fought a mace/Hammer regen warrior….absolutely redunk on the stunlock.

Wouldn’t have been a problem if the regen wasn’t over the top as well.

No one is kittening about the insane lock down + damage…you can keep that. Tone down regen

Gorefiend.9675:

KStudios.2850:

Lets not forget the ongoing event. I see tons of our regulars in there.

Eh, that will hurt each server basically identically.

Except on every event our wvw population takes an abnormally big hit. I think faux had the numbers one day.

As for what’s going on right now in WvW……that is called losing when you aren’t playing.

I think Ebay is perhaps the best server at this. Can’t beat us primetime, but just wait a few hours when we goto sleep/work.

Healing signet regen is too much and needs to be nerfed.

The whole stunlock of doom I’m actually ok with (cept that perma stunlock m/s hammer spec)

We’ll see what anet does tho

Sigmar.2185:

Jinks.2057:

Sigmar.2185:

Jinks.2057:

This reminds me of my favorite story of all: (…)

snip

You’re starting to get boring and w/out any improv

Try again Jelly V try again

yup, I’m boring myself and have to let it go and regarding to you, I feel sorry for you (marked by Anet moderators) and your efforts for not catch mods attentions. About BP forum, can’t be safety to trade words with you either there, both of us are marked in that place also, you guess the rest because I recognize you as a very intelligence person, to bad life in some sort of way make your faith different than mine.

Grats anyway for your patience, trade a good experience with you and some LOLs, no bad feelings and fair well Jinks

k

Sigmar.2185:

Jinks.2057:

This reminds me of my favorite story of all: (…)

snip

You’re starting to get boring and w/out any improv

Try again Jelly V try again

Sigmar.2185:

Jinks.2057:

Sigmar.2185:

Jinks.2057:

(…)be forever known as the Bard of Arenanet!!

I can be, if you play along as the monkey who will collect the coins and perhaps with your thief skills you bring some more :P

You just had to go and ruin it with this subpar response…

Couldn’t resist and this applies to both of us:

A scorpion and a frog meet on the bank of a stream and the scorpion asks the frog to carry him across on its back. The frog asks, “How do I know you won’t sting me?” The scorpion says, “Because if I do, I will die too.”

The frog is satisfied, and they set out. But in midstream, the scorpion stings the frog. The frog feels the onset of paralysis and starts to sink, knowing they both will drown, but has just enough time to gasp “Why?”

Replies the scorpion: “It’s my nature…”

This reminds me of my favorite story of all:

There once was a big fish who was king of the pond. Everywhere he went in his pond he was feared and respected. One day this fish found a river and decided to leave his pond to find new waters. He traveled for days upon days searching for that new home.

Finally that river dumped into the ocean, and the fish danced with joy!! For he had finally found a pond big enough for him! It was then that he saw another fish in the distance and he said to himself, “Time to show them this is MY pond.”

So he darted off to this strange fish to show all that he was the biggest fish in this pond too, but as he swam closer he noticed that fish just kept getting bigger and bigger. Finally he made it right up next to the other fish and he proclaimed, “My name is Sugmor and this is MY pond!!!”

Well the shark turned upon this little fish and chuckled. He replied with a tired voice, “My name is Jinks and I’m hungry.”

That was the last thing that little fish ever heard for the shark then ate him……

Sigmar.2185:

Jinks.2057:

(…)be forever known as the Bard of Arenanet!!

I can be, if you play along as the monkey who will collect the coins and perhaps with your thief skills you bring some more :P

You just had to go and ruin it with this subpar response…

Forgot to add in my morning rounds…..

Yak’s needs to get with the program. Currently Jinks is free on BP’s website. So you fellas going to have to get that #freejinks rally going on www.yaksbend.com

That is all continue w/ the drama..o wait Ebay still winning PPT WTF is wrong w/ you all???

Sigmar.2185:

Aeros.2046:

BP only wins because we Zerg, not like Ehmry who never ever uses zergs. Also, only BP uses Arrow Carts. Ehmry is so awesome, they defend towers solely with their manly strength and courage, never once resorting to AC’s. This is the truth I have learned from our match up threads.

Ehmrybay can’t support the idea Borlis Pass defend properly. Since [Rekz] guild and some fairweathers transferrer from EB, they want it soft to camouflage their lack of important guilds.

Yak’s Bend, your doing fine and keep it up, BP and EB aren’t “boogie man” to scare you far I can see. Please don’t answer trolls in forum with troll stuff, you will feed them!

Borlis Pass improves guild cooperations a lot more than you recognize. This lead to an excellent distribution for who will defend BP BL, who will attack opponents in their BL or Eternal. BP have to be proud for the excellence of their guilds works and half of them are very skilled, however trolls only can see what they want to see: BP zergs.

Despite the usual forum warriors, this matchup promise great fights and battles, for the 3 servers are very good in what they are doing with great commanders among all 3, you all deserve a well balanced matchup and that’s suppose to be. Cheers

I have yet to meet a person who posts with such intellect!!! Please do everyone on this forum a favor and never post again…..You will just ruin this fine poem of a post you wrote. It should be made into music to be sung to the Gods. It is beautiful and I thank you from the bottom of my heart for writing such literature.

Never post again and be forever known as the Bard of Arenanet!!

Deathwalker.6810:

ETTIN GROG UGGBERRY SAY HI.
MATCH PLAY EBAY.
GROG SAY PEOPLE ARE POINTS.
GROG SEE PEOPLE ARE LOOTS.
GROG EAT LOOTS. AND GRUBS.
EBAY ARE GRUBS.
JINKS IS BIG GRUB.
ETTIN GROG UGGBERRY SAY BYE.

Least you got it right….I’m the most important thing in this matchup

+1 for u

EFWinters.5421:

Evalana.5480:

EFWinters.5421:

Please note that I always state the week is going to be “interesting” to start off courteously, but since this thread is already in the gutter let me just say that fighting BP is about as interesting as fighting a dead fish.

Oh I couldn’t agree more. We are just a bunch of wet noodles wiggling this way and that. So many bads. But the same can be said about just any of the 3 servers in this matchup, in my opinion. I do enjoy fighting Ebay though – both on and off the forums!

If 99% of BP was bad and 1% good I would be OK with that but there is literally not a single group that is even half-decent outside of their zerg.

I have played against EB and I can’t say the same about them.

Unfortunately this is true

Congrats BP on a great opener and subsequent day after. To see that y all are leading by so much is disheartening….

KStudios.2850:

Was considering getting some guildees together for a naked line dance score update, just to be cheeky, lol.

Not those type of nudes…..these are disturbing

Hadan.2841:

Please Luzano help me convince Jinks to join my guild

This is starting to get rediculous…..

Eva was supposed to talk to you stop the inflow of nudes…….I got a ton more in my inbox today. Majorly creeped out right now

I support all trolling and drama in this thread.

welcome Yaks!!!! It seems i’m still banned from your forums, but I know there is a Jinks following on your server bwahahaha

Eva was fun we’ll play again