Guild Wars 2

Usagi.4835:

Lmfao, [SG] at Hills in JQBL. Omg… Your poor omega dodged back a bit too far and fell off the cliff. (He didn’t need to actually really back out of aoe. It was a wooden wall and you would’ve gotten it down just fine.)

haha, yeah we were telling him not to back up any farther, then he randomly dodged backwards and aiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee off the cliff!

Then when I was spam /laughing him, somebody hopped off the wall and kicked me over and I died to…karma is a kitten haha. :p

Mancito had a low budget charr porn convention to attend on Wednesday and he arrived back at his penthouse to late at night to lead the cadets in the bookah farming @@

Grats JQ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thanks to our allies on JQ, special thanks to the [SG] loon squad this week, and “good game” BG and SoR.

[SG] vs BG and SoR (Monday). Just an SG video from one of our fight nights made by a member (Ceraphine Jane), sharing for the universe. (Also post yours we like to watch @@ )

http://youtu.be/BKarh93DmAk

SG had alot of fun running around SoR BL with DA and NS last night. That is alot of idiocy to handle in one map. @@ (p.s. GJ sor d3wdz defending your garri that one long fight.)

Akio.1749:

MaLeVoLenT.8129:

ONE/RISE AGG/SG GOOD FIGHTS IN SOR BL

I feel you there Mal…. you kittens had our purring number quite a few times there at the beginning

Ty good fights all around.

Hello FA server,

Thanks to all the fun fights last night from [SG]. Special thanks to the FA guilds on FAbl, [ATK],[CL], and [HOPE] for the brawls.

We’ll be doing [RATS] on Wednesday around 5pm pst if you guys would like to tangle with the madness!?!

Mance

Fuzzion.2504:

Mance.5640:

Hello all,

We just thought we’d share this with the community, and for those other people who post videos etc that we watch. Here is an SG highlight vid recently made by one of our players. SG has been a pvp guild for 22+ years (JQ since beta) and we enjoy brawls, big ones and small, we thank you for brawling with us! /salute On a side note if FA/SoS would like to fight RATS (our training guild for JQ) on a particular borderland please let me know.

Enjoy:

http://youtu.be/wpoQk2OnbJs

Nice vid. Good music 2. Stonewall is a wall of stone. He never dies mate.

Thanks Fuzion. Stonewall is beast, for sure.

Here is another highlight video from the past couple weeks.

You’re an older gamer that loves to PvP/RvR/WvW and hates drama and silly bickering during your game time (you got people to stab!) then SG is the place for you.

All killer, no filler. SG.

http://youtu.be/wpoQk2OnbJs

Hello all,

We just thought we’d share this with the community, and for those other people who post videos etc that we watch. Here is an SG highlight vid recently made by one of our players. SG has been a pvp guild for 22+ years (JQ since beta) and we enjoy brawls, big ones and small, we thank you for brawling with us! /salute On a side note if FA/SoS would like to fight RATS (our training guild for JQ) on a particular borderland please let me know.

Enjoy:

http://youtu.be/wpoQk2OnbJs

SykkoB.9465:

r JQ’s que times as kittenome of your server mates r saying in some threads??? and is it on all 4 maps or just 1-2, and the ppl complaining r simple not smart enough to que up a dif one?

this filter is getting worse and worse

Unlike SoR we only queue about 2 maps during primetime zones. You’ll still outnumber JQ and get wiped unless your on 10 arrowcarts, take a deep breath.

Cadets! [RATS] Fans! Citizens! Members of Tyrias master race! Concerned Parents! Lovers of the pwn!

[RATS] Media proudly presents [RATS] vs KO/REV and bg map.

(It was fantastic slaughtering bookahs for 3.5hrs, you did get us a couple times in bay. Props to the BG who kept fighting us and not hiding behind towers. We have more videos of smashing around with GoF etc later. Hopefully you will continue to learn and present more challenges as more [RATS] reach upper class status!)

http://youtu.be/IlENfdSBp5I

Interested JQ remember to contact you local [SG] to become a cadet, or for daily bag collecting.

-Instructor Mancito

(p.s. TC did pay us in cheesy treats to attack bg bl and not tc bl. Ty for the snacks!)

Cadets! [RATS] Fans! Citizens! Members of Tyrias master race! Concerned Parents! Lovers of the pwn!

[RATS] Media proudly presents [RATS] vs KO/REV and bg map.

(It was fantastic slaughtering bookahs for 3.5hrs, you did get us a couple times in bay. Props to the BG who kept fighting us and not hiding behind towers. We have more videos of smashing around with GoF etc later. Hopefully you will continue to learn and present more challenges as more [RATS] reach upper class status!)

http://youtu.be/IlENfdSBp5I

Interested JQ remember to contact you local [SG] to become a cadet, or for daily bag collecting.

-Instructor Mancito

(p.s. TC did pay us in cheesy treats to attack bg bl and not tc bl. Ty for the snacks!)

hmmm some interesting info about bg given to us from TC along with a nice cheese package…

Kalidri.5427:

Mance.5640:

Mance.5640:

WyldKat.4712:

Mance.5640:

TARNISHED COAST…answer this question:

Is there a secret cache of bubble gum infused cheese hidden within your garrison?

No, we’re more into toast and cookies, sometimes beer. No gummy cheese or cheesy gum.

I will inform the School of this.

Hmmm… [RATS] scouts have informed me you DO in FACT have GUMMY CHEESE AND CHEESY GUM on TC BORDERLAND!!!!!!

My dear, I think your scouts’ acute sense of smell may have detected the sweat of TC trying and trying to keep garrison safe from the T1 hordes. OF course [RATS] is the most adorable horde ever and I am happy to be invaded as long as photo ops are allowed before I get killed and finally lose my pants. Pants loss is my measurement of how hard fought things are – T1 weeks are full pants loss events .

Also, how about if I just mail the cheese to [RATS] then we could just avoid the whole unpleasant hordes at the gates and running repair from north camp situation? Ever stopped to think how sore our little TC feet are after days of this? At least let us have a waypoint so we can rest.

Also, all of you should come to the Dolyak Parade but you can all come as adorable as you all are and who knows, maybe I can bring cheese so you don’t hurt us and we can always use an honor guard. Do consider.

Well the thought occurs… cheesy gum sweat would be disgusting. Maybe it’s the charr.

We have just held our weekly faculty meeting. We have decided that whichever server sends Mancito the most treats by 4:30pm pst time (30mins) will NOT be the focus of our weekly bookah bag round up.

Thanks,

Instructor Mancito

Mance.5640:

WyldKat.4712:

Mance.5640:

TARNISHED COAST…answer this question:

Is there a secret cache of bubble gum infused cheese hidden within your garrison?

No, we’re more into toast and cookies, sometimes beer. No gummy cheese or cheesy gum.

I will inform the School of this.

Hmmm… [RATS] scouts have informed me you DO in FACT have GUMMY CHEESE AND CHEESY GUM on TC BORDERLAND!!!!!!

ballymun.3986:

SG has flipped BG’s garri when JQ’s stacked TZ overwhelms BG’s, and most of BG are asleep, we also ran around facerubbing doors to make ourselves look really good so our SEA guilds wouldn’t quit the server

Well done. What a guy !

Lol the two times SG did flip BG garri (I don’t know if we did last night as well) were at 3pm pst Sunday afternoon and 5pm pst Monday afternoon.

Sunday’s flip was awesome, props to GD, that was the first time we had worked with them. Monday was a classic SG ninja. I don’t believe EU and EST are “JQ’s stacked time zones” but I appreciate your effort on the troll attempt!

WyldKat.4712:

Mance.5640:

TARNISHED COAST…answer this question:

Is there a secret cache of bubble gum infused cheese hidden within your garrison?

No, we’re more into toast and cookies, sometimes beer. No gummy cheese or cheesy gum.

I will inform the School of this.

Hexin.5603:

Mance.5640:

TARNISHED COAST…answer this question:

I NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED to know before 5pm pacific.

You were touched by a White Walker, that’s why they came back…

Winter… Is Coming!

hehe

TARNISHED COAST…answer this question:

Is there a secret cache of bubble gum infused cheese hidden within your garrison? OR in fact, is this secret cache in BG’s garrison?

(SG has flipped BG’s garri on Sunday and Monday and I didn’t find it, but it may have been overlooked.)

I NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED to know before 5pm pacific.

JudgeD.5673:

Was that you and your boys I kept running into earlier, Mance? I was the engineer that was running around solo. Kept having encounters with an SG havoc in TC BL, which gives the whole “stalker in the ruins” thing some credence. :P

Twas not me my friend, but the guild twas pvping and also it twas havocing about, as it twer I was attending rl functions, twixt my gaming sessions.

saiyr.3071:

Mance.5640:

Meanwhile in the real world while BG pugs complain that they may not out number JQ 2v1 in 3 out of 4 time zones anymore…

http://blackgatewvw.com/forum/index.php?/topic/1405-bg-arms-race-fundraiser/

Find ONE post like this from JQ rofl.

JQ’s new motto “Quality over Quantity” #getgood (trademark- some NS guy.)

ALSO [SG] is recruiting PvF warriors from #magswag to bolster our forum coverage, you can remain on #magswag of course.

You can make any forum post about JQ being better than BG or SoR in skills etc etc(in #magswag fashion), at the end you have to say SHADOW GYPSIES RULE or something lame like that. At the end of the week send me your forum post tally, I will review your work and [SG] will send you 1sp per post as payment.

You’re just trying to get us banned with the all caps tagline at the end. Nice try!!

Ok don’t use all caps tag lines at the end!

SFShinigami.2015:

Mance.5640:

burningoat.7052:

Mance.5640:

Meanwhile in the real world while BG pugs complain that they may not out number JQ 2v1 in 3 out of 4 time zones anymore…

http://blackgatewvw.com/forum/index.php?/topic/1405-bg-arms-race-fundraiser/

Find ONE post like this from JQ rofl.

JQ’s new motto “Quality over Quantity” #getgood (trademark- some NS guy.)

ALSO [SG] is recruiting PvF warriors from #magswag to bolster our forum coverage, you can remain on #magswag of course.

You can make any forum post about JQ being better than BG or SoR in skills etc etc(in #magswag fashion), at the end you have to say SHADOW GYPSIES RULE or something lame like that. At the end of the week send me your forum post tally, I will review your work and [SG] will send you 1sp per post as payment.

Good Sir, the trademark you are referring to is “#GetGud” please do not make this mistake again

Ah #getGud! got it.

Also #magswag, Our guild bank has 20gp we just raised to hire PvF Muscle!

Mance. I’m just gonna come out and say it.

You make me feel like Mancen!

I wanna Mance the night away!

Praise Jedsus!

Ugh you get the K I T T E N song stuck in my head every night.

Evalana.5480:

OMG! You had me at Bribery! ♥

LMFAO at the 2 copper attached!!

Join my PvF army!

Hiring Maguuma forums warriors for PvF battle, my guild is lacking NA forum coverage. Payment options are detailed in the JQ thread.

ty.

burningoat.7052:

Mance.5640:

Meanwhile in the real world while BG pugs complain that they may not out number JQ 2v1 in 3 out of 4 time zones anymore…

http://blackgatewvw.com/forum/index.php?/topic/1405-bg-arms-race-fundraiser/

Find ONE post like this from JQ rofl.

JQ’s new motto “Quality over Quantity” #getgood (trademark- some NS guy.)

ALSO [SG] is recruiting PvF warriors from #magswag to bolster our forum coverage, you can remain on #magswag of course.

You can make any forum post about JQ being better than BG or SoR in skills etc etc(in #magswag fashion), at the end you have to say SHADOW GYPSIES RULE or something lame like that. At the end of the week send me your forum post tally, I will review your work and [SG] will send you 1sp per post as payment.

Good Sir, the trademark you are referring to is “#GetGud” please do not make this mistake again

Ah #getGud! got it.

Also #magswag, Our guild bank has 20gp we just raised to hire PvF Muscle!

Meanwhile in the real world while BG pugs complain that they may not out number JQ 2v1 in 3 out of 4 time zones anymore…

http://blackgatewvw.com/forum/index.php?/topic/1405-bg-arms-race-fundraiser/

Find ONE post like this from JQ rofl.

JQ’s new motto “Quality over Quantity” #getgood (trademark- some NS guy.)

ALSO [SG] is recruiting PvF warriors from #magswag to bolster our forum coverage, you can remain on #magswag of course.

You can make any forum post about JQ being better than BG or SoR in skills etc etc(in #magswag fashion), at the end you have to say SHADOW GYPSIES RULE or something lame like that. At the end of the week send me your forum post tally, I will review your work and [SG] will send you 1sp per post as payment.

probably the same reason why no guilds in JQ will invite him.

Are the rumors of a massive cache of cheese hidden in TC Garrison true or false?

Thx.

TC has had massive blow out matches when not playing BG/JQ/SOR, almost every week for 3 months now? Or longer?

BG/JQ/SOR also need time to roleplay, maybe craft, level an alt etc. Please relax.

JQ now has TWO Ocx guilds. TKG with a 60ish sized roster, and MERC with a 100ish size roster.

TWO OCX GUILDS.

Be afraid Gw2, JQ HAS TWO OCX GUILDS, GAME OVER MAN, GAAAAAAME OVER! =) (Also we have two EU guilds…one medium size (GD very nice lads) and one small one Noah.)

Let us all take deep breaths and calm down. BG and SoR still outnumber JQ during Ocx and EU and NA. You’ll have three time zones that you can try to map blob us and maybe win a fight still.

Oh and thanks for all the fun fights today from [SG]!

TARNISHED COAST?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!? I have heard you have alot of CHEEEEEEEEEESE hidden in your borderland? IS THIS TRUE?!

sielfiel.4692:

Darkjoy.3092:

Kiff.8157:

woot~ merc is going to JQ?

LOL Merc is the Nightwatch of BG ! They swore an oath to guard the wall and protect us from the white walkers . We wouldn’t trade them for all the other servers guilds in thier time zone. Plus their commanders scare us

mance rayder and the wildlings now :P

Don’t let the books fool you kids, Mance and the Wildlings win in the end =)

League play begins shortly for wvw! Interested recruits please contact us.

TW really has not been the same for a couple months in open field. But with WARD joining TWL the 4 or 5 recruits they take a month from their recruit guild might serve to bolster their skill level in open field engagements. Hopefully this will increase the competition a little for BG/JQ wvwers and there will be less camping of ac’s and more fights.

RATS video from tonight’s run inc soon.

Lots of fun tonight in EB with [RATS] !

We’ll have some video’s up tomorrow on RATS stream etc. ty for fun EB sor/bg, some epic fights.

-Instructor Mancito of [RATS]

Ok thank you for your time. It is my understanding that TWL is a training guild for TW? And that TW accepts 4 or 5 recruits from TWL per month that make the cut, into the original guild?

Thank you.

Mance.5640:

I have heard rumors that WARD has merged with TWL. Can anyone confirm this?

Ty.

Hello, I am still waiting for confirmation. Thank you.

Ruhroh! BG has some statistics now SoR! /popcorn

I have heard rumors that WARD has merged with TWL. Can anyone confirm this?

Ty.

[SG] would like to thank SoR/BG for all the fun fights today in SoR BL and later on at night when we were hopping around the maps. Thanks for the fights early MERC squad.

The Gypsy train was pretty long and strong and getten the bags tonight. We will take it a bit more chill tomorrow while we rest for [RATS].

Also AGG/NS are both very easy to work with when on the same maps. These guys are like kids in a candy store right now farming the megablobs.

As a commander you don’t even need to see NS/AGG pins on the map to know their location, you can see their big happy smiles from across the map.

(RATS ON WEDNESDAY JQ! Be afraid bookahs, be very very afraid!)

Chris.3290:

bandwagoning is not a new idea and gets limited returns. If you get as large as SBI (who is likely to end up in the gold league anyhow) you too will jump up then hit the wall. At that point, you need to ask if you are getting everything you hoped you would be out of things.

In other words, forget this rather humorous backdoor recruitment ad for FC (A+ for originality) and if you are finding instability or not enough participation on your server look for a new long-term home (unless you want to be one of those gypsy guilds that moves every 3 weeks.) Servers that have survived bad drops (SoS, SBI, IoJ) are good places to start and look around. Find people who’s philosophy and attitude reflect yours.

HEY we are Gw2’s only GYPSY guild and we have never moved! :p

I can’t believe that one server that always interrupts the 1server vs 1server in this game. It was like wvw was designed for 3 servers or something.

I don’t know about the rest of you 2v1 complainers, but I for one demand my monthly subscription fee be refunded!

This is NOT what I signed up for!

gebrechen.5643:

Noodles definitely needs to found more guilds. You can’t have enough tags no one remembers!

You might want to take a break if you’ve founded four guilds and the member base has told you to kick rocks every time.

Maybe play solo and relax a little while. Have a beer, do some hand modeling, enjoy life etc.

JQ Sea are meanies =(

Missing 371 SoR posts about how they never die in wvw and don’t win fights based on just numbers?

Clearly.

Ratasum Army Tactical School on Jade Quarry is opening recruitment to all members of Tyria’s master race! (That’s Asura in case you dumb bookahs do not (I DON"T KNOW HOW!) already know.

[RATS] initially started off as a fun training guild for [SG] Shadow Gypsies. But we were having so much fun with it we decided to open it up to all members of the JQ server to share in the insanity. Our opponents have quickly learned to respect the Rat Pack, mostly at the receiving end of a sharp weapon or hand grenade unfortunately!

[RATS] is an ALL Asura wvw guild that runs on JQ Wednesday nights starting at 4-5 p.m. pst/ 8-8 est NA. [RATS] has three requirements, be on TS in the [RATS] channel, be amazing aka Asura, and cadets must listen to the instructor. Harassment of bookahs is encouraged in /map and /team chat!

[RATS] typically fields 70-140 Cadets on it’s Wednesday bookah killing, I mean training courses. [RATS] is a unique and fun experience, but make no mistake! Our primary focus is getting those bags to fund our school! (And various addictions of our lead instructors and drinking habits of the Cadets.) Our school is currently at 350 members, with 100+ members having achieved the rank of Senior Cadet!

If you wish to join [RATS] find us on Wednesday nights, or if you are tired of your current bookah infested server and wish to join the weekly culling event, you can contact me on these forums.

But but, what do the [RATS] look like in action?!

Here are some videos of [RATS] in action from this weeks training course:

(2nd big fight at 8min)

http://tinyurl.com/rats4lyfe (Videos by Instructor Kraslin, next week we’ll get some tank pov videos. The 20+ [RAT] tankball is hilarious.)

(On the side window are links to two more videos. We will update this weekly for [RATS] fans and hopeful Cadets!)

-Instructor Mancito

Tactical Shenanigans!

[SG] is still recruiting drama free people who love to WvW!

Contact us in game or on these forums.

The GvG was over and ONS knew we were coming.

No GvG was even interrupted. A GvG did ensue though!

" we were having fun the GvG was over and we knew they were coming." -ONS GM (6 posts above…bookahs and reading BAH!)

RAT ATTACK ON ONS !

RATS won both, but very fun fights thank you. The first one was really fun just a super kitten fest. ONS clearly knows RATS are inc and jumps RATS right before we get to the windmill. Various pugs from all sides jump in, carnage ensues. ONS rallies up and has another go at RATS, another fun fight. RATS take both wins. Also note ONS guys…this is by YOUR spawn not ours :p (Somewhere during 1st fight RISE commander says freaken RATS! and goes and makes a sandwhich.) 2nd fight vs ONS is at 8min.

http://youtu.be/NcJgLyADH4w