Guild Wars 2

SG holding hills versus BG Zerg tonight

WAHA fan club is crying buckets of tears, I’m sure he is KITTEN LOVING IT! haha GO JQ SEA!

I said it before and I’ll say it again, JQ lacks complete coverage in 2/4 time zones and you little pvdoor whine types still can’t get us out of T1. Every server since the 2nd week of the game has tried, but we aren’t going anywhere.

Old man JQ still gobbling up them bags and making tears! Any true wvw guilds that like to farm copious amounts of bags should come on over, you will LOVE IT!

So much fun right now.

Wilco.1458:

I’ll like to welcome [RATS] – a 70 man Romanian meth addicted guild. They are a great fit for JQ.

http://www.twitch.tv/drwilco

Rats are awesome!

Well it’s chase HB or beat on a door…

I think HB is probably one of the only organized groups during EU at that time, so tagged or not pugs are going to follow a group of people that look like they know what they are doing.

Especially with SoR’s Eu mobs roaming around. Sounds like a smart move if you’re a bg eu puggy.

We are going to have to start playing Wilco’s “super mellow wvw sound tracks” in TS haha.

Liquid.9672:

Oh before I forget, I had a good chuckle on SoRBL last night watching what went down while we were there. SoR trebs our spawn tower from Hills, and when the wall is low JQ sets up Catas to finish the job. Before coming in SoR comes over and wipes JQ. While that’s happening we dump supply into the wall. So SoR sets up three trebs to work the wall down again. So the JQ zerg comes over and smashes right into the SoR zerg. As they’re clashing I see one single /shrug emote from an SoR player lol. Cracked me up.

We lost the tower in the end but it was fun to watch from the battlement. JQ’s goal was a BG tower (probably because we kitten ed you off for flipping your spawn tower) but nobody can say they don’t hit SoR. Then again, I think Joker from [Pro] was tagged up so I guess I shouldn’t be surprised.

I was pinned and so was Joker. Here is what happened from our POV. We land on the BL start scrapping with TW n Friends, eventually take bay as BG is pushing hills and SoR can’t stop us both. With BG pushing the east we begin to push the west.

BG loses the fight for hills, so rather than continue to push up the east while we push SoR on the west, BG as usual decides to back door JQ at our spawn tower. SG and PRO with a collective sigh of “how dumb can BG be” begin to farm BG. Lake tower is being trebbed and the wall is almost down at some point so we start catapulting it. As BG due to their stupidity needs to leave the map. We get the wall down and before we can wipe BG, the SoR map zerg hits us from behind and takes out our siege. Then they build 3 trebs to finish Lake. Just to be jerks back we bum rush their trebs. SoR recovers shortly after and finishes Lake. The end result is BG leaves the map as SoR and JQ wipe them out. Soon after it grows late and most of our guilds have to log. Leaving BG no points and SoR still steadily gaining points for first place.

In summation: You had become an annoyance to SG/Pro and the SoR map zerg as we were having a jolly time bashing each other.

Fact.5908:

Neuromancer.2148:

These gifs are childish and annoying.

You and my gifs have something in common.

haha

Wilco.1458:

Mance.5640:

Yep, and with MERC and KISS coming to JQ to fight things other than doors next week, things should shape up nicely.

I would like to be the first to welcome [MERC] and [KISS] to JQ.

On a serious note, we had a hilariously fun time in SoR BL after running into a brick wall in EB. We tried to hide inside Bay by sleeping under the tree but it didn’t work unfortunately.

TW: I have a video of the best fight between both servers (this isn’t a chestthump video, this was seriously a good fight). Shame you had to respond to Blackgate backdooring your keep.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVg4S1QDRzg

EB red keep is a pain. Next time we’ll swap maps earlier to tangle with TW I think.

Thanks all. Here is a little video from some [SG] action last night with our friends from [PRO] who recently transferred to help us collect bags in T1.

JQ NA always outnumbered never outgunned!

7/16 [SG] and [PRO] zerg busting bagapalooza SOR BL.

Yep, and with MERC and KISS coming to JQ to fight things other than doors next week, things should shape up nicely.

JQ’s “strategic problem” was fixed a couple patches ago with the addition of AOE looting while we are farming BG/SoR zergs.

Also JQ NA is usually ahead of BG ppt for the majority of the week, and our SEA is excellent as usual. BG simply has ocx which we do not, and SoR has EU which we are very very light on.

But its really no big deal as the bagapalooza continues!

Wait…JQ is 2v1’ing both Sor AND Bg?

This is why we are #1 NA, we can 2v1 both sides at the same time, like a boss.

Anyone on specific borderlands from BG/SoR, we’ll try to bring [SG] by to create some violence?

To bad the map zerg showed up and ruined SG vs TW 2v2 Omega Golem duel! haha

We need ocx/eu. NA times I think JQ is in the sweet spot (keep in mind our guild is a bit masochistic) you can farm limitless bags at the moment busting one zerg after another after another.

Good fights on BG BL from [SG]

I hate to do this because Magikarp is a MERC but…. +1 Magikarp.

Good Job AGG!! Go JQ!

If we had two EU guilds and two Ocx guilds, T1 NA would have perfect coverage 24/7 becoming a bag utopia for pvpers.

LostBalloon.6423:

Wilco.1458:

Liquid.9672:

kishter.9578:

why this is called SOR/JQ/BG when is SOR/(JQBG) plz fix it.

You’re right. It’s a tragic oversight.

For the next match, I’ll make sure Ascii titles it as (SoR/(BGJQ) – BG/(SoRJQ) – JQ/(SoRBG)) so it’s accurate.

Actually, JQ doesn’t really complain about 2v1 so the last combination isn’t necessary.

I guess next week we will have to give JQ some JQ/(SoRBG), who knows, maybe their rating will drop below TC’s. I really think that at least for NA, TC would make things more interesting.

Yeah you guys might be able to win an open field fight if you fought TC and not JQ. Until then continue to stay behind your ac’s unless you outnumber us 2v1. =) Or old man JQ will take your precious bags….mmmmmmmm.

Good fights today salute from [SG]!

Got to beat up on some Choo and scrap with TW. The one fight with SG n’ Friends vs TW n’Friends by lake was really fun, I thought you had us beat several times during that.

At the end we called in our OCX mercenaries from SoR to help cap JQ hills so we could take it back. The check is in the mail HIRE etc. :p

Kaimick.5109:

Condri.9652:

How was the jumping puzzle for SOR and BG players tonight?

I don’t know how was your push on Valley last night JQ, Maybe next time your commander shouldn’t try to lead a zerg to cap Valley in an OMEGA GOLEM. …oh wait maybe that is why you failed at your assualt on Valley half your guys were at the JP.

Got it seems legit

That was my Omega, I built it to have a little fun before I logged off. It never left the front of Bravost. [SG] never tried to cap BG Keep once last night, the lag was to horrible. We couldn’t even spawn camp BG because the lag was so horrible. 90% of the time the BG would just walk through to the keep due to the lag.

We had fun though trebbing you while our entire side of the map became fortified.

Thanks for all the fun fights today in BG BL and later in EB, bg and sor.

Salute from [SG]

T3 EU called, they want SoR back. =)

SG ran into KISS today multiple multiple times in EB, was fun. Pity we are different time zones so we won’t meet like that to often.

Salute.

Hey BG and SoR EU guilds…

Who/were should we recruit so you chicken littles have someone to fight against?

Kathy K.6812:

Sunt.6835:

what the point of arguing here …

it’s the same dam match up every week , some ppl would take days off. it’s common. some ppl have life

maybe Jq could do us a favor, go down and let TC comes up

I think having either JQ or TC here would keep things competitive, both have what it takes.

Why would the server that took 2nd place in T1 last week want to move down?

Both of you need to focus on stacking your servers more so you can BARELY stay ahead of the boogey man OLD JQ over here, and leave the wacky tobaccy alone.

thanks.

JQ BL all red, putten the Gypsies to bed.

Good fights this week and salute from [SG].

Jed paid [SG] 176 zaffytaffys and told us we had to help SF/Agg take hills. We love zaffytaffys =(

PIGEONS?!

That’s it BG, we are only attacking you the rest of the week. You have angered the NOBLE EAGLES of [SG]!

Thanks for the fun fights this week Sor and Bg from [SG].

We had a fun grudge match in EB this week vs BG mostly. =)

Salute.

Thanks for the fun fights in EB tonight from [SG]!

We were actually going to hit SoR tonight, but when we had SoR pushed back to their keep and trebbing it, BG chose to golem rush SM. So we decided BG should leave the map. And as what SoR commanders do actually makes sense we aided them in taking the BG keep, then took it a bit later I heard.

But goal accomplished!

See you tomorrow at your keep BG =)

Liquid.9672:

Wotah.2975:

kevinskyrider.3271:

A screenshot was posted, and the people in EBG were told to be on the lookout for the thief. We had no clue & don’t condone the action. Best we could do was to be on the lookout, but I think he disappeared.

^—- Yep it was done last night. Everyone’s aware, and the offending party was reported (what little good that may do). We got some great messages from you over at BG about this and we thank you again, despite what Mance says.

Based on a previous post from Mance, it didn’t sound like SG needed any additional motivation to focus us anyways.

Additional hatred is always necessary!!!

Our goal is to flip BG’s keep in EB nightly.

The little hacker you had under the ground killing all of our siege last night delaying the inevitable will just cause it to happen every night next week as well =(

JQ due to lower pop, is now able to get its wvw guilds into EB during NA. Mainly [SG] as we are assigned to EB this week.

We do build a nice sized zerg around us in EB, it has been really fun bashing BG up this week so far in EB. You can read the first couple pages of this thread to see why we are having so much fun doing so.

Thanks for all the fun fights in EB tonight, again, from [SG] !

xoxo

Thanks for all the fun fights today in EB from [SG]

We got to fight alot of the EU guilds HB/IRON as a guild for the first time. Good times.

Salute.

Thanks for the fun fights in EB tonight Sor and Bg from [SG]

I saw alot of smack talk, but once our guilds assigned to EB logged in, we had zero problems handling business. I felt like Santa Claus after the majority of our BG fights…

Almost had SoR’s keep, but they teleported in just in time to wipe us, well played.

See you on the battlefield, salute.

[SG] would like to thank BG for the fun fights in EB tonight! Our smash train was rolling puuuuuurdy strong.

(Also thanks to our JQ friends who tagged along and Shalile.)

You don’t have to nerf them and yada yada yada.

Just make them cost 100 supply to build.

3x less ac’s, cost to damage ratio is ok, no more open field carts, losing carts will hurt, and they can still rain down death and destruction if you do not take them out, also very easy for a-net to patch.

Please hold your applause. I will also require a rifle skin that looks like a double barreled shotgun for my warrior.

Thx.

Thanks for fun fights in EB tonight from [SG]

DB stay out of our dredge cave :p

Yes, easy to transfer over now at any time.

Tons of daoc’rs on JQ. Come join us and bring friends! We need more NA :p

I for one, am shocked and appalled that some “sophtspoken” gamer would choose to use such vulgar language in a match-up thread.

For the sake of the free world I demand action be taken at once to clean up this vile cesspool of a thread, and that all DB holdings be forfeit to JQ for the remainder of the match!

Disgusting!

Everyone has more organized wvw guilds than JQ… just not as sexy.

“so all DB needed is more experience or maybe a good T1 WvW guild to lead them, once they have that, they could turn into a real dragon.”

Didn’t RE (180 member wvw guild) from JQ transfer over to DB several weeks ago?

Also MISTER Lord Kaimick Commander of Ruin BlackGate…stop interrupting our DB stomping in EB! -[SG]

I’m glad SG is not on an overstacked server currently. JQ is in the best spot for good fights with the current matchups. Although we still are outnumbered NA.

But our NA has massive balls of steel! Coupled with Flakes implements of sexual torture and Waha’s magical bald head, we’ll always be ok.

Wilco.1458:

Awesome fights on EB from [SG]

Yes thanks for all the fun fights DB and BG today. DB bl was a little stale so we switched to EB, and we were not disappointed.

/Salute

Ah EMP claiming DB garrison…made my week.

SG had a fun night on EB! We literally had to fight our way through RISE so we could bash some DB skulls though haha.

We spent the rest of the night keeping dirty BG’s off our friend Garry in JQ.

GG

The only time we had ac, it was built to protect trebs. The trebs died to a mortar, and your mortar guy never finished off the ac :p