Guild Wars 2

I would use one on the toons I use to escort dolyaks on.

Hopefully, the threat will encourage them to pick up the pace.

Expect nothing. Then everything is a pleasant surprise.

We’re all jerks. Let’s face it.

I like our new euphemism for “Arrow Cart Grinder”.

We once put the grub inside of SE keep and kept him as a pet Grub Moat.

Ketharius.9018:

That was actually me >.< I had nearly died against your PYRO group and I was running for my life. I had you targeted and saw your health disappear to a mob of people from my team, I felt bad, because you wrecked me and would have killed me if I had stayed. I pushed too far into you guys and almost died while you pushed too hard into us to kill me, but it was fun. I was killed and I assume you were rezzed after I alt tabbed in a most unfortunate location (I was an idiot for alt tabbing there.)

As for the Treb, it was to knock out ACs and stuff, not for a wall or gate. It was just temporary to ease our assault on the gate.

Yeah, we five were haunting that area for a few hours haha. Leafy was pushing elsewhere and handling garrison so we took it upon ourselves to escort yaks, build seige, recap SE tower, etc. Had some fun little fights around that area. I did get rezzed after my group pushed out across the bridge, though I could have waypointed several times over by that point. Free healer dailies :P

Got 3 shot combo’d by some PINK thief when I was auto-running into SE tower wall, too.

But can bunzy handle bunzy?

TheFug.5278:

kerona.3465:

TheFug.5278:

Do you not know what TC did to FA over a few digital dolyaks?

We take it personally. You hurt our feelings.

I’ll remember that tonight as I play my tiny violin while sipping whine.

You can play the violin? That’s cool!

Only the tiny ones. I quit when I was a wee child and never bought a big one

TheFug.5278:

Do you not know what TC did to FA over a few digital dolyaks?

We take it personally. You hurt our feelings.

I’ll remember that tonight as I play my tiny violin while sipping whine.

TheFug.5278:

kerona.3465:

TC acting like we’d have more points if we were puppies and kittens and rainbows on the forum.

Laugh.

You actually might.

TC must take forums very seriously, then.

TC acting like we’d have more points if we were puppies and kittens and rainbows on the forum.

Laugh.

Yesterday, as I lay myself down to rest at the bottom of Mag EK’s steps to spot for the mortar killing your poorly placed superior trebs… a wee TC engi girl cried over my corpse repeatedly while attempting to give me bandages.

Missed connections.

More reasons Eva should come to the grubby side.

Quick. You get the sleeping draught and I’ll get a dagger.

If you see Yamma X with his blue hat up, run the opposite direction.

sceptus.9415:

T2 was a lot more fun. I would rather face impossible odds with fantastic fights than run over another helpless group of Mags caught in the headlights of a semi-truck full of vengeful TC players sick of the comments on the forums.

Mission Accomplished. We can all go home.

I really do feel bad for DB.

We are. Those are our numbers (who are not pve-centric fairweathers). That’s how much you outnumber us by.

Get it?

I’m kind of insulted some Mod with no source as to whether it’s a bug or not closed the thread saying it’s not a bug.

Where do they find these people….

Raf.1078:

If Maguma ever hits T2, you’ll figure that out pretty quickly.

LOLOLOL

That would be the day.

This thread makes me miss KA and BG even more.

Let it feed your fire.

Didn’t you know Mag is official RP server too?

I see most of the Mag forum warriors in WvW every single day. Some, all day long.

It’s an honor for Mag to welcome a transfer. Believe me.

JaNordy.6149:

Too bad since last patch Ive been lagging so bad ingame I cant even use autoattack let alone ANY skills. Doubt it will get fixed cause I loved the amount of killing we were doing reset night. Now Im gonna miss out on so much killing unless Anet fixes it. If you guys think forum trash talk is bad now… my story adventures would make you cry endlessly.

I love your story adventures.

ParaldaWind.4523:

Without the cartoons, you’re pretty cool. I don’t want to be friends with you, but I’ll toss some respect your way.

Especially if she keeps up the Salad updates.

Glad to see this thread shaped up while I was in the 24-hour post queue.

I’d love to have some PYRO vs KH open field. FA and KA (the not WM part) trained our butts hard. Yesterday in EB, we were gifted a zerg by ME that CMD Rekka put together and used it to face smash some open fields. Then, in typical Mag fashion, went to eat and fell apart. 100+ badges though. Thank you TC and CD (sorry for the keep/tower CD someone said Grub and it just sorta accidentally… you know.)

Assuming that Maguuma’s lack of winning has any possible effect on how much we post is hilarious considering we’ve lost the majority of the time this game has been alive. Not a joke.

Crossing fingers that SoS’s combustion enables a YB/DB/Mag match-up. YB is pretty fair weather, possibly more so than Mag, but fighting Mag might bring the morale back to them.

What about anything Paralda posted gives you any reason to believe what you just wrote?

This is World vs World. Note the ‘versus’.

We’re not here to be nice to each other. We’re here to compete. Over time we may develop respect for each other and certain guilds, but TC has yet to do anything that deserves respect. They would not even respond to our demands for… Electric Rock Performances.

Anthrage.2519:

I’d just like to offer a few words of encouragement to Maguuma and Dragonbrand for this week, from the perspective of someone who has been on the other end of this particular dynamic, for a number of weeks prior to this one. TC faced a similar, indeed far worse situation, versus Blackgate and Kaineng. To tip my hat to Monty Python, there were days i DREAMED of being outnumbered only 15 to 40…we feel your pain, believe me; some of us are still waiting for our wounds to stop bleeding…

We lose every week in tier 3 in the same manner.

You think we care about score or are disheartened?

Delusional.

We also accept Golem formations in tribute to the Holy Magolemga spirit.

See previous threads for inspiration.

My updates are inferior but as a stand in….

And hey, I found Maguuma’s players?

Welcome to Maguuma Forum

We hope you enjoy your stay.

Please introduce yourselves in the introduction thread.

I reckon we need more wells necros for projectile combo finishers and just general condition removal. :S

Laii.2780:

Terminator Yak doesn’ approve of the harming of innocent Yaks, there will be VENGEANCE~! :’3

This score update was mildly acceptable.

I’d give it a B-.

Please take TC back. We can’t stand them.

TYILUFA?

My zerker used to do damage similar to my other clones. Now it does less than 1/3.

What gives ANet?

Except for everyone else who said ‘no thanks’ who is not from TC.

At least you have server unity.

Eva updates are the best. She brings salad.

Your updates are weird and unwanted. Don’t waste the effort.

Eva <3

And TY for bringing the Salads.
Had some coverage issues tonight, it seems. Couldn’t field in our own BL. Sad, sad.

Almost time for Magrubma to go sleepies and DB to wakey.

crystal.5930:

Farout.8207:

You TC guys make me smile! Don’t worry too much about the Mag forum warriors. They’re the grumpiest bunch I have encountered so far. Maybe you guys can rub off on them.

I think it’s pretty safe to say we’re not worried. Best of luck to our new opponents. Looking forward to meeting you on the field to stomp or be stomped.

On an unrelated note, I understand that discussions of Enterprise Resource Planning are verboten on these forums? Could this possibly be true? I’m not quite sure how we TC roleplayers will make it through a week without being allowed to integrate our information in new and creative ways.

It is accurate to say the Enterprice Resource Planning discussion has been thwarted by forces above our power. Do not worry, though. Discussions shall continue through more elaborate feats of verbosity.

Pinko.2076:

Niim.9260:

sceptus.9415:

Niim.9260:

dreztina.4820:

Are there any roamers on TC to look for?

Unless they have changed since leaving T3, no.

We are exactly the same as when we left T3 weeks ago. A mindless zerg of role-players. We have no skills and we are easily distracted by pretty colors. None of our guilds are serious WvW players. Tell all of your friends and spread the word.

Apparently also passive aggressive, conclusion jumpers.

More evidence of this being a reddit thread.

Where do I downvote?

You hurt my feels.

sceptus.9415:

Niim.9260:

dreztina.4820:

Are there any roamers on TC to look for?

Unless they have changed since leaving T3, no.

We are exactly the same as when we left T3 weeks ago. A mindless zerg of role-players. We have no skills and we are easily distracted by pretty colors. None of our guilds are serious WvW players. Tell all of your friends and spread the word.

Are you truely a mindless zerg of role-players… Or are you role-players pretending to be a mindless zerg?

Magiofdeath.2745:

Raf.1078:

JaironKalach.4938:

Hydrophidian.4319:

So, don’t worry, you can’t possibly lose against us. ‘Cuz that would mean you’re even worse. And that just can’t be possible.

So… Let’s get this out of the way early… You dropped down from T2 where you’ve been sitting for a long time holding out against the likes of FA and Kaening. During the course of that time we were regularly smacked around be DB and either FA and the big K. So, no… no matter how much gloss you put on it, we’re not going to underestimate you. We already expect to get bounced right back down to T4 to give those poor fellows a hard time, so, yeah… try a different tactic.

FA has never “smacked” TC around.

Top of T3 doesn’t mean squat in T2.

He was talking about FA smacking Mag around I believe. Not FA smacking TC around….but thanks for saying we suck. Much appreciated.

We value and look forward to your future visits to our thread(s).

An ideal matchup for Guuma and DB would be DB/Gum/Yaks…

All depends on if SoS goes freefall mode like its predecessors.

Farout.8207:

You TC guys make me smile! Don’t worry too much about the Mag forum warriors. They’re the grumpiest bunch I have encountered so far. Maybe you guys can rub off on them.

Posts like this renew our fervor.

ParaldaWind.4523:

kerona.3465:

JaironKalach.4938:

jportell.2197:

Ay mag? Didn’t you enjoy t4? Why you back? lol

Are you kidding. Home is wherever DB is… Kind of miss FA, though… Particularly since next week they’ll have sent Kaening down to meet us.

Kaineng will give us a proper match up thread. Look forward to it!

I can still hear the QQ from that thread.

It was beautiful. A true work of art.

And LOL @ Kaineng being formidable.

JaironKalach.4938:

jportell.2197:

Ay mag? Didn’t you enjoy t4? Why you back? lol

Are you kidding. Home is wherever DB is… Kind of miss FA, though… Particularly since next week they’ll have sent Kaening down to meet us.

Kaineng will give us a proper match up thread. Look forward to it!

The urge to get myself infracted is overwhelming.

Gravy.7589:

Kind sir, you are about to fall madly and deeply in love with TC. You cannot resist them, so just let it happen.

SBI misses you all!

No.

This is the same problem as the Inquest Staff.