Guild Wars 2

Ah, the flame baiter has appeared.

I miss…. no, no I don’t miss KN or YB. I miss FA. Can’t we just fight two FA?

to be fair, they were part of the bandwagon

at least we have a general idea of what’s coming.

fun times before nnk-o-clock hits, then we’ll go back to lamenting our existence and hating db

and i am so sorry, sbi. really. truly.

It’s bromance with more romance.

shh the mods will have to look up those words to infract u

counter immobilized

ooooooh, d/erp.

Well, that’s one way of dealing with Arrow Carts, ANet.

<3 from KNBL EK.

I came back yesterday and we started winning. By the rules of Zero, this is not a coincidence.

This is literally the stupidest stupid to ever stupid.

I’m home now guys dw I got this.

I am a frequent keep afker. There will be 3-4 people just sitting around in a keep we know is in danger of attack twiddling their thumbs and refreshing seige.

We also tail your larger groups with thieves.

F+tM is gold.

I won’t be on this weekend so someone please forum warrior in my stead, ty.

Shads.9468:

Pendragon.8735:

Shads.9468:

I say this with an honest, open heart: Any NA guilds looking for a new home need to move to Kain. We’re just a few guilds short (on their side) of this being the matchup we’ve been looking from. Yak’s could use some oceanic bolstering too I guess, but i don’t like to share the loot.

Yaks need Eurozone players more. Kain needs a bit more balance all around. Mag definitely doesn’t need a new wave, they are still over bloated from the last bandwagon.

Nobody in their right mind would consider joining mag right now. This thread is the very reason to be looking at joining kain or yaks.

He’s seeing through our brilliant plot Lay it on thicker, guys.

It’s like the gift that just keeps giving.

Draygo.9473:

What happened to the old mag that would drop Great Lord Flame Ram everywhere and would also do silly things on Thursdays.

We do silly things all week now.

He’s our Major Condescension Officer.

It’s possible that you already are.

Also please, her armor. Thank you!

You have quite the vivid imagination. I predict 90% accuracy.

The rank system of PYRO is more like hippies sitting in a circle making daisy chains. I think I’m kind of an officer, sorta, but I have no in game rank. We have ranks for our official Herald, Esther the Charr, who in exacting terms narrates our guild activities wherever we appear.

On a serious note, Maguuma is full of carebears. This past 10 pages has been full of laughs, giggles, and majestic butterflies.

We weren’t SENT to wipe you in JP. You kept fluctuating between outmanned and not so we went looking for you. And we found you.

I’m here for Jatska’s montage of asking Zero to leave Mag. He even offered to pay!

Also, Zero, you weren’t the “main eternal commander” for 4.5 months. 4.5 months ago, the main eternal commander was still a split between Invalid Password, Sinful Panda, Jerkjerk, and myself. After that, it was myself, Rekka, Duke, Yamma X, and a few others, then it was Sabrina almost exclusively until about a month ago. You were our “main eternal commander” for barely one month.

Signed. Stamped. And mailed.

Zero’s “pedigree” he has invented is completely bogus. We kept quiet while he was on our server, but now that he’s gone the gloves are off. The number of people who actually wanted him here is…. actually just Therane, I think. As for Sabrina training him, I’ve observed weeks upon weeks where he ran as Sabrina’s shadow, learning from him before his name change from “Bro Story Bro”. Now he claims it didn’t happen? Issues.

You may enjoy him, RE, but please check yourself before you assume that we did.

Have they fixed the fall rubberbanding at least?

dinominator.9862:

Pretty sure hair already exists.

Doesn’t.

There are a lot of new items modeled on the NPCs in Southsun that I’m looking forward to including bathing suits, a panda hat, and HAIR.

Any idea when you will be releasing these for general usage or is that not in the works?

Faux Sheaux.6179:

You guys have such a clean and sporting matchup thread. It makes me jealous ;(

Despite our best intentions.

in joyous honor of his departure, we shall command only in all caps.

Kronyx.2570:

Pinko.2076:

Yak’s should start a recruitment thread for euro timezone!

NA Mags should get some employment

;_; I wish.

You’re trying hard and I like it. <3

Oooh Ooh are we on to saying Maguuma is the zerg server? I love this part.

Get on my level.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=fvwp&v=gx9O6q0pDAU&NR=1

I went away 2 days ago and missed amazingness in this thread.

Always remember.

No… we’re winning because we have people who log on every day to go to WvW and our participation doesn’t take a huge hit after the weekend is over. From the score trends the past few weeks, that’s kinda a no-brainer.

That was sarcasm.

saiyr.3071:

kerona.3465:

It’s OK guys. We can get through this.

Oh, you. Shoulda edited out that terrible watermark.

Too lazy.

It’s OK guys. We can get through this.

omg text geeeze

Sometimes we count the number of ppl actually on the opposing team instead of just assuming it’s 15 v 15.

I’m glad Kaineng seems to have their crap together for at least the weekend. Last week during the week was pretty boring.

Those in this thread that are defending this change are drinking the kool aide.

Samhaim.8956:

Some people seem to be mistaken about what the change really is about.
If the keep is under attack, the waypoint will be contested 30 sec BEFORE the white swords show up, and after the 3 min event-window have passed you have the exact same time you had before this patch, 1-2 sec, before the waypoint gets contested again.
And so it begins, Golem Wars 2.

This. So much.

Jake.1842:

This post makes no sense. You could already do this exact thing before the update. Have someone attack south gate while the commander sits around the corner hiding. The scout finds you at the south gate tagging the door, while he is distracted by you, the commander moves in and takes down the north gate. The 30 second timer for this has literally nothing to do with what you just described. Unless I completely missed something, in which case, PLEASE point it out.

The 30 second timer has everything to do with what I described. 30 seconds + 15 seconds for him to respond to me tapping the south gate is a huge addition to the time margin. Before the patch, he could have made 2 laps around the keep in that same time, caught the real attack in action, and called for reinforcements. Your tier must have some truly terrible scouts if they don’t thoroughly and repeatedly check doors and cata spots, as you seem to be implying. The fact is that it takes less than a minute to melt a gate with several golems or superior rams. 45 seconds required to check ONLY the south gate of a keep up from 15 is ridiculous. This guy had no chance of catching the north gate if he responded to the south gate at all because of the flat increase in response time.

If you can’t understand this, I suggest you go and actually PLAY the game. This is just a keep I’m talking about. Towers and camps are insta flipped now. Camps, especially so, because even with a 5 man roaming group, the capture circle is halfway full before it even goes contested. People are losing fully upgraded crap left and right because there is not a scout at every gate. The increase in reporting time is critical and highly detrimental to defense of any sort. Basically all we can do is AC up inner keeps like hell and wait for ANet to fix this.

By the time your scout says “HALP 20+ AT CAMP” the circle will be up.

yes, it does, and it’s stupid.

Hoping for dev response because this is messed up.

Nabrok.9023:

Ruprect.7260:

Lady Po Wang Dabang.1394:

excellent change, need to improve WVW by totally removing mindless farming zergs.

Hmm, not sure how this hurts zergs lol. If anything it helps them.
It gives them 30 seconds before you even know they are attacking.

Commence crying now.

Orange swords would still show up if more than 25 are involved.

If they’re idiots and attack instead of standing still and watching the rammers.

Ruprect.7260:

I don’t know about you but my guild with 10 people could hold off a zerg of 50 for hours at inner/the lords room. With the AC changes no one will ever take a keep from us again.

Because waypoints just come for free with every keep and castle as soon as you take it.