Guild Wars 2

warsock.7830:

I would like to officially challange AGG to a real life 15v15 GvG ( I know you normally don’t do 15v15) The meeting place will be the four points, at sundown. rB will be under the banner dead wabbits. No guns, knives are fine. This fight will be to settle all official beef and decide who can be the new police. See you soon Carlos.

JUST IN REAL FOOTAGE OF AGG VS RB IRL FIGHT

m back from vacation what did i miss

I stopped reading and all I see is Agg hate and then someone said Mag was losing at PvF and I don’t know how to feel.

I don’t hate Agg.

There, I said it.

I am counter culture.

i’m rly confused by this thread possibly because so much has been deleted that it is not linear anymore and possibly because it’s a maguuma thread

the things i have heaaaaaaaardddddddd

wat

What gives

(Unsure if it was just us.)

sardonic wrath.5690:

kerona.3465:

sardonic wrath.5690:

I’M COMIN FER YA, MAGOOBS

I STILL GOT A WHOLE LOTTA DRILLIN TO DO

YOUR MYSTIC FORGE HAD A BROKEN HINGE

um idk if ur aware but we’re asleep

I WAS SCHEDULED EARLIER BY DENISE WHAT DO YOU MEAN

r u threatening me im scared

sardonic wrath.5690:

I’M COMIN FER YA, MAGOOBS

I STILL GOT A WHOLE LOTTA DRILLIN TO DO

YOUR MYSTIC FORGE HAD A BROKEN HINGE

um idk if ur aware but we’re asleep

Because armor that exposes more than conceals is realistic?

When people are at war, they need some things to lighten the mood at some point.

look up DARP (with an E instead of A) videos

Halo.8976:

kerona.3465:

Also…. classy.

Wow, this time they climbed away from you? Did it help?

That’s inside our spawn.

So in other words free bags ^

Also…. classy.

Dontcare Aboutnames.9284:

kerona.3465:

woofie.5603:

60v15 arent you guys just pleased as punch.

I only see one PYRO basically.

Also, Calvin is in DARP now duh.

y u no count well-ly?

Pretty sure most will agree with me that there is only one PYRO in that picture above.

woofie.5603:

60v15 arent you guys just pleased as punch.

I only see one PYRO basically.

Also, Calvin is in DARP now duh.

If after 29 pages they didn’t learn to hate us, I don’t know what else we can do.

Chewy.9263:

kerona.3465:

15 Yummm to be quite honest.

Or should I say…. EP.

Looks like 10 to me

Is that what you tell your girl? :S

15 Yummm to be quite honest.

Or should I say…. EP.

Halo.8976:

Thustlewhumber.7416:

Mag is hopefully cool and understands where their server is in the big scheme of things, so hopefully they understand that TC is the target.

Our target is whoever drops new champion bags.

I got champ bags from the 10 Yummm guys I just solo’d.

Dontcare Aboutnames.9284:

We have the screens backing up your running; and we’re not the ones backing out of a GvG! Besides if it was the C&D thief there was no point fighting him anyway pls accept the GvG!

I can run up to two roamers and take pics of their backs, too.

Oh really? Someone made something up about you running?

Tell me more.

I just saw 5 Yummm guys run from 1 PYRO.

If they find out mag is bad it’ll all be over. Hush your mouths.

I would like to take a moment and recognize that the scale for trolling used above by TC was called the “Magoonometer”.

We have made it, boys and girls.

Dontcare Aboutnames.9284:

What the 20 PYRO and 20 pugs vs the 15-20 of us + maybe 15 pugs I mean come on you just can’t handle the waves we come in maybe?

No, as in, you are clearly delusional. Or drunk???

Dontcare Aboutnames.9284:

Sea Of Men [Yumm] Only had 15 on the map and wiped PYRO pretty hard not sure what you guys are thinking of?

This legitimately never happened.

its cute that u guys think we haven’t had threads with tc and db before

hey FIRE, boo, stop hitting my se camp on tc tyvm

PoweredByRice.3517:

yawn 7 more hours sigh…

kerona.3465:

PoweredByRice.3517:

yawn

GuardianOMS.8067:

Saying the same old crap. yawn K, Thanks

PoweredByRice.3517:

I can’t wait for this match up to be over. Although, the first 10 pages of trolling were entertaining to read, the rest is just a repeat of the same of old crap, GvG, JQQ why you no GvG, No GvG JQQ? And #MagSwag is supposedly best at trolling. What a disappointment!

And yet you read it all. One might say…

we…
TROLLED

you.

For someone who is powered by rice, you seem awfully sleepy.

Maybe diversify your diet?

PoweredByRice.3517:

yawn

GuardianOMS.8067:

Saying the same old crap. yawn K, Thanks

PoweredByRice.3517:

I can’t wait for this match up to be over. Although, the first 10 pages of trolling were entertaining to read, the rest is just a repeat of the same of old crap, GvG, JQQ why you no GvG, No GvG JQQ? And #MagSwag is supposedly best at trolling. What a disappointment!

And yet you read it all. One might say…

we…
TROLLED

you.

is this ur corpsicle i’m weeping over

I was the necro…. stahp hitting me

Took a hand at thinking up some staves last night. It’s actually really limiting and frustrating. I used to think ANET was just lazy but I don’t blame them anymore.

out for the night but u know where to find me

Thor.1756:

Last night was the first time I’d hit PYRO (on MagBL), and I was pleasantly surprised to find them fair opponents. They forced us to get off our up-levels after a pair of embarrassing wipes at roughly even numbers, certainly knocked us out of our complacency. Had some good fights with PYRO once we got more serious, you guys definitely run some builds we aren’t used to seeing. I was really looking forward to fighting you more that night so we could learn what you were doing.

Unfortunately I didn’t really get the chance, because they left map an hour or two later once we had some more people on the tag. I understand the frustration at being out-manned, but if you really liked your open field fights like you say you do, you’d man up and adapt, not rage the map. In fact at that time, you had plenty of numbers on map with a TyE+pug blob and PYRO. Attached is screenshot of your forces that night, shortly before PYRO left map allowing us to recap all their kitten.

Anyway, I hope we get the chance to hit PYRO again, and this quiet little-known “D|ERP” guild, whom i havent yet had the chance to fight. See you on the battlefield.

When we hit you at SS you had a full queue zerg, and we ran in with our 25 and died because yolo. I even stayed despite imminent death to duel an HzH mesmer and got rolled over subsequently. This mesmer then claimed it was “SG and a few pugs” in PMs to one of our members and accused us of running. So we combined our group with the Mag Blob, hence the jokes “Just PYRO and a few pugs”. We fought with that amount once on the switchback, then moved maps to take more things. It was not a rage quit. There is no fun in throwing bodies at people in full q vs full q fights of lag tasticness which honestly, we anticipated we would continue winning. Yawn.

As for recapping all the stuff, welp. We can’t be on every map all the time.

Chopps.5047:

wads.5730:

Chopps.5047:

wads.5730:

Chopps.5047:

“Hey, guys, let’s stop playing basketball. Instead, under controlled conditions, we’ll see who can dribble the ball passed the other opponents to prove how much better we are than you.”

Amazing Curse signed Paradigm and not Pyro. Geez, what we’re they thinking? World’s best right here!

a better analogy would be participating in a bar fight compared to a boxing match.

Not really, it’s more like a boxing match where you’re not allowed to dodge punches like Mike. Because open field evasion “isn’t a true test of skill”.

open field evasion into a tower or into siege range isn’t a true test of skill. everything else is and does happen in gvg’s

I wonder why Curse never signed any GvG players; they’re so talented in every aspect of the game. Amazing they signed Paradigm over Pyro.

you need more material, 2/10
i’m glad we’ve met, maybe you can learn something from us

30 min left to cast your votes for Evon Gnashblade scrubs

Calvin.5380:

Mister Mustard.7203:

Truearrow.3527:

Keep flapping your yaps about Mag, have your fun we really do not care Mag, is the most stable community in GW2/NA we all enjoy playing together, have never and will never have a server-wide wvw meltdown because “guild x” that we relied on transferred out to the latest bandwagon server. We’ll see you in a few weeks when the meltdown occurs, just as it happened with Kaineng, Crystal Desert, SoS,,, kitten it I’m not listing ALL of the servers, I’ll be here all day.

Isn’t PYRO leaving Mag?

PYRO is the EMP of Mag. They’re present only on forums. Their movements are inconsequential.

That said, PYRO has been trying to move for a while to a T2 server like JQ, but nobody would have them. Not even JQ. Fact.

Never change, Calvin.

The amount of untruthiness that spills forth from your keyboard on a daily basis is honestly a great achievement.

Mister Mustard.7203:

Truearrow.3527:

Keep flapping your yaps about Mag, have your fun we really do not care Mag, is the most stable community in GW2/NA we all enjoy playing together, have never and will never have a server-wide wvw meltdown because “guild x” that we relied on transferred out to the latest bandwagon server. We’ll see you in a few weeks when the meltdown occurs, just as it happened with Kaineng, Crystal Desert, SoS,,, kitten it I’m not listing ALL of the servers, I’ll be here all day.

Isn’t PYRO leaving Mag?

You still believe this?

We trolled you. I mean, honestly, it has been months.

I run 2 Lemongrass run toons every 2 or 3 hrs. I average 3-4 gold in just Lemongrass a day (20ish).

Seasniffer.1763:

kartek.6428:

so im being told that the fight on mag bl at the bridge at SS was “strike force and a couple pugs” against 25 PYRO hahahahhahahahahaha maybe if a couple is 30 ? ? ?? ????

#MAGSWAG

#MAGBAGS

Ummm pretty sure we wiped you several times with “PYRO and a couple of pugs”

huehuehuehue

Awaiting dream crushing. But how does one crush…… fun?

What people really need to understand about Maguuma is that we have fun with each other. On forums, in game, in wvw, etc. Win or lose. And that is what games are about. Not really “recruit most people so we can win with bads lolol”. We do get transfers, and almost all of them have stayed and enjoyed the server for what it is. We have no aspirations to climb to Tier 2 or anything, just want to have fun guyyyyyyyys.

Also, we drink tears. Our doctors recommend it to help with problems “down there”.

Benjamin.6235:

Paz Shadow.9715:

Lol @Zoel, nice cop-out answer… you Mag’s are real good at excuses huh? Scoreboard sure shows it.

No, seriously. Pics of the conversations were posted to our forums. You really don’t seem to have a clue what’s going in this thread or in this match-up. Hope you get back to your T1 coverage wars soon where things make more sense.

TY for the heads up. Excellent work scrubs. I love you all.

“And don’t even get me started on #magswag.”

Hockey.2417:

Score update, almost as pathetic as FA and Mag forum trolling

You do realize there is 0 purpose in pointing score updates as MOS updates automatically, correct?

You also do notice that you are a Tier 1 server vs the bottom of Tier 2 and a Tier 3 server, correct?

You should be ashamed of yourself.

SykkoB.9465:

Jhawk.1360:

oh no FA has 25 at ruin trebbing, wall is like 10% :O Better call in 60 JQ, patheitc XD LOL
like TC’s older brother :P But i find it funny. With their strength in numbers and coverage it’s hard to tell if they have skill or they’re just karma zerging zombies

What r u talking about? according to some TC they dont blob or send full maps to defend/take stuff.

I would actually like to get DB/FA/SOS/MAG take on TC and if they blob

We actually call TC the zombie horde. When they fail they literally throw bodies at something until it works.

Robot Chocken.7012:

wads.5730:

i like how JQ has people crying about the size of BG and SOR zergs when all 3 servers probably have queued up maps.

Both of them have more numbers and coverage than we do. They would tell you that lol.

do u understand how queue work

also, as a player on jq you should understand EXACTLY how full vs heavy population works. if you don’t, then i’m actually speechless.

also to the try hard feelings wench above:
Mags don’t have feelings. Only dreams.

Chopps.5047:

“Do not boast and show pride; be humble, let our actions on the field speak for us.” And so it is written.

Just accept our church into your heart, Faithless. You must convert from Faithless to Faithful.

Sorry, we are adults here.

Kingzook.1620:

this thread 20/10
best Thread NA 2013

This match-up .000000000000000000000000000001/100

We aim to please.

Jet.4795:

I feel so honored that we are mentioned so much in this thread. I just want to thank Jedsus, for showing me the right path. Shini for having Jedsus sessions with me, and of course I would like to thank the academy of Jedsus for all the tough times we went through together.

PRAISE JEDSUS!

Are you five?

post about HzH in the tower and the treb exploit.
blah blah IT WAS SO YESTERDAY STAHP MENTIONING IT

Every post I make will now mention HzH and NE tower.

Lovelycoco.1932:

saiyr.3071:

Lovelycoco.1932:

Snafu.7412:

Lovelycoco.1932:

lol, ppl from mag talking about bg’s comment about numbers
have u seen the numbers of bg nowadays? seriously?

Who from Mag mentioned BG?

Calvin.5380 that guy who is in kitten , your fellow

His signature says Dragonbrand, bro

look at the second line
“Dragonbrand
Also, D|ERP.”

You really need to catch up on the PvF meta. You’re like back in April. It’s August.