Guild Wars 2

Zizanzi.4678:

doublebb.6574:

Popcorn reference really is stale and over used now. I think it is time for BEER, Salsa, and chips.

Stylii
NoQQ

-actual footage of Stylii drinking beer-

Oozo.7856:

I miss those nice big fun fights… seems like we’re all pretty much on vacation until a good patch comes out.

I’m still waiting on the “Asura” option for when it comes to trebuchet ammunition.

BSTY really is so much better than us. :c

Aww~ Why couldn’t we be up against you guys next week, PAXA? We could have picnics with tea and crumpets. <3

Varconi.1804:

I actually started disliking your adnoqqbtsy group when you started posting pics of guys holding guns because someone said and I am trying to remember as close as possible “I am going to eat a slim jim and throw up on your brothers breakfast” that was allegedly a threat on one of your guildies life and he then went on a rant about cyber stalkers.

And I started disliking you guys before that because you think child abuse is funny and you guys were also making claims that you wanted to attack one of the AD in his own house.

Varconi.1804:

Love how you are so passive aggressive and in the video made to bash XOXO you cover the screen in a self righteous statement about how you would never bad manner anyone because that isn’t what you do. You are clearly so delusional about where you stand in this argument, to think you are on some high ground because you use passive insults. There is no high ground we are all being obnoxious. The difference is we did it because its fun, you clearly took it personally and can’t seem to get over it. As long as you keep responding with these amusing posts rest assured we will keep talking trash.

You know, you put in a lot of effort into that “Lolumad”… Intriguing.

Sororita.3465:

Aww, you’re such an awesome creepy mask wearing Honeybun with a sinister smile. <3

MagiKarp.8201:

morrolan.9608:

MagiKarp.8201:

For those in their haste that missed this I quote “Subtle movement” “Perfect rolls” stop the doom saying, probably just means that TC and DB will occasionally make an appearance in T1.

Yabbut the example given didn’t match the words. The example was anything but a subtle movement.

The example was from statistics 2 weeks ago, which had Kaineng was still in T2.

I’d have a giggle fit if it happens, though. The thought of Kaineng finally making it to Tier 1 after all without WarMachine amuses me.

Sororita.3465:

DR is favored by arena net, they have 2 BL, so unfair.

Well, if it’ll make you feel better, you can have that borderland back. It has a bad smell, like an eastern seaboard tidal pool for some reason.

Seriously, take it. We’re going to need to invest a fortune in Lysol to get it all clean again.

NoQQ doesn’t use voice communication either. We prefer carrier pigeons. AD happens to be deaf, so while they do use Vent, it’s pretty much full of “Eh?” “What did you say?” and “Where are these voices coming from?”.

BSTY meanwhile doesn’t exist. It’s really just a clever group of Quaggans pretending to be a sentient guild.

Also we didn’t record our fight either of when we totally killed a 40 man SPCA zerg filled with nothing but troll thieves by luring them into a circle of flame rams and toasting them. Your corpses smell like cinnamon for some reason.

Aurust.8961:

Jski.6180:

Deyja.6745:

Sunspots.9861:

Anet: “Is Kaineng better than Jade Quarry? Before we never knew, but soon they might get a chance to prove it.”

That pretty much sums up the new system. I think we’re done here.

Terrible idea, please do not implement this.

How else should it be done? Is it ok to fight the same world over and over if you do not like this?

Are you going to enjoy being spawn camped 24/7 by SOR? Literally 24/7? Atleast you have a relatively fair fight every week….. Until the entire PPT system gets changed, there is no way to fix this.

Been there done that with the old system, for three weeks in a row. I believe Tier 8 had to go through that since January. So… really, having the chance that DR will have a larger server trouncing us for a week doesn’t sound too bad. …sounds like an improvement, really.

I rather like the change, given how waiting a month or two for a different server to fight against is, well, absolutely dull.

I totally heard that Pyro is leaving Maguuma and transferring to Devona’s Rest tomorrow. They’ll secretly accomplish this by disguising themselves as Quaggans before sneaking over the border, all while the Maguuman guards are distracted with pictures of Flame Rams in frilly lingerie. Furthermore I have it from a reputable source that Pyro is a SPY!

kevinmrstowe.4098:

Acknowledgement chatter. When it happened first, of all I wasn’t the news crew member platform my 42 because behbeh a behbeh though laughter (dough) cannot speak, cannot yet report major stories he is. Com 2 had no voice, of Guild of the month-lol afros and parents/guardians five once maybe is playing guard half. By fight club for Israeli Donkey Kong WHAT? happened but I blast puts your self-righteous comments don’t try.

Thai

When it comes to your own personal activity your Guild will express confusion how high moral standards seem to expect from others in bigger I still represent the most interesting hypocrisy. Further complications to disrupt this online translator, I wait this paragraph less reason than boredom and water or something and would like to add.

You do know that they’ve been talking about implementing scavenger hunt in the future for… quite a while now? A Dev saying they’re thinking of a concept for precursors really doesn’t sound like something that will show up soon, unless if ANet is a bit more impulsive than they seem.

Granted, they do seem to have short attention spans. “The playerbase should have quaggan backpacks! No, wait, how about riding clothes for a game without mounts! Oo! Oo! How about a tropical even involving a beach where you get to see other npc’s in swimsuits, make the playerbase expect some new bikini’s as a result, and then hit them with voodoo!”

(And for the record my scouts reported 9 golems. It might’ve been just 5, but we still wanted them dead, and I neglected to bring an accountant along to carefully count how many candy filled golems were bonked in our assault.)

My only regret is that I didn’t have time to take screenshots.

Tsk, silly ignorant NSP. You only have that keep because of us. You see, after our forces took Ogrewatch, I noticed to my dismay the outmanned icon stuck on one of your comrades.

Realizing that you guys were looking pretty doomed, I decided that the best (albeit especially annoying) thing to do was to… eugh… help… NSP.

Our forces gathered up as best as we could, especially considering that you guys were letting GoM pretty quickly, and ran as fast as we could to Overlook. Our objective? No, no, not backdoor, though it would’ve been nice if we could.

I gave the order that all available DR forces should attack those nine GoM golems at any cost.

My troops followed me beautifully even though it was certainly a suicide mission, and as we ran up that ramp, letting our guys in the rear stomp the confused GoM we killed in the front, we saw our prize, 9 unmanned golems, and the GoM bonking at your keep lord.

I tossed down a ballista, and we hurriedly started beating those shiny mobile suits like they had candy inside, which also had the unfortunate effect of distracting GoM long enough that you guys could fight them off, but still, sacrifices had to be made.

The moment we killed the last golem, I had our forces pull back. Frell, I told them to run away, every man for themselves style, figuring I didn’t really want to be stuck between some rather annoyed GoM and silly NSP, but I happened to be helplessly curious, and gathered up what DR remained near the stairs overlooking the ramp.

We waited until GoM were on the recently repaired gate, they got a ram up, and I had our guys hit them again. We might’ve plonked a few NSP, sure, but we didn’t really have the time to explain our clever ideas, and you were already arrowing us.

After that, I took what little of our original strike force remained, and, well, we circled around and charged up the ramp yet again, just because we disliked GoM that much for taking our keep earlier on. Finally we were all killed off, though not before I took a bow, and jumped off.

Yes, if your forces were even weaker, and if GoM allowed us, I would’ve had our guys take the keep, but my main objective was to kill those golems, and I’m absolutely delighted that our guys managed to pull it off.

It kind of kitten off GoM so that they golemed our keep in retaliation, and here you are, not even thanking us for saving your precious Overlook.

Hey, don’t blame ANet. Blame Bioware. They set the bar pretty bloody low with their expansion for SWTOR.

I see the forum war between two familiar factions is about to begin anew…

Clearly this calls for an epic and suitable theme!

Well, I would grumble about ascended costing laurels, but seeing how we’d be able to get laurels from purely WvW anyways, I think it’s actually an improvement. Of course that’s just for rings and amulets, stuff we could already get from WvW anyways with a bit of mucking around, so, looks like it’s going to be another month+ until WvW players can get a hold of those snazzy backpieces or accessories.

About that burning oil trait… do your devs ever bother using burning oil? Unless there’s some sort of a silly range increase for it, there really isn’t any point to spending points for the least used siege. Nobody uses it, not because it doesn’t do enough damage, or because it doesn’t have fancy traits, but because aside from acting as a projectile magnet for a minute, its only use is to kill dumb people.

And it already does an awesome job at that! If 20 silly golems prance under a functional burning oil, they will die.

So really… why have it? Will this trait give me the ability to stay invincible while I’m manning it so that I could actually use the bloody thing while everyone’s stacking AoE’s on it? Will it offer a new ability called “Lucky Charms” where you spill out chalky marshmallows onto the hordes below to give them cavities?

Inverted.7439:

Rob.7624:

Sororita.3465:

Battle stations people

battle stations for your battle stations.

I see your Rig and I raise you a shiverpeaks commander

#nerdlyfe#gay#i’m jealous

Oo! Oo! I have a snazzy computer too! Sure it only has a monochrome monitor, and I have to have the graphics turned down to “Nonexistent”, but still!

I’m also of the opinion that upgrades should just cost supplies and nothing else. It’s one of the silliest gold sinks ANet’s ever introduced. If they really want a more useful goldsink, they should make the SM waypoint cost a silver to use.

CHIPS.6018:

Onwards! Kaineng!

Onward and forward!

TeamBattleAxe.3901:

pixieish.9627:

TeamBattleAxe.3901:

titanlectro.5029:

TeamBattleAxe.3901:

titanlectro.5029:

Lepew.7890:

Now you’re on the right track!

I think the original pun might be running out of steam though.

RedThinLine.9468:

Well if you say that removing stealth from a thief will help thief players l2p, you have no clue on how MMOs work, thieves are just a high damage class and their only defensive mechanism is stealth…

Stealth, and shadowstep! Two defensive mechanisms. Their two defensive mechanisms is stealth, shadowstep, and evasions. Three! Three defensive mechanisms!

TeamBattleAxe.3901:

titanlectro.5029:

TeamBattleAxe.3901:

titanlectro.5029:

Lepew.7890:

I think my pun was too sneaky for you.

I guess you could say he was on a different train of thought.

If a roaming thief finds himself defeated because of one of these traps, he should consider himself honoured that someone thought he was worth two arrow cart’s worth of badges. Or a catapult. …and a few badges left over at that too.

Sure, to you it might seem simple to just toss a bunch of ascended gear onto a merchant with a badge price and call it a day, but it’s complicated! Very complicated. Just like how it took over two weeks for the developers to realize that buffing arrowcarts by 80% might therefore kill other siege 80% faster, and that they could probably use a nerf.

In other news, a WvW developer was spotted crossing the road the other day.

“Excuse me! Do you have a moment?” “Excuse me! Do you have a moment?” “Excuse me! Do you have a moment?” “Excuse me! Do you have a moment?” “Excuse me! Do you have a moment?” “Excuse me! Do you have a moment?” “Excuse me! Do you have a moment?”

God! Doesn’t anyone bother to think to put in a delay on these guys?

“I swung a sword. I swung a sword again. Hey, I swung it again. That’s great.”
- Colin Johanson

I can’t help but pretend this quote actually applies to someone who is attacking Stonemist, and is delighted that at least autoattack works.

And now, a score update while I admire an ancient lighthouse which I’m told is built on an undead dragon’s breeding ground, but I’m sure nothing bad could ever possibly happen to it.

Guys! Guys! We’re supposed to be allies here, cleverly teaming up to shove NSP into Tier 8! If you keep fighting each other like this you’ll seem like respectable commanders to them!

Rob.7624:

Divrocks.5718:

Sorry explain to me what GoM commander was doing then. And how DR and GoM showed up within the minute of each other. See mini map time.
You seem overly defensive of the obvious.

And also point to me once, where NSP spawn camps DR while GoM takes their map.
Didn’t find anything? Because it takes two servers coms working together.

…

Yes. Yes we totally have a super secret alliance with GoM. I for one am totally supportive of this noble gesture of GoM to let us have Overlook instead of them, and would urge GoM to stop pretending that we’re fighting each other and simply focus on purging your silly red flags from your borderland, seeing how blue and green are clearly superior hues.

Good day.

Eh, personally I think Fight Club is just a silly event that I really shouldn’t bother attending…

…and what with XOXO and SPCA just mucking around with the so called rules, eh, well I suppose they have fallen on hard times, and need to scrounge up their kills somehow.

styx.7294:

Oh? You agree that the keeps are supposed to be ours? <3

How generous, seeing how it was on your borderlands. We ourselves simply accidentally wandered over, you see, and had no hostile intent whatsoever.

Of course, it seemed to me that the GoM were retreating from the NSP, and our force was rather poorly misplaced, what with our lines of retreat being pretty much the same as yours. Things became even worse when we found ourselves sandwiched between the GoM being chased by NSP, and the recently ressurected GoM emerging from their Garrison…

styx.7294:

Aww, you don’t have to be so nice, GoM. We know you love us. <3

…you love us a little too much, actually. We wish you would love us a little less, it’s sort of painful.

And now, for your viewing pleasure, I’ve decided to polish someone’s otherwise unseemly post.

SirVerminofWaterside

To my loathed opponent Lord Oozo, I wish to heartily exclaim my sarcastic surprise, and I feign to suggest that your word have wounded me.
Have you the capacity with with to verbally duel with me without resorting to underhanded measures which clearly display your obvious lack of upbringing? What rot!
To think that just recently I was under the impression that you should be labelled a sufficient member of a knightly order who would duel within certain areas set aside for social activities!
Insults are usually employed by those who do not have anything substantial to add to the argument, you snivelling, twitchy nosed, grub eating, prancing dandy of a weasel wearing poopy pants!
Is your only strategy that of "Diutissime Tempus Contendunt Animo? Vos titillent femore meo, Lord Oozo! I should bid you good day, yet the day is young, and I am certain to continue.

Oh joy, it’s one of those “Reality” types that think that what this game needs is some nice dull simulation in it. Of course, everyone knows that during D-Day, the Americans at Omaha Beach simply built trebs to try to slowly plink at the German’s carefully hidden arrow carts, all while the British and Canadians yelled over mapchat at them for attacking the wrong spot.

Oh yes, that sounds absolutely fun. Gather a group of players to attack a tower. Supply up. Step on a trap. Everyone has to run back to the supply camp. Repeat ad infinitum while a Dev posts that traps are just a first step and over the next few months there will be a patch to include metal detectors that can spot a trap while you slowly walk around.

Also Engis will get nerfed.

We just can’t win, you know? Attack NSP? We’re double teaming. Attack GoM? We’re picking on the weaker server and fighting for second place. Clearly what DR needs is a spreadsheet to keep track of who we’re attacking.

That or we could just stay in our own little corner and just fight mosquitos.

Rob.7624:

styx.7294:

Rob.7624:

Sororita.3465:

I finally found you in game RoB >.>

Hah that was you!
(I hope you enjoyed my line of warding)

Nice T3 SM you have there.
Shame if something were to..

..happen to it

Oh my gosh! Who kicked you to space?

Baby have I ever told you the story of how I’m an astronaut.
No?
Well how about dinner this Friday and I’ll take you out of this world.

-waits for grumpy mod to remove this post-
(This is not a dating site uhurr)

Should’ve told her you were a rocket man.

Hm… bringing back titles into WvW? Let me think about that for a moment…

How about…

We thought you guys were loving it. :b

Bloody well had enough of those kitten red circles raining down on us… I for one cannot wait until they change that, since working on setting up long range siege just for a single silly tower is just boring.

Well, this just bloody well seems to be encouraging zerging, in my limited opinion. Our small/medium roaming guilds are just having a pain trying to get people to engage in open field fights, and even more so when we’re trying to quickly take some paper tower.

It’s just been outright frustrating tonight, with swarms of rednames hiding on the walls, safely protected by their arrowcarts, only sneaking out in massive blobs. Yes, sieging castles and whatnot historically tended to be a pain. They also tended to be dull, boring, and drawn out. Good job on achieving that, I suppose.

Frelling boring with all those NSP either hiding with all their arrow carts, or only peeking out when they a nice good zerg to mass rally themselves. Are you trying to get us to go with the annoying creeping arrow cart strategy like all the other tiers?

We can dance when we want to!

You know what else is overpowered? Damage. I go afk for five minutes, and I come back to find myself dead and buried with a gravestone marker. They should nerf it so that I can safely leave to make myself a sandwich, eat it, and come back to fight one on one for an hour.

Also nerf running. You should only be able to run for ten minutes before being winded, and need to take a break.

I still think that arrowcarts needed a buff, given how pathetic they were pre patch.

But my god, the increased range and damage is simply overkill. Why would you want any other defensive siege besides arrowcarts now. Who cares if trebs are busting down the walls, just find a good chokepoint, sit back, and start farming bags.

Oh please, always these yappings for a reset, when really your tiers will just get locked up again. What’s needed is a formula change so that matches are a bit more volatile, with changes in tiers every two or three weeks.