Guild Wars 2

Reslinal.2359:

Just in the second week since League starts BG came back from an almost 20k deficit on the weekend. And before that happened, many people also believed that SoR was surely going to win the ppt race in that week.

Maguuma hasn’t owned Stonemist since the late 70’s.

Perhaps we need to bring back bellbottoms.

Hairwinz.1403:

i expected better of Bag-uuma err maguuma. seams they can’t do anything without SOR’s help.

Maguuma does not team up with other realms.

We ask every matchup but they all say no because they don’t like us.((((((((((((((((((

Zeke Azul Falcon.5176:

wow we are up against maguuma, i hear a lot of disturbing things about you guys, JQ returned to t1 after fighting you guys they seem to lost something, one JQ was even in a strapped jacket mumbling maguuma. my friend also returned after fighting your roaming guys he spent 5 hours in the shower shaking and crying.

looking forward to fighting you guys.

This is probably my favorite post ever.

SoR to the left of me.

Blackgate to the right.

Here I am, stuck in the middle of Mags.

Reset night is blob night for Maguuma. Every other day is awkward roaming and broken karma train attempts.

I think we ran over a few roamers with our zerg in the past 30 minutes. Sorry about that. :s

Gilgamesh.7364:

You’re right, true winners play for 3rd place!

Maguuma plays by golf rules.

‘cuz we’re cultured like that.

Shunt.6254:

In this situation red = most skilled, blue/green = most blobs.

Quoted for truth.

Maguuma #1 blob server NA.

Gonna take it all home this week.

NA.

Let’s start this off right!

Attention Blackgate and whoever the other guys are: Maguuma cordially invites you to get wrecked this week with our superior tactics and pectoral muscles. Any fights you win in the following week will be solely due to size differences and not group skill. Please leave your badges at the door so that we may collect them on the way out, and please do not use any hashtags without the express written consent of Maguuma Industries LLC.

We all have jobs.

Jedbacca.6297:

Words words words words.

It’s a shame you guys are only getting your GvG squad back up now. You’d find a lot of good fights with the Maguuma guilds. I don’t think we’re going to get matched up with you again this season so I hope you guys’ll be in full form next time we see each other!

I don’t actually participate in GvGs I’m just a hype-maker.

Jedbacca.6297:

You must have run in to a “Friend/Family” ranked SF member… This is the game play that we expect any of us SF that are out there roaming.

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I’ve run into many SF players out there (usually all at once) but not Wilson yet. I think we could make delicious Warrior dueling babies together.

Don’t worry, Toast, you’re not done with us yet! Pretty sure we’ve got one more matchup with you guys before the season ends.

As for JQ: so long and thanks for all the badges!

There are no girls on Maguuma.

Nobody on Maguuma drinks either, most of us are under 21.

Singing is also forbidden in our voice comms. We actually have a bot set up to detect any kind of melodic speaking and temp ban whoever it comes from. It’s a little finicky though so we all have to speak in monotone or else we run the risk of getting suspended from mumble.

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You know us Maguumies: all about quality posts!

BREAKING: JQ/TC/Mag pull a stunning comeback in their PvF score on the last night of the matchup~!

Handin.4032:

So you took 30 minutes to make a movie to make fun of/troll/harass a single person? GG.

GG indeed. His production quality is god-awful.

Here’s my stab at a better one:

Kigera.9584:

I’ve seen the Mag streams, not sure why you guys are getting bothered by “light” trash talk.

Nobody’s bothered by it. We’re just shocked and appalled that TC people get that mad at video games.

Also, screenshotting all this before it all gets purged.

Wanna do another video about it together, Titan?

And no, I haven’t brought back Rifle yet. Still trying, though.

Chris.3290:

It’s already Wednesday, is Maguuma ready to declare victory yet?

For next week’s matchup? Yeah, calling it now: Maguuma will be Blue team with 432,123 points at the end. Mal’ganis will be Green team with 21,231 points. Yak’s Bend will be Yellow team with a participation award.

I haven’t had bags like that in a long time. Thanks for the fun, guys!

Dedelta.5018:

Blah blah blah blah blah blah.

You want anecdotes? I’ll start recording my roaming sessions and you can see how many zergs I get 1v1’d by.

AttackAttack.8917:

I am a warrior and the nerf bat will: not change the fact that all the people QQ’ing about hammer are the same ones who don’t bring stun breakers to fights anyways.

Haha, I shouldn’t laugh because it’s true and actually kinda a bummer. :\

Zephyrus.9680:

So JQ’s FC participation consisted of a 30 zerg and a 2v1 that tried to stomp…

Good 1v1, RQ. Best 2 out of 3?

Are you a Greatsword Mesmer or anything with Perplexity Runes? Come join your brothers and sisters at fight club in Mag BL RIGHT NOW.

Fight club is on: Maguuma windmill.

I’m bringing Warrior rifle back.

Get here.

Probably around 250g. Which is kinda sad considering I’m going for Howl and the precursor is at a 6-month-high at around 200g. >_>

As a guy who carries well over 60 pieces of gear at a time, I’d love it if the right-click equipment menu in the character select screen were sorted in some way.

Okay, that’s all I wanted to say. Have a good day!

Small team skirmishes are a lot of fun. I’d love to see them officially supported.

Is there any evidence to back up this claim? I find it peculiar that it took three weeks for anyone to say anything about it and the only thing here is an echo chamber of your 55/60 people saying “AGREED 100%”!

Nickthemoonwolf.1485:

Because some people … enjoy the rush of breaking T3 keeps against higher tier servers.

That’s the entire reason Maguuma pushed for Gold League and not Silver.

kaisez.4968:

to my friends Mag.. when did you learned the magic skill of arrow cat .. it’s forbiddin in jq …
so sad mag…. [NOVA] tag as you see

One monitor plebeian detected.

Tricare.2946:

Just because a guild is asking for a GvG doesn’t mean this is the heavy weight title here. We’re just asking for a friendly fight. You get to learn what you’ll be up against and try now different set ups.

That, too. GvGs don’t carry the same kind of smack-talking brag-festing as open field fighting does. Even Maguuma has good sportsmanship when they GvG.

Nickthemoonwolf.1485:

I was in EP when they first fought Agg, and I took part in their training. Good stuff you know. Also you made me giggle with that gif at the end.

It was the only image I had that could properly convey the kind of “hynernyuerhuehuehunyer” tone I was trying to adopt with my post.

But yeah, GvG training typically ends up being team deathmatches, but the actual GvGs are more like open field fighting than anything else: juking veils, counting stabilities, stacking empowers and bombing downed clumps. Saying it’s just 15 1v1’s isn’t an accurate description.

Seriously, you guys should try it. Even if not against us. It’s a lot of fun.

Nickthemoonwolf.1485:

I seem to recall people in mag comparing roaming 1v1 to dueling in that people change their builds and utilities based on the two… well guess what, this is basically a larger scale of that.

How would you know? I thought you didn’t do GvGs!

Handin.4032:

I’d rather have open field fights with even numbers

You’re pretty much only going to get that against Maguuma with a properly scheduled and organized meeting. It’s too bad there’s nothing like that we could organize, y’know?

Warrior since beta. Warrior since GW1. I don’t even read patch notes anymore, I just keep on truckin’.

#hashtag

Snide comment about TC and JQ.

Unbelievable statement about Maguuma.

#hashtag.

Nuked.2360:

That was pretty painful to watch 360p long time since I’ve seen anything that low. Looks fun hope to see some higher quality ones soon!

It’s in 1080p. You probably got to it before YouTube fully processed it.

Sorry, breh.

Asudementio.8526:

Mag #1 ____ wait ….they aren’t #1 anything.

Mag #1 worst server NA

45 minutes of Champion ressing. I can’t hold all this Dragonite Ore…

Mance.5640:

robocafaz.9017:

Mance.5640:

Any Magswags have a video from Monday of SG vs Pyro by the Vurm, I would like to see @@

I’m still sitting on that footage. I’ll get it up eventually.

That would be sweet, thanks amigo.

It’s here. I only had one fight from the night that you guys weren’t involved in so I just dedicated the entire video to you.

If you guys could just adopt 16-bit remixes of Ke$ha and Lady Gaga as your official theme songs I’d greatly appreciate it!

I assigned AoE loot to CTRL+F (not AoE Loot on interact) and I just spam it during fights. 900-range loot too good.

Mance.5640:

Any Magswags have a video from Monday of SG vs Pyro by the Vurm, I would like to see @@

I’m still sitting on that footage. I’ll get it up eventually.

Mance.5640:

I wish you could post the hour of footage before we had to go leave for bay =)

I’ll try and pump that out later tonight. I only pushed this one out so fast because it was a joke vid— er… ’cuz I needed to make sure you guys saw how bad you got destroyed. #magswagorsomethingIguess.

Exclusive JQ gettin’ wrecked footage right here:

Avster.1935:

#Magswag

But all swag aside, tonight was fun. The fights near the Ice Grub especially. Thanks for the fun, SG! Hope to see you on the field again soon!

B Rad.5416:

robocafaz.9017:

Jade Quarry just got wrecked at Mag’s garrison.

#magswag

And by wrecked do you mean left to protect bay from sos?

Wrecked as in #rekt get wrecked JQ You ain’t got #magswag

Jade Quarry just got wrecked at Mag’s garrison.

#magswag

deathTouch.9706:

Come on Mag, we aren’t karma training hard enough for JQ’s liking!

JQ misses Xushin almost as much as we do. :’(