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Posted by: Lysico.4906

Lysico.4906

I have a Charr..

Charr Broiled is his name.

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Posted by: Gorwe.9672

Gorwe.9672

I’ll nominate myself. It is a)correct to the lorecool and C)one of a kind. Oh and D)Norn.

Vidar Skargrad. G is read Like H(so you would read it Skarhrad)…

Nuff said.

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Posted by: eVampire.9486

eVampire.9486

IWasOnceAPet (Charr), LimitedReach (Asura), OMGWifeAggro and HilaryBuff (Asura).

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Posted by: Reymis.2158

Reymis.2158

Asuran Mesmer named Optikill Illusion.

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Posted by: Spakpak.7260

Spakpak.7260

A piece of kitten called Logan Thackeray

Coexist: I play wow and gw2 and I love them both

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Posted by: Ruufio.1496

Ruufio.1496

My Charr named Charrnivore.

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Posted by: Darque Intent.1674

Darque Intent.1674

Human female Ele – Iyma Mann.

All hail Emperor Anet, and their new clothes!

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Posted by: Berelious.3290

Berelious.3290

Seen on a bear ranger pet “Sits in woods”

Corwin Grimjaw: Guardian (80)
Yak’s Bend Server
Crimethink [ct]

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Posted by: Feirlista Xv.1425

Feirlista Xv.1425

My Asuran Ele Dihydrogen Monoxide

Opinions are like ______ everyone has one I could
put the correct term in but not everyone has kittens

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Posted by: Tunney.6475

Tunney.6475

This little guy was trying to bring down the Mad King :-)

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Posted by: Nar.8327

Nar.8327

A charr named “Lee Charrvey Oswald” takes the cake in my book.

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Posted by: Thomassassinate.9370

Thomassassinate.9370

^
I love those charr pun names

It took forever for me to find one that wasnt taken, mines name is Eric Charrtman (eric cartman)

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Posted by: arty.1986

arty.1986

Saw a Sylvari called Jamie Leaf Curtis

80 Ranger / 80 Thief / 80 Ele
Piken Square Server The Axis of Evil [AXE] Guild Leader (and NO 1986 is NOT my birthdate!!!!!)

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Posted by: HunterFox.2578

HunterFox.2578

Someone I saw back in launch had named their charr “Yarnball Kittenfit.” I liked it..pretty creative.

Just imagine a charr playing with yarn lol…Rawr!

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Posted by: Pistol Joe.3741

Pistol Joe.3741

Well I Have a Few xD :

Sylvara Ranger = Pinokio the Second
Norn Guardian = UberSkull
Asura Elementalist = My Brain Is on Fire
Charr Thief = I Look Like a Cat

Beer Belly Joe – SoS NA

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Posted by: maina.5389

maina.5389

My Guardian “Knota Tank”

Beta Characters “Miso Pretty” and “Allison Wonderland”

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Posted by: Gestankfaust.4216

Gestankfaust.4216

My Guardian “Knota Tank”

Beta Characters “Miso Pretty” and “Allison Wonderland”

I saw one like that…

Allison Chains

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Posted by: HeatherSNS.9312

HeatherSNS.9312

I have…
Male charr “Hissyfit”
Beefy male norn “Manvich”
Male Asura “Oversized Gremlin”

That’s about as creative as I can get with these things :P

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Posted by: Tommyknocker.6089

Tommyknocker.6089

My Charr named Charrnivore.

Nice to meat (pun intended) you, I took the name Charnivore for my Charr Ranger as it looked funny (to me) with the extra R in there. It’s nice to see others have the same twisted way of looking at things.

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Posted by: arty.1986

arty.1986

think alot of ppl missed the point of this thread

80 Ranger / 80 Thief / 80 Ele
Piken Square Server The Axis of Evil [AXE] Guild Leader (and NO 1986 is NOT my birthdate!!!!!)

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Posted by: Wranglerist.5489

Wranglerist.5489

My human ele Irrationalist

#ELEtism

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Posted by: Thereon.3495

Thereon.3495

There’s been a few along the way but my nod goes to a guy a ran into while leveling a couple of days after launch

Mr Butter.

I dont know why but it tickled me! It made me laugh even harder when I heard “WTF why is this random guy sending me butter?!” from about 10 people on map chat and him replying with “Im Mr Butter, its my job!”. Hats off to you sir!

Here’s something amazing for you- I moved to Desolation from Gandara a couple of weeks ago to join my current guild. I was chatting in guild chat when I noticed a name that I thought familiar, a guy called Master of Butter and I asked him if he used to be on another server. Yup, youve guessed it, same guy! Of all the guilds to join, on all the servers in the game and we ended up in the same one! Bare in mind even when I laughed at his ‘butter-giving antics’ I didnt know him or even see his character!

Creepy coincidence or something more sinister?

Thereon Avenrise – former [Noes] Officer – Piken Square (EU)
Retired and living in a shack. Relaxing!

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Posted by: Red Falcon.8257

Red Falcon.8257

None in this game, but in another game there was a guy named “thelongestnameicouldgetawaywith”.
Funniest name ever.

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Posted by: int randInt return.3280

int randInt return.3280

None in this game, but in another game there was a guy named “thelongestnameicouldgetawaywith”.
Funniest name ever.

The best I’ve seen of that variety in any game so far is “MyNameIsTooLon”.

I initially thought of a perfect name for a thief, but it was, by its nature, one I couldn’t use.
So, my brother has a thief named “I Stole This Name”.

Crafters [CRFT]
We do open missions every Sunday night.
Contact Mistoffelees in game if you’re interested.

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Posted by: playandchill.3908

playandchill.3908

Jay Wislon Lolbye

[LANI] Multi glad pewpew

QUIT- RETIRED

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Posted by: Bullfrog.1324

Bullfrog.1324

I saw a max-size male Norn named “I Step On Asuras”, then I saw a Asura named “Im Not Small”

I’d rather regret something I’d done than regret doing nothing.
[Profession Synonym] Lexxi [ANGL] – Tarnished Coast

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Posted by: plasmacutter.2709

plasmacutter.2709

I have the best name in the game on my mesmer:

A R I F F I Zephiris.

(scrapped princess fans understand just why this is so good)

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Posted by: Catloaf.9280

Catloaf.9280

My name is “Abeefs”, because I like making up weird ones… But usually I go with “Catloaf” but that was unfortunately taken. I saw this giant black norn warrior whose name was “Im A Big Black Guy”… That was pretty funny.

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Posted by: citypigeon.6358

citypigeon.6358

Sylvari engineer(?)- Grasscannon

IGN: zestalyn
zestalyn.tumblr

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Posted by: Vorch.2985

Vorch.2985

Charr Charr binks.

Here’s what people thought of GW1 when it first came out: http://tinyurl.com/bntcvyc
“A release is 7 days or less away or has just happened within the last 7 days…
These are the only two states you’ll find the world of Tyria.”

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Posted by: Poledo.3256

Poledo.3256

Well I didn’t scroll through them all so I hope this wasn’t posted already. My favorite so far is a Sylvari – Twiggy Sawdust.

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Posted by: Aoshi.4785

Aoshi.4785

Thin Lizzy
San Ta (Huge Norn, white hair and beard, and his dyes were red and white)
Capn Mal
Great Onizuka
Al Queda

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Posted by: ndrangles.5183

ndrangles.5183

I made a charr named Oscar Wildebeest. Nobody in-game has ever gotten it.

Majyyks [Os] – NSP

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Posted by: Melchior.2135

Melchior.2135

I saw a guy running around with the Quaggan Potion the other day RPing some kind of Lion’s Arch Mafia don:

The Quaggfather

Former Guild Wars 2 fan. RIP, ArenaNet’s integrity.

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Posted by: Sirge.8934

Sirge.8934

An Asura named Brain Hurricane.

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Posted by: tigirius.9014

tigirius.9014

I named my Thief Barbarella after the movie of the same name I know I’m showing my age but meh.

Balance Team: Please Fix Mine Toolbelt Positioning!

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Posted by: Nihilus.3015

Nihilus.3015

Stomping Puppies

AmateurNet

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Posted by: Vayne.8563

Vayne.8563

In Guild Wars 1, I had a character named “I Brake for Oni” Of course, many of you want get that. I also had a charactered called “I Runed My Armor”.

Of my Guild Wars 2 names, my favorite is a ranger pet…a shark called diplomacy. As a member of the Vigil, that’s about as diplomatic as I get.

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Posted by: eisberg.2379

eisberg.2379

Char named
Butfart Burnfur

=D

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Posted by: Zonzai.2341

Zonzai.2341

Handsome Happ = Ugliest asuran warrior ever.

A Piece of Poop = Asuran thief.

Imbalanced Meta = Asuran thief after they made me change my name.

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Posted by: Nocturnal Lunacy.8563

Nocturnal Lunacy.8563

Asura ranger: Dr Doolittle

LMAO I’ve seen him all over.

A charr Guardian i believe: Charrboiled Eggs
A Human Mesmer: Dominatrix x x (which is interesting as I had a Mesmer in GW1 by the name of Dominatrixx
An Asura Warrior: Bonfaz Burntfurr (altho this would be better as an elementalist charr)

Forever Against Stacked Servers
Virual [VRUS] Alien Lunatics [StFu] Nocturnal Sxaddx [Nuts] Ft. Aspenwood
That which is dead may eternally lie, but with great aeons even death may die.

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Posted by: Star Ace.5207

Star Ace.5207

Perhaps not original, but Marvin the Martian, Anvil Rock Guardian (not my character, but a dark-skinned Asura replica of the Looney Toons character.) I am never into non-RP names, but that one made me smile, especially because of the armor, dye colors, and everything else looked like the little guy.

In fact:

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Posted by: Aldercy.5837

Aldercy.5837

One I’m proud of is a Sylvari guardian named Roseguardin.

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Posted by: AutumnWyvern.5092

AutumnWyvern.5092

Man I have no idea where you all are running into these people, I haven’t seen anyone with a particularity funny and/or awesome name.
Though I’d like to weigh in on the silly vs lore naming talk. While I do prefer names that fit into the lore (even though my Asura’s name does not due to not looking things up ahead of time whoops, I have a name in mind to change hers to whenever we get a name-changing item in the gem shop) I am the biggest sucker ever for clever pun names. Emphasis here on the clever. If its a clever pun and fits into lore, then you will have all my adoration. All of it. (Some of these Sylvari ones are killing me I nearly choked on M&Ms help)

I play on Devona’s Rest, my main is an Asura ele.
I mostly do PvE solo, but feel free to ask me to join your party!

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Posted by: Aquilus.9423

Aquilus.9423

Best one I’ve seen so far would be a Norn Warrior with the mohawk hair named ‘Mr. I Pity The Fool’ < Was so funny cause he looked almost exactly like Mr. T.

The Xaldin Edge [XE] ~ Sorrow’s Furnace

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Posted by: Esper.7035

Esper.7035

Peter Nornth.

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Posted by: Soulstar.7812

Soulstar.7812

I’ve seen a handful of names from “that MST3K video” (A must see if you havn’t already)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFHlJ2voJHY

All of which are naturally, incredibly awesome

I also ran into a Charr earlier who’s first name was “Nyan”

“My Many Names” in the mighty boosh
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLbhkM0LaYI

and some for those you want to get really creative:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWCn8pkfZMs

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Posted by: Morrigan.2809

Morrigan.2809

So I saw an Asura named Twofoottwo, I fell off my chair

Gunnar’s Hold

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Posted by: Empressium.5482

Empressium.5482

i’ve seen an asura named Facepalm Macfacedesk rofl

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Posted by: GuzziHero.2467

GuzziHero.2467

So many people thinking their own names are the funniest or most creative. So many people being wrong…

Non-Brits mayyyy not get this one, but one name that amused me earlier was Chip McCain.