Guild Wars 2

Ever feel stress in deciding what to do for the evening? Allow us to pick for you! We have a revolving door of choices resulting in mostly successful endeavors. Just don’t hit the Red Door. No one returns the same from that.

Below this page you’ll see a link to a GW2 Asset Kit. You know the greatest asset to this game? You dear reader. Hook up with like minded individuals, who enjoy being part of a family (including the weird uncle) and don’t mind taking the time to explain the subtle nuances.

Like charr cars. Those are amazing.

Calling all TC Natives home to the clan of the wild Goat! Come run with us in WvW content, gear up and hang with a guild that enjoys highly suggestible social banter.

Plus we now offer Scouts a free side dish of your choice.

Mork from Ork is calling all fellow aliens home. Naanoooo naaanooooo.

Hello Rei! My guild is currently on Tarnished Coast. Considering our silly banter, love of trying out interesting specs in WvW and a focus on being a community, I think you should check us out. Generally what I tell people is to join the Discord and guild, see if the mindset fits before transferring. Plus we are currently a “full” server too so it might be awhile until we open. We focus mostly on WvW (depending on the guild member) but I believe we cover all areas of the game at this point. I definitely have people on other servers too.

https://forum-en.gw2archive.eu/forum/community/lookingfor/TC-NA-WvW-Goats-of-Thunder-GOAT/first

Now featuring dancing in the dark choreography routines. I got lost at some point in Obsidium Sanctum back in 2015. My life has never been the same since.

This just in: Leather farming in Lake Doric has resulted in various forms of gear being fashioned for questionable purposes. I’m going in to examine this carefully.

Hello Mia! It is possible that you would have an incredibly good time here with my Goat clan guild. We are active in Discord when events are running, I have a feeling if you poked people they would show up more often. That is the one element that is obviously important to you and I don’t want to misrepresent what I’ve got to offer. People show up in our voice comms periodically and we are definitely on there Saturday, Sunday and Wednesday. There are a number of new players joining the guild too who would no doubt love to do farming runs.

Let me know what you think or if you want more information in game. Feel free to come and hang out with us a bit to give it a shot too!
This is my advertisement on the forums:

https://forum-en.gw2archive.eu/forum/community/lookingfor/TC-NA-WvW-Goats-of-Thunder-GOAT/first

Hoping to use gliding while playing flight of the bumblebee and scaring people with our magnificent buzzing sounds and yellow spandex. Apply within.

Psh. MINE.

Now seeking lost souls to add to my collection. I’m not even a ginger. I just like people. We’ve had a number of brand new players join in the past week. If you want some pointers, tips and explanation on WvW, this is a great time to jump in before the expansion!

Do you ever want to run with me? Do you ever want to see me cry (BOMB BOMB BOMB)? Restless zergs make me defensive, together we can dance all niiiiiiight.

whimsical.2791:

Goats live in houses? I hope they are house broken…if not, it is gonna be one smelly house. But you guys could kitten flowers for all I know about goats.

eta…yay kittens

Or we could spontaneously grant wishes for the small minor payment of a kitten. But that would seem weird. GOATs live where they want! Ever see those oddball ones that sleep on the side of mountains? Not even near a Starbucks!

Luna Peregrina.5708:

I need a new home and it’s cold outside.
Can I come in?

We welcome all lost souls and those who enjoy tiny territories with low rent opportunity! I sent you an invite.

I believe that underwater GvG matches are sorely underrated. My guild boasts the most underwater legendaries of any WvW in the game. Truly most people won’t admit they have them so I could be off base here.

Hello! Sounds like you would fit in just fine with the GOAT clan. A number of the people I’ve been getting are returning players too. I have taken more than one break myself during HoT. We do roaming, havoc style and the occasional zerg play too. If nothing else I can probably direct you to a different guild too if mine doesn’t suit what you are trying to find.

https://forum-en.gw2archive.eu/forum/community/lookingfor/TC-NA-WvW-Goats-of-Thunder-GOAT/first

Hello! I can offer the services of my guild if you would like to check out WvW content. That is mostly what we do, though we are just starting out into raiding content too (gearing up, working on mechanics.) Your timing is spot on for when most of us play. Teh good news is you have multiple guild spots so I’d suggest trying out a number of offers! Also check out the official TC forums for guilds too: http://tarnished-coast.com/forum/index.php?/

My guild: https://forum-en.gw2archive.eu/forum/community/lookingfor/TC-NA-WvW-Goats-of-Thunder-GOAT/first

Last night we danced a dance of one thousand yaks. It is like that one thousand sword cuts thingy, except it definitely does not smell as nice.

I don’t know. Do you vegemite?

Desperately seeking Suuuuusan. If you know where my heavily muscled, bacon eating partner has gone to let me know. We need those gains. She completes me by lifting me into he swan position in drive thru windows.

Some nights I tag up and whisper quiet sweet nothings to myself in a squad. What is crazy is I actually still get loot from this.

What I’m looking for:
People with a wicked sense of humor
Players willing to experiment, theory craft and work together
A competitive mindset (not elitist…good lord no)
Those who enjoy all types of content

What we bring:
Bacon
Insanity
WvW 2x per week scheduled nights, most of us are on every night anyway
Zero rep requirement (encouraged, but not required during WvW due to missions)
Discord (server uses TS so there will be times I open tag and use that)

We have players who can do high end Fractals and Dungeons. In all honesty, that isn’t every night unless there is interest. We are just now starting to do raids and work on gearing together.

http://goatsofthunder.enjin.com/
https://discord.gg/y7vbNSr

I really am holding out for a hero. I’ll take some villains though. You decide.

Howdy! The Goat clan is a smaller WvW based guild that strives to be all inclusive with an atmosphere geared towards having fun in GW2 while being competitive. We are a strange bunch. All age ranges, scattered around the U.S. and abroad. Most of our players are on during NA Primetime. I think we fit what you are describing. Of course we tend to get a bit punchy at night and definitely stray into questionable humor.

https://forum-en.gw2archive.eu/forum/community/lookingfor/TC-NA-WvW-Goats-of-Thunder-GOAT/first

Feel free to get ahold of me in game or through our Discord. Good luck!

-Bliss

Now featuring nightly runs to go and feed the starving cats throughout Tyria.

This just in: The new Preparation H elixir for Engineers that pairs really well with the Gold Bond armor for guardians.

Do you want to ride in my charr car? I have an express desire to feel the wind in my hair. With you by my side we can do anything for love. But I won’t do that. Don’t even ask.

Howdy! Goats of Thunder are TC based if you want more of a laid back WvW approach. We aim to kitten while allowing folks to structure builds and comps how they want to. I definitely understand the busy adult lift, I travel for work quite often myself. If you want to check us out here is the website or drop by the Discord some evening:

http://goatsofthunder.enjin.com/
https://discord.gg/y7vbNSr

Walking the world in need of excellent playmates. Now the bunny kind. Well, we can talk.

Hello Cmart! If later on you wind up wanting anything on the WvW side, let me know. My guild is also on the smaller side but I’ve got a number of other guilds we partner with when we roam.

http://goatsofthunder.enjin.com/

Now recruiting people for the Glorious GOAT Winged Armada. We shall descend from on high to attend the glorious needs of the server, defend the borderlands and shun all who declare pants to be necessary.

Now featuring complete and utter destruction for our morale character leading up to the expansion. We must have a cleansed and open palete in order to fully experience the enemy.

Was that weird? It was weird wasn’t it?

Now we return you to the proud adventures of Carl. This scene can be played by any gender association or preference for activities. We have secretly mixed Tarnished Coast and Piken Square members together. Let us see what happens!

It may be peanut butter and jelly time.

Still looking for co-ed parties on top of the ruins. The Southeast of course. Gotta make you sweaty first.

Oh drat. Wrong forums.

Now is the time to join folks! We have an expansion reveal next week, an aspiring team of technicians calculating the possibilities of where we are heading to next as characters and a monkey. Currently the monkey is looking on suspiciously while I type and I think he may shiv me.

Purse your lips. Make an incredibly weird face. Say “dancers with pigs”. Now, apply directly at the forum to join this fantastic guild.

You should have heard the cheers go up in my TC squad when we saw the Anet tag last night on SoS bl. The group immediately went from any sensible notion to trying to pick you off. Needless to say our group of ten didn’t accomplish the task. Lol. But we had a good time for a bit trying to strategize a way into the middle of the Zerg.

I settled on waving. But then I have killed more than one dev over the years. Great distraction technique!

Do you ever find yourself making funny faces in the mirror and talking with a strange voice out loud? If you do, please consider at least imitating a Brass Monkey in our guild hall arena. Nothing is better looking like Ronald McDonald in a wind storm!

I’ve got free bacon. Of course you’d have to come to Minneapolis to get it. But hey, probably worth it.

Good luck wherever you both wind up!

Hello! My own personal guild is small and yet incredibly mighty. We are on Tarnished Coast and wind up doing WvW content multiple times per week. However, well over half of my guild members do PVE nightly. I am the lame duck who is really just getting into it. I describe us as “casual and yet committed” due to still wanting to beat content, just not go crazy and play 50 hours per week. We do have one couple who games nightly in the guild already. No rep requirements, we use Discord for our chat. I have 36 members right now so I’m not kidding when I say small. lol. I’ve got members on a number of servers and three in the EU.

If this sounds intriguing feel free to reach out in game or on our website: http://goatsofthunder.enjin.com/
(I am Fatherbliss.4701.)

Still seeking people who look, taste and feel like David Hasslehoff.

Perhaps the best thing that will summon this guild: Questionable humor and pasties. I meant pastries. Definitely pastries.

You may think a Yak attack is the most vicious but you’ve not experienced the insanity of the Goat business.

Howdy! I am responded solely due to your name. Ask me again and I’ll tell you the same. The GOAT crew is very new and building slowly. My goal is to create a positive environment within WvW and I’m building a guild around that concept. We do all types of content but really are focused more on WvW on TC. Feel free to check us out! Due to so many servers being full, you would have to move to SoR right now though. I imagine that is the case for a lot of guilds right now.

http://goatsofthunder.enjin.com/

Do you want to be a part of the hottest, most amazing singing sensation this side of Anet headquarters? Me too. When you find that guild let me know. Until then, feel free to join the GOATs!

I once shaved my own name in the back of my head in case of amnesia. Never once did it occur to me that isn’t useful if I cannot see what I wrote.

Upon entry to the guild, one must quote Spongebob the first time you are in Discord or Teamspeak. it is known

Sometimes we share greeting cards in guild chat that are meaningful to all of us. Those cards come from Denmakh. It is right next to New Jersey and features cards that are definitely Sweeten.

You know what is best when applied to your enemies? Malt-O-Meal. We have tons of this stuff. Don’t miss the great TC giveaway going on this week! You just have to join my guild in order for me to reveal the secret location.

Sometimes the best way to apply love is with conditions. My love knows no boundaries. Other than about five people. That is really about it.