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Fixing a drop rate is a matter of changing a few numbers around.
40 MB is a ton of numbers.
Even if there was only one line of code within a file that determined the drop rate, wouldn’t it be reasonable to expect that the entire file(s) containing that single line of code be patched?
Sure, but I’d be impressed if they could make it 40 MB.
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“Increasingly difficult enemies” means it’s the same enemies only with twice as much health, then three times as much, then…
Alright, I guess I didn’t give them enough the first time.
Fine.
What do you get when you stand on the shores of Orr for too long?
A Zhai-tan.
What does the Lionguard use to deal with flat feet?
Lion’s Arch supports.
What did the atheist say when he first arrived in Malchor’s Leap?
“There is no Dwayna, only ghoul.”
What did one norn say to the other norn?
“Bear with me.”
Why were Kooraloo and Meelamoop evicted from the Lion’s Arch sewers?
They were quaggan up the pipes.
What did the Risen Philosopher say when he awoke?
“Return. Why?”
Why didn’t the cool kids hang out in Rata Sum?
It was nothing but a bunch of squares.
What do you call a sylvari after a meal?
Chlorofull.
I’m waiting.
I’m not really a fan of mixing armor types for cosmetic appearance, but I do hope they add more sets.
I know how you feel about the light armor. Some of it is… Redonk.
There’s a game fairly similar to that from the good folks at Hi-Rez studios called Smite, which is a third-person MOBA.
Granted there’s no dodging and only four abilities per character, but it’s a pretty fun twist.
All I can say about ArenaNet’s MOBA is that I wish them luck. They’re walking into a fairly saturated market that’s already dominated by a gargantuan monster in League of Legends.
If you’re not having a good week, try to get a friend or two and go slinking around the battlefield when it’s super-late. Things inside garrisons are going to be the hardest, but if it’s a small group of five people and one of you brought along some Ram blueprints you should be able to bust in and grab the vistas with no problem.
I don’t understand why he couldn’t just have came with us as we closed the gate, it’s like he just wanted to die for no reason and pretend it was noble. z.z
Well, imagine it like this. You and few others are escaping a horde of monstrous undead counting in thousands and try to lock them behind a door to buy yourselves an extra minute to run for the ship. If Tybalt had not distracted them, you never would have been able to push the doors shut due to the huge numbers of undead trying to push back.
There weren’t any Risen near the door at all. There was enough time for a full Heroic Final Speech and then a leisurely stroll into doom.
I’d be more concerned with the gigantic rotting dragon beast seeing your ship as it leaves and swooping in to sink it.
Just bad scripting and hole-filled storytelling then.
I want my Tybalt back…
I don’t understand why he couldn’t just have came with us as we closed the gate, it’s like he just wanted to die for no reason and pretend it was noble. z.z
Well, imagine it like this. You and few others are escaping a horde of monstrous undead counting in thousands and try to lock them behind a door to buy yourselves an extra minute to run for the ship. If Tybalt had not distracted them, you never would have been able to push the doors shut due to the huge numbers of undead trying to push back.
There weren’t any Risen near the door at all. There was enough time for a full Heroic Final Speech and then a leisurely stroll into doom.
I’d be more concerned with the gigantic rotting dragon beast seeing your ship as it leaves and swooping in to sink it.
Praise be to Treesus, our lord and savior, who formed the Pact with a little help from his second-in-command (whatever his or her name is) and defeated Zhaitan (and I guess Destiny’s Edge was nearby when it happened along with said second-in-command and four other people but who cares), who obtained the fabled blade Caladbolg and somehow became even more useless in combat with it, who will save the world from the other Elder Dragons so long as the second-in-command still cares when the other five show up.
We do not deserve his grace, and all it cost most of us was the best character in the entire game, Tybalt I will never forget you my dearest friend, I weep every day that we are no longer together but since I didn't see you die and I don't give a single butt about what the Sovereign Eye of Zhaitan says it means you're still alive but like, even if you're not then you will always live on in my heart and in the shrine I made to you in my closet.
@ Hyena – I see your point, but the problem is that in a game where you can literally buy gold from the developer, NOTHING is really exclusive or prestigious. It takes ZERO work to buy gems—>gold and then buy cultural armor, which is why I personally feel like it should be like the cultural weapons and purchased with an in game currency that can NOT be bought with real $$$ and must be earned.
Okay, so nothing is exclusive or prestigious.
Well, what are you waiting for? Go ahead and buy the T3 armor.
What, you can’t? Then that makes it exclusive.
I’m going to disagree with the fact that it takes “zero effort” to buy gems. Do you have any idea how much money, how much real life money it would take to purchase an entire set of Tier 3 armor? Here’s how much:
You can get 800 gems for $10.
800 gems can be converted to…. Well, let’s be generous and assume 1G per 100 gems.
800 gems becomes 8 gold.
You need 120 gold to buy a set of Tier 3 cultural armor.
At 1 G/100 gems that means you need 12,000 gems.
You would need $150 of actual money to buy the full set, and that’s assuming an exchange rate that you will probably never ever see. The reality is that it’s far more expensive than even that, which means you’re spending something like $200+ on pixels. If you don’t consider that a hurdle then you’ve either never had to work for your money or you have a massively disposable income.
Either way, the price makes the armor exclusive, and the fact that it’s exclusive makes it valuable.
For the record however, I haven’t spent a dime on this game since I bought it (because I don’t have a massively disposable income) and I have a full set of T3 armor on one of my characters (minus the helmet, though I could buy it right now if I wanted). All the gold I have I earned through the game itself. I didn’t buy it from anyone and I certainly didn’t hack.
Which, in the end, was why I bought it. It’s something that can’t be earned by a couple of trips through a dungeon or by farming an event for a weekend. It’s the most exclusive thing in the game right after legendary weapons, and I think that’s a good thing.
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in real life, expensive clothing is made better than the clothing you can get at Old Navy.
No it isn’t.
Also in real life, we are expected to wear certain types of clothing for our jobs. Be that a uniform made one size fits all in China or a suit designed in Italy with expensive fabrics.
I don’t get what this has to do with what I asked you. You’re not “expected” to wear your cultural armor. It’s not a uniform. It’s a cool outfit that costs a lot of money because it’s intended to be exclusive.
If you consider playing this game your job then what you’re “expected” to wear is a suit of exotic armor, not a massively-expensive set of rares.
In game, the only thing cultural armor servers for is appearance, just not sure why cultural armor is so expensive and why there is no Legendary armor to work on.
Right. My question was “why do you care?” It’s just for appearance.
It’s expensive because, like I said just now, it’s intended to be exclusive. You’re not supposed to wear it, nor are you expected to wear it. It’s a status symbol. It’s why there are three tiers of it at vastly different price ranges. Tier 3 is supposed to be rarer than tiers 1 and 2. If it wasn’t, people would just save up for it and nobody would wear the first two because the third usually looks so much cooler.
If you don’t like that it’s hard to obtain a set then I should explain that if you didn’t have to work for it then everyone would have it and there wouldn’t even be a point to having it around.
You can actually consider it the legendary armor, albeit the entire set will end up costing far less than Sunrise or Twilight.
Okay so the Halloween event is over but I have neither a crown nor a clock tower. What’s the deal?
Long Term goal, the prices are fine, but why is there a long term goal on standard looking armor that appears no more special than items you can farm much cheaper and faster in a dungeon?
I do not understand the idea of wanting cultural armor to be such a long term goal. If anything, cultural armor should be some of the cheapest, it’s part of your culture.
If it’s standard-looking and there are cheaper, faster alternatives… Why do you care?
The fact that it’s so expensive is part of what makes it so valuable. They make thousand-dollar articles of clothing in real life that’re no better than what you can get at a Goodwill store, but people still buy them. It’s prestige.
Here’s a couple of them, though I don’t think this one lists them all.
http://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Staff
You can also head into the Mists (open your PvP tab and click "Enter the Heart of the Mists) and head to the lockers. There you can scope out every staff model currently in the game.
When you find one you like, lemme know and I’ll try to help you find it.
Speaking purely as an elitist, I like the prices just as they are.
As opposed to other games where you have the same five skills and twenty you never use.
You guys saying that you’d “explore more” if you had mounts are lying whether you realize it or not.
You’d ride your mount in a straight line from Heart to Heart and would have absolutely no reason to do otherwise at any point.
The fact that you want to move faster in a world that is already extremely compact tells me that you already have your destinations planned out, and that you’re not the types to take your time.
Exhibit B: The Mad King’s Labyrinth
The labyrinth was a brilliant idea. A big neato fun place to roll around with a mass of people and destroy skeletons! It was like D&D with 50 people!
The issue here was with the events. Don’t get me wrong, I loved them to bits and the rewards were great, but with enough people you could roll over them like they weren’t there and without enough people you’d probably all be killed by their incredibly irritating array of powerful abilities. I mean, you gave the skeleton archers TWO knockbacks. Did Orr teach us nothing?
The champion fights were also pretty tedious. You couldn’t possibly lose against them, but actually beating them took ages. And you gave the Champion Skeleton Endure Pain.
WHY??
All it did was drag the fight out by over a minute, and aside from an occasional PBAoE fear it was his only trick.
The Family-Sized Candy Corn fight was also pretty boring and required no input from the players aside from auto-attacking. How do I know? Because I’m fighting him right now, while I’m writing this.
Both fights were basically just a meter that slowly ticked down until loot happened.
What to do? Well, my opinion is that number one: more of the events should involve beating down champions, and number two: the champions should have much less HP and much more danger. Let them do more than auto-attack, and require players to actually pay attention to what’s happening lest they get thrown into the own zone.
And while you’re at it, let’s reduce the HP of all the game’s champions. Especially the ones inside of the dungeons, because eeeuugh.
So that was Act 2.
Act 3 was great. Ascent to Madness was fast and fun and extra-rewarding. King Thorn posed a fun fight that didn’t go on too long or feel completely unfair, and having to play Mad King Says at first was… whipped cream on the pumpkin pie, I guess. Butter on the corn? Whatever. It was fun!
If I have to criticize anything about Act 3, it was the “super-unique once-ever event!” You guys built this thing up and said you were running it once and only once so make sure you’re there, and… It was a cinematic. King Thorn shows up and is like “MAD KING SAYS GET KILLED BY MY GIANT HANDS” and then he screams and falls down. There’s really no reason this cinematic couldn’t just play for everyone the first time they entered Lion’s Arch that day. You guys said that running it over and over again would “ruin the effect” because it would be spoiled by YouTube but 1) If we didn’t want to spoil it for ourselves we could just not watch it on YouTube and 2) We’d have to anyway because chances are we missed it.
Don’t get me wrong, I’m actually happy it was just a cinematic and not something I’d be emo about missing out on, but I mean… Come on.
Finally, Act 4. Act 4 was pretty good. Aside from losing Ascent to Madness, we got to play Mad King Says! And we got a hat for it! It’s cute. It’s fun. I liked it. Compared to the other three acts it’s slightly underwhelming but you guys really outdid yourselves with those and I have to applaud you. Thank you~
So there you go. That’s my piece. I’d like to restate that I was seriously floored by the effort ArenaNet put into this event and I am downright giddy with anticipation for the holiday events to come. If they’re even half as amazing as this one I will be super-satisfied with them and love you all the more.
Thank you again, ArenaNet, and Happy Halloween!
Hi everyone!
Now that Halloween has come and gone I’ve decided to lay down some thoughts on the events we all got to enjoy (even if it doesn’t end for five days yet) because I am incredibly pompous and think that you care what I have to say.
Overall, I was extremely impressed with the effort put into this event. Having played a multitude of other MMOs in my time, I can say with certainty that GW2 surpasses all of them in terms of content quality and quantity. There was so much to do! And they made it for people that they don’t need to convince to maintain a monthly subscription!
But of course, since this is the first holiday event we’ve had in this super-new style of MMORPG, there were problems. Not big ones mind you, but I think this is a valuable opportunity to learn what worked and what didn’t so that future events can be even better.
Act 1 actually had nothing wrong with it. The haunted doors were neat (except the ones that glitched out, didn’t despawn, and got people banned for farming them) and the quest to learn His Royal Madness King Oswald Thorn The First Of His Name’s past and get rewarded with a unique back piece was extra-sweet. If I wanted to be super-critical I’d say that hiding one of the second phase’s pages in Sparkly Fen was mean to low-level characters, but eh.
Act 2 was also mostly good, but it was where most of the problems lived too. The PvP events were awesome and fun and I dearly hope they stick around in some form after the Halloween event is over. The PvE events, however? Well…
Exhibit A: The Mad King’s Clock Tower
The Clock Tower is probably the most polarizing event in the whole entire holiday thingie. People praised it and condemned it for its difficulty. I personally found it fantastic fun. It was faster than anything we’ve had before and victory was, for once, not assured. Finally making it to the top of the tower is a great feeling and it’s something we don’t see very often in this game, where failure is sometimes not even possible. This is probably the one event in Guild Wars 2 that gets my adrenaline going and I will miss it when it’s packed up for next time.
So what was the problem?
Issue 1: It’s not instanced.
When you run the clock tower, you run it with everyone else running the clock tower. Sure, this means you get to laugh when someone else falls, but massing everyone onto the same narrow path and having them move at the same speed makes it very easy to lose your place in the swarm and miss a jump, not to mention the frame rate lag adds an element of difficulty. The first time I ran the tower I actually couldn’t complete it until I came back later when there were fewer people trying.
In addition, you were running this thing alongside norn and charr, whose gigantic massive selves blocked out everything beneath them, which was everything.
Next time, I’d love it if events like this one were either personal instances or had smaller population caps.
Issue 2) Running this thing as anything bigger than a human was awful.
Until today I’d only been running my humans through the tower. Today I tried it with my norn, whose freakish tallness caused her to smash her head against all sort of invisible ledges and fall screaming into the green.
Then I tried it with my charr, which was even worse. The four-legged gait of the charr has always made jumping puzzles tricky, but it’s extra-bad when you need to time your jumps perfectly on the fly. There’s no indicator of where your “feet” are, and their bigness gives an illusion of slowness that screws with timing even worse. Then there were camera issues, where sometimes your point of view would fly straight up your own butt.
My solution would be to have the next puzzle transmogrify everyone running it into something that vaguely resembles a humanoid, so that not only is it easier to time one’s attempts, but also reduces the problem of having to run the puzzle with your head up a charr’s enormous backside.
To be continued, because I hit the character cap.
I liked being a healer in other MMOs more than any other role, but I particularly enjoy it in GW2. It’s not a game where you’re standing still and mashing 3 over and over to keep a boss from killing your tank. You have so much more you can do, and probably need to do, to keep people up and running that it ends up being a much more active experience.
I vote YES to this too..Ive already made a whole post on this topic before and thought id support this one as well. I have quite a bit of reasons for backing this up but the main one is because the zones are empty because there are no mounts. Lets put it this way.. If you had to choose what would more likely cause a zone to be empty which one would it be? 1. ground mount, 2. flying mount or 3. way points. Its pretty obvious which one it would be. As of now I’m only farming tokens from COF, I only travel from Divinity’s reach and COF so if your a player thats in between those zones, guess what?….your never gonna see me because ill never be passing through your area. I just port to the other side of where your at.
Mounts won’t populate zones. Mounts might cause you to see maybe one or two people riding past you but they’re not going to stop and help you because they probably have somewhere else to be.
It doesn’t matter if we “never see you” because you’ll just be running past us anyway.
A real life friend and guildmate of mine just quit recently because he just couldn’t understand how there couldn’t be mounts in the game. And no he didn’t go back to wow he actually liked guildwars 2 better but the whole no mount thing was a game breaker for him. Hope they reconsider the whole mount thing.
This boggles my mind. He wasted $50 because he “couldn’t understand” not having a mount?
Basically, you’re an idiot if you’re against mounts. From a marketing stand point it’s the smartest thing you can do at this point.
Please explain this.
WvW is worse than a full time job , not to mention it takes 2 hours to get back into any action after your .0003 second fight is over and only one way point to use.
That’s the entire point. If players could move faster than they do now, sieges would take FOREVER because the defenders could respawn and ride all the way back to the keep. They could blow past the attackers, who probably wouldn’t even have time to render them on their screens before they were safely inside the walls with a fresh stock of supplies and ready to prolong the stalemate.
Alternatlively they could add more waypoints for 10 gold per trip, that sounds about as reasonable as a new trendy Apple Product right kids?
…What?
Bottom line, Mounts are needed more than Anet realizes, will drop the ball after most of the player base has dropped the game anyway…
You haven’t shown that at all.
so yeah maybe it doesn’t matter, no money to pay the programmers to make a mount for a total 1000 subscri…..players.
How will mounts make money for the programmers, exactly? They’d never make mounts a gem shop-exclusive item because that would be the definition of selling power, so all mounts would do is create a brand new gold sink. You could buy gems for the gold, sure, but that’s a minimum of $10 and if it costs less than 800 gems then most people will buy said gems with gold.
Again, no money coming in.
Why wouldnt you want them.. Obviously they aren’t required to get places.. i mean even without waypoints they still wouldnt be required..
It’s fun to have them to start with.
Even if Guildwars would start to use mounts this game would still be just as unique as before. Instead now you have Extra content items to look out for..
I mean i would love to see some mounts that fit each race for example.
Human – Horse
Asura – Golem
Charr- Chubby humanetc
I just don’t get why ppl say no to extra stuff lol..
Because:
1) I don’t want more gold sinks in the game.
2) Charr would have to have enormous mounts which would be as obnoxious and stupid-looking as Tauren on Kodo.
3) With or without waypoints, there’s no reason for mounts. The world of Tyria is meant to be experienced, not blown past at 100 mph.
4) There are so many events in the game that you’d spend more time off your mount than on it, and when you were on it you’d probably be loathe to hop off because constantly re-mounting would be annoying.
So far it seems like the only reason you guys want mounts is because World of Warcraft had them. Instead of calling everyone who disagrees with you idiots, why don’t you try to understand why they’re not in the game?
mounts sell like hotcakes. charge 20$ for one and many, many people will buy them. i don’t see how anyone could reasonably argue that mounts skip content. if anything they increase it by making travel more interesting for players and therefore reducing waypoint travel.
Uh. How?
And why would they want to reduce waypoint travel?
it also makes it extremely hard to break out when you’re down to your last keep.
If you’re down to your last keep you should be defending that keep and not running off to capture a supply depot somewhere.
Waypoints are killing the immersion of the game. Once you hit 100% map you never go these places again.
At 100% map completion you wouldn’t go to those places again if you had a mount or not. You can argue that getting to Orr from Lion’s Arch would require visiting all the zones between those two points, but if they removed waypoints then people would want alternative super-fast travel, like flight points.
Flight points don’t work in this game, where every zone is instanced. Or they would, but you’d end up sitting through 7 loading screens when you went anywhere.
Plus, because there’s no monthly fee for this game, there’s no need for time-sinks to hinder your travel.
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If you follow around a zerg, WvW becomes a giant PvE arena with spontaneous events that you have a fair chance of losing.
If you sit inside a keep and hurl death down on the people below, WvW becomes a PvE minigame that you can’t lose.
Don’t sweat the PvP aspect. nobody can see your name and nobody’s going to make fun of you for getting killed.
Because Orr wasn’t awful enough when they moved at reasonable speeds.
I’d rather they never include mounts.
For one thing it’s so, so easy to get around in the world thanks to waypoints and compact maps.
For another, I don’t want some jackwit riding past me on an obnoxiously loud motorcycle every five seconds.
Because next year I’ll be the mad king.
Well, two can play at that game.
Why was the centaur so unpopular?
He was a Ta-meanie.
How did the charr discover the undercover Ascalonian spy?
They could see right through him.
How many asura does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, but he needs 20 people to get the bulb back from the Inquest first.
Why did nobody laugh at the sylvari comedian?
He was too corny.
Why did the dredge return the mirror he bought?
He couldn’t see himself using it after all.
Where do Tyria’s aquatic species hate to shop?
At the Krait and Barrel.
What did Kralkatorrik say while forming the Brand?
Boy, this sure is hard.
Why did the human female buy a set of Tier 3 medium cultural armor?
It was half-off.
What did the Risen Shopkeeper say to retain customers?
“Return. Buy.”
Why didn’t anyone trust the patrolman’s word?
He said he was a Lionguard.
How did Orr get its name?
Because when someone suggests going there, everyone else says “Orr we could go somewhere that doesn’t suck.”
What keeps Kralkatorrik’s minions obedient?
Brand loyalty.
Why was Mad King Thorn so crazy?
Genetic diseases caused by generations of inbreeding in his royal family line.
Why did the pygmy centaur buy cough syrup?
He was a little hoarse.
Why isn’t the Mad King any good at debates?
He relies too much on straw men.
What happened to Destiny’s Edge?
They erred. (It was Logan’s fault though)
What do you get when a sylvari hooks up in Hoelbrak?
Norn on the cob.
Is the Pale Tree really a pale tree?
Some people think it’s silver-y.
How do sylvari get into politics?
With a grassroots campaign.
Why did the norn give up on the festival?
It was moot.
Did you hear the one about the Clash Warband?
They really rocked the fahrar.
So ANet, where’s my kingdom?
If they didn’t have anything to complain about they’d just be playing the game.
18) King Adelbern. Death of his son, annihilation of his kingdom and eternal damnation as a ghost aside, his elite forces include a pair of horny teenagers and the kind of ranger who names his pets “Fang” and “Shadow.”
- What’s wrong with a ranger calling their pet shadow? The truth is a shadow would do more damage to a moving target than a pet does at the moment!
Yes, I have a ranger with a jaguar pet named shadow!
I should say, namewise “Shadow” plays in the same league as certain scimitar dual-wielding copycats of a certain rather tan elf
You gotta love GW2 though, I haven´t come across even one “XXX Dri…. XXX” in this game yet.
I have
Er. I mean two colored sections.
Also, even on the map we currently have, there are entire zones we don’t have access to.
We can travel to maybe 50% of what we can already see. Maybe even less.
As for classes, they can always add more of them. Just because one class can do something doesn’t mean you can’t have other classes that do it as well.
“What is there to add?”
Oh boy do I have a map for you.
edit: here it is:
See those three colored sections? See the one at the top? That’s the entire world map we currently see.
It turns out it’s Aerys Targaryen and the event is that we all burn alive.
1) The dude who put Dusk up on the Trading Post for 410G. Now he’s down a Precursor and a 10% listing fee he’ll never get back.
2) Anyone walking into Orr for the first time.
3) Me, after meeting Trahearne and realizing I’d be stuck with him until the end of the personal story and probably well into the next expansion.
4) Owl.
5) Zojja. Probably the only member of Destiny’s Edge who has a right to be upset at everyone.
6) Caithe, for having to deal with Destiny’s Edge.
7) Destiny’s Edge, because they’re a guild called “Destiny’s Edge.”
8) Human females in cultural T3 medium armor who are asked to check out disturbances in snowy climates.
9) Howl the Brazen.
10) Apatia.
11) Apatia.
12) Apatia.
13) People who choose the Order of Whispers as their order and then discover that they have to trade Tybalt for Trahearne.
14) Sylvari who join the Nightmare Court only to find that they can no longer hug anything without suffering from several severe puncture wounds.
15) Those Flame Legion egg thieves from the Iron Marches. They just wanted one lousy egg!
16) People who escaped the charr invasion of Orr only to settle in their brand new, ocean-view apartment in Lion’s Arch.
17) The crafting trainers in Ashford Forum. I’m gonna call my warband. “The Kaboom Warband.” Not me. I want to make weapons. I’m gonna make the biggest gun ever, and it’ll kill ALL the dragons. That’s mighty. Bet you can’t catch me. Hey, you cubs slow down. My sire says that if I do well in the fahrar then someday I’ll have my own warband. I was born in the Brand. They had to wait until six months after I was weaned before they could even get me out of there.
18) King Adelbern. Death of his son, annihilation of his kingdom and eternal damnation as a ghost aside, his elite forces include a pair of horny teenagers and the kind of ranger who names his pets “Fang” and “Shadow.”
19) Whatever threat is supposed to come after the Elder Dragons because you just know it’s gonna be pretty contrived.
20) Apatia.
21) Logan Thackeray, because I bet only one in ten people pronounce his last name correctly the first time.
22) Logan Thackeray, because it sucks to be totally unable to investigate any sort of threat to the crown because “they know your face.”
22) Logan Thackeray, because it’s tough to be solely responsible for the dissolution of Destiny’s Edge and the death of every person slain by one of Kralkatorrik’s minions as a result of their failure to kill the dragon.
23) Logan Thackeray, because it’s hard having a Mesmer as a girlfriend Is she faking it?
24) The Dredge. Just kidding, I hope they all suffer.
25) The Kodan, because life sucks when you’re part of a race of autistic polar bears.
The norn language is basically just the human language, only bigger.
Pfft.
Logan is the one who should be apologizing.