Guild Wars 2

an update to this story, The Wall of patches have lost their former glory, taken down 1 by 1, those walls of patches are down.

Like the Bosses of thrones, and Scarlet who did get hard hit, those patches are gone, now time to move on, into the game, to which I am most ambivalent to play.

Patches, I am stuck behind patches, some big, some small, to many, far too little time.

Patches, I am stuck behind walls and mazes of updates, I can’t get a bead on the game, I swear it’s bringing me great pain.

One patch? Two patches? three patches.. More? I shouldn’t complain, at least there still is patchs for the game at this time.

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(ok presumably the image linking isn’t working, I will assume it’s much too large or somethin.)

(Anyways the story for this odd little creation is this (will update the description later
….probably))

The Sky Over our heros burst into a brilliant burst of colours, as what appeared to be a large super atomic Nucleus slowly blorped into the field of view.

Some over curious Assura deceptively decided to send an assitant to see what it was. The only thing that returned via the “Voice Over Aether Protocol Box” or Voapd was,

“Um what on ..” and then static noises, some screechy sounds, and what sounded like loud angry words.

The Asura assumed their assistance obliterated.. or worse… Still alive and seeking Hazard Compensation Payment.

the rest is a mystery of recent(ish) history.

Chaos Archangel.5071:

I had the hugest grin on my face by the time I read the first “shatter.” (which drew odd looks at my job =P )

That was a very interesting read! At some points it was a bit hard to follow grammatically and hard to keep a mental picture of the entire story with so many things happening seemingly all at once, but even still it was …

Hm, I can’t think of any more fitting word. It was fun! It was fun to read, as if the characters were enjoying themselves and I could vicariously enjoy myself reading it.

Its easy to see the work you put into this, and it was definitely enjoyable so thanks a lot for posting it. And double-thanks for the shoutout, it really means alot and made me feel extra proud!

(P.S. If that Sylvari was who I think it was, I’m so honored! )

Thankyou for The critique and yes that Sylvari was yours, Some of the scenes were a bit of a Zone Fall (hard to split my mind from the story as I write as Visually I am in the story) so Grammatically I tend to run on a bit.

[Acknowledgments towards Arch Angel for the inspiration for this Short Mesmer Story Apologize for its Mehness, I would also Like to say Thankyou for reading this. I hope it was a good read. -Mazrealn (Mah Ree El)]

[Edit; In case anyone is questioning the Title its in Reference To a Midsummers Night Dream.]

in her eyes.

The Sylvari’s Phantom illusions slammed into Mazrealn one by one each shattering like blades upon her body, each drawing more and more blood. The lights went dark and the sound of the crashing of Blade on hard ground.

The Sylvari spoke soothingly to the awwing of the crowd “As Azreal went to make the final blow something unknown stayed his hand. For above Dagoni was the Mistletoe.” the Sylvari stopped as crowd exhaled held breath.

The sunlight returned with Mazrealn and The Sylvari in the crowds centre. Mazrealn gave a theatrical bow ushering The Sylvari to do the same. “Come friend, You have earned it.” Ushering to him to give bow to the audience.

As Mazrealn picked up a small wooden box made of spruce she opened an odd prism lock with spectral key and counted out 30gold 30 silver and 45 coppers, Mazrealn bit into each of the coins and sighed at the copper ones. Muttering under her breath. “If you are gonna be a cheap out on a tip and least be nice enough to not to offer counterfeit copper.

She pocketed 15 Gold and 13 Silver and walked over to the Sylvari dropping 15 gold and 15 silver in front of his lap to his surprise.

“You earned it, May I have your name Friend and Co-star” Mazrealn said looking at him.
“You may call me Angel.. it’s not my true name, But people use it oft. Enough that it is my name.”

Mazrealn smiled and handed him a small Parchment that smelled heavily of Rose petals and an unknown spice. Angel peered at it for a moment it simply read: Should you ever need a co-star again find me. A Drop of enchanted blood was on it.

Angel looked up after staring at the parchment piece to see no one but the crowd of dispersing individuals.

Pausing to top of her lunges her announcement continued “and Now for our main Attraction we Bring you the Ballad of two Warriors from back in the age of Stone Kings, a Time where summers were longer, and the Fall did not turn in so spitefully”

With that her voice boomed out one more as an orb of phantasm shards began to appear in the darkness of enchanted night.. “And Now.. Onto the Show!” Mazrealn Shouted as the orb Split apart into thousands of Brightly lit harmonically falling stars. The sound of a Babbling brook could be heard in the darkness as the Falling stars fell down 1 by one making a soft chime echo as they hit the roof tops.

“Act 1.” Came the Voice of the Sylvari “The Warriors meet upon the babbling brook of Winters Edge, They Greet each other as old friends would” The Sylvari Gave shout with as much enthusiasm he could muster.

As he said this The Rooftops continuing falling stars gave way to scene of a small babbling brook of melting ice, with a small Cobblestone bridge going cross it. Mazrealn Sat upon a small pillar of the bridge.

She held a Small Stone object as She looked up and greeted the Sylvari who walked into the scenery from the darkness behind the Mesmeric set.

“The Goblet of Kings Fortune, why have you removed it from my fathers home?” the Sylvari said with flustered rage.

Mazealn Smiled at him and spoke with thinly armoured villainy. “Why Azreal I no not of what you speak of for I hold the Goblet of ages Passing.” she simply said with glib tongue.

The Sylvari looked upon her and once again drew blade “I shall have no more of your Honeyed insults Demonic Fiend I end you know Dagoni” the Sylvari Shouted with Justified rage Rushing his blade into Mazrealn’s Neck causing the Audience gathered below to gasp in astonishment.

Mazrealn’s Severed head fell to the Floor of the cobblestone bridge showing that it was no more then a bucket and a hay bale.

The Lighting by the overhanging sword dimmed again.

Mazrealn’s voice sounded over the crowding street audience. “Act Two, the Forest of Fade dreams.”

The Darkness faded into the light of a Large Forest of Crystal trees. The Sylvari had many Illusions with his presence. With a flash as if spell had been cast Mazrealn appeared in the centre circle bloodied, bruised, and defeated.

Mazrealn’s voice was heard over the crowd. “The Great Warrior Azreal had the Betrayer Cornered and surrounded, After a long fight that lasted months in Mountains high and Caverns below Azreal would have the Justice he sought, and he brought all his kings men with him.” Mazrealn gave word to the scene as the place propped to life.

“Azreal, You have defeated me, may your blade be swift, and your aim true.” Mazrealn said with tears

as her body cracked and fragmented shattering into crystallized chaotic energy and shattering upon the body of the Sylvari who held her.

As the Crystal forces shattered into his body he soon withered and melted into a vapid prismatic wisp of chaotic energy, shattering in the reality presented with it.

Upon ta near by rooftop he appeared as he looked upon Mazrealn Sitting on a Red bricked Chimney of another red stone roof house.

“We a Mesmer just as I had figured” The Sylvari said with a Chillingly calm voice.

“Indeed” Mazrealn replied giving short pause as she pulled out a short bladed sword, as she drew it a swift sound of metal against stone. Mazrealn Began to twirl the fingers of her unoccupied hand creating notes in the air.

The Sylvari could see the notes flutter around her fingers as if butterflies chasing wasps and spiders. Shaking the Image from his head he drew his own blades one short sword, and one dagger.

Mazrealn Watched as he bent the fabric of space with in instants two of illusions appeared near him as two throned Demons of Anger and Pride.

Taking The Que She took her free hand and threw the mesmeric notes in the air like an orchestral tornado of Ire and defeatism, The rhythmical tornado quickly pulled the Slylvari’s illusion into it’s own mesmerizing self.

The Sylvari’s own phantasm Illusions Shattered in the reality Shaking Cyclone and The sound of the anger and Pride turned into Wrath and Pain. The Cyclone Split apart under the weight of the true Fabric.

The Cyclones Breaking reality became a tempo and beat crashing like a Ballad of Hardships and Woe, Bursting into itself becoming an imploding Supernova. Thousands of Chaotic Shards of energy slammed into The Sylvari and Mazrealn their Cloth armour barely stopping the fragmented energy from slicing into raw skin and leaf.

Mazrealn Laughed as She held ground from the energetic winds that slammed about the roof. “My oh My; Ladies and Gentlemen I had Thought I’d be the Star of this show, But today a new Superstar tries to Steel upon me their own Glory!”

As Mazrealn Looked upon a small crowd of people below them who had gathered to see what had happened in no doubt shock and Awe, Mazrealn pulled out a small Pendent Ocarina and with her Sword hand Threw The Short blade into the air above her where it remained frozen in time.

“Lights, Places, Curtains!” Mazrealn Shouted as the Short blade suddenly pulled the light into itself from the immediate streets below, the sound of startled gasps and “Oh My’s were heard”

Mazrealn’s Voice could be heard in the darkness with clear sounding clarity; “Ladies and Gentleman, I impress upon your Mettle and your Metal to shed upon us at the end of the performance!”

The air in the Large City was crisp and filled with the fresh air of Spring. Mazrealn Drew a Sharp breath threw her Nose as she savoured the feeling of the energy of it all. “Spring.” She thought inside her own mind. “One must of course appreciate the fresh the feeling in the air it brings.” She said to herself out loud.

“Indeed.” Came a Voice from behind her “it is the most exhilarating feeling when the Majesty of the White Stag Falls upon us.”

Mazrealn spun around on her heel rather dramatic off centred presenting a majestic bow towards the person who spoke.

“Oh by the Wise ones, I did not realize I had an audience. My name Is Mazrealn My friend I am afraid I am placed at a disadvantage-

Pausing to draw breath and allow for a dramatic pause to synchronize. “As I Said my name is Mazrealn Bard of sung shadows, a Sooth Sayer by Nature and a Glee-weaver by trade.” Holding herself in the dramatic pose she paused just long enough to grab fresh breath.

“If it is a song you desire, then a Silver in my palm and you shall be freed from such Ire, For a Song dance you better not have left your Coins in your other pants.” She spoke still Looking up from her 1 footed outstretched bow, noticing the man was lost in a sort of day dream, taking the moment to get a good look at them.

Leafy, and humanoid body built from Plant material the man was Obviously a Sylvari. Mazrealn in Dramatic pose cleared her throat in feigned insult. “Well Usually I get more excitement then that glazed look.” she said towards Sylvari with outstretched hand.

The Sylvari woke up from what ever dream he was having and peered into Mazrealn’s eyes. “Aha, Most Honourable Glee-weaver I have considered your offer.” The Sylvari replied giving pause and if holding Mazrealn to her dramatic bow for a little longer. Continuing he spoke “I will give you 1 gold for a song and a dance of my choice will you accept this offer as I will bargain no other.”

Mazrealn gave a feigned pause and offered her outstretched hand “I accept your offer, Your gold is in my palm, Now prepare for entertainment because it is now on.”

The Sylvari took her hand and puller her in close as she swung her self around to counter balance her self from the dramatic pose she was previously in. He spoke whispered by her ear as not to distress the air around her head. “Then I choose the song of Battle, By the dance of the Maidens Spear.” The Sylvari said with a rhythmic tempo.

Mazrealn looked at him from her position in his arms and laughed “Then let us Tango you walking Mango tree, Hurry up now… we are on in three” with that last word there was a silent crack of thunder

Awesome, As a Mesmer I was Rooting for Aeol, As a Secondary Elementalist I was predicting Gasmics Moveset… I was Guessing they Would have Tuned Water Rather than Earth.

Note from the Character; After camping out with some good people, I left to pursue other avenues. This is the letter I left at their camp.

Westward Sky

As a single tear falls upon my cheek, I look upon the westward sky’s
crimson peaks
I cry no more, for I shall fear not tomorrow’s glow.
That Tomorrow’s adventures shall still grow
Rest well knowing my time with you may have been brief,
But the memories you gave me shall always be just that more sweet.

-Signed Bal Xorath (Written by her Lady Mazrealn)

Hi, So I am just a wee bit curious (and a wee bit worried this is wrong forum area)
So I have been playing my Mesmer and well i noticed something a wee bit distressing.

When my Clones Shatter, they Throw up their arms, arch their backs and scream in mournful agony, and I almost worry that in a strict Video Game World logical Reality Setting, that the Mesmer Clones think that they really were real, not some fragment ultra real illusion. I feel bad about that. Makes me sad.

Anyone have a Class mechanic (not limited to Just Mesmer’s) That makes them feel sad or I don’t know strange? (funny, happy, kitten-ish)

Yup same here. Someone who knows something should say something.

alright Found a guild thank you everyone.

CalamityO.2890:

Hello Chesirekitty,

Well for starters you kind of posted in the wrong place to advertise for your guild xDD. You want the guild recruitment board for that. Also, you might want to read this thread. If you are still interested in forming your own guild.

gently chuckles behind hand Thankyou for the advice, But I actually was trying to ask to join a guild, I just didn’t aptly put it. I really needed a coffee yesterday I suppose.

I am On HoD Handle is cheshirekitty.1240

Had been desperately trying to form my own guild, since 2013 (early) to know avail, Need some people to play the game with beside my own boring self.

I do want to note, If I ever am able to obtain members for my guild I will be working on that, it also should be noted, the members (if any) will not be and never will be pilfered from any guilds I do join.

Dystopic Utopia is a small (and I do mean small) Guild, Hoping to Grow in players and numbers.

Current Plans include

Dailies – Monster slaying in as many zones as possible, harvesting, PvE, Other.
Weeklies – Monster slaying in as many zones as possible, harvesting, PvE, Other.
Monthlies – Monster slaying in as many zones as possible, harvesting, PvE, Other.

Other plans include small PvP teams, and building a stronger’er community on Henge.

a few simple rules to keep to

Swearing is fine with in moderation, This isn’t Star Wars and you are most certainly not R2D2.
Absolutely NO hate speech, No Homophobia, Transphobia Racial Hatred, or any other kin d of hatred, No Baby killing jokes, and keep political debates to a minimum. (preferably 0)

Rants are ok, as long as they are NOT 20 minute tyrads, over a loss on some match or so and so’s a big dodo head.

and thats all, see you in game, no application necisarry just ask me in game and be invited

LS? It’s fine I guess, Honestly I have no idea whats going on with it. I see “scarlets minions are invading such and such place” but other then that no idea, perhaps make LS more intuitive to players, especially new and returning players. Honestly as someone else said. “To much junk going in the trunk, gonna need a bigger wagan.”

Telling you something along the lines of “Guildwars could not connect to local host, this may be caused by being behind a firewall, Router, or a College Connection”

Now before you Gracefully take your Compound Bow and Arrow that Router in the face, or your computer.

Are you running AVAST AntiVirus? Here is what will Stop this from happening, and it is the easy way, If someone wants to explain the tedious way please do so bellow.

First Go to http://windows.microsoft.com/en-us/windows/security-essentials-download

Grab that, Install it.

Go ahead turn it on, and THEN uninstall Avast.

Right now Avast is playing lets firewall every gaming protocol and the only solution is to manually Tell Avast to allow the connections.

the above is Probably the most effective and least tedious way of fixing the issues.

Or GWR2.

What is this suggestion, and how would it improve the game.

Guild Wars Radio Two is an Idea Floating in the Floatsom of bad ideas in my mind.

The short answer is, an Online Radio Streamed through the Client, with Various Channels, People could submit their music to Arena Net To be voted on and put up on the radio stations depending on Genre.

As well as Weakly Radio Casts done by The GW2 Dev’s and Occasionally a Lucky Community Member.

Players Could also Submit a request to Streem a Guild Advert for their Guild they run. A proffesional version could be done with a sponsered version of the add. free ads would be a short blurb.

Ok that wasn’t that Short. Feel free to add, amend, or Constructively analyze this suggestion.

I do Like this Idea, But let us meet the Naysayers in the middle ground. 20-25$ thus making naysayers feel their initial purchase on a free to play game hasn’t been cheapened.

Making the current pricing model retroactively speaking, a Player’s Choice edition, with more Features, and Maybe a few extra bags.

I would Like to see a Directory for the Zone Bosses set with the mini bosses.

I feel this would be helpful and an improvement to the Waypoint System because You would be able to quickly scan this directory for the WP on the ZBD (Zone Boss Directory ) and click it from the directory.

It could further be improved upon from the suggestion By allowing the ZBD to become a ZBDD (Zone BOSS Directory Dialler) to allow direct apororating to the Zone Boss. Yes its a Star Dialer!! (More like a Plains Dialer but heh Symatics who needs them.)

Either of these peices would allow players to quickly and effeciently get to a know Zone WP Or a known area of the map (thus keeping an immersive enviroment.) and never be late for a very importent date again.

Tom Gore.4035:

AmadeoKristoff.5493:

My homeworld sells exotics at 3G+. Not a cheap investment to try for Legend. Like I said, already “wasted” 200G.

The Trading Post is universal across all “homeworlds”.

Really? That is useful Knowledge. Thank you.

AmadeoKristoff.5493:

Thanks I added you and whispered but no response xD

Err sorry was afk… Um Just sends some mail next time. Mainly because I tend to go afk a heck of a lot of the time. Trust me it drives people course weird high low voice insaaaaaane course weird high low voice end

Lol and as I said, I would gladly donate any exotics I get to you without need of payment.

Well, Go do the Lower Field Bossess outside settlements, They often drop Bags which have level 80 exotic, If I get any Stakitten I will send them your way, Add me as to your following, and If I get any I will send them, also The Market Useally has them rather cheep in the 75s-1g range worth. Either that or I have a really cheap cheep cheep player base on my home world lol. (jk I love ya guys)

Ya I have no clue on which ones exist and which ones do not.

/threaten
/wave
/dance
/salute

are the only ones I know of..

If there is no more than that, why the leppal not?

Also how do you make a chat macro?

Dystopic Utopia Daily Quote.

“Gibble Gabble, Gibble Gabble! One of us, one of us!” (An Asuren I ran into asked me to say that. As well as reminding everyone ’Don’t mess with the Carnies!’"

Also an npc just asked, ‘What do My ears have to do with it.’ Feel free to answer that one in a mail at Lunar Solice cheshirekitty.1240

No Sparkfly zones in all Load in areas and Trade plazas.

I will not abide by this constant buzzing sound!

Ya I agree with you, Both parts, but in general the Thought got super glued in my mind when my Human theif was talking to the Grave digger Sylvari in the Human capital to wich to the extent she said “What is it like? feels like I am planting a seed for a tree, But with no expectation of growth.”

Now I may of remembered that wrong. But it just popped the question in my mind. are Sylvari trancendent Tyrian Adventures?

On the char Questline obscured from the line of sight from two ghostly mobs they hold a conversation together not knowing that a Char is listening in.

“You must watch your back around them, You can’t trust them, You look away for one second, and bam you’ll be dead before your head even hits the ground.”

Is this Irony? Or…

I tried adding Personal soundscore to the music folder for GW2 using the Windows Media Player File.

But I think I missed a step

step one created play list

step 2 named play list to the area I wanted the music for

step 3 saved in to the My Documants Guild wars 2 Folder

????

step five no profits shown

Would it really be considered Reincarnation being the soul entering a new body or Just being alive again in the embodiment of the forest? (terestialcarnation to which I have no idea of such a term exists but spell check believes it so)

So, I have a theory. I am mad as a hatter? Yes, but that’s a different theory.

My theory is that The Sylvari Race are people who have died, That when buried, their spiritual essence goes into the earth becoming part of Terias Dream. When at some point the awake as the Sylvari. It’s a Theory, and Most likely wrong.

“They call Me Xios, Yes Xios, Spelled X, I, o, s. Usually pronounced as Ti-Ose. I am a Slyvari, Perhaps of no consequence to the world we Live in, Perhaps of Great consequence.

They do say a single drop of dew from the Great tree in the pond causes a ripple in the events. If this is True, I do hope the ripple I cause is of good actions and rarely bad."

Xios looks upon the crowd Gathering a look at passerby’s that stray into the small crowd of adventures.

“As I was saying I am Xios. This is not my Story though, I am only the hand of the pen that writes it. The Mouth that speaks it. The story is of a Friend of Mine. Whom was of no major consequence her self, But I am a Lore Finder, A Book Binder in other words.”

“Her name is Lunar Solice. She was a Tree Freshly uprooted from the Dream. Had an odd look about her, Eyes that glowed like the golden flames of a hunted wolf, who themselves had just become the Hunter, and the Hunter the Prey.”

“She was an undefinable One, a Mistress to her Gone, a lover to none, but the Technology that aided her throughout her rise in greatness, and her later descent into the Tales of Deciete and Madness. ((The authors note I am in the Grove right now and there Is a weird humming. Weird.) "

“Her Life was None to Delicate, Her Ideals none to Popular with the many people who took to her, and definitely not the People who Took to her as Enemies.”

“Hmm How bout a round of drinks then friends? Barkeep some Sylvarn Ail if you would? maybe on, the house?” Xios said looking in the eyes of the Barkeep.

“Alright Xios Tavali, On the House, But Lady Solice is Getting tired of the ‘on the house round the house’ requests. She also expects your Rent for the week upfront.”

~And that’s the Story my friends.~

Daily Promotional Story;

Two Old Souls walk into an olden tavern on the outskirts of the city. The Old Souls a Sylvern and a Human.

The Sylveren to the Human. “So [name], I heard in this life you have made quite the name for your Self as a woodsman.” The Sylvern Said with a chuckle.

To which the Human replied with a chuckle towards the Sylvern “I guess this means You better watch out [Name].”

They both peered in their mugs of mead in silence for many years of Knowledge.

End?

Come Join Distopic Utopia Today.

Dystopic Utopia Qoute.

Money is the root towards and downfall of all Utopian Empires.

Todays Dystopic Utopia quote;

Edited: Main Post to add home world.

runeblade.7514:

My Lost is going to be very fat from all that Chocolate Dessert.

It’s not my fault! I swear to God Drunk, I wasn’t Officer.

Seriously though what the Flip is going on with my brain? Usually I write better then this…

My Suggestion May not improve ones ability to Kick butt and chew Bubblegum. It Probably won’t increase any dps Values. It Definitly won’t give you a Golden Lama Award.

But it will Make a Few players happy (especially ones with horses with no names.).

Adding a “show own name and Guild Tag” Feature. For all those egomaniacs out there like myself who just can’t stand not seeing their own name in game floating above their heads.

edited for Spelling and whut not.

Solkard.5136:

Just for that, we’re hiding your name on other people’s screen’s too. :P

No! You can’t! You Mustn’t!

-Dystopic Utopia, Entropicaly Yours, Divinity through Civil Sovereignty-

and sorry for late reply… erm I forgot to check up on thread.

K thanks. was hoping I could have my name showing. Maby I am just egocentric but I like seeing My player names and Guild tags.

Hi. A few questions, if I may?

Could someone tell me if it’s possible to set your character names to be shown on own screen UI, and if so, How do?