Guild Wars 2

i will give away my account to anyone who can directly get me a job in the biotech sector preferably around vancouver but I can do anywhere in canada. I have a degree in molecular biology & biochemistry and jobs aren’t that plentiful ._.

thank you for all the donations, i got 10g from people across all servers (mostly anvilrock people!!)

I still need more though, at least 20 then I’ll be able to bring this build into WvW

someone send me gold i want to try out a new anti zerg build in wvw I just came up with and I need armour that makes me look like a surgeon

Guildname will be:
Blood its in you to give [DOC]

and I will primarily target ALS raids

wild goose chase practice footage, ive been carrying too much with my sustained burst per second builds and even though i slam city jam people, i understand i gotta work on the cardio so this regiment delivers the high quality anaerobic exercise that i desperately need.

this duck is #1 troll NA

whoever is targetted in this screenshot, someone pls tell him i soz for making him rage quit https://dl.dropbox.com/u/8181355/gw258.jpg

dear ladi3s of wvw, this song goes out from me to all of you <3

~~~~~

Someone on AR tell the lead moob member that they need to get out of wvw and be a family guild

nsp if you have a good number of people that work well together and with others since nsp loses because of a numbers thing i feel. We def have the superior small group pvp but that doesn’t do much for the whole macro aspect of wvw (altho it def is fun to wipe bad AR zergs with 3 or 4 others and then have AR deny it ever happened)

Don’t go to AR, AR is worst server i made a rap about it once. BP is fun tho

also to that BP raid I kited earlier and wasted 2 minutes of your time, and probably 20-36 minutes total time of each and every one of your players in that zerg

This is what I was listening to, i hope every time you hear this song you remember the pain i inflicted on all of you
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKPCXlf9LLY

man you guys need to leave that guy alone, i’ve already called him out as a hacker now he keeps posting nonsense and some of you are like so hilarious because you’re on the fence now. Not on the fence because you’re not sure, but on the fence because you don’t want to be labelled wrong if it turns out it wasn’t what you thought. Thats the kind of stuff a coward does.

On the off chance he isn’t hacking, he is at the very least exploiting his glitch. People have posted videos of this how he /laughs and tauns people, how he moves golems around and how he damages others while doing this. If I was experiencing a bug similar to this I wouldn’t on one hand mess with people in wvw then on the other hand claim I am a victim on the forums and that the people calling me out on what I do are the actual ones at fault. That alone should tell you his character and not to believe a word he says.

I agree with evilzara 50%, I don’t think a net will do anything about it since they only ban for people making money off crafting recipes and not actual exploits. I do think all of you should drop it though because the guys been already called out (by several people), he’s made his statement, and now he keeps making statements and then you guys make statements and everyones making statements and none of you are being men. He’s apparently been kicked out of his guild and thats good enough, if he wants to abuse his “bug” (which he is) let him, as long as he doesn’t represent a guild and ruin their names as well. I’d rather have FOX be known as the “bad @ pvp guild” not the “hacker guild” and I’m sure they would agree with that statement.

Dredrum.2563:

Maybe you should play on a less populated tier if you can’t handle the culling bombs. But whatever, your mind is set buh-byes. Life goes on and so does the war, good bye posts to try to make others dislike the game are pointless. Cause really no one cares.

its posts like these that make arena net deliver promises instead of patch notes. I should fix that, they deliver actual patches that don’t make the game better, they actually make it WORSE. GW2 ESPORTS!

you guys are hilarious, you paid money for a broken game mechanic and you act as if the OP’s frustrations aren’t shared by most people. Its like you have no value for your money, probably your parents money and now you’re white knighting A Net. 60 dollars is a lot to pay for a broken mechanic since release.

What really amazes me is how uncreative arena net is. You’d think a developer would have come up with the idea that “haey if our systems can’t handle loading in models, you think we can get them to show nametags at least and have models come in after?”. You know because then at least people would be able to know they’re walking into a zerg.

CC Meinke.2749:

Hello everyone, please refrain from making disrespectful and insulting posts against other members. Such posts will be removed without notice.

hello, I advertise “lf girl 22-28 pls respond” in game. can you tell me if I am doing things wrong I just want online girlfriend but I don’t want to be banned. people say they report me but they call me rude things too and I think they are verbally harassing me but I don’t know if I am wrong too. I meet 3 girl so far and they are nice but I friendzone them because they aren’t online gf material imo

thank you if you can inform me if I am doing anything wrong. if you can not do this as you are busy I still thank you for providing a safe and active discussion that people of all walks of life can participate in by moderating this thread.

god be with you

4x sped up, deal with it wasn’t uploading a 16 minute gameplay video

in a few days I’ll have a handle on resource timings (Need to watch 4 different resources with this build closely ><). At that point I’ll definitely be in my zone like kanyezone.com. My goal is to tank 7+ people solo for 5 minutes, so far my best is 3 minutes but on average its somewhere around 1-2 minutes since I don’t know timings yet.

Extended Duration 100% Damage Mitigation skills. GW2 ESPORTS

you do realize that +40% endurance from food doesn’t stack with vigor, which you should have up permanently from bountiful theft and vigor on heal. If you’re going to make a build you should test these things.

I’m not sure how optimal regen with evades are but if you want to focus on regen you should be taking mango pie

all of you need to settle down and watch my sub optimal play

How many GOATs does it take to screw in a lightbulb

none, they all zerg together in the dark

regardless its treating my initiative as adrenaline which causes it to fully drain my initiative when I reflect kill shot. if you watch the video its kind of funny how it all just drops down to 0

I’ve been doing this for awhile but I haven’t noticed the initiative loss because I usually reflect things when I’m low on initiative. I just thought I’d see if he would kill himself for the lolz and he ended up shooting himself up. After I reflect it back I got confused as hell since I couldn’t blinding powder him to down him. I noticed what happened after I watched the clip.

and make killshots reflected back to enemies do damage based on the enemy adrenaline and his stats. I feel as if they are affected by my stats and seeing how it uses my initiative I am sure this is the case (this is the highest damage I’ve seen it do as well, so damage is likely based off my initiative).

to all the girls of all 3 servers i serenade you with “every breath you take”

not the bad police version but the improved puff daddy version
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cAPN0l-nAjs

pls send underwear in ingame mail ty

confusion is OP but not as OP as the crush I put on GOAT http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6qneZMNwcl8

after a heated argument
i go out into the street and become
a motorcycle

https://dl.dropbox.com/u/8181355/but%20i%20am%20but%20a%20simple%20PvE%20user.jpg

wafflez this is was one of the songs I was listening to on loop yesterday http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afHQd-lP4yU& when i kept engaging on 40 people and getting everyone killed because “i might as well”

PP is anti thief

25 30 0 0 15
util = shadow ref, haste, shadowstep basilisk

basilisk while stealthed, haste, unload spam, steal to target

if it is a thief you will kill them or do an insane amount of damage if they are fast enough on the stun break (which is why you prestealth), bullets follow through stealth

D/X is better versus anything non squishy and anything with damage immunities, but P P is superior vs squishies (including ele’s) or really anyone who is being attacked by someone else.

Its escapability is kitten though, really allin build but trolly as hell

the irony of it is that the people who are defending confusion are the confused ones because they have no idea of what balance is

Confusion should definitely not proc of traited dodges, it shouldnt proc off channels (I think it procs off #4 downed skill channel, lol) and imo it shouldn’t proc on anything that is defensive in nature.

I’d go as far as saying it shouldn’t do freaking 1-2k damage for a few stacks, mesmers are more dangerous while downed if you outplay them with evades and waiting out their blurreds/dodges while they are up.

DEAR DIARY

ONCE AGAIN I SNUCK UP ON TEIVOSPY AND /DANCED ON HIS CORPSE WHILE HE WAS BUSY FKIN WITH SOME ENGNEER AND HE RAN OFF A CLIFF

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ps i am in love with him

-virus from manvil

Wryscher.1432:

I think for next week we should all roll thieves. They are obviously the most fun and super coolest. Of course no one can go d/d, because of how dumb the heart seeker animation is. Stupid little half twirl leg kicky thing. I tell my thief friends how dumb they look doing it, but they don’t seem to care. No style I suppose.

So next week I want to see (hahaha) armies of sword wearing, bow shooting, pistol blasting thieves fighting. Nothing else.

Now make it happen.

any thief worth his weight in burst calls it dunkseeker because it looks like you’re doing the spacejam all over some tryhard

Since I am allies with both PAXA and OS, one would think I would be conflicted and saddened at this public drama and would want it to end. Possibly by having myself be a mediator of sorts to quell the issue.

I forgive that misguided soul, for he knows not what he thinks
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSb7mlz7Hag

all of you guys are newbies compared to me check out my dota: Heroes of League montage for proof

features worst thief in the game setus as “mordekaiser” hueheuheue
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSpoCrB4z-A

Reading this thread I am forced to ask myself:

What has my life become? I used to be a great soccer player but gave up sports for video games after i had to deal with baddies shin hacking me all the time. Now I am going no where reading people argue about inconsequential things

tonight i will cry myself to sleep

moderator messaged me saying deleted my post since it added nothing of value and had poor formatting, despite it going plat in 3 hour$$$$ and being so hard it was likely the single cause of the thread closure.

I’m terrible at posting on forums thus i take my leave, c u

Drednyte.7601:

HackerTeivospy.2031:

helo im teivospy, i run around alone in NSP or with my one friend “the lad guy”. i am guild leader of the [DMG] guild and #1 thief in wpvp. I use shadow trap to outplay all of you dogs that have no idea how to play their class unless a guide tells them what to do. Unfortunately I am out of practice in 1v1 because I can never find any 1v1’s to adjust my tactics. All of you run to forts or to zergs instead of standing and fighting. PLS STOP THIS i want to be good at this gaME and only way to do that is to actually be a man and fiGHT. Too many times I have killed dog commanders only to have them sick 50 people onto me using their ability “warp in the entire server”. It is a fire field and can combo to give stacks of might.

on a side note, from what I have seen all of you are angry, i suggest to find your centers and forget the pain of wvwvw. strength through iron will and discipline, not through hate and sadness.

~teivospy

Made me laugh…ur in Wv3 raging cuz you cant get a 1v1? wow mate..learn the game…spvp is where you need to be, not in a TEAM matchup. Gluck to yas though =)

wat you say is what a PvE’r who is trying to roleplay a PvP’r would say

pls i try to get better at this game so i ask people to be men and fight. So far I get 1 good fights 2-4 minutes in length from a D/D ele, a warrior and a guardian in AD guild. I lost all 3 but i learn a lot and I know what mistakes I did so I can e z win them now if they haven’t learned anything since then. AD guild is good guys while you yell at me like dog yells at dentabone when dentabone is too good for dog because dog has smelly mouth.

Pro guild has been a victim of my /sit spam many times when alone or when in small groups and i isolate / pick one off, but i have been a victim of pro guild 20 man zerging when they catch me with my pants behind my arms. then they all laugh at me, all 20 /laugh because all of you get 353 DKP for killing me and then u can use my epics: [Teivospy’s gun of truth] [The Lad Guy dagger of doggy]. joke on u tho i report all of you for friendship HA HA HA doggy

edit- BIG NEWS i watch the clips and I have a 1v1 versus some PRO warrior and completely tool him with power saw and geico copehnahadon delivery town USA. it was likely you because of how outplayed he was being equivalent to how much i outplay u with these forum posts. i dont have footage of the sit spam tho, likely because i didn’t do it since I never /sit spam

respect for the thief. word. why don’t any of you guys give him a challenge? jeez.

i just want to get better pvp’r but so far only skill i learn is how to evade and juke massive amounts of people so they chase air instead of me. I have mastered evade and juke tho as well as BURST and the classic Turn and Burn and now i want to master long duration fighting

ppl are not good tho in game for 1v1 i think because they dont want to fight and be man, most ppl are rival from WoW wearing gladiator title in this game i think. sadly this makes me not good as well since i dont get practice

I post my video on shiverpeaks.com in the coming weeks, i show dogs like pro guild how to be men altho i dont think they are in the video because i dont record all the time cause it lag my computer

helo im teivospy, i run around alone in NSP or with my one friend “the lad guy”. i am guild leader of the [DMG] guild and #1 thief in wpvp. I use shadow trap to outplay all of you dogs that have no idea how to play their class unless a guide tells them what to do. Unfortunately I am out of practice in 1v1 because I can never find any 1v1’s to adjust my tactics. All of you run to forts or to zergs instead of standing and fighting. PLS STOP THIS i want to be good at this gaME and only way to do that is to actually be a man and fiGHT. Too many times I have killed dog commanders only to have them sick 50 people onto me using their ability “warp in the entire server”. It is a fire field and can combo to give stacks of might.

on a side note, from what I have seen all of you are angry, i suggest to find your centers and forget the pain of wvwvw. strength through iron will and discipline, not through hate and sadness.

~teivospy

as a NSP user who doesn’t care about his server winning or losing and just wants to roam gank people in borderlands as a casual pvp affair instead of participate in the roleplaying zergy weak pvp (albeit less weak now that they’re removing their dumb orb idea):

If you see someone in my guild [DMG] pls stop and 1v1 instead of running for the nearest zerg group. You get better at your class by allowing us to kill you 1v1 instead of forcing me to Shadow Step -> Shadow Trap -> Shadow Return after shadow trap is triggered and juke your raid of 60 mindless try hards. Not that it is a bad skill, but I don’t like having shadow trap on my bar constantly in wvw, i’d rather have infiltrators signet for when I finally find someone who actually can do battle

Thank you. Until then me and my group will continue to camp you at EB jumping puzzle with log traps and other places in order to pass the time (ENDGAME GW2 = LOG TRAP)

here are the rules of the teivospy jumping puzzle achievement:

If you are trying to complete the log trap section of the puzzle:
>You can not use mistform
>You can not use stability
>You can not use invisibility
>You can not attack the defenders trying to do their job
>Mesmers may not use portals or any of their mesmer cheese nonsense
>If you fall, you must try again and you can not leave and come back at a later time. You are allowed to call in for back up as working together wtih friends is good manners
>Food or guild buffs are not allowed and will be punished if seen
>If you get through you are welcome to finish the rest of the puzzle without interference provided you show no aggression

If you are defending the puzzle:
>Using spike trap and log trap is allowed. Flame trap can be used but is looked down upon heavily
>Anyone who breaks any of the above rules must pay the tax of death
>Anyone who gets through must be allowed through, but if they did something cheesy to get through it is encouraged they be punished
>Use line of warding or siege weapons to provide a higher degree of challenge for participants. Consider creating a maze with lines of warding, as the high difficulty is shown to give people a sense of accomplishment(see clock tower jumping puzzle)

TIPS:
>To counter invisibility, use the thief trap needle trap on sections where they need to pass. They will take damage and be immobilized for log trap or repair bill punishment
>To counter stability, rip their boons from them (ie bountiful theft theives can steal to take stability off). You can then use log traps on them
>To counter mistform, kill them when they come out of it
>If you can, allow a few members of guilds to get by. If they do then you cause the stuck ones to be jealous and possibly create a hostile environment in their guild. This in turn will help your own server win wvwvw for that week!
>If you can prevent a huge zerg from progressing, members of your own server get stuck as well because of the zerg. These comrades will be remembered, but you must press on
>Award penalty points to people who keep failing at getting by. More penalty points = less likely to be allowed to pass if they get through the gauntlet successfully (Max 10 points, where 10 points = 3% increased chance to be punished)
>Be careful for frustrated players trying to push you off from below. These players are there to grief you because they hate others having fun

this is a tower defense style simulation similar to “orcs must die” and it is suggested for 5-10 defenders for any amount of attackers. So far me and my group have lasted 3-4 hours and provided hundreds of hours of cumulative fun and working togetherness for all parties involved before getting bored

Screenshots:

examples of how to counter invisible cheaters, suggest 3-4 thieves for trap upkeep:
http://s9.postimage.org/u7oxfe0cf/cheaterinvis.jpg
http://s9.postimage.org/jywg9kcan/cheaterinvis2.jpg

example of cheater raid behavior buffing themselves with items or something:
http://s9.postimage.org/tkq0pv3gf/cheaterraids.jpg

Phase 1 of the achievement is to get by the spike trap:
http://s9.postimage.org/nl29m7inz/raidb4fall.jpg
http://s9.postimage.org/bkgtlhb9b/raidfall.jpg

If many enemys show such as in the screenshot below, consider lowering the difficult of the challenge provided they do not show aggression towards you. Fair play is a ok!
http://s9.postimage.org/l6ae1s2f3/raidfight.jpg

this game isn’t esports material for a lot of reasons, one of those reasons is visibility.

There are a lot of things hidden/not obvious in this game and that does extend into trait lines and tooltips being basically not good in terms of informing the player

guildwars 2 esports is just marketing babble at this point.

peopel that get 40-60% by heartseeker are bad pvp’rs getting killed by bad thieves

either that or they don’t understand that a 6-7k heartseeker when you’re at 10% health is a lot of overkiLL and not actual damage

evilapprentice.6379:

Hammerheart.1426:

More maps, more game types, and SOME interaction between Wv3 and sPvP. They’re both pvp and it doesn’t make sense that the community has put pve and wv3 on the same “side.”

WvW != PvP, and if their Aim is Esport, then its going to stay that way.

In spvp, the deciding factor is skill – equal gear, equal playing field – its all about the spec and the skill of the player.

In WvW, gear advantages are an unbalancing factor – you don’t want to reward the person with the most time to play/luckiest drops, you want to reward the -best- player.

until there is an game where there is only one class to choose, the deciding factor will never ever be just skill or knowledge.

There are class imbalances, and that is in part why I feel that this game is far from esports ready and using that term is nothing more than a marketing ploy.

perfect.5198:

Lopez.7369:

Months? The game hasn’t been out for months. LOL.

August, September, October. Three. Is that not multiple months? Even if you go by days, it’s been 51 days; which, again, is multiple months.

i don’t see the point in people arguing over this o_O

a dueling system requiring money or farming

ESPORTS

Cribbage.2056:

If you were going 3/3 armour, why wouldn’t you go 2/2/2 and get an extra +15% bleed duration? It’s krait/centaur/affliction I believe.

I can already get up to 25 stacks quickly on one target, why is more duration necessary? More damage is necessary

don’t theorycraft it wont work pls, instead why don’t you try it out?

shortbow + caltrops = 25 stacks of bleeds fast and consistently

0/0/20/20/30
3 krait 3 other rune with +15% bleed duration

immobilize arrow when stealth, caltrop + #2 spam. If they try to heal steal to daze

2-2-2-2-2 used to be heartseeker OP, but in future it’ll be clusterbomb OP

that said I don’t like it because its hard to steal npc on forest without heartseeker+mug combo i get with dagger pistol. Thats not to say condi shortbow isn’t really powerful though

now don’t get me wrong, i love shadow step and I think its a gr8 skill 10/10 would use it again:

but I run into many situations where I need conditions off me ASAP, and in order to do this I need to use shadow return, essentially making me waste my shadowstep and turn it into an untraited 50 second CD to remove 3 conditions

many times i find myself in one of these situations:

immobilized and being kited where I need to shadow step to kiter, but they can still kite me because immobilize. if I return back to remove immobilize, they can still kite me because distance o_O

i have bleeds on me, I need to get out since the LZ is too hot, I shadow step away but j/k i have conditions on me that will eventually kill me. Either I die to conditions or their effects (ie a slow that will allow them to catch up to me eventually) or I chance it with shadow return to remove 3 of them (hopefully the right ones, but usually they are the right ones so this is moot) but put me back into an angry group of people

I would like to know why is it better to have the condition removal on return? I’m not saying it isn’t useful, but it feels like it would be better to have the removal on shadow step

c u

black powder #1 skill

although i don’t really care if they nerf pistolwhip, nerfing the damage is pointless. If you get caught with no escapes or no idea what to do against it you deserve to get hit for the full amount

The only thing that needs to be changed about pistolwhip is how the thief evades for no reason while in pistolwhip

i made a lot of money by doing the sigil mystic forging. I bought mainly air sigils at 1s 20c (really i just bought any sigil around that price, but air and energy were the most common cheap ones)

it isn’t a scam rofl, I haven’t done it in awhile so I can’t talk about current prices tho

no one has reached skill cap on any class, doesn’t change the fact that mesmer is extremely strong for little effort because their abilities are very strong and varied with a variety of different specs.

mesmers cast so many illusions they’re under illusion that somehow their class is infinitely harder to play than other classes.

dagger pistol is what you’re looking for in terms of timing

it cant be wvwvw dronin

definitely set up but not in wvwvw

green orange cause pumpkin

Macovan.3650:

@HackerTeivospy.2031
Sorry, but going 5 points in acrobatics is not a solution. The problem is not that you can’t get to the target after a Shadowshot, but is that there is a root that makes you miss a dagger swing that is following a shot whenever your target is moving away from you. 5 points in acrobatics will not solve it.

I read it wrong, I thought you were saying that because of the root you weren’t able to catch up to your opponent. That is what I was responding to sorry my bad

far from an exploit, but the fact that I can keep it going for 1-2 minutes by stealing onto sharks and eating the egg for initiative + RfI into the ground + regular dodges + signets is pretty unbalanced I would say for defending a point where there are mobs that will do damage to people trying to cap it

The worst is when I’m fighting another thief doing it. nothing gets done ever