Guild Wars 2

Visirale.6097:

I’m going to miss GoM and gifs. Shout out to the ASH guild and people running with them, the mini golem zerg had us all laughing on teamspeak. When push came to shove you all became one of the more organized and disciplined zergs we came across all week.

Good luck and have fun with the reset, hope to come across you all again soon! Also, SOMEONE slacked on the girls drinking tea gifs -_-

This is the wonderful guy from IOJ right here! Hello Friend!

Oooh! I’m sorry! There is only so many with her! How about some Amy Pond…

Darkothe.1253:

Banzie.5248:

Darkothe.1253:

Banzie.5248:

kitten GoM.. Where did you all go? I give a shout out to the two GoM guildless upleved that stayed on your BL and valiantly defended your borderlands while you all sat in eb and watched. We literally 1 rammed everything but bay.. That was 2 rams.

Edit: These two uplevels i gave the shout out to for defending are now solely trying to retake your BL GoM. give them medals and money dammit.

We decided that you all needed a boost to your collective egos – and since getting a basket of puppies was unavailable for you to kick, we figured we’d let you feel good about pvdooring our entire BL.

That’s our parting gift for you all. It was a pleasure watching the server in first place go out of the way to stfpwnbbq the third place and out manned server. Well played!

sarcasm off Really? You guys found it necessary to swoop down on the third place server and flex your pixels in this manner? Pretty sad.

Wasnt even a zerg though is what im trying to say, It was literally about 3 people that started by taking a tower. Then 5 ppl for hills. It maxed at 13 of us at dawns for the last tower. You all could have easily stopped us. And its not like its typical IoJ PvDoor. its 3:30 pm EDT and 12:30 PM PDT so i wouldnt be calling it PvDoor…

So…not it’s not PvDoor with, according to you, 2 uplevels in the BL defending. Right. Gotcha’. I mean, whatever you all need to justify this absurd move is ok with me. I only hope you all enjoyed the trip to our BL, and that the doors were pleasant enough to fold without too much effort on your part – they can be rather rigid sometimes.

No…no. I get it…really. It’s easier to prove skill and tactics vs the third place and under-manned server rather than making a move on a more challenging target. Padding your score with a PvDoor sweep like that is slightly dodgy and pretty pathetic.

But it’s fine. Five more hours and we can wave you all off to your next match up with wistful air kisses and showers of candy. Ok, maybe not candy – ’cause all teh cady are belong to Commander Honeybuns.

Long live Commander Honeybuns!

All the reeses peanut butter cups are ours!!! BWHAHAHA!

Here we go, Geronimo!
Well, another great week over all, in my opinion. We’ve seen some great roamers and interesting zerg moves. Over all, it was great. IoJ, I really adore you guys. You have a lot of sweet people, one of who reached out to me in game to say something nice. You know who you are, thank you! I hope we get matched up with you guys again and become greater friends! To my most adored guilds/WvW pals(You know who you guys are) in my home server, you guys rocked it even when left with nearly anything. You guys are fantastic! I’m happy we are still kicking despite the recent drop in numbers.

So, here is to another great week and a fun reset, we’ll see you around!

Allons-y! <3

-The Honeybuns’ Commanders

Averaelas.1876:

bokkieskitten.8023:

Averaelas.1876:

bokkieskitten.8023:

Averaelas.1876:

In before Muni says his is bigger.

Pft, I already own it.

Averaelas.1876:

bokkieskitten.8023:

Averaelas.1876:

In before Muni says his is bigger.

Averaelas.1876:

In before Muni says his is bigger.

Ansilon.6230:

AggieTechGuy.4901:

One time while I was commanding in EB, we had the blue corner. During this time, we were in a very unbalanced matchup, and our keep was golem rushed. I knew it was coming, so I built so much siege it wouldn’t let me build anymore.

While many of us were building siege, 90% of our population in EB got bored. So they decided to attack the grub. About midway through combat on the grub, the golem rush came. Hordes of golems were knocking on the keep gates, yet no matter how much I spammed chat, IoJ wanted the grub.

We lost our keep during that golem rush, and only had about 3 arrow carts manned as they entered our keep. Then just before my allies killed the grub, our enemies jumped down and wiped them.

Many times I have been asked to kill the grub. It became a point of contention – something I would never ever do again. After people asked so many times, I told them, “If we capture ALL of EB, I will bring everyone to kill the grub.” At this point in time, it was very unlikely to happen.

So apologies SF and GoM. As more and more people got in their heads that we would kill the grub, we gained momentum. I don’t think I’ve ever seen IoJ as a whole play more skilled or work the hardest to get all of EB tonight. After months of them asking and me telling them no, they really wanted to kill that kitten grub.

Once we capped all of EB tonight, we omega rushed the grub and flashbuilt rams on it for “moar damage”.

Thank you GoM for not interrupting our omega rush on the grub . No hard feelings

sigh The hard feelings will come when GoM teaches you what hardcore truly is.

Much love,

No, your gifs are no. Creepy Lady Gaga ones…. UGH!
GoM is known for GOOD gifs…. Get with it!

-Throws her hands up-

Natronix.9827:

What…. i don’t even.

Sororita.3465:

Everyone’s posting gifs! more gifs!

King Amadaeus.8619:

Averaelas.1876:

I’m done.

kitten the forums.

kitten this match up.

In before 10gifs and pics of “UMADBRO?”

He is on our side, so it won’t happen.

Sororita.3465:

Tuesday is the best day of the week

Darkothe.1253:

All hail Commander Honeybuns!

All praise him!

And ladies… it’s THORSDAY! I better see all the FUN commanders in EB today! We have Commander Rituals to attend! I’ll be watching you….

Averaelas.1876:

If Lilli gets to be Rose, I wanna be Donna.

It’s because she gets to touch Captain Jack, isn’t it? :P

Sororita.3465:

Ah Tuesdays…favourite day of the week.

Averaelas.1876:

bokkieskitten.8023:

Averaelas.1876:

styx.7294:

Averaelas.1876:

Frosch.7809:

To the Asura warrior i just fought in the NE of our BL, if an opponent does not kill you when downed you should not get up to attack again – especially not while using Vengeance, makes you drop dead after a few seconds. You could have healed and walked away. GoM not used to 1 vs 1 ?

No we’re used to FC/ET/SF having four people rush into a 1v1 and kill a person. No honor in them.

Oh and then when someone complains on the forums about it their excuse is “lrn2PvP noob”

You’re complaining about the servers that we outnumber outnumbering you and their honour in a thread that doesn’t involve them because I’m not sure why.

I discount your entire comment because you put a ‘u’ in honor. THIS IS AMERICA. MY PRESIDENT IS BLACK AND MY LAMBO Fiesta IS BLUE.

WHAT IS WRONG WITH THAT?! That is how it is spelled! Honour! Amour! Colour! Favour! Favourite!

WTH is Amour?

Armour* Sorry! Typing on the droid! Keyboard is horridly small!

Averaelas.1876:

styx.7294:

Averaelas.1876:

Frosch.7809:

To the Asura warrior i just fought in the NE of our BL, if an opponent does not kill you when downed you should not get up to attack again – especially not while using Vengeance, makes you drop dead after a few seconds. You could have healed and walked away. GoM not used to 1 vs 1 ?

No we’re used to FC/ET/SF having four people rush into a 1v1 and kill a person. No honor in them.

Oh and then when someone complains on the forums about it their excuse is “lrn2PvP noob”

You’re complaining about the servers that we outnumber outnumbering you and their honour in a thread that doesn’t involve them because I’m not sure why.

I discount your entire comment because you put a ‘u’ in honor. THIS IS AMERICA. MY PRESIDENT IS BLACK AND MY LAMBO Fiesta IS BLUE.

WHAT IS WRONG WITH THAT?! That is how it is spelled! Honour! Amour! Colour! Favour! Favourite!

Averaelas.1876:

Serophous.9085:

Averaelas.1876:

Atleast this week we can have fun on the forums and have some good natured trolling without SF/FC/ET being sore losers on the forums and reporting every kittening post.

Also, We only ask that we’re allowed to have SM on Thursday for the Commander Ritual.

Only if we can have your first borns.

GoM players are well aware of this, but you see, I hail from a town we call Schwanzberg in the high high hills of kittensylvania.

I’m happily married banging to my loving wife this dude of three years from last night and we have four children dogs.

Edit: WHY CAN’T I SAY kitten! Its my real name!

Myst.5783:

Figures as soon as we leave GoM gets an interesting match up.

Devanuze.8734:

Done a lot of work with RUN today, some of you may of seen us doing our thing. Nice seeing you ET and SF

PS. To that pink ET commander in the night crew, quite amusing how you threw yourself again and again at us. Hope you had the outnumbered buff or thats a lot of armour repair…

PPS. Thanks for the omega vs omega showdown. We couldn’t stop laughing

I missed and Omega vs Omega show down?! I am so sad!!!

Sororita.3465:

pita spoon.5708:

Sororita.3465:

King Amadaeus.8619:

Sororita.3465:

people keep asking me for gifs, what im like while reading the forums.

Name these people? Other than Lili…

JK,ARM,Knight,NoOne, random people in zergs, the odds are in favor of me posting.

love em.. keep em coming

CORGI PUPPIES!!!!!!

King Amadaeus.8619:

Sororita.3465:

people keep asking me for gifs, what im like while reading the forums.

Name these people? Other than Lili…

I’ve got more important things for him to do then post gifs, it wasn’t me.

Hukundu.7628:

styx.7294:

Hukundu.7628:

SF can, of course, team up with GoM against ET — if they feel like they have to.

With Eredon Terrace’s winning score of 203 to 71 and 51, I think we will have to!

Lol

I agree with the sentiment above — the 3-way battle in SM last night was great. I saw special effects (e.g. gates sparkling) I’ve never seen in the game before. The servers were having a tough time.

Personally, I thought GoM, SF, and ET all fought very well, with lots of creative tactics.

(also looks like my edit above was too late…)

Ze sparkle gates.

styx.7294:

bokkieskitten.8023:

Averaelas.1876:

King Amadaeus.8619:

Averaelas.1876:

Who taught you Gommiebear? Did you pay for lessons? You should get a refund if you did. Or a lawyer. Or some astroglide.

I am the night crew. I work Second shift, and I play third with the Oceanics (yes GoM has a HUGE Oceanic population. QQ More.

Do we PvDoor? Yeah sure tons. Especially when we’re not trying to quick cap and just rub it in your faces that we have greater numbers.

We’re aware we have bigger numbers. We just don’t always talk about it. Just like the man with the biggest kitten doesn’t always swing it around.

… But I have no qualms choking you on it.

Its funny because I was gonna make a joke, but I see you already did. Good job “night crew, second shift”, implying that any oceanic gameplay is “work”….Hell implying any of this game is “work”…

Also funny, and typical, kid on the internet talking about whose kitten is bigger….I must have really gotten under your acne-riddled skin kid if you got upset you are steering the conversation towards homosexual innuendo.

I took accutane when I was in highschool. Wonderful for killing acne, and for making you lose your ball hair. I saved SO MUCH on razors. But thanks for bringing that up and giving me a chance to talk about my homosexual balls and how baby’s-butt smooth they are. You can see for yourself sometime. Tea bags aren’t just Lipton’s in GoM.

Lipton? No sir, none of that crap. Harney & sons Earl Grey.

My girlfriend bought about $90 worth of herbal tea blends from some place called Teavana so tea bags are not part of my life anymore.

I know that feel. Harney is loose leaf. But uh, Teavana is alright. Bit pricey and pushy.

Wait, wait. This game isn’t about having fun and making friends?

No cutting up, no fun, no gifs, no…anything. Everything has to be serious 24/7.

Why can’t we just have fun? We work pretty hard all week and I know a lot of us come onto the game to unwind and have fun.

And now, the GoM tradition of Thorsday.

Averaelas.1876:

ET, please stop. Look here’s what we know to be true: The guys who are in WvW hardcore aren’t half bad.

HOWEVER. Your entire server is a PvE server. The week we steamrolled you and kepyt your butts at spawn for a full week kinda kitten ed your GLs off so some of your guilds are pushing WvW harder, like BS. But your name says it all. You’re BSing. Stop trying to talk big against us. Be happy where you are, Learn some things from us, take advantage of our weaknesses, and enjoy playing IJ/SF/FC as the four of you race to the bottom.

#LaeAllTheWay2013, Constitutional Monarch Candidate.

#TheRoadToStonemistGarstle

Lili-Mist

Though I am considering “Honeymist” now. But I think that sounds dirty.

Lightsbane.9012:

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT BAGS.

SOOO MAAANNNYYYY!! DELISH!!!

ARM.3912:

Shiver.5903:

The disturbance in the Force created by this thread awoke an old power from the depths of GoM…

ARM

OUR LORD AND SAVIOR, ARM!

breh.5987:

Thats cute. You two really have a desperate “Save the other” thing going. Bet you have an awesome net relationship, lol.

He does have some pretty sweet pixels. Bow chicka wow wow!

breh.5987:

Ruokky.7185:

Sororita.3465:

ZL goes…get most of EB this match up…go figure.

Conveniently forgot that it’s the start of the working week, and you’re part of the “night crew”. But that doesn’t matter now does it

So hes a timelord. Explains a lot.

Fixed.

Sororita.3465:

sephiroth.4217:

katz.8376:

kinda sad when the only thing in your matchup thread is kitten talk… nothing i can select a good answer from. o well

I suicides an omega for ya.

wa…waa..waaah?!?!?!?!?!?!

At least it wasn’t one of the children…. ;_;

breh.5987:

bokkieskitten.8023:

breh.5987:

I was expecting his boyfriend to spam a gif. I figured he would have done it himself once he proved himself pointless. People like this are going to make anet remove gifs on these forums. Then what will the ones who do not have the intellectual capacity to rebuttal do? Think about the children anet.

Okie, So posting one gif in one post is spamming. Alright, and now gifs are bad? Are we banning these? So sad. Can’t have fun in game or on the forums.

Also, thanks for the insult. I’m a woman, just for your information. I’m pretty sure I’ll get flack for that somehow.

Look back at most of your posts. All you do is spam gifs or CAPS LOCK NON SENSE. I can just imagine what I’d find if I looked through your posting history, but I don’t care to. I can garner enough of you by how you’ve presented yourself here.

Not to mention your blatant attempt to exacerbate the issues between the egos of VS/BS out of pure need of attention. Which was then followed by 3 or four of your people spamming non sense.

I made no insult.

I’m quite known for my gifs, many people enjoy them. I am sorry you do not.
Just throwing it out there. I caps locked once in this thread and merely said I was amused by the goings on with an added gif. I did no at all attempt to exacerbate the situation at all. I made no other postings concerning that area at all.

And yes, calling me his boyfriend was insulting. Since you know, I’m not a man. -.-

breh.5987:

I was expecting his boyfriend to spam a gif. I figured he would have done it himself once he proved himself pointless. People like this are going to make anet remove gifs on these forums. Then what will the ones who do not have the intellectual capacity to rebuttal do? Think about the children anet.

Okie, So posting one gif in one post is spamming. Alright, and now gifs are bad? Are we banning these? So sad. Can’t have fun in game or on the forums.

Also, thanks for the insult. I’m a woman, just for your information. I’m pretty sure I’ll get flack for that somehow.

breh.5987:

Is proven to be useless in reading comprehension> Deploys another attack to mask the fact he humiliated himself.

And jeez.. I just said thanks for the scraps, are you upset that massive GoM zerg of yours was beaten so easily? huh, touchy.

Sororita.3465:

So apparently trebs on doors is a tier 1 tactics!

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

I am so very amused right now.

JKFlipFlop.7123:

bokkieskitten.8023:

Averaelas.1876:

kitten Crow.

#LaeToday2013

#Laeswag#hashtagsarehipstillright?

And I thought this thread was cool…

I THOUGHT THAT WAS COOL! THE COOL KIDS SAID SO. ;-;

Averaelas.1876:

kitten Crow.

#LaeToday2013

#Laeswag#hashtagsarehipstillright?

styx.7294:

bokkieskitten.8023:

styx.7294:

InsaneWafflez.6792:

This thread needs less arguing and more cat pictures…

Whoah, I almost got mixed up there but I’ve figured it out.

Insane Wafflez is the guy who put up the heart cat picture.

Insane Pancakez is the guy who rages on his guild until they quit.

Whoa…what…

When Insane Breakfast Cerealz walks in and tells us he doesn’t care either way, I’m gonna lose my mind.

styx.7294:

InsaneWafflez.6792:

This thread needs less arguing and more cat pictures…

Whoah, I almost got mixed up there but I’ve figured it out.

Insane Wafflez is the guy who put up the heart cat picture.

Insane Pancakez is the guy who rages on his guild until they quit.

Whoa…what…

Averaelas.1876:

Also the treb trolls are Muni’s in-game phallic replacement.

Myst.5783:

Hey, Buns, I got some news you’ll be happy to hear.

Zombie Land has left GoM.

…

Good bye GoM, its been fun, but its time to try something new.

Sororita.3465:

Myst.5783:

Sororita.3465:

Soooo…..Anyone in EB hate me yet?

*raises hand

:D

>.>

Even after i saved you last night, tisk tisk tisk.

EDIT: Never mind that, I have been corrected on the situation. Carry on!

Doctor Who Theme Or I Am The Doctor? Puppy dog eyes Peeeeas?

styx.7294:

JKFlipFlop.7123:

sephiroth.4217:

Did Crow leave us for good?

Nah, yesterday he said he had three more days on NSP and then he was heading back to GoM.

He’s actually been on Gate of Madness on his alt account this week too. That goof, haha.

It’s Friday. Post photos of Styx.

Majestic…..

JKFlipFlop.7123:

Tootsie.5217:

Lovely to meet you all <3

Long time no talk Toots. I’ve got my eyes on you when we roll GoM

Ha ha, Toots gunna get murdered.

Namdu.7192:

pliz toots. Dont display our guild so publicly D=

we dont want witch and pagan hunters coming after us! =(

-Bearking

Sororita.3465:

Myst.5783:

No ones fault but their own.

[FIXED]

AHAHAHAHA!

Myst.5783:

Then we have our kitten drama queens always wasting our supply. ;P

And our morons claiming spies because they fail.

Naborian.1026:

So right now 07/25/2013 8:13pm CT we only posses our starting castle (Devona’s Rest) in Eternal BG. GoM has then all, even keep plus a few towers and camps from IoJ side.
DR looks like a rank 9 tier right now…oh is up to rank 8.

OK. If we need to wait for queue went they are too many people playing WvW, specially on happy reset fridays, even small WvW communities could queue sometimes. Having type that if ANET just kicks people out of WvW the battle fight will be even at least for 30 or more mins. If we DR or any other server got so few people online in WvW they should sent a message like in PvP to balance the fights…and player will have 3 more mins of playing time before they got kick out…plus kicked players will get a chest with badges for participation, then go queue.

Think that’s so simple to manage.

let me check again……..9:20 pm and we got Speldan ! nj

GOM sucks, IoJ hitting us all week also cause no one can’t fight vs biggg zergs, players can just hit one spell to kill us, because of zergs and we provide them more than 90 badges for one kill, they get their gear and we need to farm gold to get ours……….

Please create a kicking out system that will balance the WvW days and nights.