Guild Wars 2

yay for new colors… wish for new hair styles…

Well now that is settled. It should be known that I too have small ears but i rather like them small… and so has every male i have had the pleasure and displeasure of working with.

and so I personally would never put things to make my ears look bigger… besides my forehead is rather large and smooth and is far more of an attractive feature especially since it is a rather… oh look i am rambling. anyways i say not to ear enlargements you ears are perfect as they are…

Mif.3471:

catqeer.1954:

My asura just had a makeover he is officially the cutest asura here so you may commence sucking it.

If he’s so cute, then why does he have to hide his face with a mask?

cuz he’s a mesmer duh.. your logic is flawed

my asura before in profane set and after in heritage set…

My asura just had a makeover he is officially the cutest asura here so you may commence sucking it.

I want to take this time to enlighten you on a myth that we Statics discovered the destroyers… We didn’t they found us so yes its not our fault.

Esplen.3940:

pdboddy.4162:

Fellow Asura, how many of you are wearing… I can barely bring myself to say this… How many of you are wearing earrings?

Shudders What kind of Asura would do such crude things to their… shudders again

the same ones who let their ears get all shredded… it maybe long but ugh why would you damage your ears for fashion… i blame synersmellics for these fads

I say about 7 its a very traditional name for a male asura… good use of a tittle

mine is named Voxx the Infinite because he’s infinitely better then you… oh and he is a mesmer and can make copies of himself…

absolutely not… why on tyria would i share my work with people who wouldn’t give me credit… also i don’t look good in red

Well what did you think would happen… one he was Dynamics and we all know how they are and two everyone knows to test the waters you caress their forehead first then as your relationship moves forward then you touch ears.

Also you synergetic types need to learn about boundaries all this needless touchy feely stuff in public should stop… why not just do what we Static types like to do and draw or paint those are great ways to express oneself… Art is a perfect form of expression

You’re all delusional if you think ether Dynamics or Synergetics is superior to Statics… We are the foundation to which you stand we are archaeologist who study the past and clearly with out us you would fall and fall so hard…

Also we don’t have to wait till we finish our first personal story to be given the title of Snaff Savant. we get right off the bat so suck it…

a lot of this stuff is incredibly thought out and interesting

Okamaru.8904:

Like most people here i would like to see Tengu playable. As for where they would start and where they show up in campaign for the dragon(s), depending on if/when they are released, they could do what was done in GW1, where if you did a mission in the story line that took place before your character’s arrival then it would give you a message telling you that, or they could be happening at the same time. The other thing that could be done is just cut them out from all events story wise, and all story mode dungeon runs would give you the “this takes place before your characters arrival” message. As for where they would be the could have there starting area in an expansion, like Shing Jea island and they work out some story line for Tengu coming back to Cantha. If A-net is doing it’s research into how other MMOs solve problems like this then they can find away to fit Tengu on Tyria or in other continents.

They could always do what blizzard did with Death Knights and make it a Time Laps starting area.

the tengu will most likely start in the dominion of winds they already are living in tyria

Recycle.5493:

How about…
Killing Zojja, invent steam creature army, obliterate dragons, take over the world, all by myself?

I can only condone that if by myself you mean me

Tengu, Largos, Heket (so we can got to elona… Hylek are tyrian Heket are elonian.)

are the free sketches still open?

Dinny.5310:

Right, Flyfunner has a point.

Anyway, yeah, Agent Batanga for “Miss Rata Sum”.

If i or my asura male were into females I guess it would be logiccal to choose Batanga but my asura prefers males… he finds them less annoying

Simplest answer for you… the college of statics

WarriorOfAsgard.3705:

While we’re on the topic of corrupted women, any theories on why Almorra Soulkeeper survived the Branding when the rest of her warband were not so fortunate?

My belief is that she just happened to be just outside of Kralky’s shadow so as he passed over her and her warband she never turned… but i haven’t read the book in awhile…

GLaDOS…. how did i miss that… guess it probably would have helped if I had played portal 1 and portal 2

PLAYABLE TENGU!!!!! sorry trying to control myself… but who really knows but them… i hope we get mesmers mh pistols… one of the scholars to have a shield. maybe polearms… new hairstyles and faces

see i don’t like the ranger short bow so i don’t use and i don’t have a thief so no sling shot skin for me but sling shots would be so cool they are so much fun in the arena

Eddard.2930:

LOL!

I thought this thread was about lingerie.

how did you think this was about underwear

Please can we have slingshots be a permanent weapon they were so fun in the snowball arena… They would be so fun if they were a weapon set.

i wouldn’t mind seeing bulkier norn females with scruffier faces.. though lot of norn girls look like human males from the back… >.> um but i would also like to see more of a youthful smooth faced not too skiny norn male… but i am ok with what we have

people trying to rez my clone that is always fun to watch… especially when i am close to death…

i am so excited for wintersday but they haven’t made any announcements…

i really do hope they implement main hand pistol

Definitively fits I do believe

My male norn ranger is Saxon Snowchild… If you can’t get the reference in his first name you need to study British history.

attended did not loot died before final karka battle

We need to end this now… Voxx the Infinite is the cutest no if ans or buts about it. so get over yourself and bow to your mesmer overlord.

Hunter.6950:

@Konig Des Todes

What do you think about the Pale Tree once being a Champion like Glint? I’m still confused on the Dream and the Nightmare. Are they two parallels or does the nightmare happen after?

He clearly states he does not believe the pale tree to be a former minion an elder dragon

well there are two skin options for the sylvair the more flowery stem option and the more bark tree like option

oh your theory is filled with so much logic

Just putting this here… if you make into art then cool

Do you think this would make a good tattoo… I have been thinking of getting one

Your art is wonderful wish I could afford to have an artist draw my main asura…

I am partial to giving it a pistol… Idk what it would do but it seems like a cool idea… waht about what weapon would u like

MOX probably fell into disrepair after awhile of following us around. Zinn probably just stopped caring about the golem and moved on to other projects after his exile…

humans are the only ones who openly worship the human gods… charr would more or less respect Balthazar but they don’t worship him… they would rather challenge him to battle and kill him…

Izanagi.7831:

This would solve any lore problems with introducing the dervish THE BEST CLASS FROM GW1

flawed logic the ritualist was the best profession of the ones that did not make it into guild wars 2

wish they would raises it a little

Do any of the light armor cultural sylvari armor glow on males?

BrunoBRS.5178:

time magic sounds cool, but at the same time sounds like something a mesmer could do.

summoning… we already got that. necros.

also “EOTN” stands for Eye Of The North, which was very much released, thank you :P and it’s “Utopia”, not “Eutopia”.

Actually spelling wise it can go ether way though most people spell it with just a U… stop trying to be pretentious… and acting like your smarter then everyone.

as an asura whose invention was the infinity ball all I can say is… my bad

this belongs in a different area aka theif forum

Zaxares.5419:

Squirrelbane.2510:

Dearest Toymaker Tixx,

Please send us a wonderful, joyous event where all the boys and girls can play together regardless of when they can play and what level they may be.
Please let these magical experiences happen more than just once so that they can be shared with all those we hold dear and no poor soul feels abandoned and alone.
Please create an occasion that embraces the spirit of giving, rewarding the simple joy of seeing others made happy through mutual generosity, not avarice, where activities are progressed by actively helping others, and everyone benefits equally.

And an elf costume. With bells.

Thank you.

^ This. But only if it’s a sexy elf costume.

well wouldn’t mind seeing male characters with barely a shirt and shorts dressed as Christmas elves

Iarkrad.8415:

Tobias Trueflight.8350:

Attn Toymaker Tixx:

From the College of Synergetics,

We would like to remind you that you have still not returned the project you borrowed from Pogg’s workshop. While we appreciate your making good use of our Unified Morality Alignment Discerning Device, we did have plans to continue tweaking it to incorporate detection besides “naughty” and “nice” based on each species’ unique morality outlook.

Please return the U.M.A.D.D promptly after this upcoming human holiday season or we will have to suspend your credentials. I, personally, hope it will not become necessary to do so.

(Also, if on your return trip you could pick up another batch of test subjects, it would be vastly appreciated. We might have a breakthrough concerning how norn interact with the Spirits of the Wild. Please remember we do not need any more followers of “Stag” though as it got rather confusing for poor Junior Assistant Stagg.)

We wish you Felicitous Undertakings,
Sub-Director Aurmm

I doubt you’re going to get it back. Maybe you should try using Zojja’s infinity ball to make yourself a new one? Give my regards to Councillor Kalb.

’Ze’Lokk of Synergetics

her infinity ball it is simply a repurposing of my infinity ball… hers is a early warning alert orb… I mean that is not don’t judge me just because I became Grand High sovereign and unleashed the steampunk robots upon us from an alternate reality…

Tobias Trueflight.8350:

Dear Toymaker Tixx,

We would like to lodge a minor complaint about the last visit. Notably, it seems your present sort of exploded after we opened it. And then caught fire. This is an improvement from the previous year in which it caught fire and then exploded, so I hope this year we can avoid either exploding or fire altogether.

Little Johnny also would like to revise his list from last year that he does not want the “Logan Thackeray Seraph Sword and Shield” since he heard another child being called “Captain Runaway” over the summer. Instead he’d like a doll action figure of the Hero of Shaemoor.

As for Susan, she made me promise with a pinky swear to remind you most human young ladies do not understand a build-your-own-golem kit and she wound up trading it to a visiting asura for a Red Rytlock rifle. We are lucky she did not, in fact, put her eye out. She instead said she wants a wolf puppy she can train so she can be as cool as Eir and Garm.

(Amending my previous statement, please don’t bring one of those for Johnny either. He’s a better shot but I don’t want to encourage him picking on that Canthan boy who doesn’t celebrate Wintersday.)

And as a personal favor, please do not fire deliver your presents through the window again. We would prefer you instead leaving them on the front stoop, or on the roof if you must. (We will figure out a way of getting them down.)

Thank you for your time,
Madame Jubari

P.S: Just a reminder, the children will be leaving milk and cookies for your skritt workers. They are not leaving their bead necklaces for your skritt workers.

Was it a charr who called that kid captain runaway because humans love him for saving their queen… if he had not been there she would have been over run and killed before casting her spell… nice try to stick with the lore though

What armor set looks mesmer themed…