Guild Wars 2

^ so you die by just standing? o snaaaap

Honestly people, even when I was in large 40v40 fights, I was NEVER getting more than 4-5 stacks of confusion.

because this is a bigger issue in smaller scale fights and duels, not in zerg battles.

an ICD should just be added on perplex 6.

i just CANNOT get over the shape. i don’t know why

Cortalia.5467:

If your going to Photoshop Troll… do it right and use the clone stamp tool…or at the very very least sample the blue color and paint over with that, don’t just use black and expect me not to laugh at you…. and you know don’t fail and scrub out half a bloodlust buff icon with your paintbrush.

Photoshop troll fail.

the hurt is strong in this one

Fuzzion.2504:

electriette.8952:

Starting today, Tarnished Coast will be referred to as Mother Russia.

FOR THE MOTHERLAND!

Does that mean TC towers captures you and you no capture towers in Russia?

ur exactly right. We don’t need to capture towers; Mother Russia is so strong our towers capture other towers!

VODKA FOR EVERYONE

Ogre.1750:

Back from the dead…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xAvenVycRvI

wtf i’m not allowed to +1 that awks.
but defo enjoyed this episode!

Starting today, Tarnished Coast will be referred to as Mother Russia.

FOR THE MOTHERLAND!

Chris.3290:

TC is kinda like the old “Church Lady” sketch by Dana Carvey.
A little smug, a little self-righteous; but impossible to hate, mostly good natured, and actually funny every so often.

oh wow
the accuracy, it hurts

Chris.3290:

There was this annoying thing where TC’s PuG zergbwill get on SoSbl, and push North every time JQ puts up orange swords against us.
I know it’s not any respectable guild on TC that does this, but it happened all weekend and it really drives down our ability to respect TC as a whole.

There are some great guilds still there (CERN, PINK, NOPE) but increasingly it seems like TC looks like someone took T1 population and coverage and replaced it all with militia.

pve players who have no idea about wvw stronk

SFShinigami.2015:

hug time nao?

plz?

SHINI
How Mancy is Mance right now?

Luvpie.8350:

@ TC why come to SoS borderland for the easy points. how the hell will your milita get better if all you do is play for #2? Y not try to push JQ borderland when we push there and reset that wp on bay? Take 50 ish and try to 4 ram each gate? Instead you try to havok undefended towers… SoS ventures to JQ alot more then TC even though TC has 2x our population in NA.

Because most of the time we’re too busy holding onto our structures to venture into the offensive. In other words, 2v1 yo. Do you not do the same thing? Hitting TC because our towers and kitten are easier to take?

And I remember last time we tried to help you break JQ’s waypoint in SoSBL bay, that didn’t end very well. :B

Also lol at this rama guy trying too hard to look cool

ykyk.2740:

Wait, if everyone is free bags and farms everyone else for bags then my brain asplode =(

[insert relevant ‘yo dawg’/bagception comments here]

also he’s 3edgy5me sigh

anyway, looking forward to the rest of the week! please remember to remind Mance that his true destiny is to be the Mancing Queen and Mance all night long!

i don’t mind this 2v1 at all. well, slightly annoying, but at the end of the day, still fine. more bags, more badges!

and seeing things like this is hilarious

Well anyone who is anyone knows that ebg is pugland, and my guilds zerg never runs on ebg on reset, take a look at my tag, we were on TCBL for reset and we wiped 1 time, and we dont get farmed, and we wiped many zergs that night. Live and Learn kid, check what guild you are trying to troll before you troll.

my point —-————-

(insert 10 metres here)

your head —-————

1. TIL that stating facts (yes, the JQ zerg in EBG was farmed, idek why you’re trying to defend it by saying ’it’s pugland’. that’s a nice way to compliment your server’s standard skill, i guess?) equates to trolling. oh fork.
2. why is your guild tag relevant? how is it relevant? when did i ever say that it was your guild i was referring to? are you reading too much into this? please tell me you’re not THAT sensitive. :<

i’m almost ashamed to say that we were once servermates. eugh.

MomentofWeakness.1246:

SFShinigami.2015:

electriette.8952:

MomentofWeakness.1246:

SFShinigami.2015:

MomentofWeakness.1246:

PredatoR.5247:

Rama.6439:

Polismassa.6740:

Sorry to CERN and Agg/EP for not giving you guys good fights tonight. So much of our guild got stuck in queue. This is a weird night in that we’re doing great map wise and terribly fights wise.

That’s ok, EP/Agg just got a good fight from SG at the NE camp on TCBL, didn’t ya? Why did ya run off tho? We weren’t done having fun with ya…

See me tomorrow, when I actually login to WvW

They were getting good fights from us in EBG but they didn’t win any and left the map -_-

Although it’ll be a different story when Jericho is leading for sure.

The real reason Agg doesn’t do resets is because Jericho is off watching My Little Pony

Haha well I know he doesn’t do them and it makes a difference.

dude

hey what a man does with his MLP plushies is between him and his psychiatrist.

The funny part of all this is I was referring to RESET’s, but man this went a full 180 from that hahaha

this shouldn’t surprise you at all

i kinda sorta not envy the psychiatrist

MomentofWeakness.1246:

SFShinigami.2015:

MomentofWeakness.1246:

PredatoR.5247:

Rama.6439:

Polismassa.6740:

Sorry to CERN and Agg/EP for not giving you guys good fights tonight. So much of our guild got stuck in queue. This is a weird night in that we’re doing great map wise and terribly fights wise.

That’s ok, EP/Agg just got a good fight from SG at the NE camp on TCBL, didn’t ya? Why did ya run off tho? We weren’t done having fun with ya…

See me tomorrow, when I actually login to WvW

They were getting good fights from us in EBG but they didn’t win any and left the map -_-

Although it’ll be a different story when Jericho is leading for sure.

The real reason Agg doesn’t do resets is because Jericho is off watching My Little Pony

Haha well I know he doesn’t do them and it makes a difference.

dude

Rama.6439:

electriette.8952:

ykyk.2740:

Fuzzion.2504:

ykyk.2740:

Fuzzion.2504:

Borefest – Round 3

I think you guys need to recruit more.

I think AWE needs to stop beating me into a pulp 5 v 1(sometimes 2) . Not fair mate. Not fair at all.

Haha, you totally got us there! Yeah, we on TC during SEA time outnumber the enemy most of the time and kind of feel bad about it. That’s why I said you guys need to recruit more.

;)

BA DUM TSS
trying not to get infracted because all caps trying not to get infracted because all caps

also it looks like i could have a successful career by getting a dollar for every open field ac dropped by jq even if they outnumber the enemy

Heck, I’d be a rich man if I got a nickle everytime TC ran from us with equal numbers. I remember when I used to be on TC, we used to fight, not run, must be sad times on TC now with just the fair weather militia to back you up, but they don’t show up when a T1 server is in the match up do they? Sad indeed, I remember someone on TC telling your vets to recruit before seasons started, and your vets saying that the militia would step up and that you all could count on that militia. Are they stepping up and showing up? I hope so, we want more bags, nom nom nom….

wow you’re still on about that, get over it already lol

Fyi your zerg is getting farmed in ebg right now. Kokoro <3

Mance is the Mancing Queen

ykyk.2740:

Fuzzion.2504:

ykyk.2740:

Fuzzion.2504:

Borefest – Round 3

I think you guys need to recruit more.

I think AWE needs to stop beating me into a pulp 5 v 1(sometimes 2) . Not fair mate. Not fair at all.

Haha, you totally got us there! Yeah, we on TC during SEA time outnumber the enemy most of the time and kind of feel bad about it. That’s why I said you guys need to recruit more.

;)

BA DUM TSS
trying not to get infracted because all caps trying not to get infracted because all caps

also it looks like i could have a successful career by getting a dollar for every open field ac dropped by jq even if they outnumber the enemy

Aberrant.6749:

Man that double team vs TC on EB right at the start… was so much fun

<- Does not give a kitten about PPT.

it was like a bag delivery service lol

i can’t believe i’m saying this but
where are jq roamers at @@

Traxien Cion.9261:

Keeralah.3140:

Hexin.5603:

Hydrobutter.9172:

Hexin.5603:

Not sure why my neked norn can kill so many while we’re singing.. we not even paying attention. But HzH – gotta say you guys rolling tight. TyE yes i was lucky to get jumped by your smaller group. TC having best night though.

|I forget how we class 10 now] is that the new solo or party? If 40 isn’t blobs considering yesterdays convo… 10 is … party I guess.

Whether you guys want to rub your kittens and feel proud is up to you, we just screwin around and having a blast ~ serious. We’d even welcome you guys if you want to have fun, but something tells me you guys don’t drink, nor sing, nor do anything community fun like. Welcomed to come next time if you want

You would have been in for a real treat if you joined our mumble heh

Were ya singing? And completely hammered. Also I heard mags doesn’t have a good balance of male/female populus, our karaoke’s are pretty gender nuetral, so we get some absolutely silly songs

Our commander and a few others were pretty hammered by the time we called it quits on Mag Bl, singing not so much. And your might be surprised, our guild alone has 6-7 females that play regularly and are in mumble (including hydrobutter). Most other guilds have a pretty decent balance.

Yeah! Well, my guild’s basically a harem!

this is not something you really should be proud off you kitten kitten kitten

edit:
[8:07:09 PM] this guy: WHY CANT I BE PROUD
[8:07:12 PM] this guy: OF HAVING A HAREM!!!!!!!

lol this guy

nah sor/bg/what’sthethirdserveragainohyesos snowballed too hard

did BT come back and move to maguuma or is that a different BT

ehh this ebg fight.
not sure if blatant 2v1
or blatant 2v1

aah so tired but exams are done SO YAY.

fun fights everyone. I, a tc-er, was actually ROAMING. WHOA.
whoa.

granted i was not very good at it but y’know. it’s the thought that counts.

capnkewl.5019:

Why are people moving in the middle of seasons? You get whatever prize for the server you were on the first day of seasons. GG.

Because queues are horrendous and this League may have brought out the worst out of servers?

Not everything is related to rewards, sheesh.

^ what the actual kitten is that wtf wtf wtf

Player Character.9467:

Nickthemoonwolf.1485:

ParaldaWind.4523:

As I raid with 25-30 most of the time, I try my best not to gank roamers, but this time was an exception.

The group I run with usually ganks roaming groups we pass. 9/10 times I just keep running with the commander or just stand away.

Few exceptions based on guild tags/emote spam

You’re in [NOPE], we watched your stream, you guys were calling for backup against a small group you out numbered. Please don’t spread lies on the forums.

because one event totally represents most if not all other events, yes?

some good MANCEN in magbl and ebg <3

Sunt.6835:

U know all u guys arguing are the same kittens 20 pages earlier … Just change the guys who say it …

These SoR trollers need to go to read since page 1 . So u don’t come up with same boring trolls..

Only 20 pages? I think you mean five or so months.

It’s the same thing, only with different names.

@JaredKincade UH OH.
That’s logic overload.

do you have some sort of obsession to said commander now? 0:

Hexin.5603:

electriette.8952:

Hexin i think ur high.

You ain’t seen nothing yet ;-P

Remember to spread the word! I feel like Mancen, I want to Mance the night awaaaay~

… just going to leave this here for ya (will be paying for it later I’m sure )

Be glad I’m in the library and don’t have the client installed on this laptop

Hexin.5603:

Mance.5640:

SoR scouts you should also consider TC along with Mag/SoS, I am guesting over on TC this week and their wvw community is very fun and stress free.

It’s been fun having you guest over too. Been hearing nothing but good things. (I hear ya the talk of the town with the lady folk too). Enjoy rest of week.

Waage.2047:

I WANT SOR TO FALL!!! And then i want to TC to grow big enough to fight us because TC is fun and SoR is boring.

That’s about as black and white as you could have written, very cool thanks for nice note. Guessing you don’t like SoR much, we had some good fights with them last week.

Neuromancer.2148:

As I pointed out in an earlier post, TC doesn’t go ballistic when they lose, which makes me certain they’ll be humble if they win.

Does not achieve anything. Besides, it’s more fun to hash out things within guild/group/voip channel then to pvf it (I figure most servers do this, its really only the minority who air dirty laundry and point fingers publicly). What are they called? The vocal minority or something? Granted all people have limits if you set them on yourselves. More enjoyable to fight and play how you want.

Gilgamesh.7364:

Yeah that’d be great if TC got the transfers they needed

Thanks for the thought.

DKNS.2135:

TC are an awesome server. As i pointed out in the last thread, they kept a constant ~150ppt in the last match from start till end showing that they never gave up and tried their best throughout the week and there was never even a single QQ from them unlike a certain server we all know.

Had fun battling you guys too. Even if times were a little tougher, not goign to stop us from having fun and playing in WvW.

Krashner.6275:

It seems TC is the most liked server, if I ever had to choose another server that’s where I would go, unless of course BG offered me 15k gold, which according to SoR they’re throwing away like candy.

Lol… takes hat off head, flips it upside down, and holds it to the wind …checks if any BG money flying in the wind ~ checks hat – nothing

Ah well, woulda spent it on beer anyway

So the big question I have now, is who is IRUN (is that a knock off of IRON, or a legit guild ~ Sorry just trying to get used to the movement)

~X [STUN]
TC cabana boy by day, wvw by night

Hexin i think ur high. go to sleep or something. OR BREAD GO TO BREAD.

Remember to spread the word! I feel like Mancen, I want to Mance the night awaaaay~

Aww snaaap. Third time’s probably the charm. Probably.

Anyway, I feel like Mancen!

I’M SCARED DKNS HOLD MY HAND

Neuromancer.2148:

As I pointed out in an earlier post, TC doesn’t go ballistic when they lose, which makes me certain they’ll be humble if they win.

Actually we’re raging SO HARD RIGHT NOW. So hard! Rawr!

Mance.5640:

Begone SoR scum!

Oh look it’s you.
I feeeeeel like Manceeeeen~~ I want to Mance the night awwaaaaaaay~~~

SFShinigami.2015:

Mance.5640:

Look Blackgate…

If you would just pause for one second, I would like to sneak in and give SoR a quick kick to the ribs while they are down.

/KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMO!!!

Thank you,

M

You make me feel like Mancen! I wanna Mance the night away!

Did he run to this thread because the other was getting out of hand?

I feel like Manceeeeen~ I wanna Mance the night awaaaaaay~~!

SFShinigami.2015:

Then go to bread!

all my Mancen posts got deleted Shini

Qaelyn.7612:

What’s the best profession for roaming? I know, they all have pros and cons, but what’s best balanced for such, especially for a new player? Thanks.

Maybe warrior? Or an engineer. I’m pretty sure a lot of people will say “lolteef” but I find that those two are probably on par if not better to thieves when it comes to roaming ability.

And I’ll just say the old adage: everything boils down to player skill at some point or other.

I spread the word

who thought it was a good idea NOT to add an ICD in perplexity 6 anyway.

My point FLEW over your head so let me reiterate: why the kitten would you add a large dynamic PvE event in WvW? Like, what the kitten is the point of that?

Also lorewise a dragon landing in the Mists makes absolutely no sense.

Winordie.8270:

I think it would be really cool if there were some dynamic events even in the wvw, some even big as a dragon landing or something. It would be intresting to watch players from other servers doing this quests..

Translation: let’s convert WvW to PvE please.

what about no

SoR: 28 730
SoS: 23 613

dat ain’t right

Vulcain.7021:

OMG, where is your Fighting Spirit TC ???
Same question to Mag !
Another PVE week ??
Stop forums and come to fight with your balls !
It’s really boring to PVD all the time…

1. I don’t fight with balls wtf. You sick man.
2. Sorry we didn’t stack as hard as you :<

TC can actually field a lot of people during Oceanic (I don’t mean t1 a lot but enough to hold our BL and EBG).

All t1 servers and SoS have good Oceanic coverage. Do be cautious of queues though.

Fuzzion.2504:

Lauren.3061:

Looking forward to some fun fights this week Mags!

Good luck all.

I saw many Stun members as of recent. Can you tell us more about yourselves

we’re a harem led by tyrants

SFShinigami.2015:

electriette.8952:

SFShinigami.2015:

Yeah, typically to become a hated server, you have to matter.

you didn’t say goodbye to me in /w i’m so hurt

I was gettin so sleepy I meant to log off and accidentally closed gw2. I couldn’t even make it through an episode of South Park before I decided its time for bread.

Also

GO TO BREAD CUDDLES whenever she shows up and sees this.

fine i forgive you. JUST THIS TIME THOUGH.
you may now go to bread. remember to say some nice things about Jedsus okay

ykyk.2740:

Fuzzion.2504:

Congrats to JQ for winning this matchup

Pro tip: The fact that you can (accurately) declare this on the first day of the matchup makes the congratulations look really empty and just a little bit sad.

I think he was being slightly… sarcastic? lol

SFShinigami.2015:

Yeah, typically to become a hated server, you have to matter.

you didn’t say goodbye to me in /w i’m so hurt

kerona.3465:

mag #1 most hated server lets b real

naw i think that award belongs to sor