Guild Wars 2

Hey TC, I’m hearing these crazy rumors from the Quaggans. They say that there’s a dolyak torture chamber in the bowels of BG Garrison. I wasn’t too sure at first, but when I put my ear to water gate I heard terrible, horrible things.

I think you should storm right over there and put an end to the evildoers. I mean I know Hills is cozy and has air conditioning and all, but you could give it the old college try one of these nights. Whaddaya say?

Grimpaw.7493:

Thresher.3049:

…well, except TC, depending on “what” it is you do to them, they might not care if you have their garrison and stand on the walls taunting them in a french accent. But if you killed enough yaks they might well launch some kind of server-wide ‘jihad’ against livestock molesters, in which case we’d all be screwed.

With apologies to Monty Python:
Pot (BG): Your father smelled of alderbérries!
Jayne (TC): What? Free french lessons, sweet!
Pot (BG): I fart ïn your géneral direction!
Coral (TC): I brought cookies! Set up the trebs so we can launch them over the walls!
Nirvii (BG): Uh oh TC trebs going up, stack on me…
Pot (BG): Non! Fetché la yak!
<Yak is hurled at the TCers and crushes a Char loading a sack of cookies into a treb>
Appledainty (TC): They killed a YAK! O.o
Säm (TC): Their souls will roast in hell tonight! Storm the castle!
Coral (TC): It’s just a model.

I literally lol’d. Genius on so many levels

Crazy fun battles in kaineng BL tonight (was more action packed than the reset defending the home borderlands), Thanks to [KH] for kicking kitten with us, and also thanks to all we faced in our swiss cheese garrison (still holding it surprisingly).

Great fights tonight. [KnT] got to spend some time on every single map. Shout out to the PiNK/KH group that took our Tier 3 hills in KN BL, we just couldn’t zone in enough people to fend you off. Basically we ran in there, said “we can wipe once and if we do, it’s back to BG BL to defend Bay”. You won that battle and a well deserved keep I must say

Celebrity Score Update! (Lindsay had a long night)

why are we team lohan

Score update brought to you by Pink-Ram-Ewe

EPIC dolyak running tonight team!

Furienify.5738:

why are we team lohan

Because she can drink Paris Hilton under the table.

Noc had a fantastic night again. It was epic turning up in EB to hold WM and thier cronies off of our lowlands then proceed to dish out a thumping for the next hour. You kaiening guys have some crazy numbers!

Impressed with TC’s numbers initially in kaineing borderlands, took us a wee while to get our tower back!

Did someone say “wee?”. Watch out for the Kiwis!

Great job tonight Kaiden leading the [NOC] charge against those Kergs (Kaineng Zergs).

Cmon WM, gotta lift your game now you’re in T2, we gave you a scrubbing all tonight!

Oh and that hit from both sides on MEOW at Hills north gate was just priceless!

<3 Kaineng

This is from Saturday night in Kaineng Borderlands trying to take Garrison. A lot of people were talking about this fight so figured I would post a video of it. Enjoy.

Score update please. I want to see how BG’s SEA crew is doing.

Waking up this morning and seeing we still had our OL … you know what that means right?

COOKIES FOR EVERYONE!

Also. Good morning all

Score update brought to you by Feisty:

Hydrophidian.4319:

Celebrity Score Update! (Lindsay had a long night)

This is freaking fantastic.

just like to say having a blast in this match up. Lots of great 1 v 1 2 v 2 and 3 v 3 fights. A shout out to all the roamers out there.

Blade.9317:

Score update brought to you by Feisty:

I missed Feisty, but what’s up with her being all fully clothed? Usagi, show them how it’s done!

Mogar.9216:

just like to say having a blast in this match up. Lots of great 1 v 1 2 v 2 and 3 v 3 fights. A shout out to all the roamers out there.

+1

Love to roam myself, really nice to find a ton of similar minded folks. Yak slapping and camp flipping has been a blast. It’s great cos you can finds anything you want in this matchup – zergs, siege, roamers, you name it.

Best matchup ever.

Kaineng ahead of us in PPT :O! That just isn’t going to do….

Lol, on a more serious note. Show of hands of who is glad they are nNOT in tier 1 right now? JQ is eating the other two servers and spitting them out like they’re nothing. They are sitting at 500+ ppt, IN TIER 1! Just ouch.

DivineBeing.2086:

Kaineng ahead of us in PPT :O! That just isn’t going to do….

Lol, on a more serious note. Show of hands of who is glad they are nNOT in tier 1 right now? JQ is eating the other two servers and spitting them out like they’re nothing. They are sitting at 500+ ppt, IN TIER 1! Just ouch.

A bunch of people bandwagoned to JQ before the Jan 28th update. ArenaNet should have kept quiet and just added the update in the first place to prevent this. Meanwhile, JQ only has this PPT around this time. The other two servers lack coverage, and it appears SoS has lost some of theirs. The real battles happen later in the day.

JQ has a complete 24/7 coverage. It’s like Titan Alliance all over again where no server can match their coverage. I’m happy being on the top of T2 tbh and not constantly coming first loser to an OP server.

You guys kept me to north KBL literally all day again yesterday! How are you doing that?! I never stick around there for too long, ever! I never even saw the gates of Hills or Bay. So much love and money poured into Spiritholme. So. Many. Dolyak. Escorts (the babysitting variety, not the 1-900 number variety).They could not be trusted alone because your thieves and eles would kills them so dead. I am so terrible at remembering guild names so it makes giving shoutouts a pain. Suffice it so say there wasn’t a fight I had that wasn’t fun. On Friday I declared a goal of wanting to pop some invaders off some cliffs this week and got a 2 for 1 on 2 thieves on the Stargrove cliff and laughed for what felt like an hour.

To end the night we attempted to break a camp in the EBJP for some cathartic relief. I do think TC got their entire server through before we finally made it to the chest though. Then BG got real mad about all that not being able to get portaled up thing and stormed us with 10 people and it was over. I just waned to see what the log button did jeez. No need to get all murdery. I got a rare from the chest so there.

I’m glad not to be in tier 1 period. I mean have you even seen their matchup thread. I ask you. Mostly kitten and vinegar, while here we have cookies and yaks and the lohan.

Sender.7958:

I’m glad not to be in tier 1 period. I mean have you even seen their matchup thread. I ask you. Mostly kitten and vinegar, while here we have cookies and yaks and the lohan.

Actually pretty much every thread except ours is like this .. we have reason to be proud

… and entertaining ..

*juggles something.

This is the most fun I have had in WvWvW. TC and BG have been one of the best servers we have come against and very nice to.

Hope to see more of you guys in TC BL. If you see a roaming thief with an incinerator and t3 cultural armor mix with cof, it will most likely be me. Love tapping those yaks too!!

Joshiasi.2840:

This is the most fun I have had in WvWvW. TC and BG have been one of the best servers we have come against and very nice to.

Hope to see more of you guys in TC BL. If you see a roaming thief with an incinerator and t3 cultural armor mix with cof, it will most likely be me. Love tapping those yaks too!!

lol I think you were the one who smooshed me this morning before I even had a chance to drink my first cup of coffee … my poor dolyak

Wish there could be more borderlines instead of 4. We could have open another eternal battleground when there are full que for all 3 servers in all borderlines.

Jayne.9251:

Joshiasi.2840:

This is the most fun I have had in WvWvW. TC and BG have been one of the best servers we have come against and very nice to.

Hope to see more of you guys in TC BL. If you see a roaming thief with an incinerator and t3 cultural armor mix with cof, it will most likely be me. Love tapping those yaks too!!

lol I think you were the one who smooshed me this morning before I even had a chance to drink my first cup of coffee … my poor dolyak

Have not been on for the last 11 hours though so maybe it was not me? :P

Joshiasi.2840:

Jayne.9251:

Joshiasi.2840:

This is the most fun I have had in WvWvW. TC and BG have been one of the best servers we have come against and very nice to.

Hope to see more of you guys in TC BL. If you see a roaming thief with an incinerator and t3 cultural armor mix with cof, it will most likely be me. Love tapping those yaks too!!

lol I think you were the one who smooshed me this morning before I even had a chance to drink my first cup of coffee … my poor dolyak

Have not been on for the last 11 hours though so maybe it was not me? :P

Ah ok … you’re off my “naughty list” then

Total Silencing.1597:

Wish there could be more borderlines instead of 4. We could have open another eternal battleground when there are full que for all 3 servers in all borderlines.

In BG I got right in on reset, and haven’t had a Q yet except for an occasional Q for EBG and then it’s 5 minutes. About 4 hours ago we had like 15 in EBG and some in Kains BL and that was about it on the entire map.

We’re really lucky Kain didn’t push us to spawn camped in EBG because they could have with ease

Sender.7958:

I’m glad not to be in tier 1 period. I mean have you even seen their matchup thread. I ask you. Mostly kitten and vinegar, while here we have cookies and yaks and the lohan.

I come here to get away from the T1 forum… TC’s attitude is always fantastic and I truly believe it has a calming effect on whoever happens to be in their tier.

Even more reason to transfer over …

… seriously we need more bodies .. and people to be silly with us.

Come get yo deep fried doylak errrr chicken peeps

Karg.2381:

Come get yo deep fried doylak errrr chicken peeps

Our commander’s reaction!

How many TC can fit in one garrison anyway? Every time I thought we were pushing you back there was more of you…many more. Okay, TC/BG kindly take a day/night off from KNBL. We have a lot of cleaning to do after your raucous Lohan inspired debauchery! We can’t bake cookies and fry up the yard bird with all of you hanging around here all night long drinking up all the good booze and eating everything in sight. Lindsay you are a very very very bad girl!

Oh, and I can’t get rid of these splinters

P.S. Lindsay that picture of you ^ is perfect> It waas snapped too soon though, you could have waited for Flav to render first

Death to the yaks >:D

The yaks… They got to be avenged.

Shrouded.6450:

The yaks… They got to be avenged.

No no. Looks like they are just sleeping

I heard yaks taste like chicken.

URGE heading to sleep nice fight against WM and MEOW we hold you twice our numbers.. I love your style of pawning one group and portal bombing the other.. But we were able to counter it and out maneuver your tactics..

Score update please.

General.7803:

Cheer Up Kaineng.

To each other, should “Potentiate”.
Although hard or defeat, Let’s try your best.

For Kaineng.

Yes, leader! For Kaineng!

Miata

score update:

Go Kain!

Get your bodies ready!

Esoteric.5490:

Great fights tonight. [KnT] got to spend some time on every single map. Shout out to the PiNK/KH group that took our Tier 3 hills in KN BL, we just couldn’t zone in enough people to fend you off. Basically we ran in there, said “we can wipe once and if we do, it’s back to BG BL to defend Bay”. You won that battle and a well deserved keep I must say

Heh i thought you guys gave up a little to quickly, after we ran in there only to find almost no one in the lords room.

Wow, go Kain. This makes me so happy we can compete with BG during EU prime time.
Can we all agree to help find TC one more EU guild? Then we can stay evenly matched in tier 2 forever and never have to play anyone else <3

(I may or may not have slaughtered 10 TC yaks in the early hours of this morning. All I can say is that it has ruined my day… I’m so sorry)

DivineBeing.2086:

Score update please.

Kain getting some points

Flava Flav is says he’d rather have Yak steaks tonight

I hope both BG and Kaineng some how some way end up in T1 next week. BG belongs in T1 and Kaining would most likely roflstomp both SoR and SoS.

It’s getting boring in T1, we/ JQ need some competition !

nekos.2584:

I hope both BG and Kaineng some how some way end up in T1 next week. BG belongs in T1 and Kaining would most likely roflstomp both SoR and SoS.

It’s getting boring in T1, we/ JQ need some competition !

I wanna stay here forever o;