Guild Wars 2

ok this is how i see it going down.
This patch scarlet attacks LA and pushes everyone out to the vigil fort. Then starts drilling in LA.
Next patch the hero’s unit and plan to attack scarlet head on, scarlet sends the twisted marionette and most of her minions to cornucopian fields and stop the hero’s in there tracks. The hero’s prepare for a fight the know so well and get in there lanes, but scarlet has moved the lanes around. As lane one get wiped out because they face lane 2 mechanics and don’t understand why even when they attack from behind the champion doesn’t take damage. Hope started to fail and trolling starts on map chat all is lost the marionette is about to unleash her killer attack then nothing.
Meanwhile in LA with the hero’s certain death in hand scarlet goes even more mad and laugh and throw bombs everywhere. The out of nowhere a loud voice booms though LA, “Will someone please shut that nutter up”. Then with a loud BOOM the door of the dominion of wind flies open and a massive tengu army is standing there lead by there emperor. He bellows “STOP KNOCKING ON OUR DOOR” and draws his mighty bow and with one shot hits scarlet and send her flying into the mystic forge. Zommoros lets out a mighty moan and after a few minutes throws out a leaf of kudzu which the emperor picks up then turns his army around then goes back home to build his legendary.

Flamey.1430:

Many thanks to the good sports from AG who joined in with our box of fun when we brought one to their spawn steps in GH Border. Bah Humbug to the couple who tried to kill us.
We just wanted to say Merry Christmas and Happy New year and thanks for the fights..

i just saw this, box of fun in enemy spawn and a few AG went there to get it. That has GuM written all over it. i think we have been slacking….. WAKE UP GUMMIES we missing the boxes of fun. Any i would like to thank SLAY for all the fun i have had in AG bay, nothing say i love you like having the whole blob chasing you down and kill you.

Jarni.7402:

Ahhh, dear Natsos.

Excuse me for taking time to study for the upcoming exams and to socialize with a few girls who want me – yes, my dear, there does exist something as “real life”, and at least I have one.
Also, my Guild only has a total of 5 Admin Team members now, including me. We’re struggling to find people who match my standards to get promoted to Officer.

Also, you sound like Underworld consists out of many WvW Guilds who are all alive and kicking. The only Guilds left on Underworld I have ever seen in organized WvW, with more than 5 men, were WAR, SPGR, Mayh, ET and Blöd. As far as I know, GuM left our server. So please, dear Natsos, tell me. Are you really stating Underworld is doing so well?

And I have no clue why you even insinuate a “throne”. Only thing I’m leading is my Guild. And others as well when I’m commanding, but that’s all. Please do explain what you meant there.

Lol this is the funnest post i have read in ages, i think i will have to bookmark this thread and show the rest of GuM. Also you forgot to put the " " around girls.
Arathor GuM moved to AG, we left UW as we got tired of being spawn camped and reading everyone else crying in /team chat.
Good to see [HT] on FoW i went there towards the end of season 1, got some really good guilds there and a great WvW community, maybe one day UW might had that aswell, just maybe.
Good luck with the matchup,
Peace out

Simonoly.4352:

NvN.4321:

I flipped entire UW border with 3 guys only this morning.
I’ll emphasize this to avoid further confusion – 3 GUYS ONLY.

Nope, he really is telling the truth. I was a part of the 4 man group that took the whole of UW BL yesterday morning (around 6-7am GMT I think)

First 3 and now 4 by the end of the second page we will find out it was a 70 man zerg.

Acotje.5689:

No trebs? :<
#Disappointed

there will be treb millions of trebs but i don’t want to give their position away just yet

Acotje.5689:

GuM, Defenders of the Forum.

ok i need 5 arrow carts and 2 supply removal traps for page 1
3 arrow carts and 1 cata for page 2
9 arrow carts and 4 defensive omega siege golems for the rest

Hurry hurry hurry guys

I think its time to get the popcorn ready. wait its to hot for popcorn i think i will get a tub of icecream ready.
Go get him guys, i heard that all of FURY wear princess wigs.

what the hell, why is everyone complaining, i would love to have 7 stacks of bloodstone dust but i only had 2 and half, with 7 stacks i would almost be lvl 500 in weaponsmithing. Get to lvl 450 in a crafting and then you can lower the amount of dust you have, its that simple.

yeah ok you can get perma regeneration with phantasms but that mean you have to stand near you phantasms, ok dualist and warlock are fine they stay are range but the others don’t, i am not a big fan of running into melee range in WvWvW to get some regenerations, plus that the boon. the boon can be removed or stolen or worse turned into poison. I’m talking about the regen at other profession have that isn’t a boon, like smoothing mists or signet of the wild(yes i did miss rangers on my main post, but they are dead to me. them and there stupid pets)
I use centaur runes on my mesmer for swiftness, you can stack it. i was bored in WvW and escorting dollies to upgrade hills and i stacked up to 3 mins. If you have a trumpet, unbreakable bell or flute equip that and use the number 6 note every 10 seconds it will trigger the rune and give you 12 seconds of swiftness and if you switch out of the bundle you still have your heal skill. just a handy little tip for everyone.

Ok i have to say it, I have been cheating on my mesmer with other professions. I feel kind of dirty and i had to get it off my chest. But playing other professions is a good way learning weakness of that profession, so i have been cheating for a good reason.
Ok when i was on my little affair i notice two thing that every profession has except mesmers, one being a passive speed buff either with traits or signets. i think just about every mesmer knows it by now but i am sure Anet are working on it like they said 6 months ago.
The other one is that every other profession seems to have access to a passive regen. Warriors have a signet and a trait, Ele’s have a minor trait and a heal on attack signet(im sure its a signet), Guardians have a virtue, Thief has a trait that heals while in stealth and a trait that heal on attack and a signet that heals on attack, Necro have a minon that life steals and a trait that steals health on crit and last but no least Engineers have a trait that gives regen while in a kit.
Ok yes mesmers have a 1 in 3 chance on getting regen when they stealth but thats a grandmaster trait while or the other profession traits are master or less.
Sorry if this sound like im moaning(well i am sort off), im just wondering why mesmer are missing out.

pejot.4806:

Point is, attacking fully upgraded, supplied and sieged up hills would not be just a shot. And I do not want to spend entire evening on siegewars. The idea of massive golem rush was also never appealing to me, I really rarely use them.

Wait a min why are you always complaining about our supplies and siege, are you calling hills FAT, you are arnt you, i knew it. dont think we havnt seen you eyeing up our bay and garrsion. phew, i will let you in a secret, bay is abit of a kitten and will let anyone in it’s doors, watch out if you go there you might catch something. Garrsion well is into some kinky stuff, mainly something to do with watersports. So if you want a classy keep on our border then it has to be Hill.
Thanks for not doing a FURY and golem rushing us, i like your style.

yeah yeah, go lay an egg
your spoiling our fun.

ok abit hursh but hey, anyway wvw tonight is going to be boring dam PVE content, you might have a shot at taking hills, just a shot.

Hule.8794:

We will build more siege in hills nextime. Too bad we left you over 1000 supplies there. Dunno how it happened. Maybe because there was nobody at our bl when Hills were first attacked, and then everybody starts porting in and just joining the fight. We hoped to save hills, and finally pushed first wave outside inner walls. But then second wave , I think it was Fury, came and took hills from us.
And no, this is not balanced fight, but is still fun.

Come to our hills, us GuMmies will show you how to siege up hills the right way. Ok we may have a few to many trebs but we get abit bored now that TaG is to scared to attack us and watching cows go flying all over the place is so much fun.

ljd.4658:

Hey there also greetings from above.

yh that was us before we moved from UW we had a huge laugh that day also brings so much joy to see a screenshot off this on here xD obviously apologies for killing you lol but i hoped u laughed about it as much as we did.

Cruzyo.7304:

nice shot there! was our fun thursday, we had a lot of idea for that evening but the necro zerg got the most votes… to bad it wasnt really effective, however, those minions stack better than pugs I swear!

What the hell, get off our matchup thread, dirty dirty SWD. you can post here when you decide that you made a big mistake by leaving us, no server is as fun as underworld, NO SERVER.

I really don’t see what all the whining is about tbh, ok yes GH has single handed brought the price of omega golems up on the trading post, but if they want to waste there money then let them.
All i have to say is that i have a lot of respect to GH warriors, i have not seen a single signet warrior all the time i have been fighting you, if only other servers could learn from your warrior then WvWvW would be free from the dirty scum that is signet warriors.
Anyway thanks for the fun fights and hope to see you guys again soon (not too soon maybe after omega’s cost 3g on the TP).
Dee

Well i used to be an WvWvW player but then i took an arrow from a overpowered arrow cart to the knee .
Sorry that had to be done.
Why is everyone complaining its easy to kill an arrow cart.

Knochenkult.6423:

Underworld.. prepare.. your Borders will tremble with fear

ok its been 2 days now i am getting bored of waiting to “tremble with fear”. can you just let us know when you are going to make your move please.
oh and if was meant to be last nights attack then i am sorry to inform you that i was ROFL not trembling with fear. Standing in a group of golems and hitting them with a hammer was so much fun, can you do it again. I only got 150 badges of honor from lastnight i need a few more please.

Sajuuk.6420:

More Serious play? You must have missed last nights SM Cap the tactics were over 9000 :P I got bored over caping UW Garrsion.. i tired Dzag Garrsion but it seems that Dzag is more prepered when it comes to Borderland defence.. they knew we were comming

Well its not hard to spot you, seeing as your head is so big you can see it a mile away, the only reason you keep take our garrison is because we are to busy laughing at it. But jokes aside i have to admit when it comes to borderland defences Dzag are on the ball, just a shame they aren’t to good at attacking.

Well apart from rerolling to a charr mesmer i would say you should drop the staff and go for sword/shield, seeing as Flashing Blade will work even when you are out of range. Plus with a shield you will have Shield of Absorption which means you can drop Sanctuary and take Judge’s Intervention instead. I know that Shield of Absorption is not as good as Sanctuary but it has a shorter cool down.

ummm yeah the reason this thread is so cheerful in it only far shiverpeaks using it, with the one (now two) UW player.

Dropper.9176:

Dzent.2750:

[…] just ashame that the real brains for you server (ECL guild) comes on late at night, i would of had fun crashing them for 5 hours aswell. But some of us have work in the mornings.[…].

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAND again, ECL is playing mainly from 19/20:00 – 22-23:00 , so why do you say you cant fight them because you have to work ??? They got only 25/30 WvW players for 2 Hours and mainly playing on BLs not Eternal.

Seriously Man, thats just wrong what you saying.

Ok then yes i understand ECL may have been in the BL doing evil stuff to FS, but they showed there ugly mugs at SM at around 2200 GMT that 2300CEST, and dont ask me how many. I was to busy killing them. There was about 20+ (one of which was a commander) of them around around SM walls when i left at 2330GMT thats 0030CEST. we could of held SM for about an hour after i left with ease. So that means there was still ECL at SM at around 0030 GMT (0130CEST)
i would back this up with screen shots but i am not a FS player and dont take screen shot of everything just incase they catch someone hacking.

Why is it everytime i read this post i get more and more angry. I am proud to be an UW player seeing as we are the only one that are not crying like little girls on here. Please stop this rubbish and try and enjoy this match up.
Like lastnight was the most fun i have had all week, the epic battle of stone mist. Even with both FS and Dz trying there hardest to cap it. It kind of funny how a few weeks ago FS were crying about us using trebs in the lord room in quentins saying that it was using an glitch, yet it seem that last night you had no problem copying us, just ashame your zerg was weak and easy to break. Then there was Dz you guys put up a good fight, just ashame that the real brains for you server (ECL guild) comes on late at night, i would of had fun crashing them for 5 hours aswell. But some of us have work in the mornings. Anyway when i left at 2330gmt FS had got bored and were trying to take orgers watch and Dz where trying for the 5 time to clear all the seige of SM walls. Good to see that when i logged in this morning that we had lost SM but where still in the lead for protential points.
So Dz remember you havn’t won this yet.

i tried doing that but having 10 defenders on you makes it very hard.

i guessing you never played a mesmer. blinking is very hit or miss. normal it works ok, but every now and then you end up either out of the map or in objects.

jlaaja.8761:

Today, approx 20 gmt, several members of YOGS guild of the underworld server used cheats/glitches to attack practically every keep/tower etc from Far shiverpeaks. Yogs members were always inside walls way before walls or gates were down, followed by per se righful zerg. Our score went from +350 to around +200 in a matter of tens of minutes.

Could administration look into this issue and act in a manner that sends a clear message about cheating. I bet you got logs to backtrace these “anomalities”.

Yogs, you didn’t got skills to win fair?

As a member of YOGS and the one that blink through the door of Woodhaven it was a mistake i was blinking to get to the door so i could attack it. when i ended up on the other side and laughed about it to my guild a thief tried it to see if it was true. This only happen at one tower. The reason you lost everything is because FoG alliance was there and you are rubbish at defending. Yes Woodhaven was a mistake but we did not “cheat” seeing as the door was down 5 sec’s after we glitched through.
Maybe you should be looking at your own server seeing as we have photo proof you cheating to get our Hills this forum.

i would like to say thank you to Anet for the halloween event so far, ok act 1 wasnt the best but still good work. what i am upset to see is the forum. I am pretty sure that is game is age rated 12+. so why the hell is everyone acting like 3 year olds.
Anet added the mad king chest to give people a second chance to get goodies, they didnt have to but they are abit soft. If you are like me and didnt get anything then guess what, tough luck.
For all those people crying saying they payed £100 and got nothing, well you just lucky. I spend £4 a week on the euromillions and i dont go complaining to the lottery every week saying i didnt win. Anet said from the start that the drops are rare. i think everyone needs to learn what rare means.
Anyway, sorry about that outburst, i am enjoying halloween so far, cant wait till act 2 comes out.