Guild Wars 2

Tukmolytes.3467:

kitten it guys let’s make NSP BL green later. I’m done on the “don’t touch” NSP thingy. They don’t appreciate it anyway.

Well atleast you tried.
Ain’t even mad.
But atleast reply to my smiley face after you nerd rage.

Guys, please keep this board clean and stop the bickering over nothing.
Or 1) a mod will lock it.

or 2) I’ll delete it and you can start again.

Kaineng has more than us, Warmachine are also hardcore. End of story.
Now lets post some pics of us being annoying

styx.7294:

The day after…

Commando: “Retaliation and reflect projectiles is OP!”

Also it is safe to assume I and you have not been sprayed by a machine gun as we are able to post here.

No we just know how to no-scope jumping crouch swizzle headshot those guys from 200 metres away on a car bonnet with night vision on and with extreme sensitivity.

Did I mention the montage with some drowning pool/linkin park music?

dabomb.4056:

osif.8673:

Scootabuser.4915:

PAXA are the ones that all dye their armor that god awful yellow color aren’t they.

They spent 2 hours the other night camping my friends corps (he was afk) while I ran in circles around them. They have dedication, I’ll give them that. It was really fun though, they almost got me a few times.

TBH all this talk of fair fights and kittening. Why not just get into tpvp?

Lol. Sure.

Lol, AR tpvp would smash paxa since our server is known to be more focused on pvp.
But hey, that means paxa couldn’t pack their tails and run anymore

Hmm.
That really doesn’t make very much sense.

Although odds are yes. sPvP is not about odds.
PAXA could indeed be the best sPvP in the game.
Meaning any server could lose never mind their overall background.

Taking a long break from the game guys.
I’ll still be on the forums probably.
Although I’d like not to be

See you on the other side.

Go Peaks go.

[OBEY] “Democracy”

Morningstar.6208:

I think we are moving up a tier next week again but I honestly don’t see we are ready yet.

You’ll be fighting us for the next three weeks.
Thats not an I think, unless you manage to beat us by 500k.

We’ll see when the holidays are over and you lose the Red Keep what we make of DR.
Do not underestimate the power of Northern Shiverpeaks unemployed crew.

Anyone else going to acknowledge that that moderator clearly reads this forum and just wanted to say hello because we are all so awesome.
We see your plan Eva.

Hello!

Sheadong.8217:

Holy kitten NSP where were those numbers last week?!

One of our guilds woke up.

SURPRISE!

DevonCarver.5370:

Remember that this is merely a band-aid solution for now. One that will hopefully return some movement between T7 and T8. For it to be permanently solved will require more work and time. But, this should make things better for now.

Just add new siege golems that once built can break down the walls between a neighbor tier.

These golems should be like a server monument. Containing 500 Omega golems, 50 Superior ballistas and like 10,000 extra supply ontop and built/upgraded like a big mobile keep.

Oh course you played Supreme Commander and have watched Tron! Pic attached.

Or its smaller alternative.
5 Omega golems stack, new 6th skill appears and they morph into a.. transformer, basically.
How to get around copyright? Just stick an Anet symbol on it.

Problem solved, just need bigger gunz.
Bird for Dev.

EDIT:
Need details on its mechanic?
Just pm me.

Those treb placings.
Urgh
Beautiful.

THE Dentist.5960:

Yep I definitely think we hit a nerve with IoJ! Luvin it!

I think we uncovered some of IoJ’s best commanders and some of their super LOLDERP ones.

TeamBattleAxe.3901:

@NSP: Ronny and TCMM have been working their kittens off for us. We’re glad to have them back.

So yeh.
No hard feelings.
Just try not to mass use a server exploit.

Everything will be amended tomorrow <3

But yeh, we spawn camp the way its meant to be done.
^__^ Why you don’t do it to us. <3

And also please note.
I did not complain about spawn camping.

Because I intended to return the favor

Noodica.5428:

NSP! I want to see you guys in silver tier
Fight hard and get that 15th spot!

No >:(

CHIPS.6018:

No offense, but shouldn’t this be in the World Recruitment forum?

Erm. No.
This is a discussion about how awesome we are and that people probably should join us.

We are discussing this.

Your post is offtopic as it contains no keywords such as “NSP, Awesome, Beer, Gif, Rob, Eastern Europe and/or potato”.
Please self delete.

Nuzt.7894:

yanoch.7051:

Nuzt.7894:

It been a great matchup, I’m very impressed with NSP. On reset many figured it would be AR vs. BP with NSP picking up the scraps due to losing guilds. Its quite clear this is not the case, if anything meow leaving lit a fire and your better off without them.

Come join us on NSP then there is a big chance ours 3 servers are locked together for the next few weeks. ;P

Quite frankly I’m super impressed by how NSP reacted after last week.

I’m sure it has changed, all I’m saying is despite the change you guys are holding your own.

Some really great fighting I agree.
But during the week will be the real test of strength.
NSP unemployed crew ftw.

Sororita.3465:

I made these for you Rob

-GoM

Mortalitas.9710:

I would just like to say good luck to DH they are a good server.You may have less people but when you get going you are tough as nails.I fought one of your thieves outside Stargrove supply camps for at least 5 minutes till he finally got the upper hand and killed me. If it wasnt for the fact that your pve maps would be deserted I would consider a transfer based on your WvW tactics and style.Good luck hope to see you again soon.

If you want full PvE maps dude. You should move to NSP.
Theres a guild someone was telling me about here that is dedicated to just farming the grub.

They lead zergs.
To the grub.
That is the song of their people.

silkysoft.6749:

I wish they would nerf monks

Assassin X.8573:

you do know that ANet is pretty great at april fools jokes right?

You do know that I demand what was clearly advertised.

Nuzt.7894:

Well anyone can make it to T1 with transfer, it takes special dedication to make it to T1 forum battles.

I love tier 1 – 3 forum threads.
I feel like I am among my people when I am up there.

So many memes, so much colour.
Nearly every post I am like -attached.

Toble.2968:

Every time we are about to take SM the server goes down..

This is like the third time.

That keeps happening to me everytime I get close to world domination,

I raise demon horde,
I take Central Europe,
I take western Russia
Scatter some undead through the middle east and Asia,

But when I get the boats ready to go and take ’Merica?

I get the cold and have to go home.

Everytime.

dank.3680:

Looking forward to some fresh blood.. Hopefully the matches stay as close and good as they sound, tier 8 has gotten pretty skewed lately balance wise.

Welcome to NSP
I hope you enjoy our fine ale and hearty community!

Jscull.2514:

Kalkz.5297:

dank.3680:

Evilzara.6378:

Toble.2968:

Every time we are about to take SM the server goes down..

This is like the third time.

The only reason you guys got close to getting SM is because we had a troll build 10+ trebs and golems inside to waste our supply. Here’s a picture for proof.

I guess that’s why this happened lol:

Was wondering what this guy was so mad about…

Dear NSP. Dear AR (I know AR have nothing to do with this but anyway)
first i apologize for saying that, i was clearly kitten but even tho
Yes im mad.
im about to explode.
Because of this : http://gyazo.com/4349bafed95c9cc80128a7656fa83fea
I dont know if you guys “NSP” got anything to do with this. because this might take us far from enjoying the game

This is what you commanders lose sleep over? / popcorn

Happens to every server, we have a dude in the night crew (still haven’t figured out who) who drops trebs down infront of every single gate we attack.

Triad isn’t a guild on NSP.
Nor is that one of our Commanders/ever been one, and I know them all.
But if we see you guys backing off of SM/ having trouble with it. Ofc we are going to try and take it, thats the purpose of every single person in WvW.

I doubt anyone would spent 100G on an alt account, and we don’t have enough Coms on NSP as it is.

Tradewind.6913:

Bring back the Dhuum ban.

Bring back the Dhuum ban, like a sir.

Cymric.7368:

Good job cheating nsp, killing treb using hacks. See the combat log.

Join NSP

• Its free to transfer to for you.
• I will message you everyday with a new song
• You know what NSP stands for, why learn a new abbreviation
• Too hard to transfer, too much clicking, URGH, might as well stay.

alcopaul.2156:

if GvGers are violating their game mode, Role players violate my game mode.

Baby everyone here knows you want them to violate your game mode

Mr Devon,

As a long time Guildwars player and WvW fanatic I have found the solution to all your problems.

Replace everything in WvW with the Super Adventure Box.

Complex skill calculations meaning AoE cap? Stick jab is all you need!
Graphical lag? How about Pixelate all the things!
Massive zergs ruining your day? Spawn da face laser!
“Uh no WvW is suh boringz lel”? Rainbows Rainbows Rainbows Monkeys flinging Poop!!

One massive team. SAB team. Super Arena Box. World vs Frog. PvAwesome.
Another solution masterpiece brought to you by Rob

#MootForCaptainsCouncil

PS. Still waiting for the Transformers, Sandwhichmancer, Commandos and Noob-Mounts (uplvls in WvW can be used as mounts for the PR0-S4UC3 players). Next patch? Yeh, Next patch knew it.

-Flies away-

Fenikkusu.1569:

Rob.7624:

Fenikkusu.1569:

What happened? ;oooo

Come into nsc vent

I was banned from all of them. XD I have my own ts if you want to talk there but I only have about 20 minutes.

unbanned

EDIT:

Rebanned

Aline.7365:

I just want to give props to the OS thieves that I met in EB ealier, to the one with the leg., nice duel till 2 other anvil guys came up , and to the other thief that hunted me like half the map, I could only avoid and kite when I figured you were dealing a lot of damage, some ogres were quite helpful lol, anyway nice fights !

I was the big pink norn mesmer who likes to wave
Was my alt

DtC.4806:

lol rob, that was nothing to do with more night crew, that was us staying up all night with a coordinated attack, sorry to pull ahead and make it 3.5k behind AR at this current time, we did everything in AR and NSP with a total of 50 ppl between the 2 maps, then when it was all green it was about 8-10 per map. so please, stop making excuses about new transfers every time BP does a push.

I was asking a question
gtfo and stop being so defensive.

Seems like NSP and AR both had an early night at the same time if you took everything with only 50 people.

Yam.2891:

does anyone else enjoy pinching Space Yam’s cheeks as much as WZ does?

Watch out.
We got a bad kitten over here.

(I had to do this)

Well whatever their outcome will be.
If this does happen I promise you I will be the first in the queue to the gemstore to buy 10 stacks of whatever OP buff I can get or magic killing deathray gun.

You all know you’ll do it too.

Anet I see some money to be made here.
Pay 2 Win all the way.

If the time actually doesn’t change to people and their QQ posts I may actually just quit this game.
Euro players have been waiting for this day and literally thousands of them are celebrating for it.
Go read the German and French forums if you don’t believe me :/

Jayne.9251:

Rob.7624:

; You want me to go lift something because its heavy? How do you think that makes me feel??

No, but I’d like you to kill that big spider in the kitchen.

Over the years and this long harsh winter I have grown an attachment to that spider.
It was a breezy summers eve when I first met Frank (I named the spider Frank).
He had crawled up my arm while I was sitting in my deckchair watching the sun set with an ice cold beer in one hand and totally owning some noobs on my laptop on the other. Cause I can do that.

Me and Frank had a chat, shared a couple of beers, did some scuba-diving together. We essentially become bro’s that summer.
But then his wife tried to digest him, and he had to flee his home in terror. So when he came to me and told me he was living in some back alley web above a dumpster, I naturally said he could stay at my place. He used to give me lifts to work and BBQ the steaks on the weekend, now thats what I call some brotherly love.

Which brings me to what you just asked me to do.
What kind of monster asks a guy to kill his best friend Q_Q
Murderer.

I suppose you killed the bacteria in the toilet too?!
And that old smelly sock that I sometimes see moving across the floor?!
You call it ‘cleaning’ and ‘tiding up’, but I see what you’re doing. You’re isolating me from my bro’s before you try and whack me too!

Yes my pretties.
Fight amongst yourselves.

Manimarco Devil.1790:

Although Im not advocating either side, I think OP does have a decent point about how it can give larger numbers an advantage as they will just keep rezzing the fallen. The downed state in wvw should either give you lower health or be removed. As it is now, it just reinforces zerg behavior and doesn’t allow for small organized defense because eventually you will be overrun by numbers.

I’m sorry, but how exactly does it reinforce zerg behaviour?

I think you forget a certain recent addition to the game called a “breakout event” which literally makes players ball up and zerg to initiate it. Snow ball effect.
Once balled it will grow into full zerg no matter what.

directed at OP
Downed is in the game, so get over it or leave. I’m fed up with kids destroying things because they QQ so much on these forums.

You guys may dislike me greatly for this, since you obviously enjoy a story.
But I’ve played on mute and skipping all the cutscenes.
The games been completed for a while now and honestly only found out that Trahearne is a self-righteous kitten from your post.

But the reason for my skipping and muting is because that storyline in new MMO’s tend to suck.
I’m waiting until they have everything just perfect before I put my surround sound speakers on, pull up the 3 screen HD displays and fall into the world of GW2.

Oh and I might also point out I’m gaming on performance atm. So everything is just several blurry shades of poop.

:D

Kodiack.2783:

We beat him so bad 12 weeks ago, he quit.

-K

You mean we as in.
Two servers vs 1.

Yeh we lost against that and I took a game break.
But aren’t you trying to 2vs1 again against Ehmry with the same server that you did against us?
But now you’re losing?
Troll’d

titanlectro.5029:

Os, you are SUPER annoying.

/respect

Mezri.5890:

It’s pretty disappointing to see that most of the arguing on this page is between two guilds on my world. Good or bad, we’re fighting together.

Exactly.
Same colour, same team.
I recognise the use of small gank squads and flip team as well as a main zerg. Combining them together and Commanding them to work in sync is what gets the best results.
But those results are server points.
Everyone should be aiming to get the points. As opposed to badges.

Evilzara.6378:

Rob.7624:

Evilzara.6378:

Nyx Xox.3540:

NSP you guys lack numbers but seem to be better organized then BP (: Keep up the good work, don’t let being outnumbered ruin your fun just farm the squishy’s!

Aww, one bad server complimenting another bad server. So cute.

Did you just call my server bad?

Just finished the Bifrost.
I’ll be back into WvW tomorrow. And I was also in Greece last time our servers fought.

Maybe you have forgotten what actually occurs with the morning force on NSP. I’ll be interested to see the outcome. We’re used to playing against larger crews.

Yeah you’re bad.

Nuzt.7894:

I doubt it would be back to AR, I personally don’t have anything against Ronny or TCMM, but coming back to AR would not be a wise choice in terms of enjoyment. I think there would be a lot of animosity towards TCMM, and I’m sure they would have animosity towards some other AR guilds.

Then again I could be completely wrong as I’m still unsure of what provoked the transfer to begin with.

AR were the worst server ever apparently? They seem to be doing pretty well now don’t you think.

I wonder what changed? Who left it maybe?
And to where? Whats that!? Whos now losing?!

I see a pattern emerging.

How to kill a cata.
Its called an AC and Ballista.

How to kill a treb.
Its called walk over to treb and punch it.

Treb inside a tower/keep?

Walk over to treb/keep.
Build an AC.

Rinse repeat.

You can hate on the guy all you want, but hes just trying to emphasise a point that does need fixing.
And hey, so what if he flails about in WvW.
More kills for us.

I like the coloured chat idea, and while they are on the topic of chat. Please get our excessive message limiter extended. We shout our Commands as they happen and its v.dangerous if we are silenced.

Commanders need more stuff. 100G for a blue dot without any useful Commanding emotes sucks.

I approve of this guild.

Hey guys, I just wanted to put this into perspective for you all.

I’m from the Northern Shiverpeaks a Tier6 server who’ve done time in Tier5.

The first attached is our score (we’re red) at this reset.

The second attached is the score when we last played Sorrows Furnace and Eredons Terrace (we’re green).

Right now we are set up to move down into tier7.
Sorrows furnace may move up into tier 7 in a few weeks.

Do you really think we’re an even match? and we will be only a tier above you.

(Yes both servers may have changed, but I’m just offering scores from previous not change in server pop, and from what I can see. SF and ET’s scores are still similar.)

pixieish.9627:

The commando class is rumoured to be released after the sandwichmancer.

OMG yeh I heard about that!
I cannot wait for that either, but the problem is what trait line to go into!

Should it be Pork products like ham and bacon.
What about Chicken burgers?
Or MAYBE BEEF.

So much choice.
Never mind the sauces.