Guild Wars 2

I think that they should just add in Gigantor Golems.

Where you build 5 Omega golems.

Get them to stack ontop of each other, and then hit like the 6 number.

And they morph into this huge kitten golem capable of being anti-personnel, with Omega golems as legs and arms. Which will just rip open walls and eat them etc etc. Has to have fire and hello kitties on the side too.
You can only build one when outmanned with buff.

I’ve attached a schematic for Anet.

DevonCarver.5370:

As with everything, I’d love to give dates, but until everything is 100% ready to go, I can’t. Suffice to say they will be in as soon as humanly possible.

Did someone say Dates?

No no no. Don’t thank me.
I just sleep easier at night knowing that the worlds safe again.
And thats all the reward I need.
-Cue swooning women-

Ray of Judgement returned to its correct awesomeness.
If no one has noticed. Its currently in the “tome of courage” for a guardian and is like a tiny baby little squirt of light that bounces around.

I mean.
I wanna be fir’in mah laser.

Evilzara.6378:

Rob.7624:

Evilzara.6378:

Rob.7624:

Evilzara.6378:

Nyx Xox.3540:

NSP you guys lack numbers but seem to be better organized then BP (: Keep up the good work, don’t let being outnumbered ruin your fun just farm the squishy’s!

Aww, one bad server complimenting another bad server. So cute.

Did you just call my server bad?

Just finished the Bifrost.
I’ll be back into WvW tomorrow. And I was also in Greece last time our servers fought.

Maybe you have forgotten what actually occurs with the morning force on NSP. I’ll be interested to see the outcome. We’re used to playing against larger crews.

Yeah you’re bad.

LOL. You have me beat. I don’t know how to respond.

Thats what will happen in WvW , when 30 Mooses flying kites trot past you.

On the matter of “double teaming” against DragonBrand.

I have to say the fabled words,
Are you serious bro,
Do you even lift?

I mean, you are the leading server in points. And you are surprised that DarkHaven want to attack you?

And secondly.
As a noob Comamnder, you might see DarkHaven and DragonBrand tied up in a fire fight and think, “hmm, maybe I should attack the undefended Darkhaven rear”.
But that is where you earn your noob rank. If Darkhaven attack up the left side OFC we are going up your right LOL’ing all the way.
As you try and push DH out we are wiping your towers. And when DH are dead you come at us and we pull you out of your lands.
DH respawns and start to reclaim all the land that they already wiped that is all wood. And we do the same.

Why you cry? Why us?

Its because as a little boy growing up on a farm in the cold, dark mountains of the Northern Shiverpeaks. My mother used to tell me tales of other lands and how they were locked in endless battle with one another. How the blood and sweat of my forefathers had fought to keep the Shiverpeaks Great.
I grew up on these stories and the dreams of one day rising from the low peasant ranks to the Glorious title of Commander. To abide by the High King Ocularis’s law and violently remove his enemies from this world.

And I did, through many hard long years of the Royal Guard, whacking in zombies heads and stealing their shoes. I could finally afford an appeal to my Great King for the right to Command.

But alas, after many wars and swift victories wrought from our hands, allies leaving us for the favour of our enemies, we stumbled upon the vile stench that was DragonBrand.

They were followers of the Dark One the people said as we watched their hordes come over the lush green hills of the Eternal Battleground, each one bearing the brand of the Dragon, the Dragon that has broken the world and burnt all happiness out of a hundred generations in the stories of old.
And the hills, ERMAHGERD, seriously dudes we had spent some time gardening that and you went a made it all muddy, bloody and creator riddled..

But when we gathered our forces to lead the counter strike on our lands they were nowhere to be seen!
We laugh and rejoiced in celebration of our enemies retreat, our gleaming Sapphire armour would not have to be repaired on this day we thought. On this day we will return to our farms and our families. Play with our children and warm our feet by the fire.
But how we were wrong..
They came when we were sleeping. The hordes of blood red. Dashed our defences and murdered our Lords in their own homes. While we slept they built monsters of war, and tore at our Garrisons. Little was left when we left our families to return to the fight. Little hope remained in the land.
But we swore. Every single one of us swore. That the days of the Blood red horde were numbered. Because we knew of others who had faced equal destruction in their lands. Lands that they had thought were a Haven. Lands that now sought revenge as we did.

So you ask me why foul pleb? You ask me why we choose to raise the sword to your kind….

…Because LOL like I said you don’t even lift brah.
c: Hope you enjoyed.

GrandmaFunk.3052:

There’s still about 15 HH member from GoM camping our spawn in EB.

poor form.

What can I say?
I actually feel bad for them XD

If a server can’t take a tower by themselves, then they don’t deserve the tower.

I agree if you man,
WvW is a war simulation, you don’t get magical invincible allies when you start losing. Its starting to cause grinding of a single tower where a few people are forced to stay continuously reclaim the same tower over and over again.

Anet need to get a grip on their content additions and stop listening to all the idiots complaining on the forums. Hardcore players are the games core, and we don’t complain about it being too difficult. This isn’t Minecraft.

RiverRat.1045:

Averaelas.1876 you still mad Zombieland left? Seems you are since its been 2 resets and you still are talking about [WvW]

Just sticking my head into this thread.
Seems I missed something.
That guild left your server? You should be happy, they were awful.

I just hope they don’t come to mine.

DevonCarver.5370:

Everyone knows that the true key to the sandwichmancer class is the bread. New weapon confirmed! Ciabatta!

This is nearly exactly what I wanted to be announced.
We could change the name of the game to “Subwars 2”.

Moderator.9532:

As a reminder to everyone, please remain civil and contribute to a constructive discussion of the topic.

New week, same deal.

Keep it clean and goodluck!

Attached is what we should do this week.

The sheer amount of crying in this thread is too high.

• I troll better than him while dressed up as a Yak flying a kite. I was in this matchup and you all know it.
• Evan is still hilarious
• He doesnt violate simple WvW law. If its Red its Dead.
• He was probably seeing if GvG’ers were worth the effort to make a gametype
• Your response to him probably told him no
• Your roleplay means nothing to him
• Youre bad
• Please L2P

Thanks for showing the worst side of the GvG community.
I hope you all get suspensions.
(Except for Docta Vis, everyone loves Docta Vis)

If you deleted all of Nasils posts from this thread. It’d only be 2pages long.

Image attached,

Remember meeeeeeeee….

(The dude who tried to solo your zerg)

Catisa.6507:

So NSP finally got your fair weather players to get off their backsides I see.

We told them grub drops precursors.

Yeh the title was really my bit for recruiting.

Other than:

No Queues.
No Skill lag.
No Drama.

Lots of Bacon and Beer.

doublebb.6574:

Oh NSP, how we love you. In fact, we love you THIS MUCH.

So I went onto google and typed in massive golem rush gw2, looking for a picture to go along with the single phrase, “so I hurd u lyk golems” in response to this.

First page, found one of my own actual pictures.
GG

How to get PvE’ers into WvW: By Commander Bird Song.

1) Acquire a large stick (staff may be used)

2) Find a large sack

3) Fill sack with rocks

4) Write the words FREE LOOT on bag

5) Place bag on stick

6) Run around Lions Arch and then through a WvW Asuran Portal.

7) Repeat until you have a queue.

This is the reason why I love the WvW community and my guild.

Also. This thread sucks.
Like the OP is so bad, I cringed and then cried a little because I have to share the same room as him for a week.

Wash dude.
Serious.

Cough cough.
Ok here comes the return fire volley. Prepare yourself.

Arenanet is no longer sitting on the WvW topic.
As shown by the recent updates WvW has received much more attention than it did in the beginning.

I am one of those people you speak of. With no map complete and 2k hours clocked in WvW, my every bit of gw2 gametime.

This I believe has much to do with Mr Devons appearance on the scenes. Boy hes slick.
With the new “Mastery” trait lines, Dailys being made possible to complete in WvW and even our own vendors, so we never have to leave. I think they’re making good steps towards an overall “win” environment.
And of course numbers beat all. If you want to compare the game to reality only the kungkittenkid wins in a fight 1vs3. If they brought out some advantage to small man teams that made them OP I’d just split my pug zerg up and organise them across the map (easily done with party targets and cross party leaders) and all 10 small man teams swarm your handful with the same advantage which was suppose to save you.

So they were a bit slow off the mark, so what we lost the casuals who didn’t have any real heart in wvw (your gf will tell you all is good as long and she eventually gets there, cough wink) The players that survive today since headstart are the true titans among men. Who will be here till the end of time.

Hold onto your hats, because in a few years I expect WvW to be insanity incarnate. And you’ll see myself at the front of the queue.

Fix typos
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Repost here
https://forum-en.gw2archive.eu/forum/game/suggestions

Ninya.3942:

Sigh, oh well. More fight club with nsp then.

Lol.
I have my build this time.

RonnyRaygun.5692:

Good Commanders make other good commanders and not followers. Also good Leaders know how to bring servers together and not tear them apart. My opinion. military folks usally make good leaders since they unerstand command and working with all different types of personalities

Good thing Os has a high working military staff population.
Probably the most concentrated pool of armed forces gamers I’ve been a part of. But I’m sure you could tell.

Reido Kyuuten.4709:

Hay gaiz, we just beat DB out of our bl and then went to DH bl and took the sw camp and bay from DB before DH attacked and easily took on our barely functioning 10man squad. Why are DB and DH clearly double teaming us?

Please don’t post rubbish.
Thats what this quite simply is.
We’ve covered the matter of double teams over these past few weeks and found it to be a legitimate strategy that Anet intended.
Please stay informed.

With love,
Your fellow NSP players.

Long range siege is pretty strong right?
So imagine it point blank?! Clearly going to be OP.

The perfect way to defend an SM.

Toble.2968:

Scary. my phone has been blowing up all day over this.

You got loads of bandwagoners.

Bandwagoners didn’t win by enough.
So the Bandied of the wagoned away.

Met Filaen from GoM on their bl today c:

I love the smell of dead Borlis pass in my SM in the evening.

Woot.

And thanks to Commander Judas for those trebs and Commander Carry for helping in the rally of the troops

Everyone else? You were beautiful.

It was delicious.

Opc.4718:

Lol I retract my statement about bandwagonning. They have a god complex thing going on for them. What they will do is transfer to a rival server in your matchup (possibly the one coming last), establish an alliance which they will naturally lead, take all the credit for any advancements the server makes, then abruptly leave the moment something doesn’t go their way.

If AR wants to win every week. You could always pay for their xfer to BP.

They wont be pvdooring for long.
Another half week and the crusades begin.

PREPARE. YOUR. ANGUS
We gunna have a BBQ

pengfx.8376:

Syeria.4812:

pengfx.8376:

Nice glitching NSP, way to kill everyone and everything inside Sunny before the gate was even down lol.. nice “tactics” from RUDE/TFG/EL in there.

Only an SF player would think that was a “tactic.” That would explain so much of SF’s behavior if they actually think that having someone glitch through a gate with 20% hp and 2 two rams on it, into an almost undefended tower was a deliberate strategy.

I said “tactic” and not tactic for a reason, guess you forgot what sarcasm was. Too bad everything was dead inside way before the 20%, so yes, they were great tactics, not counting that it’s illegal lol. Good job. Nice garrison zergrush btw.

How about no
We wont pass to 15th because Kaineng wont move down.
The only reason we’ve passed DH into 16th place is because they suck so bad.

Sororita.3465:

I finally found you in game RoB >.>

Hah that was you!
(I hope you enjoyed my line of warding)

Nice T3 SM you have there.
Shame if something were to..

..happen to it

Just got unbanned on the forums.

Wooh.

Mezri.5890:

It’s not even on topic to fight each other. Perhaps we should all jump in a voice chat program and all have a nice yell at each other and then start working together against the two other servers we should have been focusing all along?

Idk, the argument wouldn’t last long.
Tele is pretty adorable.

But a public vent would be nice, I heard someone had a 500slot mumble on the go.
I can imagine some racist jokes coming in though>_>

Top er da mornin to yer

We at NSP would like to see DH second place instead of last.
Make this dream a reality. We will do our best on our side.

Am I the only one looking at tier 8 right now and thinking lol?

CC Meinke.2749:

Hello, please keep in mind that this is a WvWvW thread. If you want to discuss music and movies, please create seperate threads for that instead. It’s off-topic and disrespectful to the forum members who want to discuss the battles.
Off-topic private talk between few players disrupts the overall flow of the discussion, please resort to private messages for that. Thank you.

Edit: Also, please refrain from posting screenshots to accuse other players of misbehaviour, which is considered character assassination!

Meinke,
I am highly disappointed at your infraction of one of my posts.
I have submitted an appeal via email.

I hope it is enlightening.

Karg.2381:

Great battles against NSP in EB

This is a great matchup and finally a tier we are not just the Zerg server. Hopefully we are showing we have some tactics and not the one trick ponies were labelled.

Props to all

I would say you’re welcome.
But so far I’ve only seen one trick pony tactics.

You attack Northern SM with trebs.
We lose outer wall.
We beat you.
You run back to your keep and hide.
Your keep is stacked with siege.
We have to fall back.
And repeat cycle.

We’ve attacked it from every angle. Not enough people to cover it all.
Commanding in EB all day though.
Sorry if I’m slightly grumpy.

Attached image is me though.
If you see me, give me a wave.
(Spikey Guardian Commander with Vision of the Mists (pink glowing sword) who will rush head first into the enemy zerg)

Can we even mention Arah story mode?
I’m sorry but the almighty Zhaitan, a being that (forgive me if I’m wrong) is responsible for throwing the GODS out of Tyria. Can be defeated by spamming the number 2 on your keyboard.
You don’t even have to aim. Just sit and mash your fist on 2.

And secondly. GW1 Factions ending was fricking amazing. It was jaw droppingly epic as you strolled through the cheering streets of an ENTIRE CITY.
All you get in Arah is like a dozen people that you don’t really know clapping and firing like some little sparkly fireworks. Which I might point out probably should have been used against Zhaitan.

I believe in a cutscene it says, “Tyria is in your debt” before you receive a lousy 20s and a crappy bit of ugly generic armour.
As for the exp. Everyone was lvl80 anyway. Oh Gee-Wiz 4 bars of a single lvl really satisfies the need.

If Tyria is in my bloody debt I expect a pot of gold and a fecking Tardis + Time Lord butler.

Anyway thats my view on it if anyone cares.

Spets the MilkBandit.9031:

Join NSP, Story of our life.
http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/6618143_700b.jpg

Lolololol

Hey guys,
Just really wanted to put down a few of my thoughts that should ultimately lead to suggestions.

I’m pretty sure we can all agree that GW2 isn’t perfect.
I personally think that its as if Anet has just gotten this fantastic engine and amazing graphics, and sort of wasted it.
The games pretty shallow, I honestly have no caring for the storyline whatsoever (especially the final boss). Its just like they slapped some story over the top of everything else.
I like this Dynamic event idea, but seriously most of them aren’t really dynamic. So undynamical in fact that there are plenty of bot farms and that speaks for itself.

I mean, today we (my guild) were being boring and running dungeon routes (to get the 5 only sets of actually decent armour in the game) when we came across a sub-boss in Arah. Yes thats right, not even a real boss. That specialised in and I quote “Extreme damage at long range”.
I mean seriously Anet what were you smoking when you thought of that one. This sub-boss can hit you with a spam skill at over 1200, (your max range) with 50k damage. Instantly killing anyone.
But moving past all that and back to the main point. Why isn’t there more content in the game? You’ve had years to do it. I’m an old GW1 player and I heard about GW2 a long long time ago. So you’d think once the player hit lvl80 it wouldn’t be a complete snorefest. Seriously a locked skills bar with only a handful of optional skills to choose from? I think you must be having a laugh. What on earth made you think anyone would be happy with that. Nearly all Melee players use exactly the same skills in combat. Theres only a few good sets of armour and weapons. Most people use magic find (which I honestly think doesn’t work yet) and most people are in a big alliance associated guild. You’ve essentially made all GW2 players clones of each other.
I’ve even gone and decided to build a large communal guild to keep me occupied. But because of that GENIUS idea in which you can join 5 guilds very few players have even the slightest emotional attachment to their guild. And even more just make their own 3 person guilds and never join another.
Its really uncool and brings nothing like the joy of GW1. Sometimes less is more guys.

So I suggest that you hire more staff to feed the game some lovely new code that’ll make it nice and fat. Because its like a malnourished skeleton at the moment.
Oh and please give us the option to kill Trahearn (or whatever his pompous face is called) at the end. Seriously no one knows who that guy even is.

nikeshadowz.8964:

new content is out, HOD is taking a break on wvw for the time being

Keys?
KEYS?!

……no keys..

-wanders off-

Keys?

StormWolf.7645:

Rob…hope you’re ready with that 20g bet on Friday. :p You’re gonna owe someone.

Pfft.

If I have to move to tier 4 just to run the night shift for whatever server I will.
20G is nothing.

But you guys gotta lose sometime

Cantur Soulfyre.5409:

LOL, now you all have that supreme commander who trained all of HoD’s commanders (not my words) trying to get into GoM on T8. What meanies you all are forcing her to train T8 folks and letting them pay her for transferring and being their supreme leader, Kim Jung Selene (or whatever her/his name was).

DUDE!
I literally laughed out loud for once on the internet.
Kim Jung Selene.
Thats a classic.

Tukmolytes.3467:

Thank you NSP for the great battles in your BL. [TRBO] enjoyed it so much. Too bad we can only hold your hills for 6 hours.

Chilling in spawn with our night crew bros.

Toble.2968:

Bearded.6485:

Saint Maeva’s offering to Lord Flame Ram

also thx for the help Achilles Wolves from NSP’s OS guild for the help and fun

Lol.

So this is what Os commanders do in the morning hours..

I see what he meant by. “I’m pulling an all nighter tonight, Tele.” He really meant.

“I’m going to pull an all nighter to worship my great lord and savior the Flame Ram, hopefully my Moosey offerings are good enough.”

Demz some impressive worshippunz..

All hail to the lord flame ram.

Night crew ftw.