Lance Delgado Lvl 20 Thief
Lance Delgado Lvl 20 Thief
I think we need to revisit the definition of “hilarious”, here…
That would be a really awesome twist, though. Torn, though, cus I love the look of DR and destroying half of it would be very Not Cool.
It would be very cool.
Very cool ideed.
In fact, it would be so cool, I would even go as far as to say it’d be ice ice baby~
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“Now kids, when mommy and daddy love each other very very much… they put 15 elder wood logs, a karma booster, twenty globs of ectoplasm, and a miniature bandit bruiser into the mystic forge, and out comes you!”
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If that searing cauldron in the gauntlet in the Flame Legion side was a real one in disguise this whole time.
And it gets activated.
But because it’s so far under the ground and with the circular hole design, the flames pool into it and become like this massive fire pillar shooting out of the ground and into the sky, throwing searing crystals all over Destiny’s Reach and burning half the city for a while and with its close proximity to the western dam in queensdale it causes that to rupture and flood the area and one of the searing crystals fall and impale the queen.
Like the poem read
“Warms her hands over Kryta’s Flames”
Just saying.
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SBI coming into our BL with their kittened ZergxGolem Strat again… sigh.
Like it matters what they do now?
Take the whole map for all I care, less then 2 hours to go, over 26k in points behind.
I already got the victory shots lined up.
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On the release page it says
August 14
“The Queen’s Speech release page is vandalized by unknown persons. Players and organizations receive a poem and a pocket watch in the mail. "
I cleared my mailbox cause I know letters don’t arrive unless full, but I have not received any pocket watch/poem.
Has anyone received it yet?
Edit – Okay so apparently it was a real pocket watch?
I’m confused by this.
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The Minis are going to be a way to remember the queen cause I think she’s actually gonna get killed.
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Queen Jenna – "My people of Divinity’s Reach… we have fought long and hard over these passing months. And while it brings me sorrow to see many familiar faces no longer with us today, it fills the void with the joy that those who remain stand victorious in the face of the threats posed to us from outside the cities walls and~
Logan – “DROP IT!”
Party Rock Anthem Starts Playing
Divinity’s Reach Gains a Strobe Effect Filter
Everyone Dances
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I was standing in Overlook Keep in EB after returning the sole surviving golem after a successful keep take when I started hearing that jingle the golems make
The “do dee do do do de do de do dee do do dah do do do… Good Morning, Good Morning”
ArenaNet has Books, AND a Charr Plushie.
They should make a Banker Golem Alarm Clock…
And that jingle should be the alarm sound to wake up to!
I’d buy one.
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Lot’s of fun on EB tonight. NSP kept trying to omega golem rush Klovan Gully (not sure why, but they lost a lot of omegas) while we held off Darkhaven for hours at Stonemist. Eventually we were outnumbered 3:1 and finally lost the castle. We collected tons of bags from Darkhaven and the fights were great. Shout out to Side Effect, probably the best guild I’ve faced on Darkhaven thus far, they are a truly standout guild. You guys gave us some trouble until we heavily outmanned you and could just overpower you. Great work out there.
They also tried to Omega Golem rush SM after we took it that one time after the long battle but lost 3 (maybe 4) there.
Curious what the total number of Omegas lost was…
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Don’t nerf her.
Remove the Arena’s roof so Charr/Norn have a chance to zoom out a bit and see wtf is going on!
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I’ll give this a try.
I didn’t think about using the Healing Signet.
Her attacks in the first phase usually hurt me a good bit and after using it once I made it to phase two pretty easy.
Though I know relize she does that whirling attack with the blades.
Do you know if Endure Pain works against the AOE blasts?
My DPS isn’t as high (though I run zerker) so I was thinking to hit the clones with fear, frenzy her, whirlwind, then when hundred blades was active, attack her again with it but with endure pain so I can, endure the pain lol, to finish her off.
Edit – Okay so I’ve tried and I’ve tried a bit… and can get her down to 50%.
That’s about it.
It doesn’t feel worth it anymore and I feel like i’m getting too aggravated to want to continue since it’s playing on the one pet-peeve I hate most when it comes to boss fights.
The boss is challenging sure, but it’s not the boss that kills me..
it’s all the OTHER annoying crap!
I could take the boss! Give me the boss, give me her clones, give her x4 damage even!
Every death I have had so far, has been those stupid fields.
Not to mention as well earning up a bunch of tickets to try-try-try in a row takes forever!
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I’m not even at home, I’m posting from my phone. Assume all you want to, my post stating that im going to miss our oceanics its because I had a lot of fun over the summer with them. Not because we go around exploiting lol that sounds beyond silly.
Then what needs to happen is IOJ needs to come forward and expose who they were that took Aldons.
A large majority of the oceanic zerg attacked Aldons (Around 25+) and we made them retreat with our AC’s and the Treb before they could even get the first flame ram up, so everything was at 100% health.
Within 2 minutes the fully fortified tower that the main zerg couldn’t even touch is suddenly flipped and the ones who did it was not the main force!
No one there found that suspicious? No one asked “We took Aldons?” or even “How did we take Aldons?”
So right now the right thing that needs to happen is someone, needs to come forward and say “These were the ones that exploited!” with potential names/guilds and of course screenshots.
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Also.
“But first of all you cant just label a whole server due to a specific group, theres ppl like this everywhere
Secondly, Dh isn’t exactly the server to talk about cheating, theres a reason why some people call you zoomhaven.”
Hello teapot, it’s kettle. You’re black.
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It was the Oceanic Group that did it. And two posts up you said
“On another note, my days playing with our awesome oceanic team are over due to my senior high school year starting… boo. Going to miss you guys :c”
So I honestly wouldn’t be surprised if you were there, seeing as you’re here responding immediately after so you’re awake and all.
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So IOkittenad that we took their keep and even reinforced it, that they have to resort to using exploits, to get into a tower without taking down the walls or gates?!
Fully Fortified Tower at Aldons.
http://i302.photobucket.com/albums/nn97/Grimno/gw031_zps6ff10e4e.jpg
I had a treb set up to destroy anything at the gate.
I had someone in my party watching all sides, we had arrow carts set up. We were ready..
Suddenly… IOJ are inside the tower, and no walls or the gate was destroyed!
And what happens, they take it!
http://i302.photobucket.com/albums/nn97/Grimno/gw032_zps954e5279.jpg
So good job there Isle of Exploiters.
Now people will know when they fight you, you guys like to glitch into towers.
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Charr and Norn are never considered when they make these sort of things.
Even during the fight against the Hunter and his Dog it took me 4 tries to finally FINALLY see the meat being thrown and where it was going. The whole match I had to keep swinging my camera around going “Where is it?! WHERE IS IT!?”
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Saw Bravost getting taken by DR.
Figured they’d go for Durios next…
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It’s funny, but Dunwell’s shot isn’t a 1-hit kill.
I was on my zerker warrior and when he shot me, it did around 16k, but I was still standing~
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The camera is the biggest issue to overcome. I have a feeling this fight wouldn’t be half as difficult if we were given a proper overview of the battlefield.
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FakeDifficulty
Just see how many checkboxes the Liadri fight checks.
Oh if the camera was normal, it would be fregin EASY.
Heck, imagine if the camera angle zoomed out like it does for world bosses.
To be able to actually SEE what is going on.
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Yeah I finally just said “kitten this” and moved on.
The boss is fine, i’m not saying “Darn hard stuff! Make everything easy!!!”.
The problem that has discouraged me was the fact Anet hates large avatars like Norn and Charr with their continue additions of content that involve your camera seeing what your colon looks like (I swear, one more jump puzzle in a tight quarters cave Anet and I will FIGHT YOU ON THE SIDE OF THE STREET!) and this is what has caused me to fail over and over and over.
Never can I get my barings in phase 2. I can’t figure out where the AOE is hitting first to then judge where to move next since they’re at the wall. I have to look back to see which way it’s moving, and this causes 1/2 my screen to be my avatar. And god forbid I try to see where the shadow clones are!
And there is no series of runes, gems, skills or traits that can help you against THAT!
The one time I was finally moving with the safezone, I couldn’t even hurt the boss since when I looked away, it deselected her, and when I used range it ALWAYS targeted the closest clone.
So yeah. 20 Achievement points and a Mini? Not worth it.
Will have an easier time doing a tier 3 match with 5 gambits.
Doing that will reward me 4 achievements and will get the completionist achievement.
Sooo yeah. Open roof arena’s Anet. Start looking into it. Or at least, NOT… A… DOME!!!!
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I can confirm. I finally beat her. Ive been fighting her still since this post. I was so happy at the end I almost fainted. I had to go through 3 different builds, completely memorize spawn locations of clones and aoes. I had to memorize the exact move of everything I did, down to the exact second. I actually lost a lot of hope in the last two hours. It was alot of retraiting, and dying mindlessly in phase 1 because of exhaustion. I don’t know if having that mini pet is necessarily a good thing. It reminds me of the hell I had to face in that arena.
As a warrior who has played a zerker build for 10 months, and a tank build for 1 month. I can say the best way to go is this
1. Regeneration booster, armor booster, damage booster, and swiftness booster
2. I did all my trinkets(accesory, amulet, rings, backpiece) as rabid gear(toughness, prec, Condition Damage).
3. Traits were 30/30/10
4. Supeiror Rune of the krait FTW
5. Bow and Rifle. ESPECIALLY IN PHSE 2. this i what I did, the combo. I took out my bow, targeted her, used the 5th skill for 22 seconds of 6 stacks of bleeding, then switched to rifle immediately along with popping balanced stance so i could keep running without getting crippled, and shot her about 8 times for 14 stacks that woked well. Using this combo works excellently.Overall, I think this fight is difficult as a warrior. I spent 4 of those 7 hours of the wrong build acc. But this is a fght that is also extremely easy to screw up. Even though I felt confident in everything, there were a lot of times where one wrong move, and I mean one move, screwed me up completely and lead me to my death. You’re gonna have to deal with failure a lot. Its gonna be a lot of swearing, and throwing stuff(a pillow in my case which woke up my dog). But you can do it.
I’ve tried as much as that as I could afford.
The one thing so far I learned is… Cheat.
Turn Post-Processing OFF, boom, now you won’t get Solar Flared.
Now it’s slow going for me…since I have to grind tickets again.
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I’ve been trying to beat Liadri to the point I’ve ran out of tickets.
I’ve gotten her to stage 2, and I’ve even gotten her down to 50% health, but I can’t for the life of me complete this match.
The camera keeps getting wedged into me when I stick to the outter wall’s safe spot. I feel personally if the camera was, further back, i’d be able to beat this match no problem….
I currently use a GS/Rifle, any suggestions?
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For me it doesn’t feel as if Liadri isn’t the problem.
The boss is fine, but where Anet messed up was the Arena itself.
Poorly designed… hard to see AOE floors, a cramped camera angle that screws over Norn and Charr.
Being in the same instance as everything else so the framerate gets shot for a lot of people when you have your entire server below you fighting a champion.
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I agree on the odd camera, it really needs to be able to go through walls or fixed above or something.
I’ve watched videos of other races doing the arena and it’s not nearly as bad as it is for them as it is for Charr :<
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My issue isn’t the boss herself.
It’s the camera.
If I could just, have it further back a little bit, I could actually SEE what’s going on around me.
Keep track of the shadow clones.
See where the safe spots are.
On stage 2 it’s just a cluster and playing charr doesn’t help at all!!!
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I’ve managed to get her down to 50% HP a few times, but I can’t do more cause when it’s time for me to get moving, I have of course, “Camera in Back” issues…
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So far the only thing I have not liked about the event (besides the… final gauntlet battle where my hardest foe is my camera since I play charr and the lack of waypoint closer to the arenas themselves…
What is was, was when I saw Rox and Braham again I thought “Oh boy! It’s these two again! Oh and Rox has frostbite with her. I’mma go say hello~”
So I went over to say hi to them, figure maybe i’ll find out what they were doing between Flame and Frost and now.
And what does she say?
“I’m Rox, and this here is Frostbite.”
My only able response
“Hi i’m (Character Name)”
…Really? Really!? REALLY!!???
Them getting Amnesia and not remembering us from that storyline had better be some sort of plot point Anet.
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Even I have to say this outcome is completely bogus.
Kiel is boring. Very, boring. We now have some bumbling “do-gooder” on the Captain’s Council. A council made up of pirates.
We put a cop, a puppet cop, in a council of robbers.
Unless this fractal about the reactor serves as some big “foreshadowing” event about who caused it and be all mysterious, then this sucks.
And we already know, already know the majority of folks who voted for Kiel just wanted reduced waypoint costs.
And we already know what’s gonna happen.
If the price isn’t reduced a lot, they’re gonna complain.
Once the price returns to normal, they’re gonna complain.
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Well, IOJ took SM just now.
Again I did everything in my power to stop them!
Oh how I tried…
When they attacked the north gate, “I” was the one hitting and destroying their rams with the cannon and drove their force back single-handidly!
When they attacked the southwest gate, “I” was the one hitting them again with the west cannon! And then the south cannon once they broke through… happily destroying three of their golems!
Then when they all horded on the wall and went to destroy the cannon, I hurried off and planted an arrow cart!
When they attacked the south inner gate, I rained arrows down upon them!
Then had to… run.. when we lost.
But I got revenge at Bravost right after! When they horded into that sentry ring, I used that superior arrow cart on them! Killed Three! Downed plenty!
Alas, all these efforts were fruitless. Today anyways.
Previous days… well, here’s a secret.
Whenever IOJ was getting trebbed.
“I” was the one on the trebs. Usually.
Remember the Charr in that picture foes of Darkhaven!
The blue and gold with the fire so bright!
For while you’re so focused on the enemy zerg, I plot how to destroy your towers with my bare hands!
And if you see a siege crate in my hands, you know it’s about to get real up in here!
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So, did… IOJ give up or, something? o-o
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Wait…
Dragon Bash.
Dragon Ball.
Rock the Vote…
Dragon
Dragon
Rock.
Dragon, Dragon, Rock the Dragon…
Dragon B~ SUPER SAIYAN CONFIRMED FOR GW2!!!!
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You know what, I don’t care who wins.
But if Kiel wins, and the waypoints are reduced… once the waypoints are returned to normal price, nobody better complain.
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What is ZL? Zoomlock?
Yup.
Lots of reports/screenshots coming in of IOJ AC’s spotting, attacking and hitting elevated locations and seige DIRECTLY from places they shouldn’t be able to, or shouldn’t even be able to see.
LOTS, of reports.
Feel free to send these screenshots to an IoJ member so we can make these “accusations” public on our forums and start naming and shaming
That is assuming theyre legit
Speak to a member of Abyss. They have the pics, I can’t access the website gallery they linked in TS3 as I’m not a member.
We also had an incident with a thief in Klovan even though the walls/gate was up, but we believe he was already in there since he was able to cloak quite a long time.
Not really sure what’s going on.
Some SS’s should be that our Inner Keep’s staircase was being hit by AC’s located down by the Watergate. Among others.
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Wait… how is Kiel winning?
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What is ZL? Zoomlock?
Yup.
Lots of reports/screenshots coming in of IOJ AC’s spotting, attacking and hitting elevated locations and seige DIRECTLY from places they shouldn’t be able to, or shouldn’t even be able to see.
LOTS, of reports.
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I am, disappointed…
Fighting IOJ used to be a fun opponent. A way we all could, get better in WvW…
But the blatent use of ZL guys….
IOJ…
Lost all respect from that.
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I will give half of my wealth to charity, if he just shows us his birth certificate to confirm his legality.
What are you, a cop?!
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The problem for me is the enemies now get aggroed to you way too easily.
I had 4 Veteran Swashbucklers on me and wouldn’t go away!<
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It’s so hard to understand language of lower races.
Hello kettle, it’s the pot calling. You’re black.
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You’re right. Selling votes is wrong…
buys 10 votes for 1 gold from the merchant
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My two biggest complaints about survival is the Pistol you can get at the very start.
I’ve been shot with it, there’s no cast time for it. Click, bang, dead instantly.
It’s a guaranteed 1-shot kill so whoever grabs the pistol just needs to find the guy who manages to get enough rations, pop him once, kill em, grab his stuff.
The ghosts I also feel are overpowered.
When it’s down to the final 3-4 people, the ghosts DO decide who wins.
The karka is annoying because of how powerful it is, summoning it below someone stuns them, and it FOLLOWS YOU ALL OVER THE PLACE…
Ghosts should be an annoyance, not a Grim Reaper floating around.
People say it’d be boring without ghosts since people would hide
They do have the trap that makes you a Beacon, although the additional damage it does is kinda BS.
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I find ghosts can be quite overpowered once enough people die and they ALL target you.
Everytime you loot something, they get more powerful, and then they spam traps and karka around you till you die.
So the only real way to guarantee victory is in the 2 minute grace period, horde as many rations as you can, then kill people around corners then hide, working off your rations while the ghosts hunt down the other guy or he dies from hunger.
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I was wondering why I couldn’t play certain songs now.
And now I know why no one is playing the flute anymore in Lion’s Arch.
I kinda feel cheated.
I paid 800 gems for a flute so I can play songs and have fun, and was enjoying myself and acting all “suave” when I was like “Hey, check this out… it’s Temple of Time” and people oooed and aahhed.
But now I can’t do anything with it.
If it’s not fixed to where we can play the same note twice again, I’m asking for a refund.
This is not the product I purchased.
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So they released some more back items!
Huzzah! Woohoo! Cool dealio daddy-o!
But, we all remember the Halloween Jumping Puzzle right?
Show of hands. Who here HATED the Charr there? HATED the Charr cause we were always blocking your camera angle and told us to always take off most of our heavy armor just so you could see the platforms?
Good times right? Ha… ha ha..
Well… LOOK AT US NOW!
I pray Anet doesn’t add any future multi-person jumping puzzles XD
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They’re so cute when they’re being prideful.
But you guys are right. You’re “so” smart that you but those brains of yours to good use.
Yes! We’ve got an Asura who finds the boastful pride and aggressive nature of the Charr useful to the extent of cuteness and a Charr who acknowledges the amazing intellect of an Asura.
The next step is an easy one! Soon we’ll have some Charr declaring their admiration for their Asura lover on the battle field or inviting their Charr assistant to their lab for late night cuddles after a long day’s work with their krewe.
I’ll be emailing you the .pdfs with the diagrams on specific pegs and slots configurations so you’re fully prepared…it’s not as complicated as you think.
And no need to thank me. I’m just Leo, making Tyria ickier one post at a time
Are you implying we capture Asurans, use our tongues to lube up their squirming bodies, and then proceed to make them living wiggling Butt Plugs for the Charr?
You have a sick mind! A sick sick write this down MIND!
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I’ll throw my hat in the ring too!
Captain Dutch Manhandler!
Need your enemies slain? I’ll handle it!
You need the elder dragons put back in their place? I’ll handle it!
Got a hot sister? I’ll manhandle it!
Don’t be mistaken with the competition.
They promise you great things but in the end of the day they’re just looking out for themselves! Kiel is stupid… all stupid faced and, stupid haired… and stupid!
And Evon? There’s only room for one Charr here!
And Captain Penzan? Well I hear he dresses funny!
If you elect ME to the Captain’s Council, i’ll help out the people of Tyria in the following ways!
-I’ll reduce prices on all Karma related items for four whole weeks!
-I’ll support important Fractals of the Mist research into the future genocide of the Asuran race! Did I say Genocide? I ment research into the future genocide— oh darn there I went and did it again! What I ment to say was Pickle Rebellion. Yes… pickle rebellion.
-I will personally backhand the next person who plays Zelda tunes on their flute thinking they’re awesome when really they just copied the notes down from that one YouTube channel!
“I” can be found all over the place in Darkhaven. In World Vs World. In fractals of the mist. In another world.. a world of twenty, twenty thousand girls.. and filth and rectangles and obdomistrists and a man with a golden eyeball!
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Do T4 solo and do this. Once you start the battle, stay near where the mortars start.
Use a RANGED weapon.
When enemies spawn, they’ll generally stay near the center, and rarely come to you. Just use range to kill the smugglers as they spawn and when they return with loot.
When the mortar guys spawn, just use some form of knockback from their initial spot, and they’ll stay there the rest of the game, not attacking and not setting down mortars.
Really all there is to it.
And make sure to have something to remove bleed. If a Veteran Swashbuckler gets to you, they can stack up to 24 bleed and that will drain almost 3k health a tick!
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I’ve already thrown in 40 tickets for Evon…
Others have thrown in more.
Devotion! Make your candidate win!!!
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