Guild Wars 2

I wanna commission you. Holy crap so cute.

Mirsa.1628:

Sempai and his Angels

I love it.

Lindbur.2537:

Must… resist… passing judgment…

Pass yo judgement lindybear.

Lucas.9157:

Lilith Ajit.6173:

Mmm. Legolas has Anise hair. I think. But blond.

I want elf ears as a helm. Please An(tifarm)et?

Elf Ears, Dwarf Beard, and More in the Gem Store Soon™

Remember that you can exchange gems and gold at our currency exchange on the second tab of the Black Lion Trading Company!

I’d put the dwarf beard on my mesmer.

maha.7902:

fashion is srs m8

and you were all basically comparing my war to sam’s ele >:

I did not! I compared her to my old high school students ^^

Svetli.4276:

yes i do
“if you give me crap i will kill you”
you can say that only to your best friends

Haha.

As for what I’d like… I’d really love a few tomes of knowledge and some skill scrolls. Definitely the birthday booster though that was awesome. (For 2 years maybe have it 48 hours or just get 2 of them?)

Ariete The Phoenix.8276:

Dom almost started a war against lilith!
Now, that’s a war that we will enjoy watching.
If colesy joins we can doubt his sexuality from time to time.

The war began in the main fashion thread. Because Colesy took my joke too seriously.

Lucas.9157:

Lilith Ajit.6173:

Aphrodesiac.2913:

I think you guys would agree with the obvious answer in this thread.

Legolas is cute?

Fashionista class confirmed?

Mmm. Legolas has Anise hair. I think. But blond.

I want elf ears as a helm. Please An(tifarm)et?

Dommmmmmmmmm.6984:

My asura is cuter

laughs

Riiiiight.

Oh guys Sam and Jerem forced me into a fractal last night. I apologize now to them for calling them plebs. LOL.

Chadramar.8156:

Lilith Ajit.6173:

Really? I mean I get not liking it… or getting it. But as a Charr main you’ve got to be happy that there was an armor designer who gave some kittens about Charr and gave their male outfit a totally unique feature.

As someone who plays female characters, not only do not have to be happy, I’m really ticked off because as with every other case of gendered armor, the female version is an inferior kick in the teeth compared to the male default. I play charr in no small part to get AWAY from gendered armor. Yes, male charr are the red-headed, left-handed stepchildren of this game in terms of gear, but female charr are below even that.

Wallow in your misery then and refuse to acknowledge the silver lining. Idgaf.

Guys I’m not kidding. Stop this argument. It’s stupid.

Ropechef.6192:

in the grand schem of things… it may not be all that …

Myself and my brother did something i would have not thought possible to do not to long ago…

just did my first Duo on Lupi.

its not much.

but its something to me.

just thought I would share. I have alot of you here to thank for it.

now….

i need to work on the solo.

Congrats dear chef!

maha.7902:

Oh dear me.

I have sat for the last couple of months watching. Watching idiots spray their ignorant kitten across these forums like they’re hosing down open world content with their ‘healing’ ele’s water fields.

And I have sat and watched. But this. This is an artwork. This thread has evolved into something else. Something beyond any of my wildest dreams.

I’m here to tell you (if you haven figured it out already) that you have done a marvellous job of making the entire community align to hate you. This includes myself, and I’m a very loving person in general.

Yours in parting.
-Grandmaster Mind Brain.

Swifty…

Aphrodesiac.2913:

I think you guys would agree with the obvious answer in this thread.

Legolas is cute?

Thanks Spoj. Yes. Keep this kitten poop out of this thread, or so help me rnjesus.

oilstorm.1748:

Lilith Ajit.6173:

Jerus.4350:

haviz.1340:

aelfwe.4239:

almost doest exist on math.

It does

There are also Limits, which is basically “almost to X but not to X” /shrug.

PS. Calculus is evil!

Limits are like precalculus brah.

Except for those ones on the Riemann sums. Man dey tuff.

Unless you make the colossal mistake of taking a topology or real analysis class, where limits take on a completely different definition. But at that point you dont care because you are too busy trying to kill yourself before the next test.

I almost did the RA and topology professor for an A. Well that’s not entirely true. I WANTED to do him. He was yummy.

But instead I took his wife’s fantasy lit course for funnzies in my last semester and she was even yummier. I swear I should have gone into english.

Bauahahaha.

I’d say it was possible if I didn’t hear Colesy’s comments on the pants about a month ago and the comments were worse than anything I could have come up with.

This said, it’s possible I liked them with SOME combo. But definitely not any I remember.

Iris Ng.9845:

Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder. Some don’t like the vigil leggings. I don’t like it for the fact it IS a crop pants, but when everything else is covered (whole chest, high boots) it turns out to be a pair of cute and cheeky hot pants to me. It is the only bottom that fits with all the spiky and curve details I strive for to match with the current Tormented weapon design. In fashion terms, it would be something quirky and grunge like the haute couture of Balmain or Gucci. Anyhow, the fashion crowd is extremely polarized and biased, but luckily, fashion never stays and the taste is always changing.

P.S. I’ve seen Lilith’s post of colesy’s thief wearing the vigil leggings before and the reaction wasn’t over the top as of now. Time flies. Things change.

Nope. Colesy ’ s thief wore the ascalon pants. Highly different.

Edit for proof

Lucas.9157:

Lilith Ajit.6173:

@Jerus:

I haven’t found any math hard since my stat therm course

Great humanity inventions:

1. Air conditioner (as a brazilian, this is important)
2. Matlab
3. Excel

If you can’t solve your problems with these… Good luck!

/thread

Matlab random walk 3-D was so hard for me. I’m so sad I’m such a stat therm pleb.

maxinion.8396:

Lilith Ajit.6173:

@Jerus:

I haven’t found any math hard since my stat therm course

http://arxiv.org/pdf/hep-ph/9709356v6.pdf

links paper that isn’t finished yet QQ

Yeah I gotta admit I really hate the medium vigil leggings… but I mean it’s not like you humans can get the beautiful Norn t2 leggings so I get that you feel you gotta measure up.

@Jerus:

I haven’t found any math hard since my stat therm course

Tachii.3506:

Lilith Ajit.6173:

.

Or when anyone calls me “sweetie” or “sweetheart”. cringe

^^

Maybe your asura needs to look more ugly.

/lighthearted

Impossibru!

Lucas.9157:

Lilith Ajit.6173:

I’m bumping this because it needs to continue

Updated, just for you sweetie

\o/

I’m okay with sweetie in this context.

Jerus.4350:

haviz.1340:

aelfwe.4239:

almost doest exist on math.

It does

There are also Limits, which is basically “almost to X but not to X” /shrug.

PS. Calculus is evil!

Limits are like precalculus brah.

Except for those ones on the Riemann sums. Man dey tuff.

maha.7902:

Lilith Ajit.6173:

Oh so what bothers me…

Well. Apparently one thing is when pugs continually ask me if I have AR. When I do. The reason I die is because I fail to dodge. But eh.

Another thing is.. when an obvious idiot tries to be the leader.

Or when anyone calls me “sweetie” or “sweetheart”. cringe

Things I like: when random ranger pug with sword says “mind if I try soloing malrona?” And he does in like 20 seconds. When Asura join. When humans see my Asura and say “Awwwwww”.

^^

small things that bug me

lilith repping random guilds

:D

Rep dis kittyaatch.

Oh so what bothers me…

Well. Apparently one thing is when pugs continually ask me if I have AR. When I do. The reason I die is because I fail to dodge. But eh.

Another thing is.. when an obvious idiot tries to be the leader.

Or when anyone calls me “sweetie” or “sweetheart”. cringe

Things I like: when random ranger pug with sword says “mind if I try soloing malrona?” And he does in like 20 seconds. When Asura join. When humans see my Asura and say “Awwwwww”.

^^

Oxidia.8103:

hmm i have to select one of my best of’s…
-staff ele on water attument that doesn’t heal you 1hp during whole run
-ele with 3 signets (staff ele ofc)
-longbow ranger who complains about melee players who died while on 1200 range
-rangers in general because i have never seen a ranger using something else then longbow/shortbow in dungeons despite the weapon switch button
-too talkative pugs that continue to die because they simply have to type in chat what they had for lunch
-when ppl randomly rant that ascended chest they got for 6th time is not the stats they wanted while i did over 1500 fractal runs and didn’t get any chests whatsoever

Bolded is me. In every pug. Buahahahahahaha.

Lucas.9157:

I would make another LotR joke… But all the good ones Aragorn

Lol. So awful. Makes me die a little on the inside.

Let’s do some other pop culture reference on the next thread that says "hate zerk/skip/stack/kittens/puppies/elitists.

For now… breathe in the win that is this thread.

I’m bumping this because it needs to continue

Brother Grimm.5176:

Lilith Ajit.6173:

I wonder why tequatl wings were also left out. QQ did want.

Can’t you still get those as drops (or from some other method) during the Tequatl event that happens several times a day? Unless the original method to get the item gets removed, I doubt they will provide a MUCH easier method to obtain the item (that DOES lessen the exclusivity of the item).

Ah nah. They were the Meta award. I just couldn’t do the meta. No other way to get! But it’s okay I’ll live. Still, I don’t understand why they’d leave it out

Lucas.9157:

oniralas.9687:

snip

We are the elitists. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile.

Lower your staves and surrender your loot. Your casual and playhowyouwant distinctiveness will be ignored.

VoiceOfUnreason.5976:

Fight the good fight buddy. Though, if they don’t respond to a 1,000 reply post with major concerns about the game, I sincerely doubt they’re going to reply to this one. ArenaNet seems to have adopted the policy of brushing things under the rug in hopes that people eventually forget about them.

You’d be surprised what may get a response. If you look at the game bugs forum you can see that certain developers are active in their areas. (For example, an audio developer obviously won’t comment on this or on megaserver problems, but is extremely vigilant for audio bugs and problems). It just depends on whether the right developer sees it.

RSLongK.8961:

Aertherblade? yuk. even worse when working with big women.
#realNornHaveCurves.

Yeah well… she look gooood.

deSade.9437:

DonQuack.9025:

You stole the words right from my weary brain. Am I supposed to be impressed or flattered by someone that types a few silly faces while talking to me? :P <— see, now the sentence is much more polite!
:)

… I hate, hate, hate people adding smilies at the end of a sentence in the attempt to make it sound friendlier. It irritates me. In particular there are 2 faces that… no I won’t say it, I don’t want to be spammed all day long. They make my blood pressure raise.

Joe, looking at you, I’ll make you stop using that particular smilie, I shall succeed!

AC p1 random run with 2 friends of mine; I was on my level 30-something warrior. Hyper-talkative pug that endlessly babbled in chat about stuff goes like “not everyone has consumables on” and then targets me. Yes, I’ll totally buy a few level 20 sharpening stones to be more efficient on a level 30 character.
I silently raged and we proceeded to blast through the dungeon.
While we’re at p2, traps we do 3-2. I stay in the middle because… I think we were joking on ts about the low level “tanking”. Again he refers to me and goes “you need to use the traps here” and pings them, completely ignoring the fact that I clearly was well aware of what I was doing. He knew, I knew, he knew that I knew, and I knew that he knew… You got it.
Believe me, he knew full well, but he simply wanted to show a team of obviously organised people that he’s “pro” [spit] too, and a “leader”. As if it were some kind of honour.
Then again: “Don’t stack on this end-boss, you only stack on path 3” !??!?!
^
(Can someone explain what he meant to me, please? Someone that pugs more than I do, maybe?)

You’re not the one making decisions here, you fruitcake.
And again: “If we’re gonna use one trap only on the end-boss, you have to do it properly”
‘Cause we’re all a bunch of noobs, unlike his Proeness.

Can you… no, you can’t, you can’t imagine how irritating it was to me. And not to me only, since we got rid of him after p2.

Yes, you f… you, your smilie isn’t going to make my teeth grit less if you sound condescending as hell. Just speak your mind and be clear…
… and for the love of Fenrir, if none wants to talk, shut up.

I guess that’s a thing that annoys me a lot, yes. That, and knockbacks. And the occasional pug not following us, despite being a complete noob himself.

P.S. Sorry for misusing the name of the Prophet. I shall whip myself as a punishment when I’m done with tequila.

XD

But… I give you smilies every sentence…

Lucas.9157:

Yeah, such an advocate for play-how-you-wanters.

I’m not sure, those oakheart mounts have a huge time gate to move, lol. At least they give OP DPS agaisnt constructions.

Yeah… but firey rush owns them hard.

lordkrall.7241:

Most of the festival tied rewards does not appear, which makes sense since the festivals will return and might allow people to get old rewards then.

I wonder why tequatl wings were also left out. QQ did want.

Lucas.9157:

Lilith Ajit.6173:

Lucas.9157:

Lilith Ajit.6173:

Buahahaha. Those spiders were definitely stonetouches. Didn’t you see when he had a full set of radiant armor (plus the chest and leggings, he’s that high up there)? He even has an unreleased mount. What the heck.

Yeah, he was there since the closed beta. At least he gave up with the 13 warriors and 1 thief comp. That redundancy.

It might have worked if the thief had equipped group stealth rather than just his own.

Even if he found some sneaky way to increase the number of targets for stealth, probably one of them would dodge and aggro everything XD

Well the least he could have done was help stealth his Asura friend. I mean, he was like, what, a level 10? In a fractal? With no weapons and starter armor? Geez.

Anyway I’m just waiting for the day they give those oakheart mounts like those two others got. I hate exclusive rewards.

RSLongK.8961:

dang, i need at least 2 of the same(chest+legs) or things get weird :/

I mean.. I don’t agree. Lol. Braham coat with aetherblade pants = yuuum. Phoenix coat with magician legs = yuuuuuuum. Strider coat with viper legs = yuuuuuumm.

Lucas.9157:

Lilith Ajit.6173:

Buahahaha. Those spiders were definitely stonetouches. Didn’t you see when he had a full set of radiant armor (plus the chest and leggings, he’s that high up there)? He even has an unreleased mount. What the heck.

Yeah, he was there since the closed beta. At least he gave up with the 13 warriors and 1 thief comp. That redundancy.

It might have worked if the thief had equipped group stealth rather than just his own.

Lucas.9157:

Lilith Ajit.6173:

But that silly guardian used the ogre pet whistles almost too late (I mean, he had a cool down from that LAST time) and saved the thieves from certain death. Staff guard OP?

At least he did that… Before, he pulled all the mobs without Line of Warding or Wall, resulting in the sword/shield warrior’s death.
And tried to solo Sauron with staff.
And didn’t warn the thieves about the spider’s immobilize.
Also always leaves the group for map completion.
That jerk 20k+ AP staff 1 camper.

Buahahaha. Those spiders were definitely stonetouches. Didn’t you see when he had a full set of radiant armor (plus the chest and leggings, he’s that high up there)? He even has an unreleased mount. What the heck.

slamb.4781:

Holy Kitten Lilith that Asura is freaking cute! >.<

Isn’t she though? ^^

:D

Lucas.9157:

Lilith Ajit.6173:

Lucas.9157:

Aragorn was a sword/x Ranger.

Legolas seems to be the problem. That longbow 360noscope camper.

I WISH rangers in gw2 could bow/dwarf like Legolas.

Nobody tosses a dwarf.

Lol, he might be cool & handsome, but ended being kicked due to lack of group support. The thieves (one lowlevel 400 cook) had to duo volcanic fractal to destroy that annoying infused ring (also with no skin drops).

But that silly guardian used the ogre pet whistles almost too late (I mean, he had a cool down from that LAST time) and saved the thieves from certain death. Staff guard OP?

Lucas.9157:

Aragorn was a sword/x Ranger.

Legolas seems to be the problem. That longbow 360noscope camper.

I WISH rangers in gw2 could bow/dwarf like Legolas.

Nobody tosses a dwarf.

BBMouse.6510:

I have not played the game seriously for months except doing the daily. So this week I suddenly feel like to play some dungeons. I used the LFG and joined a random group that did not have any requirement. As I enter the dungeon with my ranger (I have all 8 class sitting at each dungeon and I just feel like to play ranger atm), one of the guy asked me what weapon I use for dungeons and I answered anything I feel like to play right now. Guess what I got kicked from a random group XD. Seriously any build I play (as long as it’s zerker) will end up fast for any dungeon as long as the group knows the path. I don’t know why after 2 years of game release people still tell how others should play XD.

That’s say everyone knows the path and no one dies and everyone equips the “right” weapon zerker build, takes 8 min to finish cof p1. And a ranger use a different weapon and the game finished within 10 min instead of 8 min. What is the big deal? XD People prease don’t forget it’s a game… Next time make sure in the LFG tool do mention you are the kind of group who only want some specifics in the description.

Great for you. It’s a game, yes, but everyone values their time differently. As someone who will SOMETIMES get 30 minutes a night to play, that extra 2 minutes could mean the difference between getting to run CoF 1 + TA UP or just one of them. The more I get to run, the more fun I have. It’s a game, and I will play it how I want, and for something like cof 1 kicking you and finding someone who uses the right weapon for the job probably took 30 seconds versus the “2 minutes” you claim it would be.

Read the excel document. It appears the data is showing a different result than your 1 run. Because statistics right?

deSade.9437:

Yep, she turned eightee… eighty.

She struck my heart and I die happy.

Aphrodesiac.2913:

Well MH dagger isn’t bad, I just don’t know how to really use focus offhand lmao

Yum @focus earth 4 blast and 5 invulnerability and air 5 reflect and fire field on fire and and and… stuff. I love focus. However I don’t enjoy dagger mainhand. I get that.

Dub.1273:

Lilith Ajit.6173:

Silvia.9130:

As other mentioned already, the only point for non-berserker’s gears is WvW. Unless people would really buy a separate set for wandering the maps which would be a huge waste of money imo.

Well… I have a sentinels set for when I map with my hubby because he gets upset if I kill everything without him. So there’s that

Why not clerics? Doesn’t he like being healed either?

Ohwell, got to pay at least 100g for an armor set for it to be good enough to wear, I guess.

I bought the insignias when they were less than a gold.

No so the way it works is you need to purchase 6 pieces from each tier. So 6 t1, 6 t 2, & 6 t3.