Guild Wars 2

I wish I had an extended holiday.

No. She’s 13. I’ve been using a kid to fight my battles.

Arise, fashion thread, for I who lurk in the shadows shall return ye to life with a picture of mine elementalist.

I’ll try again.

Edit: Ran both gw2 and Remotedll as admin without raptr, works fine now.

Dub, the day after I let you into my comp to fix my crashing issues it crashed again even with manual injection. >_>

1/1/2015: Made Eternity. Yay me!

:>

Still a random drop. There is in fact a box that allows one to choose the skin, but apparently it only drops from levels above 50, which don’t exist. So yeah.

Implying they’re skunks.

It’s an oversight, the Writs were originally supposed to be called Scrolls but were changed to their current name to avoid confusion with the existing instant lv 20 scroll.

kittening kidding me? Useless guardian.

I guess this is what I get for not filtering bads.

Tree’s post is gone o_o

Must be the Unseen Forces at work.

After 6 hours of slipping up and unwittingly switching from Thief to Warrior, I’ve pulled off a Lupicus solo at last. On the wall.

Maybe I’ll try off wall when I have the time, but for now, I can relax…

Shortly after that barrage I got bubbled and downed, to make things worse I didn’t slot Shadowstep. >_>

T-t-toppest kek!

Log in rewards are what give you the laurels now, though only on certain days.

He was in Arah with me at that time :>

Minigrump.4961:

So was running arah p3 earlier. A guildy invites a friend along. I ask him what sort of build he was using on guardian. He said a tanky pvt build. I groaned and just accepted my fate. First and last run i ever did with that person

But it was funny listening to him lmao

That’s because a lv 50-60 still doesn’t have all resources available to them. You can’t expect efficiency when you don’t have what you need, can you?

My precious!

RNGception o_O

Quickfoot Katana.8642:

We have the Oscars and the Emmys right?

So now we have the Mikeys and the Nemies?

Edit because 10 min FC: I choose the Mikeys. There should be a category for “Most Hilariously Pigheaded PHIW”.

Merry elitist Christmas!

6 samples are hardly indicative of any pattern.

We can’t have nice things in here.

inb4battlefield5

J Eberle.9312:

aw Sam that be beautiful, warms the cokles of me heart.

That almost sounds like a pun.

#mindblown

It boggles my mind how much people hate being good team players.

Think hard.

And now this thread is headed towards the English launguage itself. Mind the Grammar kittens.

Oh, and “gears” sounds perfectly fine to me. “Gear” as a plural sounds stupid.

Edit: I assumed you were talking about cogs, but it seems to me that you are thinking of equipment in general.

Dalanor.5387:

Wethospu.6437:

To be honest I wouldn’t really call this a discussion.

Lindbur.2537:

I wouldn’t either. I’d call this stupid. How did this thread go from meta to (metaphorically) beating each other with sticks to math?

You should appreciate entertainment a bit better.

This doesn’t suit my fancy unfortunately :(

As the resident bingo man, I feel it is my duty to knowingly and intentionally resurrect this thread, as a reminder of days long past and good laughs had.

You’re welcome.

I wouldn’t either. I’d call this stupid. How did this thread go from meta to (metaphorically) beating each other with sticks to math?

It’ll be coming with the fractal leaderboards.

Scrubs, they should ask for a tank thief. ;)

Hmm, I could go to SE P2, if you can catch me. I live in the SEA timezone.

I can’t be the only one who’s more interested in watching Nike and Zelyhn argue than the thread topic.

But, kudos. I find Belka to be cancerous, since she orbs me in the face and her stupid knockback doesn’t help my case. Maybe I’m just bad. *shrug*

I’m flattered that my name is in the list, but I wasn’t the one who created the bingo thread. :>

Mmm, I could use this. Cheers Nike!

Thief can steal boons with S/D.

Here’s a little of my old satire for everyone, let’s hope for the love of God that I don’t get banned for “spreading misinformation”. Consider this the disclaimer.

Lindbur.2537:

Let me see if I can produce another set of notes… ah, there we go. Prepare yourselves, ladies and gentlemen!

100% LEGIT PATCH NOTES

Recently there has been an increase in the number of players stacking and using damage gear sets in dungeons. In the past, we made it clear that these are exploits. We will not tolerate them, especially ‘Berserker’ gear. We have made the following changes in order to bring dungeons more in line with our original design manifesto:

• Renamed Berserker gear to Exploiters gear and added intense particle effects that cannot be toggled off. This is to assist players in reporting these exploiters and at the same time disrupt the prevalence of stacking by making it impossible to see.

• Added intangible dredge cars to all dungeons. These dredge cars spawn lots of dredge and themselves have lots of health. Should two of any of these dredge die within 5 seconds of each other, the car will burrow for 5 minutes and return with twice as many dredge, and 10 more Disaggregators. This change is necessary to discourage stacking against the cars and to promote greater immersion in dungeons.

• Following player feedback from the CDI, we have removed all dredge from the Underground Facility fractal. For lore reasons, all dredge have been recalled by the Moletariat to combat exploiters using Fiery Greatswords to kill their kinsmen.

• Replacing the dredge will be Ascalonian Cave Trolls wearing clown costumes. There is exactly one less troll in the fractal than there were dredge, just so people can’t complain that we didn’t do anything about the number of mobs inside.

• All dredge cars have been painted with red, yellow and white colours to represent something. Take a guess!

:)

AdaephonDelat.3890:

Lindbur.2537:

AdaephonDelat.3890:

Ok I didn’t really read the whole OP (sorry gave me a headache halfway through) but I’m bored at work so I’ll bite. Here are a couple of possible solutions to what I did glean from it -

1) Ask other people who have the time/inclination to help you through to come with you. I would have suggested [NOOB] to you but I believe you may have already shot yourself in the foot on that one so…..
2) Start your own group and specify that you’re a) new b) not wanting to skip etc. all in the LFG description. People join and don’t like it, then boot them and carry on.
3) See if [PASS] is still going and will take you along.

Yep, you’re right about him shooting himself in the foot.

I’m still eligible though right?

But of course. :3

AdaephonDelat.3890:

Ok I didn’t really read the whole OP (sorry gave me a headache halfway through) but I’m bored at work so I’ll bite. Here are a couple of possible solutions to what I did glean from it -

1) Ask other people who have the time/inclination to help you through to come with you. I would have suggested [NOOB] to you but I believe you may have already shot yourself in the foot on that one so…..
2) Start your own group and specify that you’re a) new b) not wanting to skip etc. all in the LFG description. People join and don’t like it, then boot them and carry on.
3) See if [PASS] is still going and will take you along.

Yep, you’re right about him shooting himself in the foot.

Endless Watchwork Tonic.

Many thanks to those who’ve complimented my charr… here’s another pic for y’all.

That’s what I’m waiting for :/

deSade.9437:

dlonie.6547:

deSade.9437:

dlonie is one ugly, stinky sasquatch

Q_Q Is that why Sera doesn’t like meeeeeeeeeeeeeee?

If you’re looking for a wall to smash your head into, this one looks sturdy.

Yes that’s why she hates you, you stink, and thanks. I really need some bashing on my head to clear it and get rid of dem nasty thoughts.
Can’t sleep, it’s raining so the humidity is through the roof and my joints are protesting (they’re creaking like doors in a haunted house…), I can’t even play because I’m too bored to do anything – as weird as it might sound.
Gah.
I’m gettin’ old even for trolling, can’t put up a decent fight anymore.

Lindbur.2537:

‘tis a slow day at school, with nothing to keep me occupied except this, but even here it’s a slow time of day.

Would be nice if I could just log in now, but school internet is crap.

How to make it faster?

More trolls

‘tis a slow day at school, with nothing to keep me occupied except this, but even here it’s a slow time of day.

Would be nice if I could just log in now, but school internet is crap.

That bait lol