Guild Wars 2

BHBs reported us because we offended them

durend.6237:

Floryn.6307:

Now run along go solo Lupicus, or whatever you think being skillful means. Oh and I almost forgot, post videos, showing your uberness, that doubles your skill right there! -)

If soloing Lupicus only makes you THINK your skillful…. what makes you ACTUALLY skillful?

Doing level 80 Fractals in PVT gear.

This is how I run my pugs

http://youtu.be/A9DhbZat5q8

Broadicea.8294:

TheMaskedParadigm.3629:

I can’t have a signature now and I have a 300 second limit between posts.

they got me too. Hate this game and the people who play it.

When my 3DS gets here, goodbye Guild Wars 2.

Broadicea.8294:

Floryn.6307:

You folk should get a special troll division badge.
Now Dub.1273 is telling us that PVT= casual noobs. I never loled irl soo much.

In my humble opinion [rt]/[DnT] suffer from Dunning–Kruger effect.

Note:

The Dunning–Kruger effect is a cognitive bias in which unskilled individuals suffer from illusory superiority, mistakenly rating their ability much higher than average. This bias is attributed to a metacognitive inability of the unskilled to recognize their mistakes. Source: wiki

That was my last post here, if I continue I will most likely say stuff that will get me infracted.
Now run along go solo Lupicus, or whatever you think being skillful means. Oh and I almost forgot, post videos, showing your uberness, that doubles your skill right there! -)

Son, let me help you out here, since you wouldn’t know a clue if it sat on your face.

rT and DnT feature the best PvE players in the game. The dungeon forum regulars are the best PvE player community in the game. We set records.

And please, continue posting, none of us use the report button maliciously, unlike the bads who wander in here and get yelled at. You have nothing to fear from us, except being made a fool of.

I can’t have a signature now and I have a 300 second limit between posts.

I found a picture of Florine or whatever his name is.

Dub.1273:

TheMaskedParadigm.3629:

Floryn.6307:

The Mexican Cookie.3690:

Floryn.6307:

The Mexican Cookie.3690:

I just want to point out, that popping food buffs and ‘Empower’ before you take a screenshot is not a very good way to show off your stats. Lets see your bases big boy.

Is [rT] made of trolls only?

[rT] is made of players who are deemed as top tier players. If you think you meet the requirements, you’re free to apply.

I’m leading GW2 division of one of the guilds who made history since MMO’s were invented, so I think I will pass.

Is it Death and Taxes?

Obviously not.
Tell me… didn’t you knew about [Bob]???

Or maybe it was [BHB]

Floryn.6307:

The Mexican Cookie.3690:

Floryn.6307:

The Mexican Cookie.3690:

I just want to point out, that popping food buffs and ‘Empower’ before you take a screenshot is not a very good way to show off your stats. Lets see your bases big boy.

Is [rT] made of trolls only?

[rT] is made of players who are deemed as top tier players. If you think you meet the requirements, you’re free to apply.

I’m leading GW2 division of one of the guilds who made history since MMO’s were invented, so I think I will pass.

Is it Death and Taxes?

There are waypoints from other paths that you can unlock in path 1.

Mesmer DPS is bad.

Terkov.4138:

Meh, stop with this BS… I made DM title and still do regural arah runs, using only LB/GS build. Melee, zerker gear and all other fancy-numbers-kitten is if you want to farm or make very good times.

This is how hard PvE is:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPRFNsBqac8&feature=youtu.be

You can use whatever you want and still easily finish dung.

Only exceptions are very high lvl fractals. I went only up to lvl 34, no problems there, but I guess fotm 48 runs would finally push me to change build.

You won’t be doing Arah very fast with Longbow / Greatsword on a Ranger. Will it be easy? Yes. But you will also be doing lower damage than probably everyone else in the party. If you take a group that is organized and can do things quickly, you will have kills like this

I’m back!

But now I don’t even feel like writing any more.

Try not to let his bad attempt at trolling affect you all. Stay strong, brothers.

A song about why Berserker is actually the best:

http://youtu.be/vlZQYZZtAHk

I’m sure I could do better than Trahearne and Scarlet.

I’m good I guess.

>:[

WHAT DOES DG MEAN?

The runway was dark, the lights were blinding, the alcohol was wearing off, and the crowd was explosive. It was Wethospu’s turn to walk the runway in the Dungeon Forum Fashion Show, and the laughter could be heard by insects inhabiting the grass outside of the building. Tomatoes and various types of rotten fruit were thrown onto the stage as Wethospu’s horrific armor set and dye choices caused chaos and headaches that could only be rivaled by an episode of Jerry Springer.

Wethospu fled the stage and retreated back into the gates of The Ruined City of Arah, his only home in Guild Wars 2. Here he could be at peace, observing the fashion trends of his undead friends and whispering gentle words to them as the mindlessly wandered through the ancient sand. “I’ll show them all. I’ll make a video of a Lupicus solo and it will change the world. People will know my name, and I will be the best there is.”

Operative Belka was first on the list, and just like any snobby Inquest would do, she ridiculed Wethospu’s fashion sense like the rest had before her. When Wethospu put away his Longbow and drew his Greatsword, though, Belka knew that this would be a different encounter than she was used to. Most pugs with their projectile spamming circle strafe tactics were no match for her reflection, but a Greatsword? Surely she could counter this. The fight was soon over, and the tiny Asura lay on the ground beaten and bruised with Wethospu’s hideous boot planted on top of her head.

Next up was the Abomination. The run past the Spiders and Sentinels was simple, because none were willing to approach such a man crazy enough to shroud his body in garments so distasteful. The hideous Abomination mumbled unintelligible sentences in a deep voice and approached Wethospu without any fear of his wardrobe disaster, for the Abomination was a being above clothes. Nudity would prevail in this fight, surely, but this was not the case as Wethospu outmaneuvered the beast and gracefully side-stepped his slow attacks. The great Abomination fell; undead blood and guts spilled from the stitches strewn across its body and covered the ancient sand below.

Next was his final stop: Giganticus Lupicus. Robert Hrouda (RIP) had warned him about this one. He approached the undead monstrosity with his chest puffed out, proudly displaying his horrendous armor. Lupicus awoke and rose from his position in the arena, revealing an indentation in the ground from having rested there so long. Lupicus would not be beaten by such a small man with a lack of fashion sense, and threw his arms into the air to summon a barrage of energy-infused projectiles onto Wethospu’s position. Wethospu’s Riposte blocked the projectiles, and it was followed by a Rush straight towards the undead behemoth. The fight drew on for several minutes, but the beast grew tired. It had taken too many critical hits, and the Eviscerate was more than it could handle. Lupicus fell into the center of the arena, and Wethospu wiped the blood and sweat from his already disgusting armor.

Armed with footage of defeating the most challenging boss in the game, Wethospu returned to the next year’s Dungeon Forum Fashion Show. This time sporting a new dye scheme, Wethospu strolled proudly onto the runway. Rotten fruit in hand and ready to be thrown, the crowd paused as the screen behind began to display footage of the brave Warrior’s feats. Jaws and hands dropped to the ground, and praise was given to the Warrior Wethospu for his great success.

In the back of the room, a cloaked figure rose and began to exit the building. Removing the long, black cloak, a Sylvari Warrior dressed in ancient Orrian armor with a dye scheme to rival Wethospu’s headed off to Cursed Shore. Now it was Strife’s turn.

Fin.

I’m on a role with words. It’s going to get even better.

Just target him and use skill 4. You can do it from like 8000 range.

If you want to AFK, just take him some flowers.

swiftpaw.6397:

TheMaskedParadigm.3629:

Broadicea.8294:

TheMaskedParadigm.3629:

Broadicea.8294:

Ethics.4519:

End game is PvP in dungeon forums.

Elitist vs Casuals it seems. No rules, because there are no enforcers (unless you get butt/hurt and report a post)

I would love to compare the metrics on how often dungeon forum regulars get reported/infracted versus how often it happens to bads that wander in and get yelled at

5:1 ratio easily

and that’s from swiftpaw alone

I should write a short story about Swiftpaw.

it’d better be saucy as kitten.

It will be………

Broadicea.8294:

TheMaskedParadigm.3629:

Broadicea.8294:

Ethics.4519:

End game is PvP in dungeon forums.

Elitist vs Casuals it seems. No rules, because there are no enforcers (unless you get butt/hurt and report a post)

I would love to compare the metrics on how often dungeon forum regulars get reported/infracted versus how often it happens to bads that wander in and get yelled at

5:1 ratio easily

and that’s from swiftpaw alone

I should write a short story about Swiftpaw.

Broadicea.8294:

Ethics.4519:

End game is PvP in dungeon forums.

Elitist vs Casuals it seems. No rules, because there are no enforcers (unless you get butt/hurt and report a post)

I would love to compare the metrics on how often dungeon forum regulars get reported/infracted versus how often it happens to bads that wander in and get yelled at

5:1 ratio easily

BHB

LordByron.8369:

There are some players perfectly able to be efficient as the best “elitist” and also play with any sort of pugs.
Also they can adapt and save party if it fails for any reason.

They don t even need to ragequit…..being polite is free…if they want to quit they tell politely why.
Sometimes they play for gold and speedrun…and other times they simply play with pugs…..they can even do that without forcing pugs to follow their orders…

Club foot

Broadicea.8294:

TheMaskedParadigm.3629:

When he enrages, back up against the wall behind you. It will knock you into the wall but won’t knock you off of your rock. Then you can stand up and continue as normal.

But then you’re out of his range and he’ll come up for you, right? Maybe it’s just perfect positioning, I’ve never been able to get him satisfied with where I’m standing unless I’m really close to the edge.

Walk forward again.

Bright.9160:

TheMaskedParadigm.3629:

His AoE from enrage doesn’t hit you if you are above him for some reason. Who knows.

Lack of z-axis.

So does your mom

Broadicea.8294:

Bismuth.3165:

Chryzo showed it to me, I think it was a bug, he didn’t even move, it was on the top of the ledge and chryzo didn’t lose any hp whatsoever even when it went berserk, he didn’t even use the tranquilizer, I tried doing it but it only worked once but yeah, he akitten melee abomination, according to him, he only uses this method when he’s lazy since abomination is a pretty easy boss.

You still can’t completely AFK from there because he will knock you back slightly with the headbutt, and you’ll scoot back just enough that you’re out of his range and he’ll come up the rock to get you. Also, if you’re using a melee weapon, you’ll be in max melee range, necessitating manually pressing #1 (or AHKing lol). I suppose you could use a range weapon, but dear sweet jesus that would drag that already boring fight out so much longer.

Not sure what Brazil is talking about with getting knocked back into a spot where you won’t actually move, though.

When he enrages, back up against the wall behind you. It will knock you into the wall but won’t knock you off of your rock. Then you can stand up and continue as normal.

His AoE from enrage doesn’t hit you if you are above him for some reason. Who knows.

Bright.9160:

TheMaskedParadigm.3629:

DigitalKirin.9714:

There once was a player named atse
Who ran dungeons like a maze, see
He’s a rat in a cage
Filling forums with rage
And deplored good advice from me

Despite all his rage he is still just a rat in a cage

Is atse the only son for you?

Don’t give him a sword and then not let him use it
Send him to pugs and then make him lose it

DigitalKirin.9714:

There once was a player named atse
Who ran dungeons like a maze, see
He’s a rat in a cage
Filling forums with rage
And deplored good advice from me

Despite all his rage he is still just a rat in a cage

Twilight is red
Frostfang is blue
Get off the forums
We don’t like you

Dub.1273:

TheMaskedParadigm.3629:

Dub.1273:

TheMaskedParadigm.3629:

I calculated it just on the armor stats, nothing else.

Even if you are wearing armor pieces/trinkets/weapons/traits without any of these stats (i hope such do not exist…), you’d still have at least level 60 base stats.

TheMaskedParadigm.3629:

I calculated it just on the armor stats, nothing else.

This is a completely invalid argument for saying scholar>ruby.
A rune of 166 power would be better than a rune with 165 power and 10000000000000000000% critdmg then, whereas in reality… well, you know.

I didn’t make an argument when I posted those. I calculated Effective Power from just the items looked at and provided the stat totals for them. People can take those and apply them to whatever they want, and I’ll probably calculate the difference between each of those with my Warrior.

You don’t need Stability or Invulnerability. You just have to get knocked down into something so that you can stand back up in the same place.

TriPleEM.4873:

TheMaskedParadigm.3629:

Even when they fix it, the florists will still be able to sell spots fairly easily.

You hear that, Anet, don’t forget to fix Bouquet of Roses too, please.

One should make a video and send it to the Support.

People have and they don’t watch the videos.

zencow.3651:

I heard there was a safe spot for Abom. 2 hours spent learning to solo him for naught _

It’s not really an AFK fight like Belka is, but there sort of is.

“Elitists” and “Players that think they are Elitists” are the same thing.

Dub.1273:

TheMaskedParadigm.3629:

I calculated it just on the armor stats, nothing else.

Even if you are wearing armor pieces/trinkets/weapons/traits without any of these stats (i hope such do not exist…), you’d still have at least level 60 base stats.

TheMaskedParadigm.3629:

I calculated it just on the armor stats, nothing else.

I calculated it just on the armor stats, nothing else.

Even when they fix it, the florists will still be able to sell spots fairly easily.

The Mexican Cookie.3690:

Casmurro.9046:

Syn Sity.5826:

I agree, in most cases you can swap out a perception sigil for a bloodlust and use ranger runes for a permanent 5% damage mod.

But the rune says you need a companion to get the+5%. Does it works even without a companion?

Yea, it’s bugged. It’s just a constant +5%. I’m kind of surprised there hasn’t been a swarm of PvP’ers foaming at the mouth over it.

They already quit the game.

Black Box.9312:

Vortigern.1987:

It is subjective.

For some people their characters are more than a bunch of stats and a dps score. They play the class/spec because they like it. Those people usually do not care how long a dungeon crawl takes, they just enjoy playing their toon.

It is perfectly fine if you do not want to play with those people, they probably do not want to play with you too. Just don’t tell them that they should play something else that is not fun for them. Everybody should be able to play the class/spec he likes. If you do not want to play with them and are looking for a pug, make your own group and a description how you want to play.

Well said. Unfortunately, however, it’s going to fall on deaf ears in this forum.

No it won’t. The casuals will eat it up and continue doing what they want.

I think Dungeons were a social experiment by Anet. This is why they don’t post in the forums, don’t fix bugs, and leave us to trolling eachother. They sit above us, looking down and taking notes.

So since we started talking about Power VS Crit Damage….

Celestial Draconic: 140 Power, 140 Precision, 19 Crit Damage
Crit Chance: 6.7
Base Effective Power: 142

Berserker’s Draconic: 314 Power, 224 Precision, 16 Crit Damage
Crit Chance: 10.4
Base Effective Power: 319

Assassin’s Draconic: 224 Power, 314 Precision, 16 Crit Damage
Crit Chance: 14.95
Base Effective Power: 229

Ruby Orbs: 120 Power, 84 Precision, 12 Crit Damage
Crit Chance: 4
Effective Power: 121

Scholar Runes: 165 Power, 0 Precision, 8 Crit Damage, No 10% bonus
Crit Chance: 0
Effective Power: 165

http://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Draconic_Boots
http://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Draconic_Legs
http://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Draconic_Gauntlets
http://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Draconic_Pauldrons
http://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Draconic_Helm
http://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Celestial_Draconic_Coat
http://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Rune_of_the_Scholar
http://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Ruby_Orb

You are free to enjoy and play condition builds, but I am also free to tell you how bad they are and why you shouldn’t use them.