Guild Wars 2

It’s not fun to carry in AC like it is in other dungeons.

I think I’ll link Crigger’s 0 death speed clears:

W1Z1 (3:29): http://youtu.be/wKr2HknvR1c
W1Z2 (4:55): http://youtu.be/UJWXcOvDNvo
W1Z3 (4:47): http://youtu.be/EA4D_EEA75M

W2Z1 (8:39): http://youtu.be/ZD90o1DN-nQ

I thought everyone knew that I was the best Guardian.

I think it would be cool, and should definitely give a title.

World 2 Zone 2

200g

100g per path

I got the shiny one in 3 days.

Sounds like you had a really great pug.

There’s a V in it.

Using boon duration and a support build with Staff is probably the worst idea anyone has ever had for Guardian aside from AH.

Brutal Arts.6307:

RIP in peace Josh. I’ll remember you as fondly as I do Habib Loew and Robert Houdra.

Wait what?

I don’t care how it looks as long as I can sell Arah easier.

It looks like something I would expect in Guild Wars 2. Every other UI looks like it.

Trish.2187:

TheMaskedParadigm have you even looked at the screen shoot of it looks like a 2 year old made it.

No. Where is it?

Virtue of Justice and Purging Flames will pretty much allow you to keep a boss permanently burned. You can get condition removal easily enough in traits as well. I’ve had some cool ideas with Torch, I’m just not sure if they are worth implementing.

Wow. Torch 4 actually doesn’t give you Fury. So there’s actually no reason to use Torch at all.

It’s not for you to understand.

The real magic is what BHB stands for, but that’s another secret.

The only reason to take Torch on Guardian in any situation is because your group is terrible and you need even MORE condition removal or your group is terrible and you need self-burning for Fury with Inner Fire. Focus 4 applies Vulnerability / Regen and removes conditions. Focus 5 has 3 blocks and hits very hard.

It’s a top secret guild full of magic, rainbows, and females with massive chests.

Here’s an avatar:

“Otto” sounds like a nutte. I like that.

Dub.1273:

I’m afraid of getting banned for playing too good.

They won’t even take the time to watch the video I sent them. I don’t think you would get banned. I think you would legitimately be the best player in all of GW2 though.

Molch.2078:

TheMaskedParadigm.3629:

Whoever you are, thanks for implementing the worst possible system for flagging posts and making it boringly easy to get around your bans. Thank you for allowing the BHB casuals and reddit white knights to waste the time of path sellers.

You do realize that this site is the reason you were able to sell in the first place, right?

Create a special ingame title for this guy^^

I want the BHB title.

Dub.1273:

Oh my god, i’m such a bad player. Not using a dodge hotkey, not using combat mod, not using the “optimal” warrior/guardian build, etc.

You are worse than you could be by quite a lot.

TehPwnerer.7215:

People that kick others to sell their spots are scum. If someone is in the group and gets to the last boss with the group and ends up being kicked, that should be a bannable offense.

In any case I don’t have to deal with this kitten because I don’t ever pug. And it’s for this reason.

You sound like the type of person that would join my path 4 run and kick me at the end after 2 manning it, cheating me out of my time and gold.

TehPwnerer.7215:

spoj.9672:

Oh wow haha. Victimized by casuals once again. :<

Yeah my 50/50 HoM, GWAMM, Dungeon Master, and almost 10k achievement points in GW2 really prove how casual I am. But I’m not gonna argue my merits with you since you don’t even know me and I don’t even know you.

You forgot to mention the part about how clearing every mob in the dungeon makes you a casual. I know a lovely lady with 10k achievement points that uses the arrow keys for movement and clicks the endurance bar to dodge. You should join BHB, you would fit in will there.

Trish.2187:

That does not have the screen shoot but i am sure if you looked online you would find it.

It looks like it was made in visual basic or Qbasic its that bad.

I could have done better in a couple hours tops.

I can’t tell if you are trolling or not. That’s not a good thing, either.

Player Character.9467:

TheMaskedParadigm.3629:

Or just use Combat Mode like all of the good players do.

Except Anet refuses to give that approval.[/quote]

Yeah, because they can’t support a third party application. They’ve said that it is not something they will ban for.

TehPwnerer.7215:

Broadicea.8294:

People won’t understand that you’re supposed to skip some parts until Anet makes all the mobs Legendaries with a neon sign around them that says “SNEAKY PATH HERE!”

Really because I did my Dungeon Master title by killing every mob in my way. Not sure why some things are MEANT to be skipped.

And did you jump on top of the clouds that crap rainbows so you could get your chievey-wieveys?

Nike Porphyrogenita.8137:

Broadicea.8294:

I’d say stickied but there are no mods for this forum, only modbot.

Are you smoking crackerjacks again? See ya in 3 days after my ban for using the modbot banned term “crackerjacks.”

I get that reference!

Bright.9160:

TheMaskedParadigm.3629:

Bright.9160:

Certain parts of Arah were specifically designed to be skipped, which has been confirmed by a dev at some point. Most of path 2 for example.

Stop the freaking ‘skipping is literally worse than hitler’ threads.

So that explains the Path 4 jumping puzzle.

I’m pretty sure that one wasn’t intended.

And, actually, it’s the Arah jumping puzzle, because you can use it exactly the same way in path 3 as in path 4, and it can be used for some funky stuff in path 1 and 2.

Vaults of Holiness is a pug saver.

Infamous Darkness.3284:

your pit has to be deeper than the pot hole in the parking lot. RAWR that 1/4 of an inch deep pit cant contain me, Sorry couldn’t resist

What happened to:

Infamous Darkness.3284:

Have a nice day that will be all.

Bright.9160:

Certain parts of Arah were specifically designed to be skipped, which has been confirmed by a dev at some point. Most of path 2 for example.

Stop the freaking ‘skipping is literally worse than hitler’ threads.

So that explains the Path 4 jumping puzzle.

It comes from a large group of people hating another large group of people and a small group of people being affected negatively by that hate.

Infamous Darkness.3284:

Sorry to inform you Masked Paradigm but gods absolutely blow in this game I think they are far worse then players generally, for more information consult Kormir (Domain of Anguish) Balthazar (Fissure of Woe), and Grenth (the Underworld) sorry they all suck and couldn’t even keep their own crap in order. Have a nice day that will be all.

Into the pit with you, then.

TexRob.5183:

TheMaskedParadigm.3629:

I made one only to find it’s going to cost millions of gold to craft it to level 80. I don’t even know if I can be bothered to level it at all.

Water is fire, look, I can just make stuff up too!

So according to gw2crafts it will cost about 700g to craft my way CLOSE to level 80, because each profession gives 7 levels from 0-400 and 3 levels from 400-500. Not to mention that I can only take 3 professions to level 500. So yes, it’s literally millions of gold to level my Necromancer.

lunyboy.8672:

TheMaskedParadigm.3629:

lunyboy.8672:

holds breath for video

Keep holding…

We are at 8 days…

You said:

TheMaskedParadigm.3629:

Before the week ends.

On Sept. 3, 2013 at 19:23.

I would guess if the professions were indeed balanced, you would be able to get a group together and run this in the time period you committed to.

The question now is:

Do you have so few people on your friends list that play either Necros or Rangers seriously that this is difficult to arrange in your busy schedule of forum warring?

Or is it that the people who DO play these classes seriously have told you this is impossible, informed you of how weak the Ranger reflect REALLY is, how ineffective the Necro blinds would be against ever-increasing waves of spiders and that even at range, this would be difficult, if not impossible?

Once again I say, Easy Mode.

GG.

You’ve failed to understand the concept of a troll. Also, it is written: Do not put the Lord your God to the test. I am your God, and if you do not behave, I will throw you into the pit with all of the BHB’s and casuals.

After giving an in-depth explanation of each encounter in Arah path 4 twice a day for 2 months while farming for the Bloodstone Fragment recipe (which I never got), I lost interest in trying to teach pugs what to do. Most of the time they go AFK while you are typing to them, they don’t want to listen because they think you are being an elitist, or they just don’t understand at all. Very rarely did things work out well. So after all of that, I decided to retire to calling people names on the forums and making Youtube videos where I swear a lot.

They said it was alright. Do a googley-woogley and see for yourself.

SkyChef.5432:

What do you mean by they don’t care about dungeons? They’ve fixed the reward system, fixed the cutscene in the Shaman fractal, leave the dredge fractal, the TAFU and many other “bugged” paths alone after so many agony hours of discussions of whether they are intended or unintended by the previous designers. These things just do not happen all by themselves, you know.

The Dungeon Fairy is responsible!

Player Character.9467:

Advent Leader.1083:

TheMaskedParadigm.3629:

All classes operate by using autoattack supplemented with weapon abilities or utility skills. I don’t understand why people want to complain that one single class is “just press 1 over and over.”

To be fair, they saw the wrong class. It’s engineers that you need to press 1 over and over most of the time when in a specific build, because we don’t have an auto attack for grenades.

They really need an “I’m in PvE so I don’t need to aim at a moving target, just put the aoe centered on my target” button for grenade 1.

Or just use Combat Mode like all of the good players do.

Too bad that this is all a reddit conspiracy and not a legitimate problem.

All classes operate by using autoattack supplemented with weapon abilities or utility skills. I don’t understand why people want to complain that one single class is “just press 1 over and over.”

I just want to make one because it is the same color as 3.

I made one only to find it’s going to cost millions of gold to craft it to level 80. I don’t even know if I can be bothered to level it at all.

It’s actually not even worth taking a Necromancer into Fractals. Just take 5 Warriors that know how to dodge.

I won’t have to worry about getting banned from GW2LFG for trying to sell spots at least.

Weakness still sucks in dungeons though.

The point of skipping mobs is to make the run go faster. Adding more mobs when you can only damage 5 at a time won’t make things faster. Elite mobs aren’t even that much of a problem to begin with.